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#11 - so what you are saying is if someone is in need of help, life …  [+] (8 replies) 12/22/2015 on Spidey sense +44
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#21 - themongoose (12/22/2015) [-]
Dude, seriously.

"Hey, funny story, I got you some really cool stuff, but I got caught in a situation, dropped the bags, saved a life, and when everything calmed down, I found that the bags with your stuff were stolen. Really sorry I can't get another one for you"

I think the best gift would be having that amazing human in my life.
#30 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
You mean someone who places strangers at a higher value than you?
I'd be tempted to leave them tbh.
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#43 - unladenswallow (12/22/2015) [-]
What's it like having a crack whore for a mother?
#90 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
youd know best
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#32 - ninjaroo (12/22/2015) [-]
Someone who values belongings over someone elses life has no place in my life. What the fuck is wrong with you that you'd honestly advocate letting someone die because the alternative might be somewhat inconvenient for you?
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#19 - wahut (12/22/2015) [-]
holy fuck why is everyone arguing about being a better human being

and that jengafag guy "You just lost your Christmas presents. Does it feel good?" how old are you dude?

are you so fucking selfish that you would rather not lose 50-100$ then save a life? what the fuck!

and good on you monkeybaits those i hope those assholes get a lesson in life that changes their view
#29 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
Dude, I would rather let that kid smash it's face on the railings or floor or whatever than lose my goods, even if it was just $20 worth of stuff.
After the kid gets hurt maybe the parents will learn to look after it properly and keep an eye on it. Or maybe they will with the next one at least.

I look out for myself, like everyone else and I would rather look after myself and my stuff or stuff I have bought for family than save someone else. I'll help if it comes at no expense to me but I don't feel bad about not helping people.
In my world, I come first and people should learn to look after their own kids.
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#12 - lathyrusvii (12/22/2015) [-]
You's a whoop-ass human, you know that? You're one of the few I hope to meet in life.

May all good things present themselves in your life at least once.
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#9 - nope, saving a life outweighs that. There's already enoug…  [+] (13 replies) 12/22/2015 on Spidey sense +59
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#45 - herbolifee (12/22/2015) [-]
He's a troll
A very, very obvious troll
#10 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
if someone is willing to prey on your attempts at heroism, they need, no deserve what they get if you don't help them.
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#27 - zetsuboukamina (12/22/2015) [-]
You can always get stuff replaced. Hell, he's probably getting gifts from people now
#11 - monkeybaits (12/22/2015) [-]
so what you are saying is if someone is in need of help, life threatening help we have to ignore them in case someone steals our shit.
I am obviously not as materialistic as some.
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#21 - themongoose (12/22/2015) [-]
Dude, seriously.

"Hey, funny story, I got you some really cool stuff, but I got caught in a situation, dropped the bags, saved a life, and when everything calmed down, I found that the bags with your stuff were stolen. Really sorry I can't get another one for you"

I think the best gift would be having that amazing human in my life.
#30 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
You mean someone who places strangers at a higher value than you?
I'd be tempted to leave them tbh.
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#43 - unladenswallow (12/22/2015) [-]
What's it like having a crack whore for a mother?
#90 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
youd know best
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#32 - ninjaroo (12/22/2015) [-]
Someone who values belongings over someone elses life has no place in my life. What the fuck is wrong with you that you'd honestly advocate letting someone die because the alternative might be somewhat inconvenient for you?
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#19 - wahut (12/22/2015) [-]
holy fuck why is everyone arguing about being a better human being

and that jengafag guy "You just lost your Christmas presents. Does it feel good?" how old are you dude?

are you so fucking selfish that you would rather not lose 50-100$ then save a life? what the fuck!

and good on you monkeybaits those i hope those assholes get a lesson in life that changes their view
#29 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
Dude, I would rather let that kid smash it's face on the railings or floor or whatever than lose my goods, even if it was just $20 worth of stuff.
After the kid gets hurt maybe the parents will learn to look after it properly and keep an eye on it. Or maybe they will with the next one at least.

I look out for myself, like everyone else and I would rather look after myself and my stuff or stuff I have bought for family than save someone else. I'll help if it comes at no expense to me but I don't feel bad about not helping people.
In my world, I come first and people should learn to look after their own kids.
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#12 - lathyrusvii (12/22/2015) [-]
You's a whoop-ass human, you know that? You're one of the few I hope to meet in life.

May all good things present themselves in your life at least once.
#28 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 reply) 12/22/2015 on OH LOOK... 0
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#6 - I would rather lose some "goods" than see someone lo…  [+] (16 replies) 12/22/2015 on Spidey sense +79
#7 - jengafag (12/22/2015) [-]
You just lost your Christmas presents. Does it feel good?
#31 - jujuface (12/22/2015) [-]
You just let a kid crack his head open on a railing, but you have your christmas presents. Does it feel good?
#9 - monkeybaits (12/22/2015) [-]
nope, saving a life outweighs that.
There's already enough people in this world that only care more for possessions than life .
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#45 - herbolifee (12/22/2015) [-]
He's a troll
A very, very obvious troll
#10 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
if someone is willing to prey on your attempts at heroism, they need, no deserve what they get if you don't help them.
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#27 - zetsuboukamina (12/22/2015) [-]
You can always get stuff replaced. Hell, he's probably getting gifts from people now
#11 - monkeybaits (12/22/2015) [-]
so what you are saying is if someone is in need of help, life threatening help we have to ignore them in case someone steals our shit.
I am obviously not as materialistic as some.
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#21 - themongoose (12/22/2015) [-]
Dude, seriously.

"Hey, funny story, I got you some really cool stuff, but I got caught in a situation, dropped the bags, saved a life, and when everything calmed down, I found that the bags with your stuff were stolen. Really sorry I can't get another one for you"

I think the best gift would be having that amazing human in my life.
#30 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
You mean someone who places strangers at a higher value than you?
I'd be tempted to leave them tbh.
User avatar
#43 - unladenswallow (12/22/2015) [-]
What's it like having a crack whore for a mother?
#90 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
youd know best
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#32 - ninjaroo (12/22/2015) [-]
Someone who values belongings over someone elses life has no place in my life. What the fuck is wrong with you that you'd honestly advocate letting someone die because the alternative might be somewhat inconvenient for you?
User avatar
#19 - wahut (12/22/2015) [-]
holy fuck why is everyone arguing about being a better human being

and that jengafag guy "You just lost your Christmas presents. Does it feel good?" how old are you dude?

are you so fucking selfish that you would rather not lose 50-100$ then save a life? what the fuck!

and good on you monkeybaits those i hope those assholes get a lesson in life that changes their view
#29 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
Dude, I would rather let that kid smash it's face on the railings or floor or whatever than lose my goods, even if it was just $20 worth of stuff.
After the kid gets hurt maybe the parents will learn to look after it properly and keep an eye on it. Or maybe they will with the next one at least.

I look out for myself, like everyone else and I would rather look after myself and my stuff or stuff I have bought for family than save someone else. I'll help if it comes at no expense to me but I don't feel bad about not helping people.
In my world, I come first and people should learn to look after their own kids.
User avatar
#12 - lathyrusvii (12/22/2015) [-]
You's a whoop-ass human, you know that? You're one of the few I hope to meet in life.

May all good things present themselves in your life at least once.
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