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#148 - Worked in Australia. They introduced nationwide gun controls a…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2015 on Proud Liberal 0
User avatar #241 - roliga (06/20/2015) [-]
Only worked because guns were hardly even a thing before they enacted their gun control, would not work in America, we're much larger, and an entirely different culture.
#141 - Can someone answer a question for me - namely, why is the word…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2015 on Proud Liberal 0
User avatar #171 - Tyranitar (06/20/2015) [-]
Because the American government does an exceptional job of making it's citizens bicker and whine like idiots so that they're too busy opposing each other to actually make anything happen in the system.
#7 - Jade is my favourite character ever. That game left such a mas… 06/19/2015 on (untitled) 0
#185 - Do you know anything about weed? It's the drug that stays in y…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2015 on Taxes 0
User avatar #186 - kiaserzerg (06/03/2015) [-]
I never said it was safe, in fact im condemming it, and this retarded hippie anon.

#366 - Doesn't feel like a community when you're attacked for disagre… 06/03/2015 on Admin Slams Reddit 0
#245 - Trollbait is trollbait.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2015 on Lost dreams, don't be this guy 0
User avatar #246 - duckwith (05/31/2015) [-]
I have been spamming that gif a bit too much, but I did write that comment without any trolling intentions.
#81 - What if having children is not my ultimate goal? I want a care…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/30/2015 on Lost dreams, don't be this guy +2
#244 - duckwith (05/31/2015) [-]
You seriously just down thumbed his comments without replying? You are scum!
User avatar #245 - monkee (05/31/2015) [-]
Trollbait is trollbait.
User avatar #246 - duckwith (05/31/2015) [-]
I have been spamming that gif a bit too much, but I did write that comment without any trolling intentions.
User avatar #107 - kingdork (05/31/2015) [-]
To imply that every woman must have kids is to imply that every an has a right to a wife in his older years. One can't be true without the other. The reason for men to marry when older is so they shall build up a legacy which can be used to give the kid a better entry to the world than he had. The man must overcome tests and struggles. Obviously should he spend the majority of his life succumbed to alcohol, he would wave his ability to be a virtuous husband.

Women do not by requirement have to be mothers and be dependent among a man. But the course of all history up to this point is that living being produce offspring to carry on part of them into the future. More of the mother is in the body of the child than of the father. The mother had to carry the child. However, how much do the schools teach the importance of raising kids? How are the girls told to think of their futures when they are at the age of 13?

They are made to practice writing applications. They may be lucky enough to learn how to use contraceptives. What they will not get to learn, if they do then not often enough for it to sink in, is what to do when greeted by pregnancy. Too many teen mothers today get pregnant and, not chosing to abort it, they're still too afraid to ask parents for help over what to do. It is too normal today for parents to punish the child and the schools stray away fromt he subject.

The desire to have sex stems from an sub-conscience desire to have kids. We accept that. Yet because almost everyone has the sub-conscience need to reproduce, many will willingly choose at a young age to not use protection, thinking it through or not.

Why are we in a society like this? For one, those running the schools like the Board of State Governers Association, Ford Foundation, Department of Education and American Federation of Teacher. Do they hold to the viewpoint kids belong to the parents or the village? For if they beleve the latter, they would make curriculums that would revert our near 75% rate of divorce.

You may need no man, but a child needs a strong mother and father figure. You have no right to give birth to a child and strip him of a father if you have the choice to give him a father.

Some women cant chose to give the kid a father. Some women were impregnated by rapists or one-night stands or by a boyfriend that wont stay loyal.
User avatar #108 - kingdork (05/31/2015) [-]
Also, many women go into college believing they should hold off on having kids. If their biology demands to produce offspring and these girls suppress it, it can lead to depression. Do you know any girls that may have their lives happier out if they chose to be mothers instead?
User avatar #114 - kingdork (05/31/2015) [-]
Last thing. If you had a friend that was having a child and they came to you for advice on the kid's education, what would you say? Because sending a child away to a team of stranger "experts" to teach the kid what to think. Putting the kid in an environment where, at the age of six, he must sit still, looking straightforward, 5 hours per day. Grouped in with at least two dozen companion students. Now of course not all students will sit still and behave, not even half will comply. This education technique has only become normal since 1914, where the passage of the Sixteenth Amendment guaranteed a small number of people would control education against the best interests of the common man.

The fact that children have trouble sitting still is obvious so the most popular way to teaching in modern america is "co-operative learning," "constructive teamwork," "interdependence" and "sensitivity training." In these types of thinking, children are graded based on whether or not they all reach the same outcome whether or not only one kid does all the thinking or not or the answer they get is right or wrong. As school lunch programs are regularly compromised--today one town, tomorrow another--and changed to be less healthy, kids have less energy. Living in fast food nation is retarding everyone. Today, no kid gets "recess" past elementary school. Youths go into their teen years, with bad eating habits and being forced to suppress their energy. This is by desing for in this environment the one way to maintain a semblance of order is to mold young minds to thinking "collectively" and working through "Teamwork." This diminishes and individual's ability to act independently.

This type of education puts children in an environment where peer pressure is very likely to be an influential part of their lives at a young age. Whether it be they are twelve years old and believe being a virgin is a bad thing. Listening to vulgar rap or hip-hop lyrics with slang that is targeted at them. We do not deny that these conditions are endemic today yet too many people think through how to deal with it. Today, young minds that work too independently different from the collective are isolated or harassed by fellow classmates. When smart kids are bullied for being "nerds" and productive black students are harassed for "acting white" it is evident that the mainstream way to teach kids is failing--it is by design.

Common Core State Standards has universalized the "what" of what is being taught to the kids. "How" the kids are being taught is something that has been standardized in the past 5 decades. Most of our criminals, drug users and mentally ill stem from a climate of dedicating their young mind to things that avoided self improvement, principal truths, classical arts, self sufficiency and discipline.

If you think a mother's duty toward a child's education goes no further than buying the kid paper, pens and a backpack, that is among the most irresponsible choices a parent could make.
#73 - **** admin, you're doing a great job alienating your fe…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/30/2015 on Female vs Male Friend vs Dog +7
#106 - Rascal (05/31/2015) [-]
I have to agree. Myself, I've been around here since back when people thought 'make me a sandwich' was a funny thing to say, and lest we forget the 'dumb bitch logic' phase as well. Stuck it out through all that, and I don't know whether the actual level of hostility has increased or if it's just getting old to me, but I find myself growing more and more tired of it. If tumblr didn't have such a retarded set up, I probably already would've made the transition to it. There may be SJWs, but at least I'm less likely to see people bashing my gender every few posts.
#89 - Rascal (05/31/2015) [-]
what do you care, youre a monkey
#153 - Spanking is considered a light tap, I think it's more the shoc… 05/30/2015 on Uberfacts 11 0
#149 - Still legal in the UK. Can't speak for the rest of europe, but…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/30/2015 on Uberfacts 11 0
User avatar #164 - mazzy (05/30/2015) [-]
Live in England, here. Personally think banning spanking your kids is what causes the shitty behavior you see nowadays in young-ish kids.
User avatar #175 - threeeighteen (05/30/2015) [-]
No no, the idiots of FunnyJunk this it's child abuse.
User avatar #161 - zanybruh (05/30/2015) [-]
Spanking is in the top ten worst childhood memories I have. Fucking hate that shit.
User avatar #203 - NotUpInHere (05/30/2015) [-]
well did you expect to enjoy it? It's supposed to be shitty so kids learn that "hey, if i act like a dick, mom hits me with a spatula" and dont act like dicks when theyre adults. I still dont fuck with spatulas haha
User avatar #206 - zanybruh (05/30/2015) [-]
the only thing spanking did for me was teach me how to lie and give me a weird fetish. I suppose my parents over did it, but I wouldn't know.
User avatar #208 - NotUpInHere (05/30/2015) [-]
It's certainly not the perfect system, but i think i came out ok. Luckily I have very loving parents, not all children get that
#211 - zanybruh (05/30/2015) [-]
I envy you, all spanking did was piss me off.

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#7 - thebestofmurder (01/29/2013) [-]
Sorry if I came off as a callous prick. It wasn't my intention. I'm just tired of hearing people say such things about something I hold dear. I come here to say sorry, I meant nothing cruel or mean by it. I meant a challenge to the "ignorant" atheists.
Sorry if I came off as a callous prick. It wasn't my intention. I'm just tired of hearing people say such things about something I hold dear. I come here to say sorry, I meant nothing cruel or mean by it. I meant a challenge to the "ignorant" atheists.
User avatar #5 - Shadowlordninek (04/20/2011) [-]
Hello
User avatar #3 - Acrylic (11/30/2010) [-]
you were the first person to ever comment on my profile.

-Captionist
User avatar #4 to #3 - monkee (03/11/2011) [-]
well that makes me feel special I suppose :)
User avatar #1 - FunnyPicturesLol (04/24/2010) [-]
Comment virginity=Broken
User avatar #2 to #1 - monkee (05/10/2010) [-]
woop ^^ you stole my cherry
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