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#2612 - **monkee used "*roll cis privilege*"** **monkee rolls Havin… 14 hours ago on Did you check your... 0
#122 - Sexual repression, not political.  [+] (1 new reply) 14 hours ago on bumburner 0
#123 - softdoritocat (14 hours ago) [-]
U didn't precise though, lol.
#117 - Our Victorian standards of inappropriate sexual references may…  [+] (4 new replies) 15 hours ago on bumburner +1
#120 - softdoritocat (14 hours ago) [-]
>No bidets
>"one of the most repressed nations"
>MFW
User avatar #122 - monkee (14 hours ago) [-]
Sexual repression, not political.
#123 - softdoritocat (14 hours ago) [-]
U didn't precise though, lol.
#119 - softdoritocat has deleted their comment.
#91 - I'm about an hour away, dunfermline? 12/17/2014 on Scotland 0
#101 - Specifying a gender-related, topical problem isn't attention w…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2014 on Tumblr 0
User avatar #102 - cliffordlover (12/16/2014) [-]
Yes, because this a site full of betafag girls. You knew what you were trying to do, so who are you trying to fool here? Fuck off.
#84 - Wishing you a better birthday next year 12/16/2014 on Alone 0
#99 - I'm not allowed to have a conversation? I missed the memo.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Tumblr -1
User avatar #100 - cliffordlover (12/16/2014) [-]
Remember, guys, I have tits. xDDDD
User avatar #101 - monkee (12/16/2014) [-]
Specifying a gender-related, topical problem isn't attention whoring dick. I see guys complaining about their dicks all the time on here, yet never accuse them of the same. Go be a troll somewhere else, I can't be bothered arguing with a bitter cunt.
User avatar #102 - cliffordlover (12/16/2014) [-]
Yes, because this a site full of betafag girls. You knew what you were trying to do, so who are you trying to fool here? Fuck off.
#45 - Then you've got all the different styles and shapes, and good … 12/11/2014 on Tumblr -1
#43 - From my experience it's a common complaint amongst women, boob…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/11/2014 on Tumblr -1
User avatar #44 - fishinyourface (12/11/2014) [-]
I see. Well I'm no bra specialist either, I tend to get sore shoulders, but apparently the straps aren't supposed to aid much in holding your breasts up. Fucking I don't know how much tighter of a band I can get going around without suffering from lack of oxygen...bras are a bitch to figure out...
User avatar #45 - monkee (12/11/2014) [-]
Then you've got all the different styles and shapes, and good luck if you're between sizes. I wouldn't bother except I started puberty very early, and was blessed in a certain department. Thank god I lost some weight there too. I can't say I've ever experienced the sore shoulders part, the human body is a curious thing.
#41 - I don't wear a bra past seven, as my over-the shoulder boulder…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/11/2014 on Tumblr 0
#69 - cliffordlover (12/11/2014) [-]
**cliffordlover rolled image** Go be an attention whore somewhere else.
User avatar #99 - monkee (12/16/2014) [-]
I'm not allowed to have a conversation? I missed the memo.
User avatar #100 - cliffordlover (12/16/2014) [-]
Remember, guys, I have tits. xDDDD
User avatar #101 - monkee (12/16/2014) [-]
Specifying a gender-related, topical problem isn't attention whoring dick. I see guys complaining about their dicks all the time on here, yet never accuse them of the same. Go be a troll somewhere else, I can't be bothered arguing with a bitter cunt.
User avatar #102 - cliffordlover (12/16/2014) [-]
Yes, because this a site full of betafag girls. You knew what you were trying to do, so who are you trying to fool here? Fuck off.
User avatar #42 - fishinyourface (12/11/2014) [-]
maybe you need a better bra? or maybe your bra is squishing your breasts a little too hard?
User avatar #43 - monkee (12/11/2014) [-]
From my experience it's a common complaint amongst women, boobs are not meant to be hoisted up in the air all day. That said, I have lost a bit of weight recently, so I aim to get remeasured soon.
User avatar #44 - fishinyourface (12/11/2014) [-]
I see. Well I'm no bra specialist either, I tend to get sore shoulders, but apparently the straps aren't supposed to aid much in holding your breasts up. Fucking I don't know how much tighter of a band I can get going around without suffering from lack of oxygen...bras are a bitch to figure out...
User avatar #45 - monkee (12/11/2014) [-]
Then you've got all the different styles and shapes, and good luck if you're between sizes. I wouldn't bother except I started puberty very early, and was blessed in a certain department. Thank god I lost some weight there too. I can't say I've ever experienced the sore shoulders part, the human body is a curious thing.

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#7 - thebestofmurder (01/29/2013) [-]
Sorry if I came off as a callous prick. It wasn't my intention. I'm just tired of hearing people say such things about something I hold dear. I come here to say sorry, I meant nothing cruel or mean by it. I meant a challenge to the "ignorant" atheists.
Sorry if I came off as a callous prick. It wasn't my intention. I'm just tired of hearing people say such things about something I hold dear. I come here to say sorry, I meant nothing cruel or mean by it. I meant a challenge to the "ignorant" atheists.
User avatar #5 - Shadowlordninek (04/20/2011) [-]
Hello
User avatar #3 - Acrylic (11/30/2010) [-]
you were the first person to ever comment on my profile.

-Captionist
User avatar #4 to #3 - monkee (03/11/2011) [-]
well that makes me feel special I suppose :)
User avatar #1 - FunnyPicturesLol (04/24/2010) [-]
Comment virginity=Broken
User avatar #2 to #1 - monkee (05/10/2010) [-]
woop ^^ you stole my cherry
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