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Date Signed Up:4/30/2011
Last Login:5/31/2016
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Content Views:47675
Times Content Favorited:12 times
Total Comments Made:1594
FJ Points:4304

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#1987 - **momothebear used "*roll 1, 1-99*"** **momothebear rolls 60** 07/07/2015 on Where will you be reborn... 0
#1976 - *roll 2* 07/07/2015 on Where will you be reborn... 0
#52 - You know what's better than legalising? Nationalising! Not onl… 04/16/2015 on Drugs =/= hugs 0
#50 - When a cop is searching a suspect, he might not want to be hol…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/12/2015 on He Knows +9
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#83 - BlaiseGrimm (04/12/2015) [-]
could be his partners gun, or a gun they may have gotten from the guy they were frisking. either way, it looks like a gun.
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#82 - BlaiseGrimm (04/12/2015) [-]
picture is grainy but it looks like a gun
#71 - anon (04/12/2015) [-]
the holsters cops have designed for them are suppose to make it pretty hard to take a gun from them
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#52 - mondominiman (04/12/2015) [-]
You can't just pull a gun out of a holster so easy though. It has two clasps or something that you have to undo in order to pull it out and pulling it out from an angle wont work either. Or so I think, a cop told me once thats my source
#58 - innocentbabies (04/12/2015) [-]
This is true, but it's still an unnecessary risk. Besides, he probably had it out initially, so it just made more sense to hand it off than to put it back until after the guy was in cuffs.
#59 - Words can't bring her down.... any further then gravity does. 03/28/2015 on nice meme lardass +3
#182 - I have some reservation on the terms. I mean, it says "yo… 03/28/2015 on would press everytime 0
#183 - that's what they said in the undercover stories but still even… 03/02/2015 on what do you like to play 0
#93 - 27 years spent in second grade.... just sayin  [+] (2 new replies) 03/02/2015 on what do you like to play +11
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#147 - cheatman (03/02/2015) [-]
She stays young because homer drugs her.
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#183 - momothebear (03/02/2015) [-]
that's what they said in the undercover stories but still even if she still looks eight, the matter with me is not the look, it's the fact that the "smart kid" flunked 2nd grade 26+ times.
#15 - ...although he was mostly a sculptor rather than a painter. 03/01/2015 on 0-100 real quick +2
#63 - Is he sticking those on random poeple's car... ****** brilliant! 02/09/2015 on Girl scouts +4
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#55 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
why did you decline? ):
#56 to #55 - momothebear (10/09/2013) [-]
because you asked for every fj points i had and gave absolutely nothing good. Why are you surprised?
#57 to #56 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
o you only have 3k your bad nevermind dw
#58 to #57 - momothebear (10/09/2013) [-]
right and you only have 0 now GTFO
#59 to #58 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
check again fag
#60 to #59 - momothebear (10/09/2013) [-]
whoopedy ******* doo, you found some retard to give you worthless points on a worthless site for worthless items.... you want a ******* medal?
#61 to #60 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
yea give me your fj points you homo queer
#63 to #61 - momothebear (10/09/2013) [-]
i'll trade all my points for yours
#64 to #63 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
send
#65 to #64 - momothebear (10/09/2013) [-]
yeah, just send the trade i'll trade you my hard earned points for all your lazy ass ****** points
#67 to #65 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
can't believe you...
the nerve of some people..
#68 to #67 - momothebear (10/09/2013) [-]
anwww hurt your feelings? Did you have your lil juice? You need a nappy nap time?
#66 to #65 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
go ************ you prolapsed anus you don't call my points anything but godly and holy, you ******** inverted dick.
#62 to #61 - momothebear (10/09/2013) [-]
ok
#54 - aguta (11/27/2012) [-]
are you trading your items?
#43 - avanec (08/26/2012) [-]
how many babies u give for 1 book of rape?
#44 to #43 - momothebear (08/26/2012) [-]
I'd be interested in both rape and eternal damnation would you take 7 babies for the both?
#45 to #44 - avanec (08/26/2012) [-]
nah thats to much for 2 books :/ some users trading 1 book for 1 raptor and 2 books for 7 babies is just to much.
#46 to #45 - momothebear (08/26/2012) [-]
how many do you want?
#47 to #46 - avanec (08/26/2012) [-]
idk. does 5 babies for 1 book of them books sounds good to you?
#48 to #47 - momothebear (08/26/2012) [-]
OK 5 for the rape then
can you make the request, chose what crap you wanna give ;)
#50 to #48 - avanec (08/26/2012) [-]
im gonna accept when you finished all the requests
#53 to #50 - momothebear (08/26/2012) [-]
thx a bunch
#51 to #50 - momothebear (08/26/2012) [-]
Done
#52 to #51 - avanec (08/26/2012) [-]
there you go :p
#49 to #48 - avanec (08/26/2012) [-]
pls could u do it i have alot of stuff to do trading with 4 different ppl just pick some low stuff i have a tons of.
#41 - HerpinMaiDerpin (08/26/2012) [-]
Not to bother you but I'd buy the BOHS
#42 to #41 - momothebear (08/26/2012) [-]
no thx
#40 - agnaraed (08/26/2012) [-]
:D trade?
#34 - xdudeyoyoyo (08/26/2012) [-]
what u want for my james brown
#35 to #34 - momothebear (08/26/2012) [-]
you wanna give me your james brown?
#36 to #35 - xdudeyoyoyo (08/26/2012) [-]
sure, for the right trade
#37 to #36 - momothebear (08/26/2012) [-]
well what are you looking for?
#38 to #37 - xdudeyoyoyo (08/26/2012) [-]
strange cube + alchemy table?
#39 to #38 - momothebear (08/26/2012) [-]
strange cube all right but not the table sry
#29 - jorgethemaster (08/25/2012) [-]
any of my dupes for that toast.
#30 to #29 - momothebear (08/25/2012) [-]
you mean the crystal toast? I'd like the veloSIRaptor, perhaps i could give you the toast and a couple presidents you'r missing.
#31 to #30 - jorgethemaster (08/25/2012) [-]
Well. highest offer for it right now is Idi amin, general something and Strange cube.

If you can beat it, its yours.
#33 to #31 - momothebear (08/25/2012) [-]
and if you need Idi and the general this can be arranged
#32 to #31 - momothebear (08/25/2012) [-]
franklin roosevelt, harry truman and the crystal toast. if not enough i'll throw jimmy carter in too
#24 - chewieisthebest (08/25/2012) [-]
what for George Washington? :OOO
#25 to #24 - momothebear (08/25/2012) [-]
you don't have many dupes but i'd like that woodrow wilson
#27 to #25 - chewieisthebest (08/25/2012) [-]
sweet thanks
#28 to #27 - momothebear (08/25/2012) [-]
np my pleasure
#26 to #25 - chewieisthebest (08/25/2012) [-]
ok
#19 - whomadewho (08/25/2012) [-]
what do you want for dub 55 and freeze toast
#20 to #19 - momothebear (08/25/2012) [-]
i'd like that throwing star and i'd add Millard fillmore to the deal
#17 - emomonster (08/25/2012) [-]
Would you do 44 dubs and Dolanmeteor for Nazi gold?
#21 to #17 - momothebear (08/25/2012) [-]
send the requests
#18 to #17 - momothebear (08/25/2012) [-]
sure
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