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momothebear

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Date Signed Up:4/30/2011
Last Login:9/04/2015
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 555 total,  680 ,  125
Comment Thumbs: 4910 total,  6339 ,  1429
Content Level Progress: 50% (5/10)
Level 48 Content: Sammich eater → Level 49 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 88% (88/100)
Level 248 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 249 Comments: Doinitrite
Subscribers:0
Content Views:46784
Times Content Favorited:12 times
Total Comments Made:1594
FJ Points:4299

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latest user's comments

#1987 - **momothebear used "*roll 1, 1-99*"** **momothebear rolls 60** 07/07/2015 on Where will you be reborn... 0
#1976 - *roll 2* 07/07/2015 on Where will you be reborn... 0
#52 - You know what's better than legalising? Nationalising! Not onl… 04/16/2015 on Drugs =/= hugs 0
#50 - When a cop is searching a suspect, he might not want to be hol…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/12/2015 on He Knows +9
User avatar #83 - BlaiseGrimm (04/12/2015) [-]
could be his partners gun, or a gun they may have gotten from the guy they were frisking. either way, it looks like a gun.
User avatar #82 - BlaiseGrimm (04/12/2015) [-]
picture is grainy but it looks like a gun
#71 - anon (04/12/2015) [-]
the holsters cops have designed for them are suppose to make it pretty hard to take a gun from them
User avatar #52 - mondominiman (04/12/2015) [-]
You can't just pull a gun out of a holster so easy though. It has two clasps or something that you have to undo in order to pull it out and pulling it out from an angle wont work either. Or so I think, a cop told me once thats my source
#58 - innocentbabies (04/12/2015) [-]
This is true, but it's still an unnecessary risk. Besides, he probably had it out initially, so it just made more sense to hand it off than to put it back until after the guy was in cuffs.
#59 - Words can't bring her down.... any further then gravity does. 03/28/2015 on nice meme lardass +3
#182 - I have some reservation on the terms. I mean, it says "yo… 03/28/2015 on would press everytime 0
#183 - that's what they said in the undercover stories but still even… 03/02/2015 on what do you like to play 0
#93 - 27 years spent in second grade.... just sayin  [+] (2 new replies) 03/02/2015 on what do you like to play +11
User avatar #147 - cheatman (03/02/2015) [-]
She stays young because homer drugs her.
User avatar #183 - momothebear (03/02/2015) [-]
that's what they said in the undercover stories but still even if she still looks eight, the matter with me is not the look, it's the fact that the "smart kid" flunked 2nd grade 26+ times.
#15 - ...although he was mostly a sculptor rather than a painter. 03/01/2015 on 0-100 real quick +2
#63 - Is he sticking those on random poeple's car... ****** b… 02/09/2015 on Girl scouts +4

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Total unique items point value: 7124 / Total items point value: 14701
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#55 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
why did you decline? ):
User avatar #56 to #55 - momothebear (10/09/2013) [-]
because you asked for every fj points i had and gave absolutely nothing good. Why are you surprised?
#57 to #56 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
o you only have 3k your bad nevermind dw
User avatar #58 to #57 - momothebear (10/09/2013) [-]
right and you only have 0 now GTFO
#59 to #58 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
check again fag
User avatar #60 to #59 - momothebear (10/09/2013) [-]
whoopedy ******* doo, you found some retard to give you worthless points on a worthless site for worthless items.... you want a ******* medal?
#61 to #60 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
yea give me your fj points you homo queer
User avatar #63 to #61 - momothebear (10/09/2013) [-]
i'll trade all my points for yours
#64 to #63 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
send
User avatar #65 to #64 - momothebear (10/09/2013) [-]
yeah, just send the trade i'll trade you my hard earned points for all your lazy ass ****** points
#67 to #65 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
can't believe you...
the nerve of some people..
User avatar #68 to #67 - momothebear (10/09/2013) [-]
anwww hurt your feelings? Did you have your lil juice? You need a nappy nap time?
#66 to #65 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
go ************ you prolapsed anus you don't call my points anything but godly and holy, you ******** inverted dick.
User avatar #54 - aguta (11/27/2012) [-]
are you trading your items?
User avatar #43 - avanec (08/26/2012) [-]
how many babies u give for 1 book of rape?
User avatar #44 to #43 - momothebear (08/26/2012) [-]
I'd be interested in both rape and eternal damnation would you take 7 babies for the both?
User avatar #45 to #44 - avanec (08/26/2012) [-]
nah thats to much for 2 books :/ some users trading 1 book for 1 raptor and 2 books for 7 babies is just to much.
User avatar #46 to #45 - momothebear (08/26/2012) [-]
how many do you want?
User avatar #47 to #46 - avanec (08/26/2012) [-]
idk. does 5 babies for 1 book of them books sounds good to you?
User avatar #48 to #47 - momothebear (08/26/2012) [-]
OK 5 for the rape then
can you make the request, chose what crap you wanna give ;)
User avatar #50 to #48 - avanec (08/26/2012) [-]
im gonna accept when you finished all the requests
User avatar #53 to #50 - momothebear (08/26/2012) [-]
thx a bunch
User avatar #51 to #50 - momothebear (08/26/2012) [-]
Done
User avatar #52 to #51 - avanec (08/26/2012) [-]
there you go :p
User avatar #49 to #48 - avanec (08/26/2012) [-]
pls could u do it i have alot of stuff to do trading with 4 different ppl just pick some low stuff i have a tons of.
#41 - HerpinMaiDerpin (08/26/2012) [-]
Not to bother you but I'd buy the BOHS
User avatar #42 to #41 - momothebear (08/26/2012) [-]
no thx
User avatar #40 - agnaraed ONLINE (08/26/2012) [-]
:D trade?
User avatar #34 - xdudeyoyoyo (08/26/2012) [-]
what u want for my james brown
User avatar #35 to #34 - momothebear (08/26/2012) [-]
you wanna give me your james brown?
User avatar #36 to #35 - xdudeyoyoyo (08/26/2012) [-]
sure, for the right trade
User avatar #37 to #36 - momothebear (08/26/2012) [-]
well what are you looking for?
User avatar #38 to #37 - xdudeyoyoyo (08/26/2012) [-]
strange cube + alchemy table?
User avatar #39 to #38 - momothebear (08/26/2012) [-]
strange cube all right but not the table sry
User avatar #29 - jorgethemaster (08/25/2012) [-]
any of my dupes for that toast.
User avatar #30 to #29 - momothebear (08/25/2012) [-]
you mean the crystal toast? I'd like the veloSIRaptor, perhaps i could give you the toast and a couple presidents you'r missing.
User avatar #31 to #30 - jorgethemaster (08/25/2012) [-]
Well. highest offer for it right now is Idi amin, general something and Strange cube.

If you can beat it, its yours.
User avatar #33 to #31 - momothebear (08/25/2012) [-]
and if you need Idi and the general this can be arranged
User avatar #32 to #31 - momothebear (08/25/2012) [-]
franklin roosevelt, harry truman and the crystal toast. if not enough i'll throw jimmy carter in too
User avatar #24 - chewieisthebest (08/25/2012) [-]
what for George Washington? :OOO
User avatar #25 to #24 - momothebear (08/25/2012) [-]
you don't have many dupes but i'd like that woodrow wilson
User avatar #27 to #25 - chewieisthebest (08/25/2012) [-]
sweet thanks
User avatar #28 to #27 - momothebear (08/25/2012) [-]
np my pleasure
User avatar #19 - whomadewho (08/25/2012) [-]
what do you want for dub 55 and freeze toast
User avatar #20 to #19 - momothebear (08/25/2012) [-]
i'd like that throwing star and i'd add Millard fillmore to the deal
#17 - emomonster (08/25/2012) [-]
Would you do 44 dubs and Dolanmeteor for Nazi gold?
User avatar #21 to #17 - momothebear (08/25/2012) [-]
send the requests
User avatar #18 to #17 - momothebear (08/25/2012) [-]
sure
User avatar #10 - fullretard (08/25/2012) [-]
do you want for a loom?
User avatar #11 to #10 - momothebear (08/25/2012) [-]
what did you trade me the ores for i don't receive anything
User avatar #12 to #11 - fullretard (08/25/2012) [-]
those were for FJ points
User avatar #13 to #12 - momothebear (08/25/2012) [-]
weird, i didn't receive any
User avatar #14 to #13 - fullretard (08/25/2012) [-]
you declined them
User avatar #16 to #14 - momothebear (08/25/2012) [-]
can we make a test? buy something with your points again
User avatar #15 to #14 - momothebear (08/25/2012) [-]
i did the emerald one and it didn't give me squat
User avatar #6 - dogfat (08/25/2012) [-]
what else would you throw in?
User avatar #8 to #6 - momothebear (08/25/2012) [-]
how bout this, your uncle dolan for dsend statue and dubs 22, i saw you didn't have it so...
User avatar #3 - fullretard (08/25/2012) [-]
can you sell me your ores?
User avatar #4 to #3 - momothebear (08/25/2012) [-]
some of em sure
User avatar #9 to #4 - fullretard (08/25/2012) [-]
two raw diamonds and two raw sapphires for loom?
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User avatar #2 - fullretard (08/25/2012) [-]
anything you want to sell to me?
User avatar #1 - dogfat (08/25/2012) [-]
anything for a Dsed statue?
User avatar #5 to #1 - momothebear (08/25/2012) [-]
hmm i'd sure like that uncle dolan but i'd throw in something extra
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