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#81 - ..........eh id still **** it 16 hours ago on Has science gone to far +1
#67 - catgirl source is Infinite Stratos Season 2 05/24/2016 on The future is now! +2
#7 - ....ive given up ever understanding GTN  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2016 on GreenTeaNeko 0
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#17 - gragasvlad (05/23/2016) [-]
Why? This makes sense.
#58 - yo 05/21/2016 on put yer arm down 0
#32 - that's adorable. my sisters dog, despite being nearly 4, still…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2016 on Cat -1
#66 - sjurmen (05/19/2016) [-]
Haha, that's really cute!
#29 - they don't know how old they really are. the first do…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/18/2016 on Cat -2
#30 - sjurmen (05/18/2016) [-]
That's nice.
If we tell ours "Where is the cat?" (He has a stuffed cat), he just grabs it and runs around everywhere with it, jumping around and trying to get us to join him.
#32 - moltendaniel (05/18/2016) [-]
that's adorable. my sisters dog, despite being nearly 4, still suckles on his teddy bear. he wasn't the runt, he wasn't took away from mother too early, he was weaned off normally....yet he still suckles. its so adorable.
#66 - sjurmen (05/19/2016) [-]
Haha, that's really cute!
#23 - that's fine, but thank you. happened 5 years ago...funnily eno…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/18/2016 on Cat -1
#28 - sjurmen (05/18/2016) [-]
Thanks. Yeah, it is. Our dog is getting older now, but he still acts as a pup.
#29 - moltendaniel (05/18/2016) [-]
they don't know how old they really are.

the first dog that I knew when I was a baby up until I was in my early teens was my mums poodle khan. he was always willing to play no matter how old he got. when people tell you chocolate, grapes, onions and such are poisonous for dogs what they should tell you is that a dog needs to eat something like nearly a full stomach's worth for it to poison them.

khan was nicknamed hoover, on account of he ate anything we dropped on the floor and would eat everything we gave him. if we ate it, he did. he also had a habit of eating mine and my sisters advent calendars every Christmas.

he got a few months away from his 20th birthday before we had to have him put down. he was healthy apart from being pretty much blind and deaf due to his age. yet he always found the energy to play.
#30 - sjurmen (05/18/2016) [-]
That's nice.
If we tell ours "Where is the cat?" (He has a stuffed cat), he just grabs it and runs around everywhere with it, jumping around and trying to get us to join him.
#32 - moltendaniel (05/18/2016) [-]
that's adorable. my sisters dog, despite being nearly 4, still suckles on his teddy bear. he wasn't the runt, he wasn't took away from mother too early, he was weaned off normally....yet he still suckles. its so adorable.
#66 - sjurmen (05/19/2016) [-]
Haha, that's really cute!
#21 - we've never had a problem with any of our dogs that we've owne…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/18/2016 on Cat -1
#22 - sjurmen (05/18/2016) [-]
Wow yeah, that is really heartbreaking. My condolences
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#50 - drpenguinz (05/18/2016) [-]
when i read this without context, this comment sounded reaaaaaaally sarcastic
#65 - sjurmen (05/19/2016) [-]
Haha ups
#23 - moltendaniel (05/18/2016) [-]
that's fine, but thank you. happened 5 years ago...funnily enough 5 years ago last week.

and my condolences to you as well. its always sad losing a family member like that.
#28 - sjurmen (05/18/2016) [-]
Thanks. Yeah, it is. Our dog is getting older now, but he still acts as a pup.
#29 - moltendaniel (05/18/2016) [-]
they don't know how old they really are.

the first dog that I knew when I was a baby up until I was in my early teens was my mums poodle khan. he was always willing to play no matter how old he got. when people tell you chocolate, grapes, onions and such are poisonous for dogs what they should tell you is that a dog needs to eat something like nearly a full stomach's worth for it to poison them.

khan was nicknamed hoover, on account of he ate anything we dropped on the floor and would eat everything we gave him. if we ate it, he did. he also had a habit of eating mine and my sisters advent calendars every Christmas.

he got a few months away from his 20th birthday before we had to have him put down. he was healthy apart from being pretty much blind and deaf due to his age. yet he always found the energy to play.
#30 - sjurmen (05/18/2016) [-]
That's nice.
If we tell ours "Where is the cat?" (He has a stuffed cat), he just grabs it and runs around everywhere with it, jumping around and trying to get us to join him.
#32 - moltendaniel (05/18/2016) [-]
that's adorable. my sisters dog, despite being nearly 4, still suckles on his teddy bear. he wasn't the runt, he wasn't took away from mother too early, he was weaned off normally....yet he still suckles. its so adorable.
#66 - sjurmen (05/19/2016) [-]
Haha, that's really cute!
#17 - we have 2 dogs. if we take the younger one out (shes 3) and go…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/18/2016 on Cat 0
#19 - sjurmen (05/18/2016) [-]
We only have one now, but he is so afraid of being alone that he just sits and howls continously if we leave the house after work time. (It's strange, he doesn't mind when we go to work, he just sleeps all day, but if we leave in the afternoon he goes crazy. He has a really deep "voice" too, so the neighbours can hear him.
#21 - moltendaniel (05/18/2016) [-]
we've never had a problem with any of our dogs that we've owned over the years with howling except our last 3 when one would every so often howl at the phone if it was left ringing for longer than 20 seconds....but jesus does our younger one howl.

when we lost 1 from our last pack, the other 2 were very unhappy for a while.....then we lost another 8 months after and the last one was so miserable, she barely had the energy to get up. 3 months down the line she got t the stage of doing her old greeting when we came home, jumping up and down at the window to see who it was.

3 months later......mum came home, dog did her thing, heart attack. mum came in and found her in front of the window laying down. still warm, but she was gone. after we lost both the only time she was happy was when anyone came home from work. its heartbreaking isn't it.
#22 - sjurmen (05/18/2016) [-]
Wow yeah, that is really heartbreaking. My condolences
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#50 - drpenguinz (05/18/2016) [-]
when i read this without context, this comment sounded reaaaaaaally sarcastic
#65 - sjurmen (05/19/2016) [-]
Haha ups
#23 - moltendaniel (05/18/2016) [-]
that's fine, but thank you. happened 5 years ago...funnily enough 5 years ago last week.

and my condolences to you as well. its always sad losing a family member like that.
#28 - sjurmen (05/18/2016) [-]
Thanks. Yeah, it is. Our dog is getting older now, but he still acts as a pup.
#29 - moltendaniel (05/18/2016) [-]
they don't know how old they really are.

the first dog that I knew when I was a baby up until I was in my early teens was my mums poodle khan. he was always willing to play no matter how old he got. when people tell you chocolate, grapes, onions and such are poisonous for dogs what they should tell you is that a dog needs to eat something like nearly a full stomach's worth for it to poison them.

khan was nicknamed hoover, on account of he ate anything we dropped on the floor and would eat everything we gave him. if we ate it, he did. he also had a habit of eating mine and my sisters advent calendars every Christmas.

he got a few months away from his 20th birthday before we had to have him put down. he was healthy apart from being pretty much blind and deaf due to his age. yet he always found the energy to play.
#30 - sjurmen (05/18/2016) [-]
That's nice.
If we tell ours "Where is the cat?" (He has a stuffed cat), he just grabs it and runs around everywhere with it, jumping around and trying to get us to join him.
#32 - moltendaniel (05/18/2016) [-]
that's adorable. my sisters dog, despite being nearly 4, still suckles on his teddy bear. he wasn't the runt, he wasn't took away from mother too early, he was weaned off normally....yet he still suckles. its so adorable.
#66 - sjurmen (05/19/2016) [-]
Haha, that's really cute!
#27 - depends on what you get, ive got a double ended one, one end i…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2016 on Whut? +1
#35 - shaboom (05/25/2016) [-]
thanks dude, this chick is going on a dildo adventure thanks to u,and as such i shal dedicate many a pleasurable moment to you
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#31 - smoothmofo (03/31/2015) [-]
Hey bruh, saw your HM1 cut grass of some kid at your school story.

just came by to tell you that you are full of **** and a complete tool. Have an awfull day
#28 - broswagonist ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
Just a warning, but the first Muv Luv can be a bit boring and predictable at times, but the next... well...
Muv-Luv Alternative PS3 OP
It can get pretty heavy.
#29 to #28 - moltendaniel (03/17/2014) [-]
i thought it looked famillier. ive read all of the manga for muv luv and im reading muv luv alternative waiting for more chapters. i think ill play the vn's
#30 to #29 - broswagonist ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
VN's will tell you the full story, I don't know how close the manga keeps to it but if you've read the Extra and Unlimited portions you may or may not want to skip straight to Alternative.
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#12 - neededllama (03/07/2012) [-]
I'm glad I was finally able to explain something to someone, I'm a very poor teacher, as I get frustrated with stupidity easily.
Thankfully, I knew what you did wrong. Otherwise, I probably would've stopped making sense halfway through my explanation.
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Dammit. Just google this - Tiny Boobs Giant Tits History
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Hopefully this works -
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