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#88 - rockerforlife (12/03/2015) [-]
According to historian Niall Ferguson, of the 125 major European wars fought since 1495, the French have participated in fifty – more than both Austria (forty-seven) and England (forty-three). And they’ve achieved an impressive batting average: out of 168 battles fought since 387 BC, they have won 109, lost forty-nine and drawn ten.
#104 - alcantara (12/03/2015) [-]
The problem with statistical analysis of history like that, is the equation of very different states due to a shared georaphical area, history, and to some degree culture; what we also need to remember, for the comparitive part, is that "Britain" is relatively new, whereas England as an independent state was both very active beforehand and sent armies to battles in an unofficial capacity - England, and then Britain, have a long history of fighting in almost any European war against the French, with that trend switching to against the Germans when Germany overtook France as the main continental power.
But to come back to the main point; France gained a lot of victories during the Napoleonic era, but what we find is that in modern history they have been decimated in wars - an equivalent example would be the strength of Italy during the Roman years, only for Fascist Italy to struggle everywhere they went to the point even their allies called them cowards.
#130 - anon (12/03/2015) [-]
No one cares whether or not a meme is based on facts or not as long as everyone understands the meme
#99 - rockerforlife (12/03/2015) [-]
France had two choices: either be DECIMATED and have their innocents WIPED OUT by the Nazi war machine
give in for a few years, fight them from inside, until your allies can save you.
It pretty much had no fucking choice if it didn't want all its people to die. In fact, if you look at the countries around Germany.
>Poland got raped as fuck
>GB was fairly far away (and Germans hadn't built up their navy or flight power yet)
>who the fuck wants switzerland
>Italy was fascist allied with Germany
>Spain's a fascist useless hellhole
>Eastern europe is pretty much taken over/USSR's business
>that leaves France, not only the biggest bone to pick that the Germans had, but also RIGHT FUCKING NEXT TO THEM.
They picked the smart choice. And now 60 years later, historically illiterate teenagers on the internet laugh about how France surrendered to the Nazis.
We can laugh at them all they want, but if ANY other powerful country had the Nazis bordering them, they would've surrendered too.
#119 - turkeycop (12/03/2015) [-]
I would like to point out that during the 10 years leading up to and the years during the second world war that the Italian military was terrible. They lost to the Ethiopians, couldn't take Greece, and lost most of the battles they had against the Third French Republic; even though they out numbered them during the battles.
#110 - tilias (12/03/2015) [-]
France was the second most powerful nation of the world at this time. (second to Britain) But France was, like Britain, arrogant and confident about their military might.
Britain and France declared war to the German Reich at september 3rd 1939.French forces attacked the German Reich at september 9th 1939 and captured 12 villages and cities until their advance was stopped by the Wehrmacht at the defensive Westwall.
After that, France and Britain began to amass their forces at the german/french borders to crush the Westwall.
The german reich tried to negotiate peace with britain and france in october 1939, which they refused (06.10.1939) and continued to amass their forces.
After that, the German Reich attacked France trough Belgium at may 10th 1940 to avoid the French/British armys.
The Wehrmacht was fighting a furious "Blitzkrieg" based on Guderian's ideas of highly mobile formations in combined arms, which were never seen before in this scale. Also Rommel and his ghost division.
French generals were arrogant enough to dismiss reports about regiments and army groups defeted by the wehrmacht, as a hoax.
To make things more impressive: The wehrmacht was fighting with light Panzer I - III tanks, since the Tiger wasn't in service until 1942, so no "Wunderwaffen"
France was forced to surrender at June 22nd 1940, after a month of fierce fighting. now you know, where the "french surrender" meme come from ;-)
This period of european history (1918-1940) is highly interesting and sadly nobody seems to care how WW2 could have happened. It's only "lol Nazis bashed everyone!!!!1111lololol"
#114 - thrifty (12/03/2015) [-]
I was mainly taking the piss above in >>#97 , my Grandad fought in WW2 in Egypt I think and he was bitter as fuck against the French since we (UK) almost had a dual nationality with them until they capitulated against what they'd told Churchill they were doing. Literally the day after IIRC.
#109 - alcantara (12/03/2015) [-]
Russia didn't surrender, Poland fought having overestimated their force and underestimated the German force. Moral posturing of the French surrender is laughable given the atrocities of the occupation, and indeed the outright cooperation of much of France. It was cowardice, excusable only due to the fact that it was the British who committed them to the war. It was strategic and military incompetence, they still believed in trench warfare, they put all their eggs in one basket with the Maginot Line, they failed to consider Germany once more using Belgium to strike. And this resistence, laughable, a majority of it was spent on their backs pleasuring Nazi Officers, and what little contribution was made is amplified post-war to try and restore a degree of honour to Germany's whore.
I'll wait for you to call me an uneducated teen; not as if I've studied this or anyhing, totally don't have a piece of worthless paper to back that up, no sir.
#117 - rockerforlife (12/03/2015) [-]
Yes but I wouldn't call the French cowards. The Nazis were still terrifying and France was a cultural capital of the world around this point and a hugely urbanized and industrialized center. France didn't outright cooperate though, that's like saying all the American slaves were happily in bondage and never rebelled.
I will attest to their military incompetence and the laughable Maginot line, even their arrogance. (but I mean this is 20th century Europe we're talking about here, coming straight out of the age of nationalism). Outright denying French resistance is just wrong, because again, my point, Nazis were fucking terrifying. And they were right there to bully the French into anything. www.historylearningsite.co.uk/world-war-two/resistance-movements/the-french-resistance/
All I'm saying is the meme is outdated and cowardice is not the word, fellow history major, except you probably graduated and I haven't
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