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#9 - One the killer is in prison and locked up. the other isn't. Wh…  [+] (12 new replies) 17 hours ago on Hebrew Media Monopoly +11
#84 - zaphodcoolfrood (2 hours ago) [-]
What cop?
User avatar #31 - nanako (5 hours ago) [-]
The news coverage happened a LONG time before the verdict was announced, so it is not the difference, and it is not relevant
#11 - broorb (9 hours ago) [-]
^ this is LITERALLY the answer you're looking for straightpride (OP) now take down this shitstirring nonsensical bollocks
#12 - straightpride (9 hours ago) [-]
That's because Trayvon physically assalted and tried to kill ZImmerman

While negrodomas killed the white kid for no reason

It's almost like Justice was served or something weird like that
User avatar #36 - therealfell (4 hours ago) [-]
treyvon didn't seek out and attack zimmerman, it was zimmerman who followed treyvon.
he was told not to follow him when he called 911
but he still did.
#41 - straightpride (4 hours ago) [-]
He was physically attacked before the 911 call

Are you addicted to CNN or somethign?
#79 - zaphodcoolfrood (2 hours ago) [-]
No, he wasn't. He called the cops from his house. Then followed.
#80 - straightpride (2 hours ago) [-]
That is the Liberal spin that kept getting played over and over

If you followed the news, you would know that they changed what they said after they got millions of Negros rustled.

#83 - zaphodcoolfrood (2 hours ago) [-]
The liberal spin? What? There is literally a recording of it, and the literal facts of the trial. Where are you getting this information.
#87 - straightpride (2 hours ago) [-]
lets see your proof then I will give you mine
#91 - zaphodcoolfrood (2 hours ago) [-]
Listen to the call he made? read any account of the events? What proof could you possibly be talking about?
#18 - Rascal (7 hours ago) [-]
Then you've just answered your own question
#5 - which smash is that one?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2015 on Smoothest Shit I've Seen... 0
User avatar #10 - finishhimlarry (06/21/2015) [-]
Smash 4/ Wii U
#12 - But...they are children... 06/08/2015 on weeaboos +2
#2 - this is ******* gross. Just a bunch of long haired dude… 05/31/2015 on Fit girls at the gym gif dump -14
#10 - Found this story looking through some **** . This made m…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/30/2015 on Stole shirt from boy and... +119
User avatar #86 - rerinnsk (05/31/2015) [-]
I love how she says its a "misunderstanding". Bitch when is it ever okay to take something like that away from a child. You selfish prick. I'm glad he got a signed shirt instead. Also, the guy said he threw it to the kids in the stands. He didn't say he wanted to give it to a middle aged bitch. Not to mention she is selling it for some cash. So, she didn't even want it, she just wanted money. Even more selfish and a greedy asshole.
#41 - piratedangel (05/31/2015) [-]
This is weird, the video actually showed the kid in a blue track suit who caught it first
User avatar #37 - zeldamasterace (05/31/2015) [-]
matmans wanna sticky this?
User avatar #50 - matmans (05/31/2015) [-]
User avatar #52 - zeldamasterace (05/31/2015) [-]
noice ty
User avatar #27 - manofparody (05/31/2015) [-]
I love how she's like "nah bro, it's totally a misunderstanding.. You'll know about it once I finally tell you all."

She literally played the, "I'm guilty as fuck, but I need an official statement from my lawyer just to be a total cunt," card. God that bitch pisses me off.. How the fuck was there a misunderstanding? The child wanted it and had it before the woman did. Even more so, how the fuck is there a misunderstanding? It's straight up:
-The kid had the shirt before the bitch, and he's an actual fan who wanted the shirt as a memento and a prized possession.
-The woman gave no shits about the shirt except just to sell it. She ripped a boy's dream away from him and fucking pawned it. No. Fuck her. There's no misunderstanding, she's just a straight motherfucking bitch ass cunt of a whore that gives no shits about other people and would be better suited with a pike forcibly dry shoved into her ass.
User avatar #25 - sketchysketchist (05/31/2015) [-]
I still feel like they should legally take the shirt away from that bitch.
It's not fair that she'd take something that would mean a lot to the kid just so she could sell it online.
User avatar #24 - jaggedherp (05/31/2015) [-]
I feel better. The woman is still a bitch and should have that shirt taken away from her, but now at least the kid got what he deserved.
User avatar #12 - breaken (05/30/2015) [-]
op sticky this
#385 - wrong. Cops really can't do much in this situation. B… 05/29/2015 on Justice 0
#234 - Just look at his speed in the video. Hell look at his other vi…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/29/2015 on Justice -3
User avatar #255 - fatminion (05/29/2015) [-]

"slamming all day up and down the road" doesn't give you the right to cross into another lane in a fucking NO-PASSING ZONE! If you don't like loud motorcycles on your street then complain to the cops or something and have them set up a speed trap. DO NOT try to "scare" motorcyclists by veering into their lane. You endanger their lives and yours.
#385 - moggz (05/29/2015) [-]

Cops really can't do much in this situation. But they are already endangering their own lives. and the lives of my children or others. Now listen . i know you see a motorcycle and think they are cool. and you see the older man in a white truck and think of him as an authority figure so he must be in the wrong. But listen you edgy autistic piece of shit. The solid truth is when you have some guy doing stupid shit like this down your road. its only a matter of time before they cause an accident. What the guy in the truck did was try to make him have an accident in which no one else was harmed. so stop being a little edgy highschool kid and grow the fuck up. punk ass bitches like these motor cycle faggots need to learn they are not hotshit. I mean ffs look at his videos on youtube. Hell his name is THE JAKESTER. Are you fucking kidding me. we need to kill this little shit off before he breeds.
User avatar #292 - satanisthesavior (05/29/2015) [-]
I agree. Motorcyclists are not easy to scare (being such crazy motherfuckers already).

Obviously, you should skip directly to running them over.
#3 - To be honest. i actually kinda like the fillers. they give a l…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2015 on Every Fucking Anime +1
User avatar #5 - emperorstew (05/29/2015) [-]
Dont get me wrong those fillers were epic. The fight against Shira and Lee was mad crazy, but compared to 8 gates guy vs madara, the opportunity cost is just way too high there. Such epicness pushed aside for backstory, while enjoyable, its still backstory..... nice pic btw
#659 - remember. not all muslims are dicks. its mainly the sharia law… 05/24/2015 on ROBOT SCREENING THREAD +1
#18 - Since she was trained by lady tsunade. She is now basically ts… 05/17/2015 on when she say she pregs 0

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