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Date Signed Up:6/27/2012
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#197 - Why can't anything ever be easy?  [+] (13 new replies) 12/31/2012 on Never open a door +34
#206 - tredbear (12/31/2012) [-]
ikr?
#207 - modernwish (12/31/2012) [-]
There must be a product out there that can help me solve life's problems in a much more simpler fashion.
#209 - tredbear (12/31/2012) [-]
and who keeps leaving portals everywhere? it's annoying
#211 - modernwish (12/31/2012) [-]
What asshole invented the soap? Please tell me.
#216 - tredbear (12/31/2012) [-]
i don't know, but i sure hope that this paint stays in these buckets
#231 - modernwish (12/31/2012) [-]
Since when has drinking become so difficult?
#232 - tredbear (12/31/2012) [-]
and loading the laundry?
#239 - modernwish (12/31/2012) [-]
and talking on the phone?
#243 - tredbear (12/31/2012) [-]
everything is just a big problem
#344 - Striken (12/31/2012) [-]
I made my own guys :]
#417 - qworta (12/31/2012) [-]
You didn't make that.
#414 - anonyrnoose (12/31/2012) [-]
You just fucking ruined the whole fucking thread. JUST GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. YOU'RE JUST CAUSING PROBLEMS YOU FUCK.

GO. JUST FUCKING GO YOU FUCKING HORSE COCK SUCKING ASSHOLE NIGGERFACE BITCHFUCK.
#403 - blackfloorboards (12/31/2012) [-]
No you didn't, HowToBasic did.
#196 - He's underestimated his strength. 12/31/2012 on Never open a door +6
#177 - Every time I see one of these. 12/30/2012 on War 0
#75 - Why would a soon to be English major want to get into somethin…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2012 on Graffiti Advice +5
User avatar #96 - chiopet (12/30/2012) [-]
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
#255 - < Gave me a boner every time  [+] (3 new replies) 12/30/2012 on Go home Charizard, you're... +18
#301 - ginnryu (12/30/2012) [-]
idk what it was about this card but it gave me the same reaction.
User avatar #278 - bandoslootshare (12/30/2012) [-]
I was playing falsebound kingdom and there's a 3d version of her.. I zoomed in at every angle. . every.... angle..
#268 - avatarawesome (12/30/2012) [-]
#305 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 12/30/2012 on sexy ass kat -1
#324 - whateveridontneed (12/30/2012) [-]
10/10 would smash.
#328 - sjurmen (12/30/2012) [-]
9/11, would smash.
#402 - ************************************** 12/29/2012 on Harry's Wand +2
#151 - Your stuff is getting real popular OP. 12/29/2012 on Look At What I Made! +20
#42 - The title beat me to it. 12/29/2012 on She could have had it all 0
#66 - Comment deleted 12/29/2012 on /b/ -2
#119 - fuxdarulez im 2 herdcore 12/28/2012 on bro code +1
#71 - "There is not a single pool toy in sight, im the only guy…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2012 on I should have stayed home +34
#146 - coolcalx (12/27/2012) [-]
to be honest, I would absolutely hate to be the only guy surrounded by 40 drunk girls. Drunk people (especially girls) are incredibly annoying.
#139 - ***** destroyer. 12/27/2012 on Ha.. Gaaaaaay +7
#597 - I would tell her she is being rude and that she needs to exit …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2012 on what do you do? +2
#598 - anonymous (12/27/2012) [-]
That guys finger got fucked yo
#300 - Edible dildos. 12/27/2012 on So Much Want +1
#67 - 10/10 would smash. 12/27/2012 on Perfection. +11
#239 - MFW when I go back to a game i haven’t played in months and …  [+] (6 new replies) 12/23/2012 on Age of Empires +15
#279 - raigen (12/23/2012) [-]
THIS.. says enough of where I left one of my favorite games at...
Well.. almost.. hint hint the first fight with it.
#259 - exlo (12/23/2012) [-]
Like every part of Jak II.

Shit's hard, man.
User avatar #254 - Thevaultboy (12/23/2012) [-]
Many things have been said and done in these past few moments. It is quite obvious that your joll-john-johnsonheimers have been jiggly-jostly-juxaposed, relative to the bonkers that exist in a peaceful, unclonked state. However, it may come as a shock to you that not only have you been tricked, but you've been tricked by one of the few masters of the trade! You appear to be more than just tricked, disoriented, bamboozled, or even hornswaggled. Yes my friend, it's becoming clear to me now. You have been rused. That's right. You, a lowly internet user, have been rused by a trickster unlike any other. You see, my trickery goes back deeper than you can imagine. Long before the age of technology, long before the discovery of the practical applications of electricity, there existed a group of men. An ancient group so powerful, that any jimmerinos that were unlucky enough to come in contact with it were guarenteed to face mighty oppositions. Just as many before have fallen, you too have become a pawn in a large game of tricky chess! How gullible, how innocent how unsuspecting you must have been, to be swamped with such oh-so tricky and devious plans? If you have not yet guessed who I am, allow me to explain a bit more to you about how undeniably scammed you are! You see, I am part of a higher power. I am a member of the Master Rusemen., and I have been a member of the Master Rusemen for several years. This would explain your painful and embarassing situation! You see, you have allowed me to trick you to this astounding degree. Even the gods hold have fallen to my trickery. And you, my friend, hold no immunity. You have been given the sour apple out of the bunch. The short end of the deal belongs to you. Maybe you shal ver, maybe you will not. All that I know as a fact is that you, yes, YOU, have been rused by one of the few, one of the powerful, one of the trickiest tricksters of all; and I hold no regret or remorse, for I am, and always shall be a master ruseman!
User avatar #264 - skinless (12/23/2012) [-]
cool copy pasta
#286 - Thevaultboy (12/23/2012) [-]
I actually typed that myself from this picture.
#330 - matthewfuckingmain (12/23/2012) [-]
#89 - Picture 12/21/2012 on Two legends +7
#74 - So nobody noticed the girl picking her wedgie?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/21/2012 on Two legends +5
#81 - SnailMan (12/21/2012) [-]
not untiil now
#80 - anonymous (12/21/2012) [-]
She's just pulling up her pants...
#89 - modernwish (12/21/2012) [-]
#104 - You guys are calling him a bad son like he 's the one who plan… 12/20/2012 on mom 0
#190 - Picture 12/20/2012 on Smart thief +12
#137 - @Title Well maybe you should try putting your finger in it.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2012 on I can't put my finger on it +13
#152 - halfataco (12/20/2012) [-]
Damn you beat me to it
#48 - Rare red tiger.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/16/2012 on Rare Golden Tiger +42
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User avatar #196 - nefarian (12/16/2012) [-]
That's a fabulous hat you got there
#198 - itsmypenis has deleted their comment.
#200 - nefarian (12/16/2012) [-]
I'd say the same
#464 - Millions have died from using and abusing the devils lettuce.…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2012 on U srs? +10
User avatar #466 - gmarrox (12/15/2012) [-]
My new favorite term for weed.
#134 - If i had this. This is how i'd feel. 11/26/2012 on Who else wants? +6
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