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|#96 - Hell Freezes over....Vikes win Superbowl? [+] (2 new replies)||10/22/2012 on Temperature facts||+1|
#98 - defeatawkwardness (10/22/2012) [-]
That's actually a part of my favorite Minnesota joke.
A Minnesotan man named Hans goes to Hell. He meets Satan, who tells him that "It's my job to make you as unhappy as possible." So, Satan puts him into a room and turns the heat up to 100 degrees. He looks into the room through a window on the door, and sees Hans sitting calmly inside.
Satan opens the door and asks "Why do you look so calm?" Hans replies "Oh, we get summers like this in Minnesota all the time, doncha know?"
Determined, Satan turns up the humidity in the room. Hans continues to look unperturbed. Satan again opens the door and asks "Why do you still look so calm?" Hans replies "Oh, it gets pretty humid in Minnesota too."
Making a last ditch effort, Satan turns to a large switch on the wall. He flips it, and suddenly all of Hell is covered in ice and snow. He looks back in on Hans, who suddenly looks excited and happy!
Throwing open the door, Satan cries "What the hell is wrong with you?"
Hans replies gleefully "Hell has frozen over! That means the Vikings have won the superbowl!"
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