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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:11/08/2011
Last Login:12/01/2013
Location:Bonnie Scotland
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User avatar #323 - samxdaxman (03/27/2013) [-]
Hey :) just sayin' hi to all my FJ friends. Whatsup?
User avatar #303 - cardanbar (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, the thread ended. I could reply no more. I enjoyed our conversation. Maybe I'll talk to you again sometime.
User avatar #304 to #303 - mllerayael (01/18/2013) [-]
as did i ,i shall try and remember you :) till the next time new friend
User avatar #305 to #304 - cardanbar (01/18/2013) [-]
farewell
User avatar #298 - samxdaxman (01/10/2013) [-]
hello(for those who are new to my friends list, every once in a while i write on their profiles and say whatsup).
so, how are you?
User avatar #299 to #298 - mllerayael (01/12/2013) [-]
not bad yourself? have a good new year and xmas?
User avatar #300 to #299 - samxdaxman (01/12/2013) [-]
2012 kinda ended ****** for me but 2013's been good so far. You?
User avatar #301 to #300 - mllerayael (01/12/2013) [-]
kinda same 2012 ended epicly and then 2013 started with me getting dumped so not so good :S
User avatar #302 to #301 - samxdaxman (01/12/2013) [-]
Ahh, sucks :/
User avatar #306 to #302 - mllerayael (01/20/2013) [-]
Yep very much so but still feeling positive for this year arent u?
User avatar #307 to #306 - samxdaxman (01/20/2013) [-]
yep. im skiing in vermont now and its ******* awesome.
User avatar #308 to #307 - mllerayael (01/23/2013) [-]
wow lucky git ;) thats amazing hope you dont fall too much :P
User avatar #309 to #308 - samxdaxman (01/23/2013) [-]
Too late. Hahaha I wiped out so much lol
User avatar #310 to #309 - mllerayael (01/24/2013) [-]
wiped out?
User avatar #311 to #310 - samxdaxman (01/24/2013) [-]
Fell down. I would end up going too fast and would try to stop myself by falling lol. I'd justfall on my ass to avoid hurting myself.
User avatar #312 to #311 - mllerayael (01/24/2013) [-]
That sounds like a sure fire way to end up with a very sore arse lol
User avatar #313 to #312 - samxdaxman (01/24/2013) [-]
Haha trust me, it is.
User avatar #314 to #313 - mllerayael (01/25/2013) [-]
lol god i know i'm going to have to go skiing eventually and im probably going to need some kind of cast at the ready lol
User avatar #315 to #314 - samxdaxman (01/25/2013) [-]
Lol my advice is to not go too fast if you can.
User avatar #316 to #315 - mllerayael (01/25/2013) [-]
well i went once and ended up stuck with my skis on each side of a fence post too afraid to go back in case i went backwards down the slope i was there for quite a while mayb i`ll do the same and save my ass the bruises lol
User avatar #317 to #316 - samxdaxman (01/25/2013) [-]
Haha that's not a bad idea. sounds like something I'd do lol
User avatar #318 to #317 - mllerayael (01/25/2013) [-]
i warn you it requires a special talent ;)
User avatar #319 to #318 - samxdaxman (01/25/2013) [-]
Then I probably don't have it :P hahaha
User avatar #322 to #319 - mllerayael (01/25/2013) [-]
woohoo a fellow sufferer..ahem i mean talented individual lol
User avatar #320 to #319 - mllerayael (01/25/2013) [-]
its.......drumrolling......Super Clumsiness!!! tada lol
User avatar #321 to #320 - samxdaxman (01/25/2013) [-]
Ohh I have that! Hahaha
#256 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
May the best assassin win.
May the best assassin win.
User avatar #281 to #256 - mllerayael (12/16/2012) [-]
although that may be what they would expect i mean come on who would expect an assassin to have a bright turquoise car XD
User avatar #282 to #281 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (12/16/2012) [-]
Our bright turquoise Accord would be our unspiciousness cover-up car. The black one will only be used at night. :P

We should think about having a headquarters building!
User avatar #283 to #282 - mllerayael (12/16/2012) [-]
but where thats the question i mean i can think of some pretty awesome buildings i'd copy but where to put them...switzerland? political haven
User avatar #284 to #283 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (12/16/2012) [-]
Switzerland is a great choice! Although I'm sure I'd mostly place my hq there for the sights.
#285 to #284 - mllerayael (12/16/2012) [-]
les diablerets is where i stayed when i went there was so amazingly beautiful i eve know someone with a wee villa there we could totally use it beautiful scenery and culture for you legal to grow weed for me everyones happy XD
User avatar #286 to #285 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (12/16/2012) [-]
Holy hell, that's amazing. I've always wanted to visit places like that and just enjoy my time there. I swear whenever I get a good career on my hands, I'll visit other countries every once in a while and stay at places like these (les diablerets included).
User avatar #287 to #286 - mllerayael (12/16/2012) [-]
a good career? i kinda just up and leave if i feel like it no point in waiting for the opportunity to pass :) mind you i have been very lucky to have alot of opportunities to travel i'm going to india next year can't wait XD and you have to put scotland on your list as wet as it is lol
User avatar #288 to #287 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (12/16/2012) [-]
Unfortunately I don't have the funds to just up and leave, especially for something that is overseas. With the field I'm going in, I should be able to make a good living in the U.S. and still get to travel to many European countries. Scotland is also placed on my list! :P

And India, awesome! Is there a special occasion?
User avatar #289 to #288 - mllerayael (12/16/2012) [-]
i suppose its harder to travel as much when your somewhere as big as the US, here its all pretty much close together and yea its my mates 21st so her dad (since her parents are seperated and he doesnt do much) guitily bought her whatever she wanted and she wanted a ten day stay in india for her and her two best mates so free trip to india XD
User avatar #290 to #289 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (12/16/2012) [-]
There's not really much reason for us to travel far west in the U.S. unless it's to visit family in California. If it's somewhere that far, we go by plane. There's no way to get to Ireland, Scotland, France, Italy, etc. by car, so plane is the obvious choice :D Maybe I can visit some overseas FJ friends!

The trip sounds like it'll be a lot of fun! And yay for free! Hope it's great!

User avatar #291 to #290 - mllerayael (12/16/2012) [-]
can you imagine how epic it would be to have a fj party XD you should come here to the grey miserable but beautiful scottish countryside(ish) :D
thanks i really hope so too XD another continent to cross off my list which is amazing i hope to have been to all of them by the time i'm fifty :D
User avatar #292 to #291 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (12/17/2012) [-]
How we socialize online does not reflect our offline behavior. Too many of us would be socially awkward in person. lol

I plan on visiting Europe as much as I can, so I'll probably be making multiple trips to Scotland :)

That seems like an amazing feat! I hope you accomplish it!
User avatar #293 to #292 - mllerayael (12/17/2012) [-]
its fine we could always revert back to laptops :) and for those of us that drink its a very effective social lubricant
trust me scotalnd doesnt really merit multiple trips i mean since its my home country (more or less) i guess i've just seen to much of its bad side to think it would be as good as somewhere like rome :)
User avatar #294 to #293 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (12/17/2012) [-]
Laptops won't be as fun though. A lot of people on social though (I can name a few) won't exactly get along and they aren't exactly pleasant.

A new place and a new day is a new experience, so I wouldn't mind visiting familiar spots time and time again.
User avatar #295 to #294 - mllerayael (12/17/2012) [-]
tbh i wasnt thinking of everyone on social or that i was thinking of a select few ;) and true but i think if it was people who got on and that they would have as much difficulty getting in real life :)
I guess :) i can think of loads of places i would revisit in the world but only one in scotland but the funny thing is is i have traveled more in Europe than in Scotland lol
User avatar #296 to #295 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (12/17/2012) [-]
I've actually thought about that, inviting some of my fj friends (and maybe a few irl friends) to a tinychat group. I'll probably give it a go one day. What do you think?

In the U.S., I'd probably like to visit New York a few times and maybe travel to some mountains here.
User avatar #297 to #296 - mllerayael (12/17/2012) [-]
why not whats the worst that could happen :)
I would love to spend a day in new york but i would probably have a claustrophobic attack surrounded by that many people on all sides so i would love to go to that national park with the lake thats sort of in an open roofed cave if that makes any sense ive seen photos and it looks amazing and i would love to go to see the grand canyon properly not just drive around for 4 hours till we get told we are slowly making our way into the bottom of the canyon and need a permit and all that bollocks like last time
#257 to #256 - mllerayael (12/13/2012) [-]
first mistake :P
User avatar #258 to #257 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
I tried looking for a cool image like that, but it only came up with surgical gloves and mittens.
User avatar #259 to #258 - mllerayael (12/13/2012) [-]
well surgical ones would do as well i guess so who should we go for first?
User avatar #260 to #259 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
I'm afraid someone might actually begin to monitor our activity. lol

And I don't know, did you have someone in mind?
User avatar #261 to #260 - mllerayael (12/13/2012) [-]
ssssshhh its fine no one will ever know ;) i was thinking the coulay guy (don't know how its spelt) he's a bit of a dick lol
#262 to #261 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (12/14/2012) [-]
Coulay guy? Describe him.

I thought you were talking about this at first.
User avatar #263 to #262 - mllerayael (12/14/2012) [-]
thats exactly who i was talking about look at him what a dick :)
User avatar #264 to #263 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (12/14/2012) [-]
That bastard has caused property damage all over the world making inappropriate remarks like "Oh, yeah" without feeling any remorse! That bastard must go!
User avatar #265 to #264 - mllerayael (12/14/2012) [-]
damn right! I mean in family guy he's not even wearing clothes such public indecency cannot be tolerated!
User avatar #266 to #265 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (12/14/2012) [-]
Don't forget to mention his lack of fashion. That's probably his biggest crime against humanity.
User avatar #268 to #266 - mllerayael (12/14/2012) [-]
anyone you would like to put on the list :)
User avatar #269 to #268 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (12/14/2012) [-]
I'm not a big fan of Alvin and the Chipmunks. Those little ***** .
User avatar #270 to #269 - mllerayael (12/14/2012) [-]
added to the list their voices are just too goddamn high
User avatar #271 to #270 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (12/14/2012) [-]
It's not their voices that annoy me as much. It's the fact that they CHOOSE to sing and the fact that they almost never create their own songs and instead just cover famous musicians and Christmas songs. Another annoyance is that this has created a fad on youtube and that they keep having sequels!
User avatar #267 to #266 - mllerayael (12/14/2012) [-]
definitely he`s going down
User avatar #272 to #267 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (12/14/2012) [-]
Oh, we should drown the chipmunks IN the Kool-aid man's blood!
User avatar #273 to #272 - mllerayael (12/14/2012) [-]
OMG YES! I knew this would work :)
User avatar #274 to #273 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (12/14/2012) [-]
But before then, we can share and enjoy a drink from the Kool-aid man's head!
#275 to #274 - mllerayael (12/14/2012) [-]
pic pretty relevant we have an accord :D
User avatar #276 to #275 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (12/14/2012) [-]
I look forward to our missions.

The Honda Accord will be our getaway vehicle.
User avatar #277 to #276 - mllerayael (12/14/2012) [-]
as do i :) ooooh purty car nice choice
User avatar #278 to #277 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (12/14/2012) [-]
I wish there were some truth to our conversations; I'd love to assassinate those chipmunks.

And thanks! You mentioned accord, so that's the obvious choice!
User avatar #279 to #278 - mllerayael (12/15/2012) [-]
it would be pretty epic to be two assassins roaming around in a honda accord XD
User avatar #280 to #279 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
We won't be so discrete in a light colored car, so we should purchase a black one. And at least our getaways will be successful. Good mileage! lol
User avatar #253 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
Talk to you later. I'm out for now! BYE!
User avatar #254 to #253 - mllerayael (12/13/2012) [-]
will probably be asleep later its nearly four here, till next time :) always a pleasure
User avatar #255 to #254 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
The pleasure is all mine. :P
Til next time
User avatar #223 - amissingmouse (11/26/2012) [-]
Hi...Are you really 20?
User avatar #245 to #223 - mllerayael (11/26/2012) [-]
somehow i dont find that surprising wow shanghai i`ve always wanted to go there :D so exotic
User avatar #246 to #245 - amissingmouse (11/26/2012) [-]
Heh..Nice. :3
I feel so bad though..I wanna be with someone...Do you know a girl who is bi or lesbian online? =/
User avatar #247 to #246 - mllerayael (11/26/2012) [-]
no fraid not will keep an ear and an eye out though :)
User avatar #248 to #247 - amissingmouse (11/26/2012) [-]
Thank you, Ma'am. :)
User avatar #249 to #248 - mllerayael (11/26/2012) [-]
any time :) i gota go to th uni and study (which i totally forgot about lol) but if you ever wana chat you know where i am ;) laters
User avatar #250 to #249 - amissingmouse (11/26/2012) [-]
Thank you. I appreciate it greatly.
User avatar #224 to #223 - mllerayael (11/26/2012) [-]
yep born in 1992 :) how come?
User avatar #225 to #224 - amissingmouse (11/26/2012) [-]
When is your birthday? o_O (Just a bit nosy ^^" Im a girl, don't worry. Im just a lil curious about you :P )
User avatar #226 to #225 - mllerayael (11/26/2012) [-]
i dont mind at all :) 4th march wbu?
User avatar #227 to #226 - amissingmouse (11/26/2012) [-]
February 19. ^^ I'm only 14 though. x)
User avatar #228 to #227 - mllerayael (11/26/2012) [-]
least you don`t have as long to wait :) ah 14 your so lucky im at that pain in the ass point where im just starting to realise id ******* love to be 14/15 again :)
User avatar #229 to #228 - amissingmouse (11/26/2012) [-]
Haha, I know, many people are jealous of me. :3 Hah.
Im just curious, are you straight? :3
User avatar #230 to #229 - mllerayael (11/26/2012) [-]
meh i`m not gay but i dabble to put it simply for some reason as attractive as men are only women are actually beautiful but I do have a bf :) u?
User avatar #231 to #230 - amissingmouse (11/26/2012) [-]
Oh..I'm bi, with preference to females, because..they sexy. Haha. No. But I'm not like a lot of girls now-a-days, I'm bi, because I've been with a guy, but I like girls. I could find a guy sexually attractive, only if i find him like..attractive, personality and appearance.
User avatar #232 to #231 - mllerayael (11/26/2012) [-]
I guess that makes sense although your tastes always change as you grow up i mean not necissarily gender wise but i had met my bf when i was fourteen i would not have been attracted to him in the slightest i liked really tall skinny guys at the time and hated guys with no sense of tact now i look at alex and i`m just like get ur ass over here lol and think of his way of saying whatever he thinks no matter what it is as really genuine :)
User avatar #233 to #232 - amissingmouse (11/26/2012) [-]
Mm that's nice.
So, how are you today? :)
User avatar #234 to #233 - mllerayael (11/26/2012) [-]
am good been up all night cause i slept all day to get rid of a hangover lol yourself?
User avatar #235 to #234 - amissingmouse (11/26/2012) [-]
Waiting for a girl to talk to me..=_=" I have a crush on someone, but I know she's straight...;-;
User avatar #236 to #235 - mllerayael (11/26/2012) [-]
that sucks :(
User avatar #237 to #236 - amissingmouse (11/26/2012) [-]
Yeah...</3...
User avatar #238 to #237 - mllerayael (11/26/2012) [-]
theres plenty more out there :) just gota keep hunting ;)
User avatar #239 to #238 - amissingmouse (11/26/2012) [-]
I guess...I just need help getting introduced to girls...
User avatar #240 to #239 - mllerayael (11/26/2012) [-]
which country do you live in?
User avatar #241 to #240 - amissingmouse (11/26/2012) [-]
China..I'd do long distance, or non long distance.. As long as I feel love..I dont care so much..
User avatar #243 to #241 - mllerayael (11/26/2012) [-]
wow that must be tough well i know it is my bf lives in france and i live in scotland i have to admit i dont know anything about society in china so i can`t even give you advice on where to meet girls
User avatar #244 to #243 - amissingmouse (11/26/2012) [-]
Haha, there are not many girls in shanghai whom are lesbian or bi.
User avatar #192 - samxdaxman (11/20/2012) [-]
making my social rounds again, just checking in on everyone. hows it been?
User avatar #213 to #192 - mllerayael (11/23/2012) [-]
see i onl heard about black friday this year what the heck is that? i swear black friday is the last friday before easter when jesus died??
User avatar #214 to #213 - samxdaxman (11/23/2012) [-]
I don't know the origins, but what I do know is people go crazy for deals Thayer maybe a couple dollars different from the regular price.
User avatar #215 to #214 - mllerayael (11/23/2012) [-]
I suppose kind of like the january sales here that`s just one month of epicness lol
User avatar #216 to #215 - samxdaxman (11/23/2012) [-]
Haha its not even a month. It's just one day. And people are literally trampled to death. No lie, like 5 people died last year because they got trampled, 2 were employees.
User avatar #217 to #216 - mllerayael (11/23/2012) [-]
holy **** that is messed up no offense but some crazy **** happens in america D:
User avatar #218 to #217 - samxdaxman (11/23/2012) [-]
trust me, i know. hahaha
User avatar #219 to #218 - mllerayael (11/24/2012) [-]
you may have already told me this but i have a remarkably **** memory where abouts in america are you from again ? for some reason i want to say masachausettes ( no idea how to spell it lol)?
User avatar #220 to #219 - samxdaxman (11/24/2012) [-]
Yep, Massachusetts.
User avatar #221 to #220 - mllerayael (11/24/2012) [-]
woohoo i got it XD well nearly :)
User avatar #222 to #221 - samxdaxman (11/24/2012) [-]
Haha close enough.
User avatar #193 to #192 - mllerayael (11/20/2012) [-]
hey :) not bad yourself?
User avatar #194 to #193 - samxdaxman (11/20/2012) [-]
eh ive been ok. ive had some ups and downs but overall im pretty happy.
User avatar #195 to #194 - mllerayael (11/20/2012) [-]
well thats what matters :)
User avatar #196 to #195 - samxdaxman (11/21/2012) [-]
yep :) so tell me about yourself. we barely know eachother.
User avatar #197 to #196 - mllerayael (11/21/2012) [-]
lemme see...I live in scotland, i`m a 2nd year psychology student and i`m 20 :) and i have the most ****** up sleeping pattern ever which allows me to spend a ridiculous amount of time on funnyjunk lol I never know what to put when someone says "tell me about yourself" its as though, immediately my brain sorts my entie life into three categories "safe" "to much info" and "will come off as a complete tit" lol how about you?
User avatar #198 to #197 - samxdaxman (11/21/2012) [-]
live in massachusetts, sophomore(10th grade in case you have a different system. which you probably do, we like to be different) in high school, and i sleep like the dead unless im playing xbox. i dont do **** so its pretty easy to sum up my life hahaha.
User avatar #199 to #198 - mllerayael (11/21/2012) [-]
i have no idea what tenth grade is lol i think your high school is our secondary school (i'm pretty sure) but after that i have no clue cause we go from 1st year to 6th year instead of whatever grade to whichever grade. although when i say second year its at uni not secondary, i would have to be some kind of special to still be in a 12 year old class when i`m 20 lol
User avatar #200 to #199 - samxdaxman (11/21/2012) [-]
well im 16. so i guess you can guess from there.
User avatar #201 to #200 - mllerayael (11/21/2012) [-]
wait yous start school at six?
User avatar #202 to #201 - samxdaxman (11/21/2012) [-]
we start 1st grade at then. before that we have kindergarten and sometimes before that preschool. kindergarten is at age 5 and preschool is from age 2-4.
User avatar #203 to #202 - mllerayael (11/21/2012) [-]
thats so strange (to me) before secondary here you have primary (4/5 to 10 years old) and before that nursery 6months/3 to aged 4
User avatar #204 to #203 - samxdaxman (11/21/2012) [-]
Haha like I said, we like to be different. Since were still a pretty new country(we've been around for only about 250ish years, mind you) I guess we have a mentality we need to be better and revolutionary than everywhere. Sometimes we succeed, other times we fail. A lot. But hey, I can't do much now hahaha. I still have no idea how to pronounce your fj name lol.
User avatar #205 to #204 - mllerayael (11/22/2012) [-]
mlle is to madamoiselle, what mrs is to mistress and rayael is just ray-a-l tada lol God knows if either system is better i dont really understand how they came up with either lol i mean at what point did they think we desperately needed to know how to dissect a ducks heart??
User avatar #206 to #205 - samxdaxman (11/22/2012) [-]
Haha true. I haven't dissected anything yet, probably gonna within the next few months.
User avatar #207 to #206 - mllerayael (11/22/2012) [-]
as long as its not right before or after lunch its be fine if it is theres always that one person lol
User avatar #208 to #207 - samxdaxman (11/22/2012) [-]
Hahaha I have a good stomach, I'd probs be able to eat
User avatar #209 to #208 - mllerayael (11/22/2012) [-]
lucky git lol
User avatar #210 to #209 - samxdaxman (11/22/2012) [-]
hahaha. speaking of eating, today is the day we americans celebrate coming into someone elses home, eating their stuff, killing most of them and kicking the rest out. thats right, ITS THANKSGIVING! hahaha
User avatar #211 to #210 - mllerayael (11/22/2012) [-]
really? happy thanksgiving then :) i always wondered when it was i mean thanx to tv i had a rough idea but nothing concrete :)
User avatar #212 to #211 - samxdaxman (11/22/2012) [-]
basically we eat, take a **** , sleep and then watch american football :P. oh, and then trample people for deals the next day on black friday. hahaha
User avatar #96 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (11/07/2012) [-]
Imagine this. A volcano.

A volcano is about to erupt. Tension, pressure, and vibrations. That's all that's felt by a small town.

3.

2.

1.

BOOM! An earthquake of the highest possible magnitude!

Suddenly...

Clothes!

Clothes everywhere!

I have just described my room.
User avatar #125 to #96 - mllerayael (11/09/2012) [-]
i actually forgot how awesome the young ones was Im going to have to download them all now :) lol
User avatar #126 to #125 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
Is it a program that was only aired on your side of the planet? I remember hearing the title before, but can't recall the premise or any of the episodes being aired here.
User avatar #129 to #126 - mllerayael (11/09/2012) [-]
probably wasnt it has quite alot of sarcasm in it )i mean british sarcasm before it hit america) so its not really the kind of thing they would show over there i dont think
but yea its that tv series :)
User avatar #130 to #129 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
I might give it a try since I don't usually watch programs like that. Crap, I barely watch any at all.
User avatar #132 to #130 - mllerayael (11/09/2012) [-]
**** man its 25 past five here thinks its bed time for me nanyt prodigy :) good talkin to you as always and probs see you virtually tomorrow probably :) if i dream of buttocks tonyt you shall be hearing about it lol
User avatar #135 to #132 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
I would absolutely love for you to tell me about any dreams you have about buttocks! I shall do the same if it occurs. And I look forward to our next random conversation! Good night! :D
User avatar #138 to #135 - mllerayael (11/09/2012) [-]
well i did dream of buttocks its quite strange I almost always dream about the last thing i was talking to someone about lol and might i add you came fourth in the buttock competition so well done congratulations lol
User avatar #141 to #138 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
4th? That's not right.

But 4 is my lucky number, so I guess I'm alright with that... May I ask how many people partook in this competition? I swear I also had a dream about buttocks, but can't remember what it was exactly.
User avatar #145 to #141 - mllerayael (11/10/2012) [-]
thats not right? lol :D
User avatar #148 to #145 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (11/10/2012) [-]
Top 3 at least lol. jk
User avatar #153 to #148 - mllerayael (11/10/2012) [-]
there was pretty heavy comptition lol
User avatar #144 to #141 - mllerayael (11/10/2012) [-]
4`s my lucky number too :) and out of ten so well done dream you XD lol
yea course you cant remember :P lol
User avatar #147 to #144 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (11/10/2012) [-]
I really can't! It was concerning buttocks, too! Can't really remember if it was a good one either. It also concerned trains and I remember our conversation about that.
User avatar #152 to #147 - mllerayael (11/10/2012) [-]
trains..............I honestly cant remember that bit :S lol
dont know adventure time and have never watched breaking bad? are they good?
User avatar #156 to #152 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
You don't remember that bit? It was about being cornered against a sweaty guy's ass. It's ok though because I'd want to forget about being pressed up against his ass, too. lol

Absolutely in love with both programs. Adventure Time appeals to the child at heart (partially because of how cute all the characters are) and Breaking Bad is for adults (like I said, I don't consider myself an adult) and I love how realistic and dark the program is. Both are fun to watch and are excellently written.
User avatar #159 to #156 - mllerayael (11/11/2012) [-]
oh yes i remember now lol my memory is like an aqaintence it can be nice but most of the time its off doing other things lol
(i have to admit im curious about the comment below :P)
User avatar #162 to #159 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
So your mind has a mind of its own? Huh.

And what comment are you speaking about? The one I deleted? I might've misspelled something or it might've sounded stupid. :P
User avatar #165 to #162 - mllerayael (11/11/2012) [-]
yea seems like it pretty often :) lol
lol sounded stupid? tsk tsk im used to one of my mates just randomly singing about how awesome peanuts are i doubt much could sound that stupid to me :)
User avatar #168 to #165 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
'Twas most likely a misspelling.

I can relate to your roommate. I do the same thing. Often my stories begin with a dragon kidnapping someone of snatching something completely out of the blue.
User avatar #170 to #168 - mllerayael (11/11/2012) [-]
lol judging by the way you can turn a phrase you would probably make an awesome story teller XD
User avatar #171 to #170 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
My imagination is wild at night. It's always when I'm sleepy when I tell the best, most retarded stories. It loses its comedic effect if you were to read it. You actually have to hear me speak because my impersonations and child-like way of telling it is lost when converted to text format.
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User avatar #131 to #130 - mllerayael (11/09/2012) [-]
my god i just realised you have never heard of :
two packet of lager and a packet of crips?
User avatar #134 to #131 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
Is this another language you're speaking? Haha, no, never heard of it/them/whatever that is.
User avatar #154 to #134 - mllerayael (11/10/2012) [-]
just noticed i wrote a packet of lager and a packet of crips lmao I should really proof read i meant 2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps (god that should not have been so hard lol)
User avatar #157 to #154 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
I looked it up. I noticed the mistake, but I understood what you meant :)
User avatar #160 to #157 - mllerayael (11/11/2012) [-]
good good lol i am a bit of a lazy typer so i dont really proof read or type properly ever (unless for uni which is annoying)
User avatar #161 to #160 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
Typing properly can be annoying when coding a program or creating a database (I'm in the I.T. major), so one little mistake can throw off the entire thing. >:(

I've gotten really used to it, but a syntax error is damn annoying when it won't let you know where your mistake is.
User avatar #164 to #161 - mllerayael (11/11/2012) [-]
see i used to type really well but its that way that iv just gotten so used to doing several things at once that do things pretty fast its quite typical for me to be talking to several people at once while researching something for uni and taking notes on a lecture im listening to (like now lol except its a sociology essay im trying to do for tomorrow)
I wouldnt say iv got a short attention span but its pretty difficult to do to just one thing
god an I.T major? that must have been hard how long did it take you to do?
User avatar #167 to #164 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
It's more with databases that I have a problem with. Usually with programming you have an interface that'll compile the code and tell you what's wrong with it. I use notepad for databases, so imagine sitting in the dark staring at a bright white screen for 20 minutes while scrolling down the entire page just to find a misplaced semi-colon or a misspelled word. That is not fun. The whole process of creating the database is not bad.

I also like to multitask. I'm not fond of just doing one thing at a time because it bores me, so I am usually listening to music, conversing on FJ, and designing a database or program. When it comes to a class setting, I'm different. I usually pay attention to the lectures while daydreaming from time to time.
User avatar #169 to #167 - mllerayael (11/11/2012) [-]
god that would be awful there`s no way i could do it not a chance lol
nope in class im just the same i`m usually doodling and passing notes to a few mates lol made me pick up a weird way of remembering things though I can tie any subject the lecturer was on about to a specific doodle and thats how i study i always have to have an extra piece of papers at exams cause instead of remembering the answers i memorise the doodles and remember the answers that way works pretty well :)
User avatar #172 to #169 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
I doodle so much in my statistics class that I actually created a deviantart account dedicated to it. So far I only have one up, but that class is so ridiculously boring that the subject might as well be Daydreaming 101. That's pretty amazing for you to actually associate your doodles to an actual lecture. The only way I can do it by looking at the notes I made my cartoon on.
User avatar #173 to #172 - mllerayael (11/11/2012) [-]
that`s what economics used to be like because i had done it all a few years before and still remembered it fine well i stopped attending after a few weeks and my seminar tutor hated me for it i used to go in and just be like what exersizes at home? and sit down and answer everything easily drove her up the wall XD
don`t know how it happened my memory really is something i will never understand i gave up ages ago lol
a deviantart account? link-> lets see then :)
User avatar #174 to #173 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
Wow, I was right, that really is amazing! lol I could stop going to classes and still come up with a 90 or higher, but sadly they implemented a rule where if you have a class 3 times a week, you can only miss it 6 times out of the semester. Is it required to have a tutor over there?

And here you go :)
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User avatar #176 to #174 - mllerayael (11/12/2012) [-]
love the wee future you XD
User avatar #177 to #176 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
Thank you! :) I have the template if you'd liked to make your own. People were making their own on Social some time ago, so I decided to add mine.
User avatar #190 to #177 - mllerayael (11/12/2012) [-]
man it was really weird to see him doing anything other than malcom specially since he`s trying to do serious like in contagion lol
i just sigh in disappointment and wish my laptop was a sexy younger model lol
User avatar #191 to #190 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
I get what you mean, it's a big change. He started this program a year after Malcolm ended.

My laptop is considered an infant. Less than 2 years, but since laptops can't exactly crawl, you know...
User avatar #188 to #177 - mllerayael (11/12/2012) [-]
lol god i hate that so much
#189 to #188 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
My reaction to it.   
   
That's Breaking Bad, by the way. The actor is the guy who played Malcolm's dad in Malcolm in the Middle.
My reaction to it.

That's Breaking Bad, by the way. The actor is the guy who played Malcolm's dad in Malcolm in the Middle.
User avatar #184 to #177 - mllerayael (11/12/2012) [-]
busy? lol no idea how you manage it my hand just decides to twitch at random moments if i even try lol
User avatar #185 to #184 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
It's even worse when the mothereffin touchpad decides to make the cursor go all over the screen!
User avatar #180 to #177 - mllerayael (11/12/2012) [-]
tbh i really really suck at drawing anything on a laptop i stick to paper so i dont get mad with my laptop for my own suckiness lol
User avatar #182 to #180 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
I actually did that on my laptop. Would've been much quicker on my desktop, but it was busy at the moment.
User avatar #175 to #174 - mllerayael (11/12/2012) [-]
we have lectures and seminars , the people who hold the seminars are tutors and we all have a personal tutor but its not in the sense that they help us with classes or that its more just if we have problems keeping up or problems at home and all that we have to tell them so they can tell us who to contact and stuff like that yea we have that here i just got a mate to sign me in lol as far as the uni knows i had pretty damn good attendance lol
User avatar #178 to #175 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
lol I see. My school just has tutoring sessions. If you want to come, good! You don't want to come? Good!
User avatar #179 to #178 - mllerayael (11/12/2012) [-]
lucky you :) we only get tutoring sessions if we set one up and its really difficult and long to set one up so no one ever bothers lol
User avatar #181 to #179 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
That's when the internet becomes your best friend :)
User avatar #136 to #134 - mllerayael (11/09/2012) [-]
aw thats a classic though america is missing out
User avatar #139 to #136 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
No matter how many good shows there are out there, America doesn't care. They're all obsessed with reality shows that have no major story, no major plot, and no characters you can associate yourself with.

:( At least I know that program exists now.
User avatar #183 to #139 - mllerayael (11/12/2012) [-]
yep the internet is my best friends my laptop however is not and just decides to do what it likes lol
if it wasnt for google scholar i think i would have never made it to second year lol
User avatar #186 to #183 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
The internet is my friend for physics. I love the internet so much, that I considered marrying it.... but then I realized it was into some sick **** .

And google scholar? Never heard of it.
User avatar #187 to #186 - mllerayael (11/12/2012) [-]
lol tell me about it i loved it for so long but now its more like a ********* lol
really? google scholar is a search engine for specifically media that is considered to be.....scholarly i guess lol its where i get all of my references i mean all of them i never went to the library once lol
User avatar #143 to #139 - mllerayael (11/10/2012) [-]
true but they do have some amazing programs too like family guy and such most of my favourite series come from america since its so rare for britain to make good shows
plus everything gets released earlier over there :)
User avatar #150 to #143 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (11/10/2012) [-]
I do enjoy family guy, but lately their humor has gotten a little stale, so I stopped watching a few months ago. I will pick it back up though since I still like it. My dad watches almost religiously. Whenever a new episode comes out, he pauses his movie just so he can watch those 30 minutes of family guy. I probably shouldn't tell him that it's on netflix.

I found myself enjoying Adventure Time and Breaking Bad more... weird combination of favorites.
User avatar #151 to #150 - mllerayael (11/10/2012) [-]
see I love family guy but i had to take a break from it a while back cause it did get a little repetitve. Iv done that with alot of shows though i have abit of a short attention span with the programs i watch and theres not many things i watch all the time like just now i cant stop watching criminal minds and the simpsons but i`ll move on in a few weeks
never heard of adventure time and have never watched breaking bad :)
#155 to #151 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
I love the Simpsons. I wish the newer seasons were as great as the earlier ones, but just like family guy, it's gone stale. It's expected to happen though, and I'll watch it if there's nothing else on.

When I started watching Breaking Bad with a friend, we finished the entire first season that same night. It is intelligently written and really dark. Addicted from the first episode, and all I need to watch now is the fifth and final season. :)

Adventure time was recommended by a friend and I am so glad I started watching it. It's cute, funny, enjoyable with some adult humor thrown in every once in a while. I bought the first season the day after it came out. I got many weird looks when I went in to buy it... it also didn't help that it was the last copy the store had available. Image is what the cover looks like.
User avatar #158 to #155 - mllerayael (11/11/2012) [-]
yea the simpsons did get really stale after a while but i didnt watch it for a few months and missed the majority of the last two seasons (think its on season 24 now no?) but its like friends no matter how many times you`ve seen the older episodes if theres nothing else on you can always watch it
hm might give it a watch then iv heard some pretty mixed reviews about it from my mates (breaking bad that is) and lol adventure time looks like it would be hilarious if i was stoned (all cartoons become epic then lol)
User avatar #163 to #158 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
It really depends on what kind of stuff they're into. I was never into any drama series until I started watching Breaking Bad, so it was a great introduction into the genre for me. The way some of the things are related is a bit shocking and unexpected which is why I love it.

Never gotten stoned, but I'll just have to take your word for it. lol I can recall a few episodes that are just damn weird and retarded, so you may not require it for the select parts.
User avatar #166 to #163 - mllerayael (11/11/2012) [-]
i would always recommend it :)
that sounds pretty good i like things with a good twist
User avatar #97 to #96 - mllerayael (11/08/2012) [-]
hahahaha XD you have very good descriptive skills i`ll give you that :)
since i "tidied" my room is more like a religion right now: full of crap and theres even more hiding in the closet and under the bed and if your not careful you might look too close and be buried under a pile of paperwork for the rest of eternity where no one will ever hear you scream (man i wish my room was actually that big lol)
you get the gist lol we are messy people but hey as long as its an organised mess its cool :)
User avatar #98 to #97 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (11/08/2012) [-]
Organized messes are the best. Makes me feel at home. I feel... "impure" if there isn't at least a pile somewhere in the house. I'd sleep in my pile of clothes if I could... and if it wasn't dirty laundry. lol
User avatar #99 to #98 - mllerayael (11/08/2012) [-]
lol is it bad that have (clean of course just not enough space and im sticking to that in my drawers lol I know exactly where everything in my room is its just well I have what i call **** drawers just drawers full of stuff that has no place but i have to keep like jewelry pens all the little things its just iv got like four now i really need to go through them at some point
anytime my mates come round and need something i just point to my **** drawers and they always find what they are looking for lol :)
User avatar #100 to #99 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (11/08/2012) [-]
If that system works for you and your mates, then that's great! I have a similar system, but recently I've had to clean my drawers of **** I've had since I was 12. Things like graded tests, school notes, and phonebooks. Why I even kept phonebooks at the age of 12 I'll never know.
User avatar #101 to #100 - mllerayael (11/08/2012) [-]
I used to keep them so i could build things out of them just the other day I used all my books and old videos to make a sofa for me and a mate to sit on while we watched a film was pretty damn comfy once i added padding :)
User avatar #102 to #101 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (11/08/2012) [-]
That's awesome! I wish I would've thought of that. :D

Instead, birds are just using my old papers for their nests. lol I doubt it'll hold very long.
I might look into making a sofa next time!
User avatar #103 to #102 - mllerayael (11/08/2012) [-]
lol :) i would recommend it although then me and my mate started talking about books and i realised one of my most awesome books was somewhere deep under her ass and she wanted to borrow it lol
asses seem to be coming up alot
User avatar #104 to #103 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (11/08/2012) [-]
So its both a sofa and a library! That's amazing! :D

Great for the mind and the body!

Yeah, I noticed asses come up a lot. Another topic you have in mind? haha
User avatar #105 to #104 - mllerayael (11/08/2012) [-]
and make a surprisingly comfy extra bed when needed lol
buttocks?
User avatar #106 to #105 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (11/08/2012) [-]
I forgot I don't have enough space in my room to actually do that. Maybe when I move out.

If you want to speak about buttocks, then we shall speak about buttocks.
User avatar #107 to #106 - mllerayael (11/08/2012) [-]
trust me you might think you dont but you do :P i dont really have enough room in my room for a makeshift sofa and a table made out of my old keyboard box but i still did it just requires skill to move about lol
its the only thing that came to mind i think it may have been all the talk of asses yes thats what i`m going to blame it on :)
User avatar #108 to #107 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (11/08/2012) [-]
I could probably make a really small one, but not anytime soon. I don't even know how I would even start it.

I'm ok with buttocks. No subject is too outlandish for me.
User avatar #109 to #108 - mllerayael (11/08/2012) [-]
aaaah so you`re not a literary man?
now all i can think about is the last buttocks i saw and that was rather pleasant at the time lol
User avatar #110 to #109 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (11/08/2012) [-]
I like to read a lot, but like I said, I lack the space. I already have a large seat in my room and my huge bed which covers part of the closet. I also have a bunch of drawers and a tv in my room, only leaving about 20-30% of free floor space. The size is gonna have to be small.

My last experience with buttocks was also rather pleasant. haha
User avatar #111 to #110 - mllerayael (11/08/2012) [-]
awryt well you dont really need a couch then but you can always use them to prop up speakers (specially if you get complaints about noise since it muffles the vibrations a bit)
my last experience touching buttocks was not so pleasant never get a train at rush hour, i always seem to end up squeezed up against the door with some fat sweaty man beside me if its not asses its armpits and i really dont know which is worse lol
User avatar #112 to #111 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (11/08/2012) [-]
I am usually in bed around 3 or 4 in the morning, so it wouldn't work too well for me. Haha. Especially since my room and my sister's room both share a wall.

Touching buttocks? LOL I accidentally grabbed my friend's ass about a month ago... and it wasn't a small pat, it was a full on GRAB. I went further with him than his girlfriend had! It was a hilarious experience... and at least the fat sweaty guy was grabbing your buttocks, right?
User avatar #113 to #112 - mllerayael (11/08/2012) [-]
ouch **** that its bad enough having a working flat mate i mean shes already gone to bed cause she has to leave at 6 in the morning so it earphones for me
AT LEAST??? lol not a chance im very much spin and bitch slap if someone touches me like that without being at least drunk or very attractive (that came out sluttier than i went in my head lol) nope i mean so squeezed up in a corner that i have no option but to feel someones ass rubbing against me 9/10 its traumatising lol
User avatar #116 to #113 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (11/08/2012) [-]
Ooooooooh if I ever move in with someone, I'm gonna be sure to have my own walls and restroom (if possible). My class schedule this semester is all messed up and I have to get up at 6, 9, or 12 depending on what day it is, so I always fear waking someone up.

I've had my ass grabbed twice by strangers (both female, thank goodness) and it always bewildered me as to why someone would do that. I would not mind being squeezed up to an ass though. :) Of course, depends at what angle because it will make things VERY awkward.
User avatar #146 to #116 - mllerayael (11/10/2012) [-]
pretty fun at the time lol yea i dont think a girl would be too into being butt-punched lmao
yea they sound like two great thing but they just dont mix unless they come out with something like that head gear in repo man lol
User avatar #149 to #146 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (11/10/2012) [-]
Who says I'd butt punch a girl? lol There's no way I'd open hand slap a guy's butt. That one time it happened was an accident. And I wouldn't waste my effort punching a girl's butt when the open hand is preferred. I would like to apologize for my perversion. :P
User avatar #137 to #116 - mllerayael (11/09/2012) [-]
nope no misunderstanding :) I have some pretty interesting friends lol it was hilarious and slightly painful lol :)I have multitasked liked that and tbh i dont even see how you could concentrate on the game unless your partner was really really sucky at sex lol
User avatar #142 to #137 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
lol The thought of someone walking into the room and just starting a buttocks spanking fight is hilarious. Although I'm sure if I were to start it, it'd be more buttocks punching than slapping... really depends on who it is though haha

As for video games and sex, I'd much rather have one or the other.
User avatar #128 to #116 - mllerayael (11/09/2012) [-]
im fine with it :) not like its exactly private on here and not like anyone knows me so very few ***** given :)
never had people walk in on me that havent been part of it lol gues we were just too loud lol
having sex while gaming is pretty pointless unless your at the point yous dont even communicate anymore which would just be depressing
User avatar #133 to #128 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
"People walk in on you that haven't been part of it?" Is this my misinterpretation or are you implying that you have participated in an ass fight with more than 1 other person? lol That would actually be hysterical.

And you're right, it would be depressing. You wouldn't enjoy it as much either!
User avatar #124 to #116 - mllerayael (11/09/2012) [-]
aye I quite liked that post that was on here about how cause so many good games were coming out that teen pregnancies were gona drastically fall lol

yea specially since I`m not wearing my glasses i dont think my face could get any closer to the screen. well yea i mean didnt you ever have that fight (play fight of course) who ever get spanked the most loses, total dominance thing :)
and lol everyone knows we were talking about buttocks now they`re gna be like aaaall righty then
User avatar #127 to #124 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
It's a shame it'll only be for a month. Sequels tend to get stale quickly. Plus I heard people can have sex while gaming, which I find such a waste.

And now that you mention it, yes I have had a play fight like that. Lots of fun until someone walks in on you :P

And yeah I have to apologize for that. I should have chosen the topic instead of letting you gear our conversation into this :P jk. hehe It was my fault for bringing it onto social.
User avatar #122 to #116 - mllerayael (11/09/2012) [-]
see that would do my nut in, i only really see my flatmate for about 2 hours a day and even then im usually in my room on here lol or the occasional time when i venture outside to drink lol
well its kinda both you know i certainly would not be going near the ass of someone unattractive but usually it ends up as a dominence thing no matter what happens .................nope? just me owell lol
User avatar #123 to #122 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
We don't go out too often, my friend and I. When we're both home we rarely see each other because of him on CoD and me on FJ or doing my assignments. Now he got his hands on Halo 4 and I doubt he's gonna be coming out of his room for the next 2 days lol.

And screw small text, we're just making it harder on ourselves. I guess I never actually saw it as a dominance thing until you mentioned it. My brain just directs my eyes to what it likes and I have no reason to fight back :)
User avatar #120 to #116 - mllerayael (11/08/2012) [-]
so you want an en suite :) thats not as difficult as you`d think well here anyways tbh she sleeps pretty deeply till about 4 in the morning i can even have people up and once im alseep nothing can wake me for a good few hours lol so generally we dont get in each others way. my classes are all afternoon except for that one thats at 11 :P
i`ve had my ass grabbed by a few females too we are surprisingly pulled towards buttocks as a gender lol its a dominance thing trust me :) lol
User avatar #121 to #120 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
I'm good for next semester. I get fridays off and at most only have 3 classes, all between the 2 pm to 6:30 pm range. Since everything near my university are just small apartments, I doubt I can withstand having a noisy, uncooperative roommate. A friend who lives with my family constantly yells at night when he loses a game of Call of Duty (which he plays too often).

I see what you are saying. While it may be a dominance thing for girls, for me it's more of an attraction thing. I mean, come on! :)
User avatar #114 to #113 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (11/08/2012) [-]
**** I meant wasn't grabbing.
User avatar #118 to #114 - mllerayael (11/08/2012) [-]
well yes but only when they were so attractive it was unavoidable lol i generally run away from people otherwise and try to put myself in the corner so when ther doors open i get air lol
User avatar #119 to #118 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (11/08/2012) [-]
I'm sure that scenario can be used as some metaphor for life! lol
User avatar #115 to #114 - mllerayael (11/08/2012) [-]
makes more sense :)
User avatar #117 to #115 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (11/08/2012) [-]
lol I didn't mean it that other way, but I'm sure you've squeezed someone else into the corner before, too.
#95 - kabageguy ONLINE (11/07/2012) [-]
My body is ready.
#94 - kabageguy ONLINE (11/07/2012) [-]
Bye bye
#93 - kabageguy ONLINE (11/07/2012) [-]
Oh god yes
#92 - kabageguy ONLINE (11/07/2012) [-]
that was but a shadow clone
KONOHAGAKURE HIDDEN SECRET TAIJUTSU TECHNIQUE- 1000 YEARS OF DEATH
#91 - kabageguy ONLINE (11/07/2012) [-]
jumps over you and throws a book at you
User avatar #90 - kabageguy ONLINE (11/07/2012) [-]
Throws shuriken
#39 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (10/16/2012) [-]
Hello. How are you on this fine... month?
Hello. How are you on this fine... month?
User avatar #40 to #39 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (10/16/2012) [-]
Whoa, that gif broke.
User avatar #42 to #40 - mllerayael (10/25/2012) [-]
wow that really ****** up what was it meant to be? i am reasonably well how about yourself?
User avatar #43 to #42 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (10/25/2012) [-]
I am great! That gif was supposed to be a cockatoo saying hello to a webcam.
User avatar #44 to #43 - mllerayael (10/25/2012) [-]
aw nice :) yours?
User avatar #45 to #44 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (10/25/2012) [-]
Nah, that's just a funny gif I found online. I was about to get one about 6 years ago, but the lady who was supposedly giving it away decided to keep it.
User avatar #46 to #45 - mllerayael (10/25/2012) [-]
gota admit the idea of having a bird is half awesome half terrible lol
User avatar #47 to #46 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (10/25/2012) [-]
My friend had a bird that he would let out of its cage so he could fly around. It was a lovebird and it was very, very loud. That's why I never allowed him on my shoulder. Plus it made a mess of everything throwing napkins and sheets of paper to the floor.
User avatar #48 to #47 - mllerayael (10/25/2012) [-]
yeq my cousins had a cockateil (or something like that) it was a cute wee thing till you paid it any attention then it would proceed to tweet loudly for hours which would drive my aunt mad and with six kids i guess you could say they have a loud household lol
User avatar #53 to #48 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (10/25/2012) [-]
Hehe, it was loud having that bird around, but since it was small and cute I didn't mind. One day it bit my ear and then I suddenly started to care if it was out and about.
User avatar #54 to #53 - mllerayael (10/25/2012) [-]
ouch bet that nipped like hell i remember the first time i went to trafalgar square before feeding the birds was banned my brother s looked awesome with birds all up their arms but at the age of 6 the birds decided my head looked much comfier those gits had sharp ass claws lol
User avatar #55 to #54 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (10/25/2012) [-]
LOL I can empathize. What kind of birds were they? I bet they were large, heavy ones!
User avatar #56 to #55 - mllerayael (10/25/2012) [-]
pigeons lol of all birds they were pigeons although im just glad they werent seagulls lol
User avatar #57 to #56 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (10/25/2012) [-]
Haha, you got off easy! At the age of 8-10, somewhere in that range, I went to a museum/zoo thingy and my parents just HAD to take pictures. I had to balance one macaw on my head, and two on my arms (1 for left, 1 for right)... those things are ******* heavy!
User avatar #58 to #57 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (10/25/2012) [-]
And had sharp claws!
User avatar #59 to #58 - mllerayael (10/25/2012) [-]
oh god macaws i duno i just dont like those birds maybe something to do with them being seen as harbringers of death (or just the fact they`re noisy ******* who i just dont like lol) i got to hold the worlds smallest breed of vulture but it wasnt bad since i had the gloves and stuff for it :)
User avatar #60 to #59 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (10/25/2012) [-]
How small was it? I doubt they're as dangerous as their other vulture counterparts.
User avatar #61 to #60 - mllerayael (10/25/2012) [-]
bout the size of a barn owl still pretty big i remember it being heavy which is surprising since i was a wee farm girl at the point and was more muscle than anything else lol
User avatar #62 to #61 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (10/25/2012) [-]
I can see why a vulture of that size would be considered small. Even abnormally tiny vultures in the wild still have a long wingspan. What's your favorite bird?
User avatar #67 to #62 - mllerayael (10/25/2012) [-]
apparently i cant reply to the comment below
thats true it would be a pretty good pick up line lol ive always loved peacocks i have always wanted to have one of their feathers and i did at one point but i was too young and destroyed it by showing it off at every opportunity lol
User avatar #63 to #62 - mllerayael (10/25/2012) [-]
i duno probably either a peacock or a hummingbird their to pretty to have anything against lol u?
User avatar #66 to #63 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (10/25/2012) [-]
I love those as well. I loved peacocks as a kid, and we occasionally have humming birds visit and pollinate our flowers. As of now, I'd say I love the peregrine falcons. They're so quick and have amazing eyesight. Plus your coolness index goes through the roof if you were to tell anybody that you had a falcon.
User avatar #34 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (09/27/2012) [-]
13 friends after being on the advice board? Mission a success?
User avatar #35 to #34 - mllerayael (10/02/2012) [-]
yep very happy lol
User avatar #36 to #35 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
Some people believe that 13 is a bad luck number. You sure that's a success? lol
User avatar #37 to #36 - mllerayael (10/02/2012) [-]
my wee brother was born friday 13th XD its pretty lucky for me :)
User avatar #38 to #37 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
That's great! I was born on the 26th, so I have twice the luck, but truly it depends on the time of day, haha.
User avatar #41 to #38 - mllerayael (10/25/2012) [-]
urgh i broke a mirror not long ago and im not superstitious but my luck has really gone down hill maybe there is something in it after all lol
User avatar #49 to #41 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (10/25/2012) [-]
Hope it hasn't been too bad! Things will turn for the better!
User avatar #50 to #49 - mllerayael (10/25/2012) [-]
let me just put it this way i thought the worst point was when i was stranded in france till i was in a car crash lol owell its got to look up at some point
User avatar #51 to #50 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (10/25/2012) [-]
I'm sorry to hear that! But you turned out ok, right? That's what matters! If you know that you're at your lowest point, then know that there's nowhere to look but up!
User avatar #52 to #51 - mllerayael (10/25/2012) [-]
yea was extremely lucky not to get hurt when the car flipped so theres always a good side to things :) hows your october break going?
User avatar #64 to #52 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (10/25/2012) [-]
Sorry, didn't see this response. And that's amazing for you to come out unscathed! Wow.

What is this october break you speak of? lol I only had two days off from my university during this month.
User avatar #65 to #64 - mllerayael (10/25/2012) [-]
yea same at my uni till they didnt pay me so i couldnt get back ended up in france for three weeks lol owell did you have a good long weekend/few days then?
User avatar #68 to #65 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (10/25/2012) [-]
I wouldn't mind three weeks in France, but of course under those circumstances, it wouldn't be as appealing. I'm learning French on my own, so it'd be a great opportunity to learn more about the culture and improve on my language skills.

I did have a good weekend, my family and I went to a hot air balloon festival where they had live music and food and all that good stuff. We witnessed 50 hot air balloons go up into the air. I got photos of it. I promised a FJ friend those photos, but I can't find my camera's usb cord. :(
User avatar #69 to #68 - mllerayael (10/25/2012) [-]
wow that must of been beautiful to see most camera theres days have a mini usb cord they usually turn up about the house since most mp3s use them too and if you need any help with french i did my secondary education there so im pretty good at it :)
User avatar #70 to #69 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (10/25/2012) [-]
That'd be great! I really appreciate it! Since Spanish is my native language, I have been learning French at a much faster pace.

My camera, unfortunately, does not share the same cable as others. :( It's a slightly different size so it doesn't exactly fit. I'm sure it's somewhere in my sister's room, so it shouldn't take too long to find it. As for the balloon festival, it was a beautiful sight! Especially at night, when they all come back and all the lights on the ground are reflecting off the balloons.
User avatar #71 to #70 - mllerayael (10/25/2012) [-]
well maybe you could help me then iv been trying to pick spanish back up over the last few months but... well tbh im pretty lazy and usually end up on here just listening to a spanish audiobook lol
wow its probably not the same thing but i cant help but picture the lanterns from tangled lol would be so amazing to see iv never seen more than two or three balloons in the air at once and i never been in one, although i dont know if i ever would want to lol
User avatar #72 to #71 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (10/25/2012) [-]
I'd be glad to help! If you know French, Spanish should be easy for you. I have to warn you though, even though I've thought about being a teacher in the past, I don't exactly make a good tutor. But I will put forth the effort since you've offered to help me!

The lanterns from Tangled is almost exactly what they looked like at night! The price to get in one was a little too steep for us, but we were ok with just looking up at them. One day I will be able to go up in one.
User avatar #87 to #72 - mllerayael (11/01/2012) [-]
man its like 4 30 here i better go to bed i got classes all day tomorrow and somehow i gota write 1000 words in politics before three (i am the master of procrastination lol) so im gna go sleep and if that fails come back instead of studying like i should lol
probs talk tomorrow if your on :)
User avatar #88 to #87 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (11/01/2012) [-]
Yeah, I'll be on. And go now! You need your rest! lol Talk to you tomorrow and good night!
User avatar #89 to #88 - mllerayael (11/01/2012) [-]
lol nanyt talk tomorrow then :)
User avatar #73 to #72 - mllerayael (10/25/2012) [-]
see i remember doing spanish at school on france and i picked it up really fast i think probably cause i was good at grammar more that anything to do with language skill but now from never using it or hearing it iv forgotten pretty much all i learned.
my friend in the south of france`s dad own a balloon you`ve made me think about going and asking him to go up one day :) yea even without going up i can imagine it must have been a hell of a sight. cheers XD
User avatar #74 to #73 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (10/26/2012) [-]
To be honest, since moving further north in the U.S, I have forgotten some of my Spanish words. I constantly speak it with my parents, but I've always spoken English when with my best friends or at school. And definitely get into one! You should tell me how it feels if you do go up! Heck, since I promised myself I'd visit France one day, I might as well go, too!
User avatar #85 to #74 - mllerayael (11/01/2012) [-]
meh was in love with him for three years and i was friendzoned after 6 months of meeting him so not overly well but always remember him with fondness so not badly either :)
duno i was to put it simply an early developper and he was 14 (you can repeat years really easily in france) so i thought it was the end of the world lol
User avatar #86 to #85 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (11/01/2012) [-]
D'aww. Looking back on the memories is great. :)

And I can see how it would be the end of the world... well, more like a pause, but I see. lol
User avatar #83 to #74 - mllerayael (11/01/2012) [-]
iv had quite alot of language related hilarious moments in my life the most embarrassing of which was when i was 11 and spoke for the first time to someone in my class in french, so of course i tried to talk to the boy i was hopelessly head over heels for and all i tried to say that i was too warm and ask him to open a window but as soon as i said Je suis chaude he started pissing hisself and i was like what whats wrong with je suis chaude i must have said it like five times before he finally controled himself enough to tell me i was telling him i was horny
i wanted to die lol
User avatar #84 to #83 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (11/01/2012) [-]
Ok, I have to admit I laughed even harder at this one! lol How did it go with him after that?

One thing you should be happy about is that you said it at a very young age and not in your later teens. That would have gone 10 times worse.
User avatar #81 to #74 - mllerayael (11/01/2012) [-]
lmao I remember one class i was in taught by a french woman (who for some reason sucked at spelling she used to get so pissed when i corrected her god i hated that woman ) who taught the whole class how to say neck but since she didnt bother with pronunciation i got to listen to the whole class say ass over and over again lol
I think the most epic class i had was an english lesson in france with a french woman who had lived in england for 2 years she couldnt understand why i started pissing myself laughing and made me stand up and explain what was so funny so i translated what she had said to the class:
tomorrow i will do the cocking, hovering and after wars shell enjoy a glase of o-range juice
as soon as she said cocking i actually snorted lol i just couldnt help it
User avatar #82 to #81 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (11/01/2012) [-]
I had to compose myself after reading your sentence! lol Oh, man. I have to admit I snorted as well when saying it out loud! haha I guess unsuitable teachers provide the best and funniest moments.

My class always laughed when my French teacher pronounced "third" as "turd." And she always made the laughter worse by telling everyone she did not understand why it was so funny. Dear god, your moment takes the cake! Took me a while to get my laughter under control.
User avatar #79 to #74 - mllerayael (11/01/2012) [-]
tbh even i have difficulty understanding some of the locals lol because its so far south theres a bit of spanish in the accent (which may make it easier for you but harder for me lol) but yea thing is you can learn as much as you want in school its all pretty much useless in practice unless you go somewhere as touristic as paris because of slang (that and iv only met one single good language teacher in all of the many schools i went to most gave up years ago and dont even bother correcting your pronunciation at all which leads to some pretty hilarious consequences :D)
User avatar #80 to #79 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (11/01/2012) [-]
I may have trouble with the accent depending on how quickly they speak. I may have lived in Florida for 15 years, but I still have not gotten used to the speed at which some of the locals speak. I also have cousins in California that speak unusually quick so it's hard for me to understand when I visit every once in a few years. My two French teachers from high school were very helpful and were fluent in the language. My second level of French was taught by a woman from Switzerland who was very nice. Unfortunately, since a lot of the students in that class forgot their material during the Summer and basically botched a lot of the pronunciations, we had to restart from the beginning, but at a quick pace. And I understand what you mean by pronunciations... this story is more of a misunderstanding issue, however. During presentations, many students said "Je suis excité." It's a good thing I did my research before doing mine.
User avatar #77 to #74 - mllerayael (10/31/2012) [-]
well maybe montpellier or toulouse but i spent five years living next to a city called carcassonne and if you want to go somewhere less touristic than paris i would defo recommend there in may or late august 9cause there are alot of tourists that go there since its beyond stunning.
for some reason it wouldnt let me reply to your other comment i think fj thinks we talk too much lol
well my aunt lives on a piece of land next to a town called bugarach and if you dont mind living a bit on the rough side she basically loves having people to stay all she asks for is a bit of help with the garden or building the ruin on her land you should see all the ppl that go through her place theres folks from all over the world last i heard there was a family from germany and a guy from arizona :) and no need to know much french since nearly everyone in the area speaks english (thank god for me when i first moved over lol)
User avatar #78 to #77 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (11/01/2012) [-]
That all does sound very cool. While Paris is a definite destination of mine, I'd love to vacation through some of the smaller cities. And I looked up the cities you told me about and they were exactly the types of places I was looking for; however, I doubt the photos online can even compare to how amazing the locations look in person. Any type of experience in a foreign country, no matter how small is sure to be an adventure. I still would like to catch up on my French though. Communicating with the locals I'm sure is much more fun than speaking it to another student in class.
User avatar #75 to #74 - mllerayael (10/27/2012) [-]
same when i was in france i always spoke english with my friends makes some people think i do it for privacy since me and my mates all speak english and french but its honestly cause speaking to them in french is really weird lol you should france is beautiful XD i love it there so much im going to move back next year :)
User avatar #76 to #75 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (10/27/2012) [-]
I understand what you mean about speaking a different language to your friends. It feels very strange, and we mostly spoke English because our parents don't really understand a lot of what we say. :D

Once my French is good enough and I have the money, I will visit! Hopefully, within my early 20s. I'm sure the La Tour Eiffel and the Musée du Louvre are some of the most common tourist attractions (since IT IS Paris), but I'd really like to expand into some of the more commercially discrete locations. Unfortunately, I don't know about any. And that's amazing, going back to France! What city will you be living in?
User avatar #30 - dalemc (09/24/2012) [-]
It's a bit late for you tae be on is it no? haha.
User avatar #31 to #30 - mllerayael (09/25/2012) [-]
lol nope i may as well have insomnia i never sleep before about 5 in the morning i work best with only a few hours sleep. no a bit late for ursel:P
User avatar #32 to #31 - dalemc (09/25/2012) [-]
Ah I see see, and aye I'm getting tired likes it's windy as **** here am right beside the sea and been raining for over 24 hours now, starting to get on ma tits a little lol
User avatar #33 to #32 - mllerayael (09/25/2012) [-]
******** man glad i moved away from the coast then lol its just pretty overcast just now guess your getting all of it :P lol
User avatar #13 - ariscorp ONLINE (09/24/2012) [-]
hey can i see a pic of you ? i dont know what th eaverage glasweigan fjer looks like
#17 to #13 - mllerayael (09/24/2012) [-]
i dont have a webcam so you can have a posey as **** pic lol
User avatar #29 to #17 - ariscorp ONLINE (09/24/2012) [-]
I would post one but they're all outdated, you're pretty hot if i may say so myself
User avatar #7 - benfordham (09/24/2012) [-]
I'm taking your comment virginity.
User avatar #8 to #7 - mllerayael (09/24/2012) [-]
it hurt a little but in the ends was so worth it. you will always be my second invite, such tender memories
User avatar #9 to #8 - benfordham (09/24/2012) [-]
And you will be the first time I took someone's virginity so I thank you for that.
User avatar #10 to #9 - mllerayael (09/24/2012) [-]
your more than welcome to return ;) i hope this will be the start of a vibrant comment life i have so many phases to experience but i might just jump to the slut phase straight away to enjoy this to the full lol
User avatar #11 to #10 - benfordham (09/24/2012) [-]
The slut phase is always the best!
User avatar #12 to #11 - mllerayael (09/24/2012) [-]
nothing beats a good few slutty months then on and off for a few years lol
User avatar #14 to #12 - benfordham (09/24/2012) [-]
My slutty side is constantly on.
User avatar #15 to #14 - mllerayael (09/24/2012) [-]
oh benfordham you dog ;) lol
User avatar #18 to #16 - mllerayael (09/24/2012) [-]
if there was such a thing as virtual tickling i believe it would be appropriate here lol
User avatar #19 to #18 - benfordham (09/24/2012) [-]
I like tickling!
User avatar #22 to #21 - mllerayael (09/24/2012) [-]
everythings less rapey when a cute animal says it lol
User avatar #23 to #22 - benfordham (09/24/2012) [-]
What about a dog? They're cute but they'll still hump your leg.
#24 to #23 - mllerayael (09/24/2012) [-]
still pretty cute :D
User avatar #25 to #24 - benfordham (09/24/2012) [-]
Where are you finding all these? :D
#27 to #25 - mllerayael (09/24/2012) [-]
apparently this is a rapey dog tickle monster lmao
User avatar #26 to #25 - mllerayael (09/24/2012) [-]
google i dont actually have an images folder for this kind of stuff i just wing it i tried typing in rapey dog tickle monster surprisingly less horrible images came up than i thought would lol
User avatar #28 to #26 - benfordham (09/24/2012) [-]
LOL!
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