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mllerayael

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Gender: female
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:11/08/2011
Last Login:4/22/2016
Location:Bonnie Scotland
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#68134 - yea talk about tough :) i suppose its either kick him out or c… 02/10/2013 on Social Board 0
#68130 - was very very strange to see prostitutes though  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2013 on Social Board 0
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#68133 - Timmietim (02/10/2013) [-]
Yeah it is pretty weird.
#68128 - i really want a raccoon now!  [+] (2 new replies) 02/10/2013 on Social Board 0
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#68132 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
There was an Animal Planet program about a guy who saved a baby raccoon and raised it in his own home. As soon as it became an adolescent it started tearing shit up in his house and ruining his walls and furniture. He decided that it was best to leave him back in the woods since it would further damage his home, so he drove about a few miles out and let him go. It was hard for him because he developed an emotional bond with the animal, but it was necessary.

A few days later, he noticed new holes in his cabinets and he saw the same raccoon running around his kitchen. Every time that he would kick it out, it would return. It was hilarious and kinda sad at the same time.
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#68134 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
yea talk about tough :) i suppose its either kick him out or castrate him lol funny how its ok to do that to a dog or cat but not a raccoon..
#68127 - yea thats the one i was thinking of just couldnt remember it`s…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/10/2013 on Social Board 0
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#68129 - Timmietim (02/10/2013) [-]
Ah. I sometimes bike through it to go to school.
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#68130 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
was very very strange to see prostitutes though
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#68133 - Timmietim (02/10/2013) [-]
Yeah it is pretty weird.
#68126 - the adorableness is too much  [+] (24 new replies) 02/10/2013 on Social Board 0
#68131 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
You might like this one, too.
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#68135 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
slightly gross pugs are really ugly :S
#68138 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
Guess I've made a mistake!
#68139 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
this however.....
#68140 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
It's almost as happy as this snake!
#68141 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
or as cute as this wee owl XD
#68142 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
It's so fuckin' tiny!

I hear owls make good breakfast.
#68144 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
i`m not sure if this is cute or creepy lol
i did not know that
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#68145 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
It's creepy until they're a few weeks old. The same goes for human babies.

I was kidding :D
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#68146 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
i was gorgeous i`ll have you know lol
well now i dont know what to believe and may try owl for breakfast :P
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#68148 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
I have no trouble believing that :)

Let me know if you find any!
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#68149 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
oh you lol
those noisey fuckers ;) are all over Scotland
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#68164 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
I would gladly not give my arm and leg, but I will take them off a person that's not using them.
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#68165 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
who`s not using their arm and leg? they would have to have a pretty serious condition and people might look down on amputating someone who is already handicapped lol
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#68180 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
Did I forget to mention that this person will not have a choice? MWAHAHA

It's ok, I'll use the Kool-aid man's arms and legs.
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#68197 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
yey! monkey brains how posh XD
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#68150 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
I hear one every once in a while. Don't really know what to think of them. I know one is called a barn owl. If it's in a barn (which I doubt), it can be eaten.
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#68151 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
pretty much anything can be eaten when you think about it a butchers near here sells ostrich which i`m not too sure about lol
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#68152 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
That reminds me of an episode of It's Sunny in Philadelphia. Frank walks in on his roommate and friend eating his steaks. He was pretty angry, so he convinced them that it was human meat. They were skeptical and a little unsure, so they went buying different meats from different animals to see which one resembled the taste of "human" meat. They went into an Chinese butcher shop and were not sure what different meats they. One of the butchers overheard them and told them they sold monkey.
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#68154 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
gross imagine trying monkey brains like you get in india D:
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#68160 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
If monkey brains cost an arm and a leg, I expect a monkey arm and a monkey leg as well!
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#68161 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
would you try and replace your own with them?
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#68157 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
I wonder how much that would sell for here in the U.S.
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#68159 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
pretty sure you can get it at the restaurants that actually import stuff from all over the world and costs an arm and a leg lol
#68124 - mainly the parks and by the river :)  [+] (5 new replies) 02/10/2013 on Social Board 0
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#68125 - Timmietim (02/10/2013) [-]
Vondelpark is pretty good.
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#68127 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
yea thats the one i was thinking of just couldnt remember it`s name we spent a wee while in that park was very relaxing after how full the streets were
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#68129 - Timmietim (02/10/2013) [-]
Ah. I sometimes bike through it to go to school.
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#68130 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
was very very strange to see prostitutes though
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#68133 - Timmietim (02/10/2013) [-]
Yeah it is pretty weird.
#68119 - it is beautiful there :) and my kind of place lol  [+] (7 new replies) 02/09/2013 on Social Board 0
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#68123 - Timmietim (02/10/2013) [-]
Beautiful depends on what part a lot :P
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#68124 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
mainly the parks and by the river :)
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#68125 - Timmietim (02/10/2013) [-]
Vondelpark is pretty good.
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#68127 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
yea thats the one i was thinking of just couldnt remember it`s name we spent a wee while in that park was very relaxing after how full the streets were
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#68129 - Timmietim (02/10/2013) [-]
Ah. I sometimes bike through it to go to school.
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#68130 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
was very very strange to see prostitutes though
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#68133 - Timmietim (02/10/2013) [-]
Yeah it is pretty weird.
#68116 - lol i like it :D 02/09/2013 on Social Board 0
#53462 - god i sound condescending sorry lol 02/09/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#53461 - you are his girlfriend, not his carer, don`t mess up your self… 02/09/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0