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#68149 - oh you lol those noisey ******* ;) are all over Scotland  [+] (12 new replies) 02/10/2013 on Social Board 0
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#68164 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
I would gladly not give my arm and leg, but I will take them off a person that's not using them.
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#68165 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
who`s not using their arm and leg? they would have to have a pretty serious condition and people might look down on amputating someone who is already handicapped lol
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#68180 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
Did I forget to mention that this person will not have a choice? MWAHAHA

It's ok, I'll use the Kool-aid man's arms and legs.
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#68197 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
yey! monkey brains how posh XD
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#68150 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
I hear one every once in a while. Don't really know what to think of them. I know one is called a barn owl. If it's in a barn (which I doubt), it can be eaten.
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#68151 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
pretty much anything can be eaten when you think about it a butchers near here sells ostrich which i`m not too sure about lol
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#68152 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
That reminds me of an episode of It's Sunny in Philadelphia. Frank walks in on his roommate and friend eating his steaks. He was pretty angry, so he convinced them that it was human meat. They were skeptical and a little unsure, so they went buying different meats from different animals to see which one resembled the taste of "human" meat. They went into an Chinese butcher shop and were not sure what different meats they. One of the butchers overheard them and told them they sold monkey.
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#68154 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
gross imagine trying monkey brains like you get in india D:
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#68160 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
If monkey brains cost an arm and a leg, I expect a monkey arm and a monkey leg as well!
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#68161 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
would you try and replace your own with them?
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#68157 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
I wonder how much that would sell for here in the U.S.
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#68159 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
pretty sure you can get it at the restaurants that actually import stuff from all over the world and costs an arm and a leg lol
#68146 - i was gorgeous i`ll have you know lol well now i dont kn…  [+] (14 new replies) 02/10/2013 on Social Board 0
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#68148 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
I have no trouble believing that :)

Let me know if you find any!
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#68149 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
oh you lol
those noisey fuckers ;) are all over Scotland
User avatar
#68164 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
I would gladly not give my arm and leg, but I will take them off a person that's not using them.
User avatar
#68165 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
who`s not using their arm and leg? they would have to have a pretty serious condition and people might look down on amputating someone who is already handicapped lol
User avatar
#68180 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
Did I forget to mention that this person will not have a choice? MWAHAHA

It's ok, I'll use the Kool-aid man's arms and legs.
User avatar
#68197 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
yey! monkey brains how posh XD
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#68150 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
I hear one every once in a while. Don't really know what to think of them. I know one is called a barn owl. If it's in a barn (which I doubt), it can be eaten.
User avatar
#68151 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
pretty much anything can be eaten when you think about it a butchers near here sells ostrich which i`m not too sure about lol
User avatar
#68152 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
That reminds me of an episode of It's Sunny in Philadelphia. Frank walks in on his roommate and friend eating his steaks. He was pretty angry, so he convinced them that it was human meat. They were skeptical and a little unsure, so they went buying different meats from different animals to see which one resembled the taste of "human" meat. They went into an Chinese butcher shop and were not sure what different meats they. One of the butchers overheard them and told them they sold monkey.
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#68154 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
gross imagine trying monkey brains like you get in india D:
User avatar
#68160 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
If monkey brains cost an arm and a leg, I expect a monkey arm and a monkey leg as well!
User avatar
#68161 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
would you try and replace your own with them?
User avatar
#68157 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
I wonder how much that would sell for here in the U.S.
User avatar
#68159 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
pretty sure you can get it at the restaurants that actually import stuff from all over the world and costs an arm and a leg lol
#10324 - i may quote you on that lol 02/10/2013 on Religion Board 0
#23270 - then you are very lucky since they are everywhere it`s like ho… 02/10/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#68144 - i`m not sure if this is cute or creepy lol i did not know that  [+] (16 new replies) 02/10/2013 on Social Board 0
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#68145 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
It's creepy until they're a few weeks old. The same goes for human babies.

I was kidding :D
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#68146 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
i was gorgeous i`ll have you know lol
well now i dont know what to believe and may try owl for breakfast :P
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#68148 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
I have no trouble believing that :)

Let me know if you find any!
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#68149 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
oh you lol
those noisey fuckers ;) are all over Scotland
User avatar
#68164 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
I would gladly not give my arm and leg, but I will take them off a person that's not using them.
User avatar
#68165 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
who`s not using their arm and leg? they would have to have a pretty serious condition and people might look down on amputating someone who is already handicapped lol
User avatar
#68180 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
Did I forget to mention that this person will not have a choice? MWAHAHA

It's ok, I'll use the Kool-aid man's arms and legs.
User avatar
#68197 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
yey! monkey brains how posh XD
User avatar
#68150 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
I hear one every once in a while. Don't really know what to think of them. I know one is called a barn owl. If it's in a barn (which I doubt), it can be eaten.
User avatar
#68151 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
pretty much anything can be eaten when you think about it a butchers near here sells ostrich which i`m not too sure about lol
User avatar
#68152 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
That reminds me of an episode of It's Sunny in Philadelphia. Frank walks in on his roommate and friend eating his steaks. He was pretty angry, so he convinced them that it was human meat. They were skeptical and a little unsure, so they went buying different meats from different animals to see which one resembled the taste of "human" meat. They went into an Chinese butcher shop and were not sure what different meats they. One of the butchers overheard them and told them they sold monkey.
User avatar
#68154 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
gross imagine trying monkey brains like you get in india D:
User avatar
#68160 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
If monkey brains cost an arm and a leg, I expect a monkey arm and a monkey leg as well!
User avatar
#68161 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
would you try and replace your own with them?
User avatar
#68157 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
I wonder how much that would sell for here in the U.S.
User avatar
#68159 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
pretty sure you can get it at the restaurants that actually import stuff from all over the world and costs an arm and a leg lol
#53473 - i`ve had to change doctor just about every year so i`ll just k…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#53474 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
Hopefully it's not too much medication. Enjoy it with some cake!
#68141 - or as cute as this wee owl XD  [+] (18 new replies) 02/10/2013 on Social Board 0
#68142 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
It's so fuckin' tiny!

I hear owls make good breakfast.
#68144 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
i`m not sure if this is cute or creepy lol
i did not know that
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#68145 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
It's creepy until they're a few weeks old. The same goes for human babies.

I was kidding :D
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#68146 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
i was gorgeous i`ll have you know lol
well now i dont know what to believe and may try owl for breakfast :P
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#68148 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
I have no trouble believing that :)

Let me know if you find any!
User avatar
#68149 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
oh you lol
those noisey fuckers ;) are all over Scotland
User avatar
#68164 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
I would gladly not give my arm and leg, but I will take them off a person that's not using them.
User avatar
#68165 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
who`s not using their arm and leg? they would have to have a pretty serious condition and people might look down on amputating someone who is already handicapped lol
User avatar
#68180 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
Did I forget to mention that this person will not have a choice? MWAHAHA

It's ok, I'll use the Kool-aid man's arms and legs.
User avatar
#68197 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
yey! monkey brains how posh XD
User avatar
#68150 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
I hear one every once in a while. Don't really know what to think of them. I know one is called a barn owl. If it's in a barn (which I doubt), it can be eaten.
User avatar
#68151 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
pretty much anything can be eaten when you think about it a butchers near here sells ostrich which i`m not too sure about lol
User avatar
#68152 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
That reminds me of an episode of It's Sunny in Philadelphia. Frank walks in on his roommate and friend eating his steaks. He was pretty angry, so he convinced them that it was human meat. They were skeptical and a little unsure, so they went buying different meats from different animals to see which one resembled the taste of "human" meat. They went into an Chinese butcher shop and were not sure what different meats they. One of the butchers overheard them and told them they sold monkey.
User avatar
#68154 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
gross imagine trying monkey brains like you get in india D:
User avatar
#68160 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
If monkey brains cost an arm and a leg, I expect a monkey arm and a monkey leg as well!
User avatar
#68161 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
would you try and replace your own with them?
User avatar
#68157 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
I wonder how much that would sell for here in the U.S.
User avatar
#68159 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
pretty sure you can get it at the restaurants that actually import stuff from all over the world and costs an arm and a leg lol
#53471 - Yey who wouldnt love for to be part of a satanic ritual lol …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/10/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#53472 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
Satanic rituals are all the rage these days. Perhaps doctors don't want to partake in their patients' satanic endeavors.

Have you considered getting a second opinion or switching doctors?
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#53473 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
i`ve had to change doctor just about every year so i`ll just keep him till i have to move again :)
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#53474 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
Hopefully it's not too much medication. Enjoy it with some cake!
#68139 - this however.....  [+] (20 new replies) 02/10/2013 on Social Board 0
#68140 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
It's almost as happy as this snake!
#68141 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
or as cute as this wee owl XD
#68142 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
It's so fuckin' tiny!

I hear owls make good breakfast.
#68144 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
i`m not sure if this is cute or creepy lol
i did not know that
User avatar
#68145 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
It's creepy until they're a few weeks old. The same goes for human babies.

I was kidding :D
User avatar
#68146 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
i was gorgeous i`ll have you know lol
well now i dont know what to believe and may try owl for breakfast :P
User avatar
#68148 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
I have no trouble believing that :)

Let me know if you find any!
User avatar
#68149 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
oh you lol
those noisey fuckers ;) are all over Scotland
User avatar
#68164 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
I would gladly not give my arm and leg, but I will take them off a person that's not using them.
User avatar
#68165 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
who`s not using their arm and leg? they would have to have a pretty serious condition and people might look down on amputating someone who is already handicapped lol
User avatar
#68180 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
Did I forget to mention that this person will not have a choice? MWAHAHA

It's ok, I'll use the Kool-aid man's arms and legs.
User avatar
#68197 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
yey! monkey brains how posh XD
User avatar
#68150 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
I hear one every once in a while. Don't really know what to think of them. I know one is called a barn owl. If it's in a barn (which I doubt), it can be eaten.
User avatar
#68151 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
pretty much anything can be eaten when you think about it a butchers near here sells ostrich which i`m not too sure about lol
User avatar
#68152 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
That reminds me of an episode of It's Sunny in Philadelphia. Frank walks in on his roommate and friend eating his steaks. He was pretty angry, so he convinced them that it was human meat. They were skeptical and a little unsure, so they went buying different meats from different animals to see which one resembled the taste of "human" meat. They went into an Chinese butcher shop and were not sure what different meats they. One of the butchers overheard them and told them they sold monkey.
User avatar
#68154 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
gross imagine trying monkey brains like you get in india D:
User avatar
#68160 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
If monkey brains cost an arm and a leg, I expect a monkey arm and a monkey leg as well!
User avatar
#68161 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
would you try and replace your own with them?
User avatar
#68157 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
I wonder how much that would sell for here in the U.S.
User avatar
#68159 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
pretty sure you can get it at the restaurants that actually import stuff from all over the world and costs an arm and a leg lol
#68135 - slightly gross pugs are really ugly :S  [+] (22 new replies) 02/10/2013 on Social Board 0
#68138 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
Guess I've made a mistake!
#68139 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
this however.....
#68140 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
It's almost as happy as this snake!
#68141 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
or as cute as this wee owl XD
#68142 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
It's so fuckin' tiny!

I hear owls make good breakfast.
#68144 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
i`m not sure if this is cute or creepy lol
i did not know that
User avatar
#68145 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
It's creepy until they're a few weeks old. The same goes for human babies.

I was kidding :D
User avatar
#68146 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
i was gorgeous i`ll have you know lol
well now i dont know what to believe and may try owl for breakfast :P
User avatar
#68148 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
I have no trouble believing that :)

Let me know if you find any!
User avatar
#68149 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
oh you lol
those noisey fuckers ;) are all over Scotland
User avatar
#68164 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
I would gladly not give my arm and leg, but I will take them off a person that's not using them.
User avatar
#68165 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
who`s not using their arm and leg? they would have to have a pretty serious condition and people might look down on amputating someone who is already handicapped lol
User avatar
#68180 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
Did I forget to mention that this person will not have a choice? MWAHAHA

It's ok, I'll use the Kool-aid man's arms and legs.
User avatar
#68197 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
yey! monkey brains how posh XD
User avatar
#68150 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
I hear one every once in a while. Don't really know what to think of them. I know one is called a barn owl. If it's in a barn (which I doubt), it can be eaten.
User avatar
#68151 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
pretty much anything can be eaten when you think about it a butchers near here sells ostrich which i`m not too sure about lol
User avatar
#68152 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
That reminds me of an episode of It's Sunny in Philadelphia. Frank walks in on his roommate and friend eating his steaks. He was pretty angry, so he convinced them that it was human meat. They were skeptical and a little unsure, so they went buying different meats from different animals to see which one resembled the taste of "human" meat. They went into an Chinese butcher shop and were not sure what different meats they. One of the butchers overheard them and told them they sold monkey.
User avatar
#68154 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
gross imagine trying monkey brains like you get in india D:
User avatar
#68160 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
If monkey brains cost an arm and a leg, I expect a monkey arm and a monkey leg as well!
User avatar
#68161 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
would you try and replace your own with them?
User avatar
#68157 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
I wonder how much that would sell for here in the U.S.
User avatar
#68159 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
pretty sure you can get it at the restaurants that actually import stuff from all over the world and costs an arm and a leg lol