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|#55471 - that`s different from finding it gross, that just means you do… [+] (3 new replies)||11/26/2012 on Social Board||0|
|#55470 - `lo people hows your day been? or going depending on your time zone [+] (33 new replies)||11/26/2012 on Social Board||0|
#55514 - mllerayael (11/26/2012) [-]
sandals are best but you can`t go bare foot thats for sure its pretty painful lol no rules really just first one to make it across the room without falling wins or just first one across the room trut me we played without rules most of the times it just turned into wrestling surrounded by peanuts sexy huh? lmao
#55515 - smashingprodigy (11/26/2012) [-]
Socks would make it quick and easy, no? Just sliding across the floor without actually having to lift your feet. And sandals seem like they would just cause me to trip. All we have is a skinny hallway, so that would probably never work at my house. And I doubt carpet would be as much fun. I can just imagine picking up all the peanuts from it.
Peanut wrestling does sound sexy. Almost as sexy as macadamia nut boxing.
#55519 - mllerayael (11/26/2012) [-]
god no its a very dirty fighting tactic used over here (also the main thing guys seem to love doing when they are play fighting lol) its when you kind of backslap someones balls really fast i guess its just a scottish thing lol for some reason it ust popped into my head and was wondering if it existed else where :)
#55520 - smashingprodigy (11/26/2012) [-]
Dear God, that sounds painful. No, I've never heard of that, but I'm sure a lot of people here have done it. Although I think it's just referred to as "backslapping the hell out of some guy's balls."
One day I threw a football (or as it's referred to here in the U.S., a soccer ball) at a friend's testicular region. He laid on the ground for about 5 minutes, got up, and told me it didn't hurt. I feel really bad about that. He's now living with me. lol
#55521 - mllerayael (11/26/2012) [-]
lmao there are alot of hiarious accidents and "accidents" like that here and tbh since i will never understand the pain it remains one of the funniest things ever XD
I accidently invented the double twang while wrestling with one of my friends it made him cry and as a result i got put on top of the cupboard with buckets of water all round me lol took me ages to get down it was only when i realised it was his flat and i wouldnt have to clear up tat i jumped down lol but im nice so i mopped for him :) so nice
#55522 - smashingprodigy (11/26/2012) [-]
Double twang? I don't see how you can accidentally slap him in the nuts twice. I guess there are ways! Maybe you did it really fast? Anyway, it was nice of you to accept punishment. lol I want to cover the entrance to my friend's room with cups of water, but sadly, we're on the second floor and we have carpet. That would be a grand problem.
#55492 - smashingprodigy (11/26/2012) [-]
It's more fun if you do it in a chair without wheels. Try to spin around once by lifting your chair up about a hundred times while still yelling "WEEEEEEEEEE!" I guarantee you that if you're not smiling, you'll at least be slightly embarrassed for taking my suggestion.
#55497 - mllerayael (11/26/2012) [-]
what you mean go butt bouncing? lmao its not as bad as it sounds me and my mates used to have races where you would sit on a pillow, hold on to it and try and bounce across the room XD thus the butt bouncing race became a tradition lol I would have you know i am bested only by my mate kim so far lol
#55499 - mllerayael (11/26/2012) [-]
yep :) i think the best place we did it as on top of hay bales (you know how farmers cover the big cylindrical ones in plastic well this guy put them in one massive joined line just asking to be raced on lol) and surprisingly o the first tie we did it we were sober but the rest we were usually stoned and weird describes my mates and i perfectly specially at that age :)
#55500 - smashingprodigy (11/26/2012) [-]
I wanna try that, but there are no hay bales around and the big farms are hours away. :(
There ARE horses around where we live, but I doubt they'd like us doing that on them. I'm sure somewhere along the line that's considered animal cruelty, lining them up one by one, playing leapbutt (like leapfrog) on them.
#55503 - smashingprodigy (11/26/2012) [-]
Cops only chase us because they're not being included in all the fun! I'd invite him over for a merry old time of leapbutting horses (not sexually).
I can guarantee you the Olympics would be watched more by younger kids if butt-bouncing was an actual sport. Old people may or may not be turned off by it.
#55508 - mllerayael (11/26/2012) [-]
hahahaha oh crap so we are we really need to top fixating on buttocks lol
I think i could make it into the peanut skaters race :D you cover the floor and last to fall and cross the room wins lol in retrospect me and my mates had waaaay to much free time on our hands and with no net or tv we became pretty inventive lol
|#55468 - what is it that you find gross about it? [+] (5 new replies)||11/26/2012 on Social Board||0|
|#55467 - thats a shame but you shouldn`t let a bad experience cloud you…||11/26/2012 on Social Board||0|
|#55464 - see I have never understood that maybe it`s because i have no … [+] (7 new replies)||11/26/2012 on Social Board||0|
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|#55460 - fair dos but I dont do it to relax or chill out when i`m stres… [+] (10 new replies)||11/26/2012 on Social Board||0|
#55464 - mllerayael (11/26/2012) [-]
see I have never understood that maybe it`s because i have no sense of smell and have smoked since i was 11 so i just can`t see what difference it makes. for the record I love debates so if i ever seem to give a harsh opinion, it`s not personal it`s because i genuinely want to know the side of what ever it is, that i dont see.
|#55459 - hey fellow scotsman :D [+] (9 new replies)||11/26/2012 on Social Board||0|
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