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mllerayael

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Date Signed Up:11/08/2011
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#10256 - sorry i meant more along the lines of what it means to you in …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/09/2013 on Religion Board 0
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#10283 - swiiftninja (02/09/2013) [-]
I find it helps me through hard times and no matter how alone I feel or if everyone gives up on me it's nice to think that someone is always looking out for me
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#10279 - yunouppercase (02/09/2013) [-]
i'd just say that nobody needs a church for beeing religious
#10254 - can anyone here give me their personal definition of christian…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/09/2013 on Religion Board 0
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#10364 - jokeface (02/10/2013) [-]
Christianity is simply the recognition of Jesus of Nazareth as Christ, Son of God, who died for the spiritual redemption of mankind. At its core, it requires no organized church, no traditions, ceremonies, etc. All it requires is the acceptance of Jesus as your Lord and Savior.
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#10322 - eight (02/10/2013) [-]
A religion revolving around the story of a very old, divine, pedophile ghost that raped a young, helpless 13 year old girl, impregnated her and wouldn't allow her to have an abortion so that one day her baby would walk around, abusing his power by performing supposed miracles, harassing the mentally ill, partying with criminals, whores, drinking endless amounts of alcohol and all the while claiming to be the son of the almighty God who tends throws a tantrum and massacres hundreds of thousands of people, animals and plant life when he doesn't get his way.
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#10503 - thezillis (02/11/2013) [-]
Sheeeeeeit
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#10324 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
i may quote you on that lol
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#10255 - kingnarnode (02/09/2013) [-]
an organized religion primarily believing that jesus christ was the son of god... thats how i would put it
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#10256 - mllerayael (02/09/2013) [-]
sorry i meant more along the lines of what it means to you in particular. e.g violence, traditions and such but thanks anyways :)
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#10283 - swiiftninja (02/09/2013) [-]
I find it helps me through hard times and no matter how alone I feel or if everyone gives up on me it's nice to think that someone is always looking out for me
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#10279 - yunouppercase (02/09/2013) [-]
i'd just say that nobody needs a church for beeing religious
#53457 - I know, i`m asking whether its stupid for me to be scared of t…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#53464 - yunouppercase (02/09/2013) [-]
i'd panic if i had to swallow a pill
#23250 - so all Murikans are american but not all americans are murikan…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/09/2013 on Politics - politics news,... -2
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#23292 - CapnInterwebz (02/10/2013) [-]
just sayin'

But yeah there's crazies all over the world, people tend to remember the douchebags and idiots more than the normal people
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#23270 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
then you are very lucky since they are everywhere it`s like how everyone thinks the scottish are whiskey-drinking-kilt-wearing-sarcastic people but we are only a little like that (kind of...)
#68113 - Hi :) how are you all today? Since the world just seems fu…  [+] (42 new replies) 02/09/2013 on Social Board +3
#68121 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
I don't have anything to say about the world, but I do have this.
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#68128 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
i really want a raccoon now!
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#68132 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
There was an Animal Planet program about a guy who saved a baby raccoon and raised it in his own home. As soon as it became an adolescent it started tearing shit up in his house and ruining his walls and furniture. He decided that it was best to leave him back in the woods since it would further damage his home, so he drove about a few miles out and let him go. It was hard for him because he developed an emotional bond with the animal, but it was necessary.

A few days later, he noticed new holes in his cabinets and he saw the same raccoon running around his kitchen. Every time that he would kick it out, it would return. It was hilarious and kinda sad at the same time.
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#68134 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
yea talk about tough :) i suppose its either kick him out or castrate him lol funny how its ok to do that to a dog or cat but not a raccoon..
#68126 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
the adorableness is too much
#68131 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
You might like this one, too.
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#68135 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
slightly gross pugs are really ugly :S
#68138 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
Guess I've made a mistake!
#68139 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
this however.....
#68140 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
It's almost as happy as this snake!
#68141 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
or as cute as this wee owl XD
#68142 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
It's so fuckin' tiny!

I hear owls make good breakfast.
#68144 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
i`m not sure if this is cute or creepy lol
i did not know that
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#68145 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
It's creepy until they're a few weeks old. The same goes for human babies.

I was kidding :D
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#68146 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
i was gorgeous i`ll have you know lol
well now i dont know what to believe and may try owl for breakfast :P
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#68148 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
I have no trouble believing that :)

Let me know if you find any!
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#68149 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
oh you lol
those noisey fuckers ;) are all over Scotland
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#68164 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
I would gladly not give my arm and leg, but I will take them off a person that's not using them.
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#68165 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
who`s not using their arm and leg? they would have to have a pretty serious condition and people might look down on amputating someone who is already handicapped lol
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#68180 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
Did I forget to mention that this person will not have a choice? MWAHAHA

It's ok, I'll use the Kool-aid man's arms and legs.
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#68197 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
yey! monkey brains how posh XD
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#68150 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
I hear one every once in a while. Don't really know what to think of them. I know one is called a barn owl. If it's in a barn (which I doubt), it can be eaten.
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#68151 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
pretty much anything can be eaten when you think about it a butchers near here sells ostrich which i`m not too sure about lol
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#68152 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
That reminds me of an episode of It's Sunny in Philadelphia. Frank walks in on his roommate and friend eating his steaks. He was pretty angry, so he convinced them that it was human meat. They were skeptical and a little unsure, so they went buying different meats from different animals to see which one resembled the taste of "human" meat. They went into an Chinese butcher shop and were not sure what different meats they. One of the butchers overheard them and told them they sold monkey.
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#68154 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
gross imagine trying monkey brains like you get in india D:
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#68160 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
If monkey brains cost an arm and a leg, I expect a monkey arm and a monkey leg as well!
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#68161 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
would you try and replace your own with them?
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#68157 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
I wonder how much that would sell for here in the U.S.
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#68159 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
pretty sure you can get it at the restaurants that actually import stuff from all over the world and costs an arm and a leg lol
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#68120 - ljxjlos (02/09/2013) [-]
Denmark is pretty cool, you just can´t hate the world, when you´re in Denmark.Other than that, you´re right, the world is a pretty shitty place...
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#68118 - Timmietim (02/09/2013) [-]
Amsterdam is pretty ok
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#68119 - mllerayael (02/09/2013) [-]
it is beautiful there :) and my kind of place lol
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#68123 - Timmietim (02/10/2013) [-]
Beautiful depends on what part a lot :P
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#68124 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
mainly the parks and by the river :)
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#68125 - Timmietim (02/10/2013) [-]
Vondelpark is pretty good.
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#68127 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
yea thats the one i was thinking of just couldnt remember it`s name we spent a wee while in that park was very relaxing after how full the streets were
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#68129 - Timmietim (02/10/2013) [-]
Ah. I sometimes bike through it to go to school.
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#68130 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
was very very strange to see prostitutes though
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#68133 - Timmietim (02/10/2013) [-]
Yeah it is pretty weird.
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#68117 - yunouppercase (02/09/2013) [-]
it's not the word's fault i guess.

maybe it has some teenager problems.
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#68115 - alexanderburns (02/09/2013) [-]
The world has Canada.
The world is great.
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#68116 - mllerayael (02/09/2013) [-]
lol i like it :D
#68112 - its a political minefield and a pain in the ass on here becaus…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/09/2013 on Social Board 0
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#68153 - TheseChocodiles (02/10/2013) [-]
I have studied feminism too and it really interested me, I would honestly like to know where I went wrong just to enhance my view.
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#68158 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
Actually i reread over it and i`m don`t think you are, I haven`t done anything called Difference feminism yet. But about radical feminists they weren`t so much for matriarchy as against patriarchy, that women shouldn`t need a man to have a family (so kind of matriarchy but not exactly) and compulsive heterosexuality (which is why people think all radical feminists are lesbians) but once again it has to be considered in its temporal context (late 18th C to early 20th). Does that make any sense lol
#53451 - when i found out one of my bfs was cutting himself (we were ab… 02/09/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#53450 - first get your boyfriend to **** off in any way possible , no …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/09/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#53459 - anon (02/09/2013) [-]
My boyfriend is mentally ill, i don't want to just abandon him, it'd mess him up and we have the same friends, it's just easier to stay. Also he's best friends with my best friends boyfriend.
She's my best friend because i have no one else, i only met her last year, i love her to bits but i've always connected with her bf more. There's no way on earth i can tell her, it will fuck everything up for all 4 of us, where will we live? He told me to act like it never happened, so i feel a little used that he just expects me to forget.
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#53462 - mllerayael (02/09/2013) [-]
god i sound condescending sorry lol
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#53461 - mllerayael (02/09/2013) [-]
you are his girlfriend, not his carer, don`t mess up your self trying to look after someone like that
you only have one life (i really fucking hate the phrase YOLO but i can`t deny the basic truth of it) and do you really want to spend it thinking of everyone else all the time?
no matter what happens just remember this time next year you will be looking back at now from a completely different place
#53449 - so the doctor says i`m depressed because i sleep all day or no…  [+] (10 new replies) 02/09/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
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#53481 - thedumbledore (02/10/2013) [-]
To be honest, a doctor alone should not be prescribing these things. I have a Doctor and a Clinical Psychologist helping me to get the right pills, as I am very sensitive to side effects of meds. I did, at first only have a doctor- who was less than helpful.

What do you mean 'things they thought were wrong with me'? He prescribed multiple medications for mood? I am not a doctor, but I do know that LOT of that stuff interacts and can be pretty dangerous taken together . Do you actually mean 18 different medications for mood? If so, run as far away from that doc as possible.

I know how you feel though, I ended up taking an SSRI and tramadol (for unrelated pain). I took a bad reaction to it, and I was scared to take meds for a few months. Just try to ease into it, but really- you do have a good reason here. Check that what you are being given is correct, waking up in a pool of blood is never a good sign.
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#53483 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
no i had beta-blockers, antidepressants, a drug to try and stop the bleeding and a couple of other things besides. by "they thought" i mean the fact that i went to them because i was sleeping about 13/16 hours a day and had heart palpatations and after one month of doing and taking what they said to i was sleeping always over 20 hours a day most of the time when i was up i didnt even move, even thinking was too much effort so my mate took me to the hospital after he found me the first time and they gave me some more meds to take to stop me sleeping and sent me home where i did the same thing except was awake i just stared at the tv for so long i dont actually remember much else tbh so i really dont trust doctors.
I took the first one earlier i think i will try these ones since my mate says they are ok but the first sign of trouble i`m not sure what i`ll do, change doctor again so they can do the same thing?
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#53469 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
That means you were part of a Satanic ritual.

Anyway, I hope you made mention of the pool of blood to your doctors; perhaps there were some side effects that your doctors forgot to make clear. Try it out for a few days and if the same thing happens, ask for an alternative to your medication.
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#53471 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
Yey who wouldnt love for to be part of a satanic ritual lol
cheers prodigy I did and he just looked at me like "i really dont care just hurry up and get out" my doctor really doesnt like me for some reason lol omaybe its the satanic aura?? :)
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#53472 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
Satanic rituals are all the rage these days. Perhaps doctors don't want to partake in their patients' satanic endeavors.

Have you considered getting a second opinion or switching doctors?
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#53473 - mllerayael (02/10/2013) [-]
i`ve had to change doctor just about every year so i`ll just keep him till i have to move again :)
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#53474 - smashingprodigy (02/10/2013) [-]
Hopefully it's not too much medication. Enjoy it with some cake!
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#53455 - markowuzhere (02/09/2013) [-]
I doubt you'll find any doctors/psychologists on kids website.
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#53457 - mllerayael (02/09/2013) [-]
I know, i`m asking whether its stupid for me to be scared of taking antidepressants again or just a general opinion sorry if that wasn`t clear.
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#53464 - yunouppercase (02/09/2013) [-]
i'd panic if i had to swallow a pill
#68015 - very right if there was ever such a thing :D 02/09/2013 on Social Board 0