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#256 - smashingprodigy (12/13/2012) [-]
May the best assassin win.
May the best assassin win.
User avatar #281 to #256 - mllerayael (12/16/2012) [-]
although that may be what they would expect i mean come on who would expect an assassin to have a bright turquoise car XD
User avatar #282 to #281 - smashingprodigy (12/16/2012) [-]
Our bright turquoise Accord would be our ************** cover-up car. The black one will only be used at night. :P

We should think about having a headquarters building!
User avatar #283 to #282 - mllerayael (12/16/2012) [-]
but where thats the question i mean i can think of some pretty awesome buildings i'd copy but where to put them...switzerland? political haven
User avatar #284 to #283 - smashingprodigy (12/16/2012) [-]
Switzerland is a great choice! Although I'm sure I'd mostly place my hq there for the sights.
#285 to #284 - mllerayael (12/16/2012) [-]
les diablerets is where i stayed when i went there was so amazingly beautiful i eve know someone with a wee villa there we could totally use it beautiful scenery and culture for you legal to grow weed for me everyones happy XD
User avatar #286 to #285 - smashingprodigy (12/16/2012) [-]
Holy hell, that's amazing. I've always wanted to visit places like that and just enjoy my time there. I swear whenever I get a good career on my hands, I'll visit other countries every once in a while and stay at places like these (les diablerets included).
User avatar #287 to #286 - mllerayael (12/16/2012) [-]
a good career? i kinda just up and leave if i feel like it no point in waiting for the opportunity to pass :) mind you i have been very lucky to have alot of opportunities to travel i'm going to india next year can't wait XD and you have to put scotland on your list as wet as it is lol
User avatar #288 to #287 - smashingprodigy (12/16/2012) [-]
Unfortunately I don't have the funds to just up and leave, especially for something that is overseas. With the field I'm going in, I should be able to make a good living in the U.S. and still get to travel to many European countries. Scotland is also placed on my list! :P

And India, awesome! Is there a special occasion?
User avatar #289 to #288 - mllerayael (12/16/2012) [-]
i suppose its harder to travel as much when your somewhere as big as the US, here its all pretty much close together and yea its my mates 21st so her dad (since her parents are seperated and he doesnt do much) guitily bought her whatever she wanted and she wanted a ten day stay in india for her and her two best mates so free trip to india XD
User avatar #290 to #289 - smashingprodigy (12/16/2012) [-]
There's not really much reason for us to travel far west in the U.S. unless it's to visit family in California. If it's somewhere that far, we go by plane. There's no way to get to Ireland, Scotland, France, Italy, etc. by car, so plane is the obvious choice :D Maybe I can visit some overseas FJ friends!

The trip sounds like it'll be a lot of fun! And yay for free! Hope it's great!

User avatar #291 to #290 - mllerayael (12/16/2012) [-]
can you imagine how epic it would be to have a fj party XD you should come here to the grey miserable but beautiful scottish countryside(ish) :D
thanks i really hope so too XD another continent to cross off my list which is amazing i hope to have been to all of them by the time i'm fifty :D
User avatar #292 to #291 - smashingprodigy (12/17/2012) [-]
How we socialize online does not reflect our offline behavior. Too many of us would be socially awkward in person. lol

I plan on visiting Europe as much as I can, so I'll probably be making multiple trips to Scotland :)

That seems like an amazing feat! I hope you accomplish it!
User avatar #293 to #292 - mllerayael (12/17/2012) [-]
its fine we could always revert back to laptops :) and for those of us that drink its a very effective social lubricant
trust me scotalnd doesnt really merit multiple trips i mean since its my home country (more or less) i guess i've just seen to much of its bad side to think it would be as good as somewhere like rome :)
User avatar #294 to #293 - smashingprodigy (12/17/2012) [-]
Laptops won't be as fun though. A lot of people on social though (I can name a few) won't exactly get along and they aren't exactly pleasant.

A new place and a new day is a new experience, so I wouldn't mind visiting familiar spots time and time again.
User avatar #295 to #294 - mllerayael (12/17/2012) [-]
tbh i wasnt thinking of everyone on social or that i was thinking of a select few ;) and true but i think if it was people who got on and that they would have as much difficulty getting in real life :)
I guess :) i can think of loads of places i would revisit in the world but only one in scotland but the funny thing is is i have traveled more in Europe than in Scotland lol
User avatar #296 to #295 - smashingprodigy (12/17/2012) [-]
I've actually thought about that, inviting some of my fj friends (and maybe a few irl friends) to a tinychat group. I'll probably give it a go one day. What do you think?

In the U.S., I'd probably like to visit New York a few times and maybe travel to some mountains here.
User avatar #297 to #296 - mllerayael (12/17/2012) [-]
why not whats the worst that could happen :)
I would love to spend a day in new york but i would probably have a claustrophobic attack surrounded by that many people on all sides so i would love to go to that national park with the lake thats sort of in an open roofed cave if that makes any sense ive seen photos and it looks amazing and i would love to go to see the grand canyon properly not just drive around for 4 hours till we get told we are slowly making our way into the bottom of the canyon and need a permit and all that bollocks like last time
#257 to #256 - mllerayael (12/13/2012) [-]
first mistake :P
User avatar #258 to #257 - smashingprodigy (12/13/2012) [-]
I tried looking for a cool image like that, but it only came up with surgical gloves and mittens.
User avatar #259 to #258 - mllerayael (12/13/2012) [-]
well surgical ones would do as well i guess so who should we go for first?
User avatar #260 to #259 - smashingprodigy (12/13/2012) [-]
I'm afraid someone might actually begin to monitor our activity. lol

And I don't know, did you have someone in mind?
User avatar #261 to #260 - mllerayael (12/13/2012) [-]
ssssshhh its fine no one will ever know ;) i was thinking the coulay guy (don't know how its spelt) he's a bit of a dick lol
#262 to #261 - smashingprodigy (12/14/2012) [-]
Coulay guy? Describe him.

I thought you were talking about this at first.
User avatar #263 to #262 - mllerayael (12/14/2012) [-]
thats exactly who i was talking about look at him what a dick :)
User avatar #264 to #263 - smashingprodigy (12/14/2012) [-]
That bastard has caused property damage all over the world making inappropriate remarks like "Oh, yeah" without feeling any remorse! That bastard must go!
User avatar #265 to #264 - mllerayael (12/14/2012) [-]
damn right! I mean in family guy he's not even wearing clothes such public indecency cannot be tolerated!
User avatar #266 to #265 - smashingprodigy (12/14/2012) [-]
Don't forget to mention his lack of fashion. That's probably his biggest crime against humanity.
User avatar #268 to #266 - mllerayael (12/14/2012) [-]
anyone you would like to put on the list :)
User avatar #269 to #268 - smashingprodigy (12/14/2012) [-]
I'm not a big fan of Alvin and the Chipmunks. Those little ***** .
User avatar #270 to #269 - mllerayael (12/14/2012) [-]
added to the list their voices are just too goddamn high
User avatar #271 to #270 - smashingprodigy (12/14/2012) [-]
It's not their voices that annoy me as much. It's the fact that they CHOOSE to sing and the fact that they almost never create their own songs and instead just cover famous musicians and Christmas songs. Another annoyance is that this has created a fad on youtube and that they keep having sequels!
User avatar #267 to #266 - mllerayael (12/14/2012) [-]
definitely he`s going down
User avatar #272 to #267 - smashingprodigy (12/14/2012) [-]
Oh, we should drown the chipmunks IN the Kool-aid man's blood!
User avatar #273 to #272 - mllerayael (12/14/2012) [-]
OMG YES! I knew this would work :)
User avatar #274 to #273 - smashingprodigy (12/14/2012) [-]
But before then, we can share and enjoy a drink from the Kool-aid man's head!
#275 to #274 - mllerayael (12/14/2012) [-]
pic pretty relevant we have an accord :D
User avatar #276 to #275 - smashingprodigy (12/14/2012) [-]
I look forward to our missions.

The Honda Accord will be our getaway vehicle.
User avatar #277 to #276 - mllerayael (12/14/2012) [-]
as do i :) ooooh purty car nice choice
User avatar #278 to #277 - smashingprodigy (12/14/2012) [-]
I wish there were some truth to our conversations; I'd love to assassinate those chipmunks.

And thanks! You mentioned accord, so that's the obvious choice!
User avatar #279 to #278 - mllerayael (12/15/2012) [-]
it would be pretty epic to be two assassins roaming around in a honda accord XD
User avatar #280 to #279 - smashingprodigy (12/15/2012) [-]
We won't be so discrete in a light colored car, so we should purchase a black one. And at least our getaways will be successful. Good mileage! lol
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