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#7 - Picture 02/11/2015 on I am fire. 0
#3 - There only seems to be one in particular who's followers destr…  [+] (12 new replies) 02/10/2015 on Old repost, new meme +2
User avatar #11 - canadiantrekker (02/10/2015) [-]
> implying islam is the only violent religion
User avatar #13 - alfonshister (02/10/2015) [-]
>implying Islam tells you to kill innocent people
User avatar #15 - canadiantrekker (02/10/2015) [-]
Islam does tell you to kill inncoent people. It is a vile, disgusting belief, and should be treated as such.

Quran (5:33) - "The punishment of those who wage war against Allah and His messenger and strive to make mischief in the land is only this, that they should be murdered or crucified or their hands and their feet should be cut off on opposite sides or they should be imprisoned; this shall be as a disgrace for them in this world, and in the hereafter they shall have a grievous chastisement"

Quran (8:12) - "I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieve. Therefore strike off their heads and strike off every fingertip of them"

Quran (9:73) - "O Prophet! strive hard against the unbelievers and the hypocrites and be unyielding to them; and their abode is hell, and evil is the destination."
#18 - anon (02/10/2015) [-]
I found it. The asshole canadian.
User avatar #20 - canadiantrekker (02/10/2015) [-]
That's right, insult me. If you had an argument you would probably use that instead of arguments but clearly you don't have one.
User avatar #17 - alfonshister (02/10/2015) [-]
m80 you said it yourself. "those who wage war".Those verses were even sent during wartime. you even ignore the continuation of the first verse you mentionned that tells you those you shall not attack those who dont fight you.
On the other hand, you completely ignore another verse that tells you to stick to treaties, EVEN when the other side keeps breaking them (10:7, Al-Taubah).
that doesn't work out my friend. The stick has two ends.
User avatar #21 - canadiantrekker (02/10/2015) [-]
yeah, you are doing this little thing called cherrypicking. You think because it has some good aspects, that it must all be about good. If it says to kill people who disagree with your religion, then it is a hateful, violent religion, it is as simple as that. And I never said it was consistent.

You are making seem like islam is a peaceful religion because of some peaceful parts, but that same logic works against you because you could make the same argument that it is a violent religion because it has some violent parts.

And so what if it says "wage war"? Waging war against someone does not mean that you started it. It could easily include instances where the muslims are the provokers.

Plus you just ignored the other two quotes. Probably because there is no getting around the fact that they prove my point perfectly.

check please
User avatar #22 - alfonshister (02/10/2015) [-]
>they prove my point perfectly
My friend, we both read the quote that tells you "Pacta servata sunt" and other quotations that tell you the rules of a fight. In other words, you stick to treaties, and in case of war you do this and that. i dont see a problem.

>you are doing this little thing called cherrypicking
YOU did the cherrypicking, you took the half of a verse and left the other one out. Watch what you are saying. Why didn't you bring up the verse that tells you not to break contracts? Why didn't you read the exactly next verse saying you should not kill those who are not fighting?! Seriously, that made me a bit upset.

>it has some violent laws
Violent laws for violent crimes. Now we can discuss wether death sentence is just or injust, but that's another story

>It could easily include instances where the muslims are the provokers
if there is a peace contract then a muslim country WONT start war. If they dont attack you you dont fight back. i dont see the problem.

User avatar #24 - canadiantrekker (02/11/2015) [-]
So with all of the war happenning with muslims involved, you are saying that none of the fighting was provoked by muslims? Are you serious? Do you think they are perfect little faries or something?

The "violent crimes" you are referencing are in the eyes of islam, anyone who does not believe. It says right there, if you disbelieve, you are an enemy and deserve to die. I don't see how you can dodge around that.

Why should I not fight back if someone attacks me? If i was in a islamic area right now and it became known that I was a christian (which im not, but for the sake of the argument ), they would torture and kill me. tell me what I did that was so wrong. It would be stupid to put myself int hat position, sure, but I didn't actually do anything wrong.

You don't seem to understand a simple fact. Islam tells you to kill people on the single fact that they disbelieve. It tells you that rape is ok. It allows men to marry children. It serves the man and treats him as a god. I teaches to hate all those who are different. You could show me any quote you want saying something good about islam and i could show you one showing how awful it is. And as long as it dictates such horrible atrocities, it qualifies as a hateful, violent, degenerate piece of shit belief.
#25 - alfonshister (02/11/2015) [-]
my friend, we are talking about Islam, thus what the religion allows and what not. If we start talking about people we must remember that people make mistakes, and you can't blame a religion for people's mistakes

"If you disbelieve, you are an enemy and deserve to die" but when? during war. done. It's almost as if you want to force a contradiction here.

meeeep. that's completely made-up. how are you going to explain that there are still tons of ancient churches and synagoges? Muslim countries. would have had centuries to do that if what you said was true. THis doesn't add up.

And in that last passage you are going full retard. i already told you why this killing stuff is completely made up.

The punishment for sex outside of marriage is 70 whiplashes, ofc, in case of rape only for the rapist , and even more if that guy is actually married. Do you even know what you are talking about?

"It allows men to marry children". Where did you take this one from? everyone keeps saying it but nobody can quote the Qur'an on that. it's almost as if people just tsaid it to justify blind hate.

"treats the man as god". No my friend. THere is a differene between man and woman, and Islam recommends to split responsibilities, You can rely on what is said if you like it, but you can't force someone to infringe that if they dont want to.

No really, everything you said in that passage was exaggerated or a complete lie.

How about some education.
User avatar #26 - canadiantrekker (02/11/2015) [-]
Your ability to avoid and deformt he truth is staggering. Are you saying Islam condones no violence outside of war? Are you serious? That is simply not true, and even if it was, it does not mean much because Islamic countries are always in a state of war.

I dont see what your statement about churches has to do with anything at all.

Muhamed had a child wife. And allah said that that he thought that muhamed was the perfect man sooo, no getting around that one.

Yeah, there is a difference between men and women, that does not justify attacking and killing women just because they dont want to cover their faces? Or if a women is raped, it is her fault right? No, the differences between men and women laid out by islam are to denegrate and ensalve the women.

you just keep dodging over and over again. It says in islam that you should kill those who disbelieve. Its as simple as that. You can twist the truth all you want but there is no hiding that fact. I don't see how you are unable to see what is so clearly laid out. If an ideology says to hurt those just for disagreeing, thatn it is a hateful ideology. Simple.

But im done arguing, this is going nowhere
User avatar #27 - alfonshister (02/11/2015) [-]
Gice me source on that child thingy. Everyone says it and nobody can verify it. heh.

"deform the truth"
instead of complaining you should tell me whrere i'm wrong m80.

and again, you post BS and dont even know it. When a woman gets raped the rapist is punished publicly, 70 whiplashes. did you even read what i wrote?

and attacking and killing women for not covering their faces? you know they can themselves choose wether they want to cover it completely or or partially (2:256 Al Baqarah: "No compulsion in the religion", look it up. im surprised you didn't bring this one up. maybe because it doesn't prove your point.)

and in your last paragraph you ignored what i wrote again. i already told you, it's a verse about how to behave in war, there is not hiding, you are just ignoring that fact. What you do is called "cherrypicking". THe problem you are complaining about is the result of your ignorance.

Then again, i'll assume you think the governments of those countries are muslim. They aren't. Look at Assad, Ben-Ali, Or the Saudi King. Parties with alcohol, opressing Muslims and other innocent people. THis is not Islam. Taking this as example is one of the bigget mistakes one can make.

Dont you dare use this excuse to stop discussing. Then again, ignoring the facts i brining to you is not called discussing. Try again.
#2 - ***** he came here to serve not to get served 02/10/2015 on Ball is life year 0 +1
#3 - I'd rather we be gun crazy then be left at the mercy of cultur…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2015 on Gun Country +48
#4 - anon (02/09/2015) [-]
we're both.
#7 - I see. One is "progressive" and wants to valiantly w…  [+] (10 new replies) 02/08/2015 on Marvel v DC smackdown +136
User avatar #183 - TarnRazor (02/08/2015) [-]
Are you actually upset at them showing more racial diversity? We're talking about a couple people who aren't white not starting an ethnic cleansing jeez.
#195 - hinrik (02/08/2015) [-]
Noone is upset about that, what upsets people is that they are changing loved characters like Thor and Captain America. Just make new ones don't change the ones you already have. Imagine the shitstorm if Wonder Woman was changed into a man or Black Panther became white, but I guess discrimination is only okay when its white males that get picked on.
#203 - anon (02/08/2015) [-]
To put my own two cents in as anon, I agree. I feel like even though you're white, its not fair to have a character whos been established as a person for multiple decades to be changed.

I am a redheaded female who was brutally bullied in school for my hair (I was the only red head) and looked up to Annie (from the movie) and got to play her for a little school parade. Was happier than shit. But to have her changed to a different person later on kind of hurt me in a way. Its not a racism thing but definitely felt like my old representation of me was taken away and replaced.

I guess its making other little girls happy so thats fine.
#158 - anon (02/08/2015) [-]
oh no, someone is replacing white superhero number 948 with someone who looks kinda brownish and is female. Won't someone please think of the white people?
#102 - ruebezahl (02/08/2015) [-]
What is the point of that tradition though? At some point, all the stories you can tell with a certain character have been told. At some point, you have gone through all possible crossover combinations. Then, all you can do is either retire the character or do some kind of drastic change.

I have been reading comics since the 70's according to a recent poll, I am possibly the oldest user on this site and I don't know if I need another story where the Peter Parker Spider-Man fights Doc Ock or the Rhino. What's the point? It's all been done before. Every story has been told. Then told again. Then retconned. Then retold. Fuck tradition. I don't really need a scientologist transgender half-aborigine Spider-Man, but I also don't need the Peter Parker Spider-Man anymore, because he'll always be there in hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of back issues of Amazing/Web of/Spectacular/Sensational/Cocksucking/Whatever Spider-Man. Same for Clark Kent, Bruce Wayne or whoever else.

You want the old characters? Read the old comics. They were better anyway yes, I am old and nostalgic, but I liked comics in the 80's where they told the same amount of story on one page that they now tell in a whole issue.
User avatar #23 - alonetime (02/08/2015) [-]
i believe its called widening your audience
#153 - elaxx (02/08/2015) [-]
Ah yes, good old cultural enrichment.
User avatar #168 - alonetime (02/08/2015) [-]
thats not so much cultural enrichment as it is shariah enforcement nice try though

side-note: coffee isnt haram
#72 - kinginthenorth (02/08/2015) [-]
As if there's absolutely no black/female comic readers
User avatar #170 - alonetime (02/08/2015) [-]
well they want more, so they'll appeal to them
#16 - Let me guess, his name is Travis, he despises Obama without kn…  [+] (10 new replies) 02/08/2015 on Feels incoming -87
#84 - dasbrot (02/08/2015) [-]
Chevy fanboy, I presume?
#79 - anon (02/08/2015) [-]
Let me guess, your name is Ted, you love Obama without knowing why, you drive a hybrid, and you'd be smoking pot if you weren't typing stupid shit on the internet.
User avatar #74 - icanexplain (02/08/2015) [-]
what wrong with that
#29 - klutzyspy (02/08/2015) [-]
chewing. .a city? what?
User avatar #26 - damitfel (02/08/2015) [-]
What are you talking about? Travis? What makes you think her name is Travis? I mean it's bad enough she's gotta eat alone but now she's gotta deal with little shits like you too. smh
#18 - lwinsanity (02/08/2015) [-]
Let me guess, your name is Gerald, you love the smell of your own farts, you drive a Prius, and you'd be suckin' dick if you had a choice.
#194 - anon (02/09/2015) [-]
I like the smell of my own farts too
#25 - deadinferno (02/08/2015) [-]
#17 - anon (02/08/2015) [-]
that was seriously the stupids thing I've read all day, you should be ashamed of yourself
User avatar #22 - xxDanvelxx (02/08/2015) [-]
You're name is Ludovic, you are that weird ginger fat kid in the back of class in middle school who is avoided by everyone because of his weird name and personality. You let out your anger over being neglected by posting anonymously on Funnyjunk and choking your chicken to gay furry porn.
#3 - Every state where jailbreaking iDevices is possible  [+] (4 new replies) 02/08/2015 on finna drive it +7
User avatar #4 - xXMAQXx (02/08/2015) [-]
so Hyrule only.... got it
#27 - anon (02/08/2015) [-]
nah... i'm pretty sure you can jailbreak a device in any country.
User avatar #32 - chillybilly (02/08/2015) [-]
He was making a joke, anon.
#34 - anon (02/08/2015) [-]
as the slow understanding of what he meant creeps over me, i feel only shame for being so blind.
#6 - THIS 02/04/2015 on My life -1
#18 - The Clone Wars, an animated Star Wars TV show on cartoon netwo…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2015 on Fuck your honor! +14
#121 - ryendan (02/03/2015) [-]
Shibby, thanks
#16 - What happened to the warriors at Thermopylae?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2015 on Fuck your honor! +1
User avatar #26 - calcor (02/03/2015) [-]
many death much glory and eating in hell
#5 - Yee 01/31/2015 on Oh the irony... +7
#50 - This past week I've been waking up at 7 to hit the gym and lif…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2015 on Tinder Guide 2/Motivational... 0
User avatar #55 - sethbean (01/31/2015) [-]
That's good improvement brother. You should seriously consider lifting weights. Check out r/gainit.
#2 - *Masculinism  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2015 on I need Meninism +1
User avatar #3 - poorpup (01/31/2015) [-]
Meninism is the joke one
#4 - If only your wallet was like mine, she'd forsure be wet for you  [+] (9 new replies) 01/31/2015 on *Rrrrriiiiiipppppp* +23
#65 - godofhorizons (01/31/2015) [-]
I think it's cool. Maroon can go fuck himself.
#50 - ThekidsTEN (01/31/2015) [-]
Mine is a designer leather one I got from my aunt. I don't know why I keep getting random gifts from her. Last christmas I got an engineering textbook. I'm not an engineer
User avatar #16 - theshrekening (01/31/2015) [-]
I had that exact wallet. Emphasis on had
User avatar #9 - breakfastskippa (01/31/2015) [-]
Edgy as fuck, how many maidens have you saved with that pocket knife?
#68 - anon (02/01/2015) [-]
what pocket knife
User avatar #8 - Maroon (01/31/2015) [-]
where's the pocket for your collapsable fedora?
User avatar #11 - magtron (01/31/2015) [-]
my wallets an adventure time wallet =-=
User avatar #15 - butwhynot (01/31/2015) [-]
My wallet is made of duct tape.
User avatar #69 - magtron (02/01/2015) [-]
my best friend bought me the wallet cause she was tired that i had a duct tape one that made me look like a bum jokes on her my wallets so used up it looks like i found it on the ground
#12 - 2001 A SPACE ODYSSEY - 03 Requiem for Soprano, Me…: 01/30/2015 on Screaming Wieners +1
#4 - And that people come from all over the world to receive treatm…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/30/2015 on American Health Care -3
User avatar #30 - ninjaroo (01/30/2015) [-]
The only time I've ever personally been to hospital I got surgery within half an hour of getting there.
#12 - phonicghost (01/30/2015) [-]
That kinda of attitude has always annoyed me. I have a friend from the Republic of Ireland (I'm in Northern Ireland, part of the UK) who acts like they have the best system where you need health insurance and the National Health Service here is such a bad system, but completely ignores the fact that it is just as easy to go private, but if you're poor you can wait a bit longer and get it free.
#6 - anon (01/30/2015) [-]
No one in the world has ever waited eons for treatment, by that time, they'd be dead - this entire generation would be.

What are you, 12?
#3 - He lived 30+ years wrestling with his identity, suppressing hi…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/30/2015 on Imbaciles focus on the shirt +68
#32 - misterblack (01/30/2015) [-]
Sir, there's only one god and he doesn't-- fuck, wrong movie.
#22 - vorigan (01/30/2015) [-]
Totally in agreement with you here - never saw a Superman film before this one and downright loved it. Yes, Metropolis was near to complete destruction but Kal-El had no training against his own kind plus he was significantly younger than Zod and his crew. It's a miracle the Earth wasn't destroyed let alone a city.

Tried watching the Christopher Reeves films after and simply got bored.

Sauce for image is Superman vs the Elite, and yes that is Superman saying "wankers".
#4 - saxmo (01/30/2015) [-]
> to make an omelet you have to crack a few eggs

Yea you gotta crack a few eggs not bomb the whole coop
User avatar #49 - deadlydong (01/30/2015) [-]
same logic tho
#37 - anon (01/30/2015) [-]
There are 2469501 cities in the world, and you're going to criticizes Superman because he saved 2469500?

Basically here's what you look like atm: "HUURR DURRGH"
User avatar #27 - toosexyforyou (01/30/2015) [-]
Yeah it's a shame that Zod wasn't as retarded as a Dragonball villain and could be lured elsewhere.
User avatar #8 - ritzrules (01/30/2015) [-]
You've never seen me make an omelette then...
#18 - Needs more Delta Squad 01/30/2015 on Crossover Comp Part 4 +1
#18 - Sorry to hear that m8, they were my first concert ever in 2008… 01/30/2015 on ouch 0
#28 - I finally watched these 2 weeks ago, deciding to give in and s… 01/30/2015 on Spider-Man's girlfriend +2
#35 - >Be me 3 months ago >Chatting with a girl through T… 01/27/2015 on Anon uses Tinder +22
#32 - Then give us some pointers  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2015 on Anon uses Tinder -1
User avatar #33 - danniegurl (01/27/2015) [-]
refer to #21
#5 - I got a nutribullet Sunday and have pledged myself to juicing …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/16/2015 on Smoothie +1
#7 - anon (01/16/2015) [-]
instead of using water use yogurt.
also put some small amounts of sugar of stevia in there.
User avatar #6 - darkor (01/16/2015) [-]
#14 - Swell with IQ and income equivalent to typical season lose/win…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2015 on Superbowl 0
User avatar #34 - amonahan (01/10/2015) [-]
Lose/win so like.... 14-2 (losses first) = 142 IQ. That's not so bad. You can get a decent job with that IQ
#10 - They should host their meetings at venues built by women. Oh wait... 01/10/2015 on How to wash your dishes +1


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I made my own Bane costume yesterday. I can't wait till Halloween!
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