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#9 - Nothing beats a good lemon party. Would you be able to refer m…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/22/2016 on me irl +16
#16 - HARTATTACK (08/22/2016) [-]
#5 - That's unfortunate. It's also unfortunate how that reaction pi…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/15/2016 on the tooth saber +2
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#7 - captainprincess (08/15/2016) [-]
I cant remember properly
I do remember "I trusted you" was in there but you might not have said chosen one

but he also might have I can almost recall him saying that
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#9 - zschalberg (08/15/2016) [-]
"You were the chosen one! You were supposed to destroy the sith, not join them! Bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness!"
"I hate you!"
"You were my brother Anakin; I loved you."
*Burning noises*
#23 - captainprincess (08/15/2016) [-]
shit
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#6 - yunch (08/15/2016) [-]
What's more unfortunate is that you care.
#23 - Anarcho capitalism 08/15/2016 on AnCap Comp, p4 0
#10 - Ah yes, good ole Nair. Fond memories of using it on my body in…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/31/2016 on Always read the label +12
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#19 - orangadink (07/31/2016) [-]
I once accidently masturbated with Nair still have the scars
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#44 - tevenz (08/01/2016) [-]
show me
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#49 - orangadink (08/01/2016) [-]
At the risk of getting b&, no. However, I can give you a pretty good visual representarion. It looks like if you had a scab on your hand you couldn't stop picking, so it warped the skin and left a line, so a scar. Bout 5 mm under the rim of the dick head.
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#11 - weaponologist (07/31/2016) [-]
Sometimes I dip my testicles in Nair for that warm and fuzzy feeling I get, y'know?
#6 - I need, gopherchucks! 07/25/2016 on Kung fu Pow 0
#6 - The problem is just that games nowadays are harder to be truly…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/25/2016 on pok +4
#26 - skebaba (07/25/2016) [-]
BULL.FUCKING.SHIT. Games are more easily emotionally investable now, due to the characters actually getting better stories and the stories have over all improved to movie quality these days. Also better graphics make them look more realistic, thus more relatable.
#85 - anon (07/26/2016) [-]
Realism doesn't necessarily make a game better or more relatable. If anything, in many cases things are starting to look so real that they're fucking boring to look at.
#87 - skebaba (07/26/2016) [-]
It still makes characters more emotionally relatable than 1 pixel that doesn't look like anything. That was the subject.
#80 - professorjaded (07/25/2016) [-]
What an idiotic opinion! If you want realism, I'd rather go for a better physics engine than graphics. A game can look like the Mona Lisa, but if it plays like shit then it's going to be a shit game. A game that plays good, but looks like shit will still be remembered as a good game.
#2 - Growing up with BTAS it is so bittersweet finally seeing Harle… 07/25/2016 on 2 +4
#9 - And then you try it yourself and this guy pops up  [+] (25 new replies) 07/24/2016 on How to hunt rabbit +357
#96 - shunkahawolf (07/25/2016) [-]
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#91 - alpacalypse (07/25/2016) [-]
I would be thrilled, I've only seen 3 living wild tarantulas since moving to texas
#88 - affix (07/25/2016) [-]
You start tapping, and it immediately jumps out of its hole, grabbing your hand.
#103 - animedudej (07/27/2016) [-]
"shhh- only nightmares now"
#86 - ultronyourgod (07/25/2016) [-]
#85 - psychadelicace (07/25/2016) [-]
can you not
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#77 - vladhellsing (07/25/2016) [-]
Motherfuckin' wolf spider.
#83 - anon (07/25/2016) [-]
Story time, once when I was younger , about 5-7 years old somewhere in there I had a beanie baby collection and one of them was a grey spider. I remember one day i get pissed about something and grab said beanie baby spider and chuck it across my room as im leaving.

I come back and eventually see it perched on the wall above an electric socket with stuff plugged in. For a brief moment in my child mind i thought, huh this is odd its not really balanced but then I just go to pick it up anyway. Well turns out it was a big big big wolf spider, it kinda attack moded at me and lunged off the wall and luckily it didnt get on me cause I have fast as fuck reflexes and I was scared shitless.

I hoofed it out of there and made my mom vacuum it up. I then proceeded to put my beanie baby spider away forever bc i never wanted to almost pick up another spider thinking that was it.
#70 - mytwocents (07/25/2016) [-]
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#79 - bobtombobbob (07/25/2016) [-]
What kind of rocket is that I see no backblast
#78 - anon (07/25/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**Golly this looks fake as fuck.

-RPG with ridiculous vertical climb.
-Target explodes the instant he pulls the trigger.
-The obvious computer generated barrel smoke that vanishes near instantly.
-The fake projectile that he conveniently lifts out of frame with the fake recoil so you don't see that it didn't leave the tube.
-And the real kicker, there's no rear exhaust.

I feel bad for the guy at the end who has to fake an applause for this really poorly made scene.
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#94 - swaggerwagon (07/25/2016) [-]
im not disagreeing with you, im just saying, RPGs travel faster than most people think and it would be instant impact at that range.
#68 - erble (07/25/2016) [-]
yeah, I expected a snek
#62 - drperzik (07/25/2016) [-]
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#69 - smileycrabman (07/25/2016) [-]
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#50 - europe (07/25/2016) [-]
it stares right into my soul
#36 - ninjapony (07/25/2016) [-]
nope
#26 - anotherponyaccount (07/25/2016) [-]
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#25 - protomanrulezz (07/25/2016) [-]
I'd cuddle him
everything needs cuddles
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#67 - mutzaki (07/25/2016) [-]
I'm next.
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#23 - deroderpderp (07/25/2016) [-]
Thing is, i torch all these types of holes.
God, i had no clue rabbits lived in them.
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#19 - loganmadder (07/25/2016) [-]
it's like a spooky rabbit
it's fuzzy and has big eyes
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#17 - amonlavtar (07/25/2016) [-]
Where's Samwise when you need him
#10 - godofchaos (07/25/2016) [-]
High Risk High Reward
#2 - Comment deleted 07/22/2016 on spooderman pls 0
#10 - Do you have cravings? I swear I can resist any temptation othe…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2016 on 8mo tha of progress 0
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#13 - ablakguy (07/22/2016) [-]
Cravings are easy once you know what to replace it with. If its sweets then fruit is a thing, sweet drinks also have better options. Try cutting up meat into small peices to get rid of any salty cravings.
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#11 - Sperit (07/22/2016) [-]
Not really
You get over them quickly
Soda was a hard habit to kick but other then that I am usually fine