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#32 - South Park did it at first, then ran out of timeless issues. I… 07/17/2016 on watching the news 0
#173 - I love these. Does anyone have more? Or the original?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2016 on Random shit on my phone 73 0
#174 - freshkeks (07/02/2016) [-]
that is the original
#89 - I love scenes like this. Having some humanistic fun in times o… 06/20/2016 on There is no punchline to... +7
#39 - Horned Toad is a funny name for a pupper.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2016 on why indeed +6
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#41 - twoeyedcyclops (06/19/2016) [-]
I've seen worse names. Like...cat...or frog...or melissa referencing a real girl...inb4 BSDM
#141 - scienceexplain plz 06/14/2016 on HOT BALL OF NICKEL VS STUFF 0
#6 - Only in dark dimensions can a dog/suitcase hybrid exist.  [+] (5 new replies) 06/06/2016 on Nysua Birai Ryth Keviab +17
#7 - yugiohkris (06/07/2016) [-]
*best dog/suitcase
#8 - blazingsoul (06/07/2016) [-]
I recently starting playing this game and on my second run I made it to winter and died because I was running low on food and sanity so I decided to try and kill pigmen for food..... it didn't end well. Berries were so slow to grow and rabbits took too long and didn't provide enough food. And for sanity flowers were hard to find and even wearing the flower headdress couldn't keep my sanity up enough, starting seeing shadows and those hands tried putting out my fires. Any tips?
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#9 - yugiohkris (06/07/2016) [-]
Crock pot recipies are your best bet. try for something like honey or turkeys to make turkey dinner or honey ham dont-starve-game.wikia.com/wiki/Honey_Ham dont-starve-game.wikia.com/wiki/Turkey_Dinner.If you're really desperate you can make meatballs with berries and rabbits. As for saninty I did install the infinte clothes mod becuase I thought it was unrealistic to have your best clothes dissapear in 40 mins. But a top hat is really good . Some other tips I have is as soon a you spawn try and find beefalo so you can get free poop and start farms. Also you can freeze to death during winter so watch out. Here's more tips about it dont-starve-game.wikia.com/wiki/Freezing. Any other questions?
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#10 - blazingsoul (06/07/2016) [-]
Well I'm on ps4 so I can't mod but I hear people say to build a drying rack for jerky which helps with sanity. I had a beard in the winter so I was fine most of the time, when I got cold I built a fire. Also don't farms stop working in winter? What the best way to ready for winter in the summer and are bases practical to build when you have to live a nomadic lifestyle most of the time?
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#11 - yugiohkris (06/07/2016) [-]
Yeah drying rack is really good for sanity, 10 sanity per small jerky. Farm do stop growing yes but it's good to be ready for summer. the best way to be prepared for winter is, 1. find gears as soon as possible and make an ice box,

2. make 3+ drying racks and traps, you can put traps dierctly over the hole where rabbits spawn and it will catch them every time,
3 If you have enough food make a sleeping roll sleep through the night to end winter quicker,
4 get warm clothing it's best to get a winter hat and puffy vest you can get the puffy vest by following animal tracks right when winter starts but make you have the stuff to craft it. The best place to set up would be on a Savanna near beefalo and a grasslane biome.
#84 - Just watched Make Happy last night. It was funny. It had a rea… 06/05/2016 on Jokes 0
#79 - Picture 06/05/2016 on Succubi Monstergirls Comp. +4
#17 - I love seeing my MS Paint monstrosities posted as comments.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/05/2016 on anon gets caught off guard... +4
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#22 - lecorbi (06/05/2016) [-]
you made me a better person with this, thanks a lot
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#21 - saxong (06/05/2016) [-]
Somehow I've reached the point that I just assume every 4 panel thing is a super esoteric loss edit.
#18 - anon (06/05/2016) [-]
I as well.
#33 - Braum fights for his friends! Braum has no friends.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/05/2016 on Best comeback of the 1700s +20
#72 - saderen (06/05/2016) [-]
**saderen used "*roll picture*"**
**saderen rolled image** So he doesn't fight? I hate the balance system on MOBA games btw (expect DoTA 2)
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#46 - ognuggetry (06/05/2016) [-]
sight is key to victory...also stone.