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|Date Signed Up:||7/05/2013|
|Funnyjunk Career Stats|
|Highest Content Rank:||#418|
|Highest Comment Rank:||#1292|
|Content Thumbs:||7616 total, 8263 , 647|
|Comment Thumbs:||6257 total, 6737 , 480|
|Content Level Progress:|| 22% (22/100) |
Level 169 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 170 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
|Comment Level Progress:|| 75% (75/100) |
Level 249 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 250 Comments: Contaminated Win
|Times Content Favorited:||649 times|
|Total Comments Made:||815|
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latest user's comments
|#36 - waarom zit ik er niet tussen"? [+] (2 new replies)||06/24/2015 on She didn't say no||0|
#140 - Rascal (06/24/2015) [-]
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|#11 - that dick pattern tho||06/16/2015 on (>^_^)>||+36|
|#3 - if you restart, you defeat the purpose of the game [+] (1 new reply)||06/09/2015 on Reloading||0|
|#7 - Picture||06/08/2015 on Technique||+1|
|#16 - or you know.. just adress them without involving skincolors? … [+] (1 new reply)||06/08/2015 on 4chan on black people||+4|
|#3 - >as an artist gallery consist out of shrek x dr who drawings [+] (3 new replies)||06/08/2015 on Technique||+41|
|#9 - >black car FW||06/06/2015 on #Rekt||+1|
|#34 - >someone on tumblr is a writer im pretty sure that… [+] (9 new replies)||06/03/2015 on Skills||+13|
#61 - Greevon (06/03/2015) [-]
I write weird fiction and scifi, but nobody cares.
I know, I'll write a story with a strong female lead who does relatable female things, but ends up in a situation where she's given lots of power and attention and everyone loves her. Mary Sues are the only characters people want after all, and as for subject matter you just need to rehash the same love triangle with a twist plotline. Mine will be... Aliens, can't completely abandon the scifi.
Actually, that's a good idea. A complete parody of the stupid Twilight-fanfiction genre that women are gettin wet about, with a love triangle between Cthulhu, an alien, and... idunno a fucking vampire or something because why not.
#77 - Greevon (06/03/2015) [-]
Know of a place good for posting that kind of stuff? I've actually been thinking of writing stuff for FJ, maybe posting it alongside some pics.
Anyway, I'll at least post a few poems, since they're short and lend themselves well to the comment format.
** Sevenling – Strange Eggs**
Strange eggs are hatching along the shores,
Waves roll and break on dull white sand,
A nurturing ocean mist sprays the shells.
The hatchlings see the dark gray sky,
Heavy clouds drift over the black sea,
Violent strikes of lightning herald their source.
A birth, a birth – A birth to our demise.
Sevenling – I Never Forget a Face
I never forget a face, not a face such as yours,
Your face with no lips for love or eyes for beauty,
Your face of evil, a pale sheet of white.
I locked the door to your face and your horrible hands,
That door remains shut, your grasping fingers at bay,
Your talons and claws can scratch and scratch – To no avail!
Return to the realm of nightmares with your faceless face and hands of black.
#127 - TATTYBOJANGLES (06/04/2015) [-]
The best place I've found so far if you're looking for a constructive critique is the writing board on Reddit. I've always kept my writing to myself and have only recently started posting stuff online to get feedback, and so far that's the best place I've found. I mostly write informative comedy articles, but I started writing a surreal horror/ comedy story recently that I'm hoping people will give enough of a shit about to read.
#125 - derpwolf (06/04/2015) [-]
That's the cover. It's currently in editing stages right now but I can give you an excerpt if you're still interested after this brief description. It's about a woman who has to leave her home after a mysterious man burns down her shack in the woods and tries to kidnap her. She enlists the help of her illicit business-partner. He's a professional pick-pocket and burglar. Over the course of a six month caravan trip across the region known as Vaelanna, home to a collection of city-states, they do manage to learn more about who is after her.
I got halfway through the outline when I hit 50k words, so I split it into two books. After I edit the first one, I'll write the second one. You want an excerpt or nah?
|#3 - gaben stay away from my wallet||05/28/2015 on Steam sale coming June...||+5|
|#8 - ill fukkn kill u [+] (1 new reply)||05/28/2015 on surprise wake up||+12|
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