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    Drake Bell for you Drake Bell for you
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    The soup is dry The soup is dry
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    TFW Corey TFW Corey
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    Literal Rap Titels Literal Rap Titels
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    Autocumbucket Autocumbucket
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    Sesame Memes Sesame Memes

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    Its a consparicy Its a consparicy
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    Best pitch evah. Best pitch evah.
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    Amphibious snake robot Amphibious snake robot
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    Made me laugh way too hard Made me laugh way too hard
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    Do You See Dem Moves Do You See Dem Moves
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latest user's comments

#36 - waarom zit ik er niet tussen"?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/24/2015 on She didn't say no 0
#140 - Rascal (06/24/2015) [-]
knasd kahs fkh qpoihew riohakdjn
User avatar #133 - lotengo (06/24/2015) [-]
vraag het nederlanddraad
#11 - that dick pattern tho 06/16/2015 on (>^_^)> +36
#3 - if you restart, you defeat the purpose of the game  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2015 on Reloading 0
#4 - funpunk (06/09/2015) [-]
Damn. I didn't realize. I'm pretty sure I only did it that one time, though. I just couldn't stand to see Clem sad.
#7 - Picture 06/08/2015 on Technique +1
#16 - or you know.. just adress them without involving skincolors? …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2015 on 4chan on black people +4
#18 - writer (06/08/2015) [-]
#3 - >as an artist gallery consist out of shrek x dr who drawings  [+] (3 new replies) 06/08/2015 on Technique +41
#5 - hassoutobi (06/08/2015) [-]
>implying that isn't art
#7 - misterdiddly (06/08/2015) [-]
User avatar #4 - kjoni (06/08/2015) [-]
Part of the joke?
#9 - >black car FW 06/06/2015 on #Rekt +1
#34 - >someone on tumblr is a writer im pretty sure that…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/03/2015 on Skills +13
User avatar #61 - Greevon (06/03/2015) [-]
I write weird fiction and scifi, but nobody cares.

I know, I'll write a story with a strong female lead who does relatable female things, but ends up in a situation where she's given lots of power and attention and everyone loves her. Mary Sues are the only characters people want after all, and as for subject matter you just need to rehash the same love triangle with a twist plotline. Mine will be... Aliens, can't completely abandon the scifi.

Actually, that's a good idea. A complete parody of the stupid Twilight-fanfiction genre that women are gettin wet about, with a love triangle between Cthulhu, an alien, and... idunno a fucking vampire or something because why not.
#72 - TATTYBOJANGLES (06/03/2015) [-]
Throw me some links bruh, I'd read your stuff.
User avatar #77 - Greevon (06/03/2015) [-]
Know of a place good for posting that kind of stuff? I've actually been thinking of writing stuff for FJ, maybe posting it alongside some pics.

Anyway, I'll at least post a few poems, since they're short and lend themselves well to the comment format.

** Sevenling – Strange Eggs**
Strange eggs are hatching along the shores,
Waves roll and break on dull white sand,
A nurturing ocean mist sprays the shells.

The hatchlings see the dark gray sky,
Heavy clouds drift over the black sea,
Violent strikes of lightning herald their source.

A birth, a birth – A birth to our demise.

Sevenling – I Never Forget a Face
I never forget a face, not a face such as yours,
Your face with no lips for love or eyes for beauty,
Your face of evil, a pale sheet of white.

I locked the door to your face and your horrible hands,
That door remains shut, your grasping fingers at bay,
Your talons and claws can scratch and scratch – To no avail!

Return to the realm of nightmares with your faceless face and hands of black.
#127 - TATTYBOJANGLES (06/04/2015) [-]
I wrote two pieces of content for Funnyjunk a while ago, they did OK, but the community seems to prefer quick-fire content that doesn't require a lot of reading. Which is fair, but I just wish there was a writer's board where we could post content without a character limit.

The best place I've found so far if you're looking for a constructive critique is the writing board on Reddit. I've always kept my writing to myself and have only recently started posting stuff online to get feedback, and so far that's the best place I've found. I mostly write informative comedy articles, but I started writing a surreal horror/ comedy story recently that I'm hoping people will give enough of a shit about to read.

#57 - derpwolf (06/03/2015) [-]
I have a tumblr for looking at my friend's art. I wrote a novel.
User avatar #114 - viscerys (06/03/2015) [-]
Can I read this novel? Or have some details about it?
User avatar #125 - derpwolf (06/04/2015) [-]
That's the cover. It's currently in editing stages right now but I can give you an excerpt if you're still interested after this brief description. It's about a woman who has to leave her home after a mysterious man burns down her shack in the woods and tries to kidnap her. She enlists the help of her illicit business-partner. He's a professional pick-pocket and burglar. Over the course of a six month caravan trip across the region known as Vaelanna, home to a collection of city-states, they do manage to learn more about who is after her.

I got halfway through the outline when I hit 50k words, so I split it into two books. After I edit the first one, I'll write the second one. You want an excerpt or nah?
User avatar #49 - ljxjlos (06/03/2015) [-]
How do people still not get that tumblr is a big-ass website with thousands and thousands of users and not just one heterogenial mass of clichéed people who are all like each other?
User avatar #35 - commanderbunbun (06/03/2015) [-]
still better than fifty shades
#3 - gaben stay away from my wallet 05/28/2015 on Steam sale coming June... +5
#8 - ill fukkn kill u  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2015 on surprise wake up +12
User avatar #19 - stevodoubleohseven (05/29/2015) [-]

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