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mississippiriver

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Date Signed Up:6/06/2012
Last Login:8/27/2016
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#79 - For once something about my city that doesnt involve murder  [+] (1 new reply) 5 hours ago on It's (not) happening +1
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#84 - paradox (5 hours ago) [-]
or car jackings or meth.
#9 - Legend has it that he is still ******** to this day  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on Going to the grocery store... +48
#28 - anon (9 hours ago) [-]
These are delicious... what's all the hype about?

(1 hour later)
I think I just shat out a rib.
I'm pooping straight water that won't stop.

(4 hours later)
I didn't even eat that many, why am I still pooping?!?

(6 hours later)
I don't even think I had this much water in my body? Where is all this water coming from?!? And how can I still be pooping out liquid yuck six hours later?
#18 - Why is he not saying Pepe! At the top of his lungs  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on not done yet +2
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#66 - captaindix (11 hours ago) [-]
I'm simply amazed at the fact that he hasn't said cuck yet
#4 - Wow this is something else. So many years playing so many memo…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2016 on Runescape meme +4
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#6 - zugulax (08/25/2016) [-]
You could try Oldschool Runescape. I just wish it didn't have Grand Exchange.

I miss the days running around Varrock trying to sell swordfish by spamming the chat.

If you like the music, check the youtube channel of the video I linked in my first comment. Just listen through the playlist, it's really beautiful and heartwarming (and a bit sad also).
#9 - Ever heard of resident evil? And umbrella corps from resident … 08/25/2016 on Unlucky Boy and Undead Girl... 0
#5 - Someone please post the original i absolutely love it  [+] (2 new replies) 08/22/2016 on Sand Guardian +4
#9 - Nimblecrook (08/22/2016) [-]
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#12 - ryuggu (08/22/2016) [-]
I found a cringe remake compilation of this one. Kill me
#17 - But wut if woman is fat 08/21/2016 on Women Have More Hiding... 0
#1 - One of my life goals is to have a kid just to misinform them l…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/21/2016 on Women +204
#12 - vymastenaochechula (08/22/2016) [-]
so you'll be just a regular antivaxxer?
#30 - anon (08/22/2016) [-]
ehhhhh

i'm just gonna say that both sides of the argument are misinformed about vaccines
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#46 - supersixfourr (08/23/2016) [-]
Penn and Teller on Vaccinations No, no this i purely a one sided love for the actual facts. The other side simply does not care
#20 - supersixfourr (08/22/2016) [-]
Well played there champ
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#4 - sgtmajjohnson (08/22/2016) [-]
Ah, yes. The Geoff Ramsey approach to parenting. Expert Parent  Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures
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#27 - tropenthatshtup (08/22/2016) [-]
Don't forget the flop flips.
#11 - anon (08/22/2016) [-]
Well that wasn't cancer at all.
it was cancer
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#3 - amistrs (08/22/2016) [-]
talking about mistrust isues
#2 - I was fine until i imagined the last line go on in my head max… 08/21/2016 on /k/ommando gets hunted by a... +1
#21 - Oh god i dont think i can handle these levels of cute 08/19/2016 on Simone x Bee +7