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#5 - Yes, cause obviously the people who buy a pack of cigarettes a…  [+] (21 new replies) 08/16/2016 on Technicalities +154
#9 - Glitched (08/16/2016) [-]
It is the people.
Not the cigarettes.
That's like saying spoons make you fat.
It is all the spoon's fault.
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#35 - msypsylon (08/16/2016) [-]
No, that's like saying ice cream makes you fat. Because you consume cigarettes in the same way you consume ice cream, not spoons. You don't directly consume spoons, as you do cigarettes and ice cream, you use them as tools. Besides, no one is talking about whose fault it is, but what effect an object has. And cigarettes have an obvious effect on people, it's irrelevant whose fault it is and where the responsibility lies. Your analogy is retarded and you're an idiot for using it.

And ice cream does make you fat. Yeah, it's your input that leads to the ice cream making you fat, but they are the direct cause of you getting fat. It literally transforms into your fat.

Same with cigarettes, you inhale the substances within them and they fuck up your body.

Piss off with your retarded semantics.
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#33 - ninjaspartan (08/16/2016) [-]
Nigga I don't buy a seperate spoon for every ice cream tub I eat alone on Saturday nights when I cry about being alone and unlovable and wanting to die.

I buy another ice cream tub.
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#32 - hellomynameisbill (08/16/2016) [-]
The more spoons you buy, statistically the more people you're trying to feed. The best customers of a spoon company would be restaurants. Restaurants do in fact play a role in the rise of obesity.
#20 - greyblade (08/16/2016) [-]

'cos a spoon company's best customer wouldn't necessarily eat a lot. heck, they're probably spoon collectors.

where as the best customer for a tobacco company is someone who consumes a lot of tobacco.

a good analogy might be fast food companies, or some such.
#24 - Glitched (08/16/2016) [-]
My apologies. I was unaware that tobacco companies sold directly to smokers.

I thought they sold to the stores.

It is up to the person to smoke or not.
Blaming a company for providing a product is redundant.
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#45 - hellomynameisbill (08/17/2016) [-]
Sellers are not the tobacco companies' best customers, because they're not customers. They're business partners.
#28 - kingpongthedon (08/16/2016) [-]
Right, because the secret to a success retail store is to fill your shelves with products nobody buys. That's why I invest all my money in New Coke and Betamax.
#44 - Glitched (08/17/2016) [-]
Obviously there is a market because people are willing to smoke themselves to death.
How is that the tobacco companies fault?
People were growing tobacco before there was a "Big Tobacco"

If stupid people would buy my poop i would be damned sure to poop as often as possible.
The secret to success is selling to stupid people like you. Why do you even argue?

#25 - greyblade (08/16/2016) [-]
it's a chain. if people buy more from stores, stores buy more from the company.

and I'm not saying that it's the company's fault. but it is an interesting observation.
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#14 - Zaxplab (08/16/2016) [-]
No one is claiming it's the cigs, but if a tobacco company can only get seven bucks from you over the course of 20 years, you're not a good customer.
#13 - anarchtree (08/16/2016) [-]
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#10 - bionicpanda (08/16/2016) [-]
you're logic is retarded and so are you
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#29 - jfbyers (08/16/2016) [-]
you're logic and your profile pic is logic
#23 - Glitched (08/16/2016) [-]
"you are logic"

delicious irony
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#15 - arrrbie (08/16/2016) [-]
^^ and he should know

his profile pic is literally the rapper Logic.
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#11 - bionicpanda (08/16/2016) [-]
Muh grammar
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#12 - antiponiesuser (08/16/2016) [-]
That wont save you, so get ready coz ehre it comes...

#18 - anon (08/16/2016) [-]

I wouldn't normally, but if you're going to correct someone's grammar...
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#22 - antiponiesuser (08/16/2016) [-]
also here* and because* if you are so NaCl flavour
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#36 - mrwalkerfour (08/16/2016) [-]
yuo lot are fuckin autistik
#116 - Just leave antifreeze or something in a bowl somewhere around … 07/29/2016 on Dog feels 0
#31 - Oh yeah, absolutely. The reasons might be odd or "bad&quo…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2016 on Butt love +1
#32 - floran (06/03/2016) [-]
I also love reading about people's reasons to their fetishes...why someone likes scat or futa or bondage.
#22 - The thing is though, logic does have a lot to do with it. We l…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/02/2016 on Butt love +1
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#29 - floran (06/02/2016) [-]
thing is this reason is a possible cause, and it doesn't cover everyone. Evolution is blind, trial and error and not always goes good. Perfect features can be erased and flaws be passed or even attractive.

We shouldn't see them as absolutes, everything is a scale of greys.
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#31 - misfitxcreepx (06/03/2016) [-]
Oh yeah, absolutely. The reasons might be odd or "bad" reasons, but generally speaking there is still a logical reason for these things. And it's absolutely fascinating to study and see how odd evolution can alter things. Lol
#32 - floran (06/03/2016) [-]
I also love reading about people's reasons to their fetishes...why someone likes scat or futa or bondage.
#2236 - **misfitxcreepx used "*roll picture*"** **misfitxcreepx rol… 06/02/2016 on Giveaway time bitches 0
#19 - No one said either one is correct over the other one. People j… 05/29/2016 on "how to spell" searches 4... 0
#12 - Yeah it is. Comes from a tweet from SpaceX stating as such. Do… 05/29/2016 on SpaceX landing from... +5
#35 - Well that's not entirely true. The man credited as having disc…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2016 on Mega comp +5
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#60 - clavatninenine (04/14/2016) [-]
i honestly did not know that.

i admit it, ya got me.
#50 - funpunk (04/14/2016) [-]
I say we dodged a bullet.
#22 - No, likely it isn't at orbital velocity yet, so those fairings…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2016 on fiction to reality in under... 0
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#24 - bucketofhurt (04/13/2016) [-]
You're probably right.
#30 - >right click gif >show controls >pause  [+] (5 new replies) 03/25/2016 on Orange bitch +2
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#71 - cormy (03/25/2016) [-]
It's not a gif.
This is FJ, gifs are converted to WebM.
#31 - leosol (03/25/2016) [-]
What sorcery is this!?
thanks btw
#48 - karvarausku (03/25/2016) [-]
**karvarausku used "*roll picture*"**
**karvarausku rolled image** addy removed it some time ago. Seems like he added it back.
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#63 - tepidteal (03/25/2016) [-]
Admin can't do something like that. That's something that google did when they made their last update.
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#75 - karvarausku (03/26/2016) [-]

So the reason I wasn't able to pause the vids was because of them?

You learn something new everyday.

tbh addy does so many changes on the site that it's almost impossible to know what he changes.

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