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Age: 33
Date Signed Up:4/12/2010
Last Login:9/01/2013
Location:Texas
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#110 - Picture 01/09/2012 on ovary acting +2
#109 - Picture 01/09/2012 on ovary acting 0
#83 - ****** be all up on my tits 01/08/2012 on Ghetto GGG comp +2
#144 - 11 people died in that balloon crash. And I think it was i…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2012 on Wut +11
#148 - themanwithnoplan (01/08/2012) [-]
Now I feel bad for laughing
#533 - Picture 01/08/2012 on like a... +4
#152 - You can bet one of them is going to lose a ******* … 01/08/2012 on How To Argue With Woman +18
#609 - I've heard they have to use specially made drills coated with …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2012 on You know it's true. +1
#623 - omegathewolf (01/08/2012) [-]
#384 - Probably not. 01/08/2012 on Admit it 0
#240 - A good 75% of my best friends are guys. It doesn't mean we…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/07/2012 on Admit it +8
User avatar #302 - helloiloveyou (01/07/2012) [-]
They probably hang out with you and if you don't fuck them they come on funnyjunk and make sad angry posts about how much of a bitch you are.
#291 - fjisruiningmylife (01/07/2012) [-]
This is why
User avatar #384 - minkatte (01/08/2012) [-]
Probably not.
User avatar #254 - Xedan (01/07/2012) [-]
V V V that guy
#249 - Fishass (01/07/2012) [-]
You *think* that they feel the same way, that's exactly what the friend zone is. Unless you're ugly, then they do just wanna be bros.
#180 - 1. Find a label for a water bottle online. 2. Edit out he …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2012 on Cheating lvl 99 +11
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#518 - Why do you get to pick and chose what to take literally. 01/06/2012 on Atheists 0
#493 - Picture 01/06/2012 on Atheists +15
#307 - That's right ****** , cause we're in the kitchen w… 01/06/2012 on Strange Facts (7 in... +2
#246 - Fixed for real CAUSE STACIE'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ON  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2012 on son zoned +21
#259 - anonymous (01/06/2012) [-]
Stickler's mom?
#85 - You don't say. 01/05/2012 on It's True +1
#149 - Comment deleted 01/05/2012 on Womens Logic Comp part 2 0
#138 - This is my favorite. 01/04/2012 on Tyler Durden +23
#135 - This exact comp has been around for at least a year. 01/04/2012 on Tyler Durden -1
#178 - Russian sleep Experiment is full of win. If you have'nt re… 01/04/2012 on Strange Facts Comp 1 (P3 in... +4
#179 - It's Miku and Kasane Teto :D  [+] (9 new replies) 01/02/2012 on Photo bombed by waldo? +15
User avatar #235 - deathzor (01/02/2012) [-]
Love me some Miku :3
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User avatar #234 - deathzor (01/02/2012) [-]
Is there a problem here?
#256 - karson (01/02/2012) [-]
not really, dont even know the guy. just typed random comment. but if there was, what would you do it about it, tough guy? you got "death" in your name, ooooh, you must be a bad ass.
User avatar #257 - deathzor (01/02/2012) [-]
Why so hostile? I didn't do SHIT to you.
User avatar #258 - karson (01/02/2012) [-]
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I'm just messin man. here, take these as an apology.
#259 - deathzor (01/02/2012) [-]
Alrighty.

Have some bouncing tits in return XD
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#261 - deathzor (01/03/2012) [-]
OMFG WHY
#307 - That is correct, I am very sorry for doubting you. thumb … 01/01/2012 on 2013 +1
#281 - September is the 9th month of the year darling.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/01/2012 on 2013 -2
#301 - uhuhuhuhuhu (01/01/2012) [-]
ok, let me explain this. You're correct, September is the ninth month. So it would be nine full months at the END of September. But the 1st is the beginning on September.

January 1st to February 1st: one full month
Feb to Mar: 2 full months
Mar to Apr: 3 full months
Apr to May: 4 full months
May to Jun: 5 full months
Jun to Jul: 6 full months
Jul to Aug: 7 full moths
Aug to Sept: 8 full months

You get it now?
#307 - minkatte (01/01/2012) [-]
That is correct, I am very sorry for doubting you.
thumbs for you my friend.
#18 - Whut? 01/01/2012 on This could happen to you +8
#20 - That's one of the pictures from scary stories to tell in the d… 01/01/2012 on Watch Closely +5
#19 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/01/2012 on Didn't Know He Was So... +40
#61 - garykn (01/01/2012) [-]
HAAAAAAXX!!!
User avatar #36 - propellerballs (01/01/2012) [-]
i love you.

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#313 - Ixzey **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #314 to #531 - minkatte (03/05/2012) [-]
IX! Oh you know, my normal debauchery. Doing bad but not THAT bad things.
What about yourself? It's been too long bro.

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User avatar #312 - blogdog (01/20/2012) [-]
as froghole said
have him take a picture with his shoe on his head for proof.
#305 - Ixzey **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#304 - anonymous (12/20/2011) [-]
Hey, I'm ixzey's half-bro, if you remember me. I thought you might like to know that he is dead. The police found his body in a ditch in Arizona, where he died from his wounds after being involved in a carcrash. He had been hiding out with the friend who owned the car. Apparently he was doing quite well for himself until his death.
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User avatar #307 to #524 - minkatte (12/21/2011) [-]
Ix! It's great to see you again : )
What has happened? You have been gone so long!
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User avatar #309 to #526 - minkatte (12/26/2011) [-]
Wow, that is crazy, I did not realize it was that serious. How was juvi?
And why a satanist group?
#310 to #527 - Ixzey **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #311 to #528 - minkatte (01/10/2012) [-]
Well I'm glad you're finally out.

It's been a very long time.
#302 - Ixzey **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #303 to #520 - minkatte (07/17/2011) [-]
Wait... What? No Ixzey I like this Ix. I'm afraid you're going to have to sit this persona right back down and stay here. Come on man.. You're like one of my best friends here. I'm not sure if you mean a whole new person or just a different personality of you. Are you passing your account on or something? Because I'm afraid I'm not letting you do that. I love this Ixzey too much.
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User avatar #297 - kieranbaker ONLINE (06/06/2011) [-]
MINKATTE Y U CHANGE PROFILE PIC
User avatar #298 to #515 - minkatte (06/06/2011) [-]
IDK MY BFF JILL
User avatar #299 to #516 - kieranbaker ONLINE (06/06/2011) [-]
sorry it took me a little to reply I am making fan art for my friend sly
#289 - Ixzey **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#290 to #507 - anonymous (05/12/2011) [-]
Ixzey! Where have you been? Tell me of your adventures o great one! I missed you
#291 to #508 - Ixzey **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #292 to #509 - minkatte (05/22/2011) [-]
Sounds like youve had a very eventful life lately. How was that fish pie? And a girl from germany? cute cute!
#293 to #510 - Ixzey **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #296 to #511 - minkatte (06/06/2011) [-]
I'm sorry I don't get on much anymore Ix, I love talking to you. Lol you're quite the player there. I'm glad you're finally with someone you may actually like, and fish pie sounds awful.
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User avatar #287 - neoncookeh (05/01/2011) [-]
How do you draw like that? >.<
User avatar #288 to #505 - minkatte (05/01/2011) [-]
I got a tablet for Christmas :3
#282 - Ixzey **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #284 to #498 - minkatte (04/04/2011) [-]
Why is it that I always miss you by like two hours? So odd.
User avatar #283 to #498 - minkatte (04/04/2011) [-]
Thank god... Bullet proof? Haha did they have to put steel plates in you? THats so cool! How are you feeling? I'm so happy you're okay X)
#285 to #499 - Ixzey **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #286 to #501 - minkatte (04/04/2011) [-]
Well at least your alive. And you're like a robot-man now. Except not really.
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User avatar #275 to #280 - minkatte (03/20/2011) [-]
Oh god Ix please tell me your alright!!
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User avatar #277 to #283 - minkatte (03/20/2011) [-]
Oh god ixzey! How bad is it? How am I going to know if you are okay?!?! Oh god Ixzey I'm so worried.
#278 to #284 - Ixzey **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #279 to #285 - minkatte (03/22/2011) [-]
Ix.... Please please please, be okay. Please. Seriously. I love hearing about your life and.... Well I would die a bit inside if something happened.
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User avatar #281 to #287 - minkatte (03/23/2011) [-]
Well geez Ix I really hope the doctors are right. And wow that's just so incredibly sweet and I must say the same for you. I always looked forward to when we would talk. You're definitely going to be in my thoughts until I know you are okay. I mean I won't forget about you right afterwards, that's not what I mean, but I'm sure you know what I mean without me babbling like a moron. I love you Ix, be safe please.
User avatar #274 to #280 - minkatte (03/19/2011) [-]
I'm sorry Ix I was having log in problems. What's wrong?
User avatar #266 - thecomebackkid (03/13/2011) [-]
Hi Thar Kennedy!
User avatar #267 to #273 - minkatte (03/13/2011) [-]
Oh hai
User avatar #268 to #274 - thecomebackkid (03/13/2011) [-]
I Found A MySpace Profile With Your Name ;)
User avatar #269 to #275 - minkatte (03/13/2011) [-]
I don't have a myspace or facebook.
User avatar #270 to #276 - thecomebackkid (03/13/2011) [-]
Oh Noes.
#271 to #277 - minkatte (03/13/2011) [-]
MUahahahaa. Like I said, you would never find me. Ever.
MUahahahaa. Like I said, you would never find me. Ever.
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#259 to #265 - minkatte (03/13/2011) [-]
Hey you : ) Whats up?
#260 to #266 - Mcchrolo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #261 to #267 - minkatte (03/13/2011) [-]
No.... Not really.... Just finished up someones avatar and now I'm just browsin lulz.
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User avatar #263 to #269 - minkatte (03/13/2011) [-]
I'm sorry, I guess it COULD be related...
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#265 to #271 - minkatte (03/13/2011) [-]
Macarana
Macarana
User avatar #242 - KingRyan (03/13/2011) [-]
hello
User avatar #244 to #250 - KingRyan (03/13/2011) [-]
hows it going?
User avatar #245 to #251 - minkatte (03/13/2011) [-]
Good Good. Just yknow chillin, talkin to strangers. How about you?
User avatar #246 to #252 - KingRyan (03/13/2011) [-]
minecraft and left 4 dead 2, i was sick and thats all ive been doing
User avatar #247 to #253 - minkatte (03/13/2011) [-]
Hell that sounds amazing! Minecraft, do you play online or singleplayer survival? Sorry about being sick though.
User avatar #248 to #254 - KingRyan (03/13/2011) [-]
i play multiplayer, im on right now
User avatar #249 to #255 - minkatte (03/13/2011) [-]
Fun fun stuff. So far I've only played singleplayer. Go play MeinKraft dude! Don't waste your time chattin
User avatar #250 to #256 - KingRyan (03/13/2011) [-]
my friend, he has left!
Also can i have an avatar you are good at stuff.
User avatar #251 to #257 - minkatte (03/13/2011) [-]
Ofcourse! It would be an honor my dear sir! Please give me a list of everything you want like eye color, hair color, shirt design, hats, ectcetera ectcetera and I'll start right away :)
User avatar #252 to #258 - KingRyan (03/13/2011) [-]
oh cool.
So i guess dark brown hair and eyes. i guess a red dark red shirt. Umm no hat, and i guess surprise me with the backround or whatever else.
User avatar #254 to #259 - minkatte (03/13/2011) [-]
Oh and wait what position do you want your body to be in? I don't want to put you in a gay pose or anything
User avatar #257 to #261 - KingRyan (03/13/2011) [-]
anything not gay, surprise me. Whatever makes me look you know.... not gay.
User avatar #253 to #259 - minkatte (03/13/2011) [-]
Alright cool This may take a while so don't get your panties in a knot or anything : ) Not that you would.
User avatar #255 to #260 - KingRyan (03/13/2011) [-]
That was mean! My panties dont knot................(that much anymore)
#256 to #262 - minkatte (03/13/2011) [-]
Don't get your big boy pants twisted
User avatar #224 - HOLY FUCK (03/12/2011) [-]
ello thar?
User avatar #226 to #232 - HOLY FUCK (03/12/2011) [-]
ok


but where? :3
User avatar #227 to #233 - minkatte (03/12/2011) [-]
EVERYWHEEEEEERRE O.O

Open up
User avatar #228 to #234 - HOLY FUCK (03/12/2011) [-]
*zip*
User avatar #230 to #235 - minkatte (03/12/2011) [-]
Haha whats up brosky?
#232 to #237 - HOLY FUCK (03/12/2011) [-]
nutin really
User avatar #236 to #242 - HOLY FUCK (03/12/2011) [-]
lol wat sex is your cat ?
#237 to #243 - minkatte (03/12/2011) [-]
I'm preeeeetty sure he's a guy. He's never told me otherwise.
User avatar #238 to #244 - HOLY FUCK (03/12/2011) [-]
well my cats name is captain fluffenstein and she's a chick
#239 to #245 - minkatte (03/12/2011) [-]
Mine is named Samuel L. Jackson and he's a BAMF. He will mess you UP.

Plus, sometimes, he's purple.
User avatar #240 to #246 - HOLY FUCK (03/12/2011) [-]
fluffenstein is still kinda a kitten and spits fire
worst is ............. she can transform
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User avatar #229 to #230 - minkatte (03/12/2011) [-]
Oh Hai there. Sorry I just noticed this comment.
#231 to #236 - Mcchrolo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#233 to #238 - minkatte (03/12/2011) [-]
I lolled.

Pic un-related
#234 to #240 - Mcchrolo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #222 - kieranbaker ONLINE (03/10/2011) [-]
WHERES MY SEXY THYME PICTURE BLARG
#218 - Ixzey **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #219 to #225 - minkatte (03/04/2011) [-]
IXZEY! I MISSED YOU! Whats up? And yeah I got front page TWICE!I was so excited!
#220 to #226 - Ixzey **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #221 to #227 - minkatte (03/05/2011) [-]
So what happened?
#215 - bobJML (02/20/2011) [-]
What's up Censored?
What's up Censored?
User avatar #216 to #222 - minkatte (02/20/2011) [-]
Oh you know, just *censored*ing on the *censored.*
#217 to #223 - bobJML (02/20/2011) [-]
That's *censored*tastic!
User avatar #201 to #207 - HOLY FUCK (02/16/2011) [-]
uh.........................hi
User avatar #202 to #208 - minkatte (02/16/2011) [-]
Hello : ) I love your little character
#212 to #209 - HOLY FUCK (02/18/2011) [-]
thank you :D
User avatar #213 to #219 - HOLY FUCK (02/18/2011) [-]
crap my computer copied the wrong pic i meant to put a diffrent 1
User avatar #214 to #220 - minkatte (02/18/2011) [-]
Thats the same picture..
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