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Date Signed Up:2/01/2012
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#75034 - Who the hell are you? How did you get here?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2015 on Slice of Life thread 3 0
User avatar #75035 - joshlol (04/28/2015) [-]
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#4 - I still like it. 04/27/2015 on Destiny +1
#39 - Charging for mods is still on steam.... So I agree they don't … 04/27/2015 on Praise GabeN... +1
#41 - Are you that ******* illiterate that you can't read the… 04/20/2015 on Mango +2
#122 - **minatsuki used "*roll 1, 0-99999999999999999999999999999999… 04/15/2015 on Contest (Assassin's creed... 0
#141 - **minatsuki used "*roll 1, 0-99999999999999999999999999999999… 04/15/2015 on minatsuki's profile 0
#3 - God, I laughed like a retarded noot noot 04/15/2015 on dank noot comp 0
#107 - Make me wet 03/23/2015 on What the heck is SCP (Part 2) 0
#16 - My only problem is those are some ****** games  [+] (31 new replies) 03/22/2015 on Gamergate has done the... +43
User avatar #57 - pocketstooheavy (03/22/2015) [-]
And the fact that it's a potato...
User avatar #30 - crispybomb (03/22/2015) [-]
I like Battlefield but only for the multiplayer. The multiplayer's fun like it is with most Battlefield games but the single player features nothing special besides it following cops instead of "generic camo man with shooty gun killing people that are not him"
User avatar #20 - stalkerexplain (03/22/2015) [-]
Well, i did enjoyed hardline when it was in open beta. Did the release fucked it up?
#85 - Common Pepe (03/22/2015) [-]
More of the issues became apparent in the full release, such as poor map design (one map is actually a direct copy of Hainan), poor balancing (in one conquest map one side gets an attack helicopter and the other only a transport), very poor spawns especially in TDM, and ridiculous TTK on most of the weapons, leading to most of the deaths being one frames. The K-10 has a 34 max damage and 1200 RPM with a 105ms TTK. The fastest TTK in BF4 was 212ms, with the average for good weapons being about 250 to 300ms. Not to mention it's fairly poorly optimized. I think I got 40 or so frames on high-ultra despite regularly getting 80 on BF4 maxed, and HL doesn't look any better.

This is coming from someone who enjoyed the second hardline beta too.
User avatar #22 - foxlift (03/22/2015) [-]
Nah, the game is pretty good, don't worry. People are just shitting on it because they say its "more battlefield" and "it should have been a mod" (even if there is a lot more content than in a mod). The campaign is actually one of the strong points of the game as well.

The Order is also good, but I would never advise people paying 60 bucks for a 6 hour game with no replay value. Worth a rental though.
User avatar #25 - angelious (03/22/2015) [-]
outdated mechanics,shitty ai,no real content, tube shooter.


id say order has a lot more problems than JUST the re-playability value...


dem graphics doe
User avatar #29 - foxlift (03/22/2015) [-]
The order has a good setting/world that is not really expanded. It's pretty evident that they are saving some more story for the sequel. Which is a shame, because that is clearly the highlight of the game.

While what you are saying is true, there is still potential to be something great, depending on what they do with the IP. Like I said, really not worth buying, but its fun to go through it once (rental).
User avatar #31 - angelious (03/22/2015) [-]
i doubt there will be a sequel since this one is turning out to be a bomb.
User avatar #34 - foxlift (03/22/2015) [-]
Unfortunatly, yes. I would like to see more of The Order.
But I would be lying if I'd say this is a good game. It's not, it's just interesting.
#27 - kinginthenorth (03/22/2015) [-]
The Order is apparently really, really short for it's price.
User avatar #28 - angelious (03/22/2015) [-]
6 hours according to fox...most of it cutscenes. with awkward qte



but the cutscenes are very pretty
#32 - kinginthenorth (03/22/2015) [-]
Even by a 1:1 price:hour ratio, that's pretty shit.
The Last of Us was an acceptable movie because of the multiplayer, The Order doesn't seem to have multiplayer at all.

That's just one expensive movie then.
User avatar #33 - angelious (03/22/2015) [-]
yes but it has very movie-esque graphics mate.
#52 - Common Pepe (03/22/2015) [-]
I don't think the problem is its length. But that it barely has any gameplay or replay value in it.
#40 - kinginthenorth (03/22/2015) [-]
It can have all the graphics in the world, but if i'm not playing for most of the game, it's a movie. And if it doesn't give me atleast a 1:1 value ratio, it's just not worth it.
User avatar #41 - angelious (03/22/2015) [-]
yeah but you can even see fabric of a zeppelin give in a little when the characters walk on it.


can your games do that?
#42 - kinginthenorth (03/22/2015) [-]
Entire planets give in when he walks.
User avatar #43 - angelious (03/22/2015) [-]
yeah but its not graphically as impressive as the effects in the order.
#44 - kinginthenorth (03/22/2015) [-]
Guess i better buy a ps4 with the order then
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#60 - kinginthenorth (03/22/2015) [-]
It's sarcasm mane

Can't put the entire thread in italics
User avatar #61 - pocketstooheavy (03/22/2015) [-]
Oh, lol. Ok. I missed that
User avatar #45 - angelious (03/22/2015) [-]
hell yes.

useful hint: you can inspect pictures and shit in the game.
User avatar #46 - kinginthenorth (03/22/2015) [-]
Whoa, it's like skyrim but with grapics 10/10
User avatar #47 - angelious (03/22/2015) [-]
and none of the pesky gameplay to distract you from the graphics.
User avatar #59 - pocketstooheavy (03/22/2015) [-]
Does it even run @60?
#48 - kinginthenorth (03/22/2015) [-]
Does it also run at a silky smooth 24 fps to enjoy the cinematic experience?
#49 - angelious (03/22/2015) [-]
it runs at 40 to 60 fps i hear-
#50 - kinginthenorth (03/22/2015) [-]
But how will i admire the graphics then?
#51 - angelious (03/22/2015) [-]
just dont finish the qte events the game throws at you every time your character needs to pick something up or do anything that involves moving.
#53 - kinginthenorth (03/22/2015) [-]
Amazing
I hope i get qte's for the main menu aswell.
#81 - That probably explains why you're still a virgin  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2015 on tight hole +29
#164 - antiphates (03/04/2015) [-]
Tho that hole sure isn't.

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User avatar #141 - minatsuki (04/15/2015) [-]
**minatsuki used "*roll 1, 0-999999999999999999999999999999999*"**
**minatsuki rolls 669,558,971**
#140 - vgamefrk ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
here. so i dont get downthumbed.
#118 - Xaftz (03/03/2013) [-]
It finally started patching and it's almost done!
#119 to #118 - minatsuki (03/03/2013) [-]
Lol. once you get in let me know and I'll get on and find you? =O
#120 to #119 - Xaftz (03/03/2013) [-]
I can start playing now but I have to go out with family for a bit.

I'll let you know and what server?
User avatar #121 to #120 - minatsuki (03/03/2013) [-]
West~
User avatar #122 to #121 - Xaftz (03/04/2013) [-]
aww im on east and my chars are still here... do they carry over?
User avatar #123 to #122 - minatsuki (03/04/2013) [-]
Nope. Why east? .-.
User avatar #124 to #123 - Xaftz (03/04/2013) [-]
cus im on the east coast lol
#125 to #124 - minatsuki (03/04/2013) [-]
Come to west~ and I'll feed you~
i thought you were west coast? .-.
MY life has been a lie
#126 to #125 - Xaftz (03/04/2013) [-]
No I'm on the east lel.
User avatar #127 to #126 - minatsuki (03/04/2013) [-]
Oh well.
User avatar #128 to #127 - Xaftz (03/04/2013) [-]
yeah but I'll join you on west sometime
#129 to #128 - minatsuki (03/04/2013) [-]
Yay. =3
When you do just let me know what IGN and I'll find you!
#131 to #130 - minatsuki (03/04/2013) [-]
In Game name?
#133 to #131 - Xaftz (03/04/2013) [-]
Oh... why not just say name?

Ad it will just be these same names and characters on that server cus I need to re-learn it anyways.
#134 to #133 - minatsuki (03/04/2013) [-]
Because last time I asked for a name I ended up playing a guessing game lol
When you make one in west tell me the name so I can log on and find you xD
#135 to #134 - Xaftz (03/04/2013) [-]
well thats a real name lol and if you would've said "When you do just let me know what name is and I'll find you!" instead I would've known what you meant :p

Yeah I'll tell you, but those are essentially the only characters I'll play.
#136 to #135 - minatsuki (03/04/2013) [-]
Still...   
That's fine o.o   
I'll even make a new one with you~
Still...
That's fine o.o
I'll even make a new one with you~
#137 to #136 - Xaftz (03/04/2013) [-]
I would now If I wasnt playing pokemans and on xbox at the same time xD
#138 to #137 - minatsuki (03/04/2013) [-]
I need to get used to my xbox again.
been getting on halo 4 to die -.-
I'm going to get killed for this, but I never liked the pokemon games or the shows after the 1st season and 1st few movies
#139 to #138 - Xaftz (03/04/2013) [-]
You are dead to me.
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#112 to #111 - minatsuki (11/12/2012) [-]
I don't understand
User avatar #113 to #112 - Xaftz (11/12/2012) [-]
A perfect #10000 comment rank
#114 to #113 - minatsuki (11/12/2012) [-]
I still don't understand what that means
User avatar #115 to #114 - Xaftz (11/12/2012) [-]
I barely understand the rank too, but just know that from now it it will most likely be a random assortment of numbers.
#116 to #115 - minatsuki (11/12/2012) [-]
I don't care about that o.o
I come here to laugh, and share the laughs.
And of course for the anime boards.
Btw you Might want to look at this
http://bakabt.me/150030-candy-boy-frostii.html
you might like o.o
User avatar #117 to #116 - Xaftz (11/12/2012) [-]
lol I was only pointing out that it was a straight 10000 and not something like 2894160239864019382 lol

and thank's I'll bookmarkt his for when I download it (and have space)
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#90 to #89 - barkhorn ONLINE (10/19/2012) [-]
I just realized most of my gifs are of kyuko.
I just realized most of my gifs are of kyuko.
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#101 to #100 - barkhorn ONLINE (10/19/2012) [-]
Last one minatsuki, enjoy
Last one minatsuki, enjoy
User avatar #102 to #101 - minatsuki (10/19/2012) [-]
Thank you so much.
User avatar #103 to #102 - barkhorn ONLINE (10/19/2012) [-]
Not a problem bud.

Anytime.
User avatar #85 - theonetruesunnyday (10/19/2012) [-]
There' you go, buddy!

- Yuno.
User avatar #86 to #85 - minatsuki (10/19/2012) [-]
Thank you~
User avatar #87 to #86 - yunochan (10/19/2012) [-]
No problem. ^^
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