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#147 - She turned 12 weeks old yesterday  [+] (1 reply) 08/21/2016 on *Insert big pussy pun* 0
#149 - millymaded (08/21/2016) [-]
#1129 - **millymaded used "*roll picture*"** **millymaded rolled image **  [+] (1 reply) 08/01/2016 on Roll for a GF 0
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#1133 - kongdong (08/01/2016) [-]
m8, wrong kind of roll
#123 - The one with the cats falling is absolute ********. I work…  [+] (1 reply) 07/26/2016 on Random Facts to Eat 0
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#129 - dislikinator (07/26/2016) [-]
The cat one is bullshit for a different reason:
Their legs usually can absorb a terminal velocity impact, the rest of the body (usually) can not.
Cats have a reflex to turn in the air to land feet down (thus the saying: a cat lands always on its feet) and their spines allow them to turn feet-down in one quick movement. From falls from 5 stories and up the cat will have enough time to turn around. The reason cats relax is because this allows them to make this quick movemen: it's like the difference of trying to whip a 2m rope or a triple staff.

This turn doesn't always happen succesfully, though. Sometimes a cat is too fat to turn well, has bones that are too brittle, falling from an unfortunate angle that would require additional adjustment in too short of a fall, or most commonly: simply not all legs landing at the same time. All kinds of stuff that can make a cat go splash.
#772 - **millymaded used "*roll picture*"** **millymaded rolled image **  [+] (1 reply) 07/10/2016 on CLOSED STOP FUCKING ROLLING 0
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#773 - billyblooper (07/10/2016) [-]
senorganja is this true?