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#13 - Don't worry, Steven universe is closer to the new MLP 07/02/2015 on Splatoon Comp IX +7
#34 - Those are Assault centurions, they're specifically used for de… 07/02/2015 on In WH40k, Helmets are for... 0
#30 - It's not like they could outrun a bullet anyway, so they're ju…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2015 on In WH40k, Helmets are for... 0
User avatar #31 - orkamungus (07/01/2015) [-]
But how the fuck do they kill anything themself? Those guys coudln't catch upt with as slug they way they look like.
User avatar #34 - mikhailovych (07/02/2015) [-]
Those are Assault centurions, they're specifically used for demolishing walls and other emplacements, which don't move
The devastator version also has guns, so they don't need to move as much
#108 - Yep, it said march 21 2014 06/28/2015 on would be a shame if... 0
#18 - I do love how if it was a black guy getting shot the comments …  [+] (8 new replies) 06/26/2015 on I don't know how this post... -6
User avatar #36 - ThatFatMummy (06/26/2015) [-]
Thank you!
User avatar #29 - hellsjester (06/26/2015) [-]
Found the nigger
User avatar #58 - captainprincess (06/27/2015) [-]
No need to call yourself that
User avatar #59 - hellsjester (06/27/2015) [-]
I may be a faggot but I ain't no nigger
User avatar #27 - manofparody (06/26/2015) [-]
>When the definition of Sentient means nothing to you.
User avatar #26 - captainprincess (06/26/2015) [-]
Wait so
Are you trying to tell people not to hold niggas accountable for their actions, since they're like dogs and don't know what they be do

Or are you actually pissy that people are sympathetic to the murder of an innocent service dog
#22 - John Cena (06/26/2015) [-]
>be service dog
>never shows any sign of aggression since it's a service dog
>be chillin with my owner
>hear knock on door
>who dis
>get killed

>be ni99er
>assault store owner
>reach for cops gun
>get killed

Yeah those are comparable
User avatar #19 - nickelakon (06/26/2015) [-]
Those scenarios are usually entirely different
#45 - someone's a little salty 06/24/2015 on The definition of Pre-orders +10
#23 - Looks like someone missed out on his pip-boy edition...  [+] (7 new replies) 06/24/2015 on The definition of Pre-orders +4
#32 - lordraine (06/24/2015) [-]
The Pip Boy edition is a shitty gimmick designed to bribe people into preordering a Bethesda game when they know goddamn fucking well it will need at least two major patches to be functional and will never fully work on consoles since it will also need the community made bugfix patches that only PC users will have access to.

It's a giant ass clunky fucking accessory you're never going to wear around or actually use because it weighs too much and is too fucking valuable to risk scuffing or scratching.

Go ahead. Ask me how much use I got out of my Limited Edition Master Chief Helmet model. Ask me how much use I got out of the DVD/Game Disc rack inside the helmet.

None. Fucking none. It's a useless overpriced piece of plastic you're going to either leave in the box or put on the top fucking shelf of your room somewhere, hardly ever look at, and never use after the first time you try it out for ten minutes.

You're being fucked backwards and forwards. You pre-order when you shouldn't, a game that will need patches and possibly paid DLC to work remotely like it should, in order to get a worthless piece of plastic worth ten dollars at most, that you will pay fifty extra for and be thankful for it, because they created artificial scarcity by deliberately making far, far less than the number they knew people would want.

Anyone who actually pre-ordered for that giant piece of shit is just proof that a sucker really is born every minute.

Anyone who can't bring themselves to wait for the natural release deserves the assfucking they're setting themselves up for, and are the reason publishers can get away with this shit. If you do this, you are the reason they can cut huge fucking corners and massively casualize games and still get away with it on release day, because they know they already have your fucking money. You are buying the promise of something you know won't be delivered based on hype, not something that actually exists that you are getting based on its merits.

Fallout 4 could be a giant steaming pile of nonfunctional shit, you wouldn't know. You just bought it because you were dumb enough to believe the hype a trailer force fed you, because you were gullible enough to think three dollars worth of plastic that was made in China and molded into a nostalgic but useless shape on a limited run has value, or possibly because you're just plain stupid enough to still have faith in Bethesda, when every game they've made in the last ten years was a progressively buggier and more overly simplified piece of trash, and the only good games they're associated with were ones they paid other people to make for them.

If you pre-ordered because of the trailer, you are a moron. Trailers always lie. Something should be purchased based on the merits it has, not based on how awesome some guy says it is who is paid to tell you how awesome it is.

If you pre-ordered for the overpriced and worthless piece of plastic, you are a gullible rube who has not developed the important adult skills of forethought and insight. You are the sort of person who probably collected Beanie Babies or comics at some point, and doesn't understand that things deliberately made to be rare and valuable rarely actually become either, and are always useless regardless.

If you pre-ordered because you want to support Bethesda, you're a fucking idiot. The developers and publishers who are currently fucking over the industry love you. The ability to pre-order season passes exists becasuse of you.

The only thing of value Bethesda has released as part of the announcement was Fallout Shelter. And it's free, you dumb fucks. Take their free digital game, stop buying into the hype, and either pirate the game first so you can make an informed decision about whether it is worth your money, or fuck off for a year and get the game and the DLC for twenty bucks on Steam during the next Summer Sale. You'll thank me for it.
#285 - samxdaxman (06/24/2015) [-]
Someone didn't get their Pip Boy Edition.
#62 - thisisuser (06/24/2015) [-]
He's actually pretty damn right about most everything
You get negative points for your salt though
#58 - John Cena (06/24/2015) [-]
So basically you fucked up, bought some collector editions, play on console....and now blame everyone else for your own fuckups?

Truly we should take advice from someone like you.
User avatar #45 - mikhailovych (06/24/2015) [-]
someone's a little salty
#36 - John Cena (06/24/2015) [-]
Well goddamn said, mate
User avatar #35 - cryangel (06/24/2015) [-]
This much salt isn't good for you mate
#8 - >Maoris >Nearly extinct Those ******* are…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/21/2015 on Photos of nearly extinct... +90
User avatar #47 - ThrowBrik (06/21/2015) [-]
whakatane mang whakatane. Also don't they have that te rao channel or some shit, that culture here to bloody stay.
User avatar #46 - onionsam (06/21/2015) [-]
those new maraes have pretty good food though. i think they call it KFC
User avatar #52 - ironlak (06/21/2015) [-]
thought the new maraes where mt eden , and paremoremo..
User avatar #10 - threeeighteen (06/21/2015) [-]
Same with the Kazaks. They sort of have a country, they're not like the endangered peoples of Russia or anything.
User avatar #15 - nanglo (06/21/2015) [-]
We're not talking about the people, here. We're talking about the culture.
User avatar #14 - tepidteal (06/21/2015) [-]
>>#12, >>#8, I just repost things, man. That's what the original title was.
#17 - So the Arya is what got it banned last time? 06/20/2015 on Game of Thrones Pin Up Girls +5
#110 - That last one though, how would that bill even pass? Like … 06/16/2015 on Let's get ready to rage 9... 0


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#410 - boxxyguevara (12/12/2014) [-]
Oh my god, you're still on here? Wow, some things never change. Pic unrealted
Oh my god, you're still on here? Wow, some things never change. Pic unrealted
User avatar #407 - majormayor (11/29/2014) [-]
One of those people with an icon by that one person from long ago.
User avatar #409 to #408 - majormayor (11/29/2014) [-]
How does that make you feel?
User avatar #403 - ghostofmikail (07/08/2014) [-]
Well, at long last, I've found my name sharer.

Long time no see, Mikhail.
User avatar #401 - mikhailovych (02/11/2014) [-]
This is genuinely one of the stupidest thoughts a person can have. Listen, fag:

Since our hairy asses began to walk upright, We had one major goal as men: To make everything within eyesight bend to our will. We broke bones and cut our flesh rending the ground beneath us into something hospitable in an otherwise brutal and unforgiving nightmare. We fought every beast we could find in a quest for dominance, Then, when we stood atop the mound of corpses of every creature that wished to do us harm, we moved on to the most dangerous game; Ourselves. We ******* chased down game until it died of exhaustion. We beat each other to doom-esque gore piles with our goddamn fists.
Then we realized rocks and sticks work better. We had a ******* bronze age. **** your textbook; That guy who found metal wasn't saying "Oh, I could till more soil with this". He was saying "Well **** ! I bet I could cleave way more heads than Ogg over there with this sharp **** ! And we started battling. For almost every ******* ancient city, we had a group of men dedicated to smiting other men. We used that to shape the world into nations, testing themselves against a tide of ever raging war to see who could stand our own lust for ******* death.
Samurai, Vikings, Pirates, Knights. We all knew them as children. Why? We didn't grasp feudalism. We didn't ponder their technological advancement over their foes. We knew they were good at one thing. War. And we wanted to be just. Like. Them.
Parade all you want about one small speck of humanity that did the same dance as our common ancestors, because you're still right, albeit stupid. You don't know if you want to swim in dark water. You don't know if you want to play with spiders. You don't know if you could eat a raw eel, But you and almost every man alive knows hes willing to kill if he needs to. Regardless of who you love, where you come from, what you worship, You're still a goddamn human, And war is your craft
User avatar #400 - dandelionterror (12/25/2012) [-]
Merry Christmas mikhail! c:
User avatar #398 - dylanweber (12/03/2012) [-]
You need love. <3
#395 - gnifle (07/31/2012) [-]
Happy birthday! Have a fantastic day ^^Å
User avatar #396 to #395 - mikhailovych (07/31/2012) [-]
^^ Thankies!
User avatar #394 to #393 - mikhailovych (07/31/2012) [-]
Thankies ^^
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User avatar #389 to #385 - mikhailovych (07/31/2012) [-]
Thank you! ^^
#381 - ViXi (07/30/2012) [-]
Happy Birthday!
User avatar #383 to #381 - mikhailovych (07/30/2012) [-]
Thank you! ^^
#378 - malizlewaa (07/30/2012) [-]

User avatar #379 to #378 - mikhailovych (07/30/2012) [-]
Thank you! *hugs*
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User avatar #380 to #377 - mikhailovych (07/30/2012) [-]
Thanks! ^^
User avatar #376 - Syncronicity (07/30/2012) [-]
Happy birthday!
User avatar #382 to #376 - mikhailovych (07/30/2012) [-]
#370 - thelefthandzero (07/11/2012) [-]
When's your birthday? ^-^
User avatar #371 to #411 - mikhailovych (07/11/2012) [-]
July 30th ^^ don't forget zombiesniper's his is July 24th
#372 to #412 - thelefthandzero (07/11/2012) [-]
I knew his but not yours, thank you and noted :3 *hugs*
User avatar #366 - tastyfreddy (06/22/2012) [-]
Why do you need the pic?
User avatar #367 to #407 - mikhailovych (06/22/2012) [-]
probably gonna use it on the thread
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#362 to #402 - mikhailovych (06/10/2012) [-]
heh I only just found out that my blue as seen on tv file was corrupted so wouldn't upload but heres the priest if you want to do it yourself
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User avatar #364 to #404 - mikhailovych (06/10/2012) [-]
ok its back up
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