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Date Signed Up:10/24/2011
Last Login:12/19/2014
Location:New Zealand
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#9 - Rename this content to "How to lose a bet and be a cu… 12/18/2014 on Gift Card Bet +1
#51 - Picture 12/16/2014 on 14 Low-Pitched... +11
#13 - "Oh my god guys, just don't fight just talk to crazy dict…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/13/2014 on George Carlin +51
#71 - rexnocturna (12/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #63 - jokexplain (12/14/2014) [-]
every war initiated by the US in this decade has been a failure with disastrous consequences.
fact.
#74 - jdizzleoffthehizzl (12/14/2014) [-]
Thank god we haven't started any this decade then

Unless you count with whatever is happening with ISIL
User avatar #75 - jokexplain (12/14/2014) [-]
sorry I meant 2000-2014
#76 - jdizzleoffthehizzl (12/14/2014) [-]
There we go mijo!
#32 - certifiedidiot (12/14/2014) [-]
Aye, I don't agree with everything Ol' Carlin said, but I do rather like his bit about "bad language"
#26 - greyhoundfd (12/14/2014) [-]
That's not really what he's saying. We have this bizarre idea that when there's something bad happening somewhere in the world, we can just send in the troops and remove the apparent source of the bad stuff and everything will then be okay. In reality, it is much, much more complex than that, and what we usually end up doing is removing the one stopgap between some bad stuff and the shittiest shit storm in the entire fucking universe, and just watch in horror as we make things much much worse. This is what happens when we "fight for peace", and if instead of just sending in troops we analyzed all the complex little bits of socioeconomic detail that went into turning this countries into the shitholes that they are, we might find better solutions than a "fire-and-forget" military intervention.
#41 - "The navy has integrated..." There is more than one …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on This week in tech +18
User avatar #120 - slothboner (12/13/2014) [-]
USA USA USA USA. I fuck your mom facggot lick the butt cheese off myh asscrack mother fucker i swear i would fuck my mom if her pussy wasn't always jam packed with dicks
#14 - "I am not a guy in a suit, I am THE guy in the suit" 12/13/2014 on I'm batman 0
#14 - That was one of the cringiest things that I have ever read  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2014 on /pol is kill +11
User avatar #23 - kakariko (12/12/2014) [-]
Holy crap, the world filters
You Lamar Smith
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#410 - boxxyguevara (12/12/2014) [-]
Oh my god, you're still on here? Wow, some things never change. Pic unrealted
Oh my god, you're still on here? Wow, some things never change. Pic unrealted
User avatar #407 - majormayor (11/29/2014) [-]
One of those people with an icon by that one person from long ago.
User avatar #409 to #408 - majormayor (11/29/2014) [-]
How does that make you feel?
User avatar #403 - ghostofmikail (07/08/2014) [-]
Well, at long last, I've found my name sharer.

Long time no see, Mikhail.
User avatar #401 - mikhailovych (02/11/2014) [-]
This is genuinely one of the stupidest thoughts a person can have. Listen, fag:

Since our hairy asses began to walk upright, We had one major goal as men: To make everything within eyesight bend to our will. We broke bones and cut our flesh rending the ground beneath us into something hospitable in an otherwise brutal and unforgiving nightmare. We fought every beast we could find in a quest for dominance, Then, when we stood atop the mound of corpses of every creature that wished to do us harm, we moved on to the most dangerous game; Ourselves. We ******* chased down game until it died of exhaustion. We beat each other to doom-esque gore piles with our goddamn fists.
Then we realized rocks and sticks work better. We had a ******* bronze age. **** your textbook; That guy who found metal wasn't saying "Oh, I could till more soil with this". He was saying "Well **** ! I bet I could cleave way more heads than Ogg over there with this sharp **** ! And we started battling. For almost every ******* ancient city, we had a group of men dedicated to smiting other men. We used that to shape the world into nations, testing themselves against a tide of ever raging war to see who could stand our own lust for ******* death.
Samurai, Vikings, Pirates, Knights. We all knew them as children. Why? We didn't grasp feudalism. We didn't ponder their technological advancement over their foes. We knew they were good at one thing. War. And we wanted to be just. Like. Them.
Parade all you want about one small speck of humanity that did the same dance as our common ancestors, because you're still right, albeit stupid. You don't know if you want to swim in dark water. You don't know if you want to play with spiders. You don't know if you could eat a raw eel, But you and almost every man alive knows hes willing to kill if he needs to. Regardless of who you love, where you come from, what you worship, You're still a goddamn human, And war is your craft
User avatar #400 - dandelionterror ONLINE (12/25/2012) [-]
Merry Christmas mikhail! c:
User avatar #398 - dylanweber (12/03/2012) [-]
You need love. <3
#395 - gnifle (07/31/2012) [-]
Happy birthday! Have a fantastic day ^^Å
User avatar #396 to #395 - mikhailovych (07/31/2012) [-]
^^ Thankies!
#393 - therealdoctor ONLINE (07/31/2012) [-]
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User avatar #394 to #393 - mikhailovych (07/31/2012) [-]
Thankies ^^
#387 - meetthemedic **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #389 to #385 - mikhailovych (07/31/2012) [-]
Thank you! ^^
#381 - ViXi (07/30/2012) [-]
Happy Birthday!
User avatar #383 to #381 - mikhailovych (07/30/2012) [-]
Thank you! ^^
#378 - malizlewaa (07/30/2012) [-]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

User avatar #379 to #378 - mikhailovych (07/30/2012) [-]
Thank you! *hugs*
#377 - kikomiaa **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #380 to #377 - mikhailovych (07/30/2012) [-]
Thanks! ^^
User avatar #376 - Syncronicity (07/30/2012) [-]
Happy birthday!
User avatar #382 to #376 - mikhailovych (07/30/2012) [-]
Thanks!
#370 - thelefthandzero (07/11/2012) [-]
When's your birthday? ^-^
User avatar #371 to #411 - mikhailovych (07/11/2012) [-]
July 30th ^^ don't forget zombiesniper's his is July 24th
Thanks!
#372 to #412 - thelefthandzero (07/11/2012) [-]
I knew his but not yours, thank you and noted :3 *hugs*
User avatar #366 - tastyfreddy (06/22/2012) [-]
Why do you need the pic?
User avatar #367 to #407 - mikhailovych (06/22/2012) [-]
probably gonna use it on the thread
User avatar #369 to #409 - mikhailovych (06/22/2012) [-]
thanks
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#362 to #402 - mikhailovych (06/10/2012) [-]
heh I only just found out that my blue as seen on tv file was corrupted so wouldn't upload but heres the priest if you want to do it yourself
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User avatar #364 to #404 - mikhailovych (06/10/2012) [-]
ok its back up
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