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|#13 - Don't worry, Steven universe is closer to the new MLP||07/02/2015 on Splatoon Comp IX||+7|
|#34 - Those are Assault centurions, they're specifically used for de…||07/02/2015 on In WH40k, Helmets are for...||0|
|#30 - It's not like they could outrun a bullet anyway, so they're ju… [+] (2 new replies)||07/01/2015 on In WH40k, Helmets are for...||0|
|#108 - Yep, it said march 21 2014||06/28/2015 on would be a shame if...||0|
|#18 - I do love how if it was a black guy getting shot the comments … [+] (8 new replies)||06/26/2015 on I don't know how this post...||-6|
#22 - John Cena (06/26/2015) [-]
>be service dog
>never shows any sign of aggression since it's a service dog
>be chillin with my owner
>hear knock on door
>assault store owner
>reach for cops gun
Yeah those are comparable
|#45 - someone's a little salty||06/24/2015 on The definition of Pre-orders||+10|
|#23 - Looks like someone missed out on his pip-boy edition... [+] (7 new replies)||06/24/2015 on The definition of Pre-orders||+4|
#32 - lordraine (06/24/2015) [-]
The Pip Boy edition is a shitty gimmick designed to bribe people into preordering a Bethesda game when they know goddamn fucking well it will need at least two major patches to be functional and will never fully work on consoles since it will also need the community made bugfix patches that only PC users will have access to.
It's a giant ass clunky fucking accessory you're never going to wear around or actually use because it weighs too much and is too fucking valuable to risk scuffing or scratching.
Go ahead. Ask me how much use I got out of my Limited Edition Master Chief Helmet model. Ask me how much use I got out of the DVD/Game Disc rack inside the helmet.
None. Fucking none. It's a useless overpriced piece of plastic you're going to either leave in the box or put on the top fucking shelf of your room somewhere, hardly ever look at, and never use after the first time you try it out for ten minutes.
You're being fucked backwards and forwards. You pre-order when you shouldn't, a game that will need patches and possibly paid DLC to work remotely like it should, in order to get a worthless piece of plastic worth ten dollars at most, that you will pay fifty extra for and be thankful for it, because they created artificial scarcity by deliberately making far, far less than the number they knew people would want.
Anyone who actually pre-ordered for that giant piece of shit is just proof that a sucker really is born every minute.
Anyone who can't bring themselves to wait for the natural release deserves the assfucking they're setting themselves up for, and are the reason publishers can get away with this shit. If you do this, you are the reason they can cut huge fucking corners and massively casualize games and still get away with it on release day, because they know they already have your fucking money. You are buying the promise of something you know won't be delivered based on hype, not something that actually exists that you are getting based on its merits.
Fallout 4 could be a giant steaming pile of nonfunctional shit, you wouldn't know. You just bought it because you were dumb enough to believe the hype a trailer force fed you, because you were gullible enough to think three dollars worth of plastic that was made in China and molded into a nostalgic but useless shape on a limited run has value, or possibly because you're just plain stupid enough to still have faith in Bethesda, when every game they've made in the last ten years was a progressively buggier and more overly simplified piece of trash, and the only good games they're associated with were ones they paid other people to make for them.
If you pre-ordered because of the trailer, you are a moron. Trailers always lie. Something should be purchased based on the merits it has, not based on how awesome some guy says it is who is paid to tell you how awesome it is.
If you pre-ordered for the overpriced and worthless piece of plastic, you are a gullible rube who has not developed the important adult skills of forethought and insight. You are the sort of person who probably collected Beanie Babies or comics at some point, and doesn't understand that things deliberately made to be rare and valuable rarely actually become either, and are always useless regardless.
If you pre-ordered because you want to support Bethesda, you're a fucking idiot. The developers and publishers who are currently fucking over the industry love you. The ability to pre-order season passes exists becasuse of you.
The only thing of value Bethesda has released as part of the announcement was Fallout Shelter. And it's free, you dumb fucks. Take their free digital game, stop buying into the hype, and either pirate the game first so you can make an informed decision about whether it is worth your money, or fuck off for a year and get the game and the DLC for twenty bucks on Steam during the next Summer Sale. You'll thank me for it.
#58 - John Cena (06/24/2015) [-]
So basically you fucked up, bought some collector editions, play on console....and now blame everyone else for your own fuckups?
Truly we should take advice from someone like you.
#36 - John Cena (06/24/2015) [-]
Well goddamn said, mate
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