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Date Signed Up:10/24/2011
Last Login:7/22/2014
Location:New Zealand
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#96 - Cannot ******* wait for Civil war and world war Hulk  [+] (1 new reply) 7 hours ago on I love Marvel movies +2
User avatar #110 - Crusader (6 hours ago) [-]
Good luck getting Civil War.
#123 - The things I would do to the one on the far left  [+] (3 new replies) 7 hours ago on Beauty comes in all shapes... +3
User avatar #125 - indulge (7 hours ago) [-]
Tie her to both ends of a bendy stick and shoot arrows with her?
#131 - kightofnever (6 hours ago) [-]
hilarious
User avatar #132 - indulge (6 hours ago) [-]
Glad I could make you smile
#40 - That is water you stupid **** 07/16/2014 on GoOd Guy Bill Nye 0
#1 - Pursuer I think Flexile Sentry Old Dragonsla…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2014 on Dark souls 2 0
User avatar #2 - roxasftw (07/11/2014) [-]
Thank you for being very helpful :3
Also, I knew the Pursuer and the Dragon rider and Dragon slayer, just not the Flexile sentry
Anyway, thanks
#147 - Ah I see, you're one of the guys who likes to hold the hate signs  [+] (5 new replies) 07/11/2014 on AAAWWWW YYEEAAAHHHHH! +8
#162 - dehumanizer (07/11/2014) [-]
im one of those guys who doesent wanna see unfunny stale gale propaganda everyday on this site's frontpage, stop shoving homosexsuality in my face, this is why i oppose it
User avatar #182 - zevran (07/11/2014) [-]
Have you maybe considered that it's not the site or its users that is the problem? It's you.
#188 - dehumanizer (07/11/2014) [-]
no way
#225 - elmarcocfc (07/11/2014) [-]
You may have been born in this generation, but your mind is still stuck in the 50's. Times are changing, things are modernizing.
#230 - dehumanizer (07/11/2014) [-]
buulshit
#144 - Ok, please explain why you think I own a fedora?  [+] (7 new replies) 07/11/2014 on AAAWWWW YYEEAAAHHHHH! +6
#145 - dehumanizer (07/11/2014) [-]
Because its for homosexsual supporters.
User avatar #147 - mikhailovych (07/11/2014) [-]
Ah I see, you're one of the guys who likes to hold the hate signs
#162 - dehumanizer (07/11/2014) [-]
im one of those guys who doesent wanna see unfunny stale gale propaganda everyday on this site's frontpage, stop shoving homosexsuality in my face, this is why i oppose it
User avatar #182 - zevran (07/11/2014) [-]
Have you maybe considered that it's not the site or its users that is the problem? It's you.
#188 - dehumanizer (07/11/2014) [-]
no way
#225 - elmarcocfc (07/11/2014) [-]
You may have been born in this generation, but your mind is still stuck in the 50's. Times are changing, things are modernizing.
#230 - dehumanizer (07/11/2014) [-]
buulshit
#18 - I've actually seen a gay guy get laid off of one of these thin…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/11/2014 on AAAWWWW YYEEAAAHHHHH! +88
#85 - dehumanizer (07/11/2014) [-]
nice unironic fedora
#149 - grandlordchicken (07/11/2014) [-]
This, this is my problem with the whole "fedoras mean pretentious" thing. There are so many fantastic old characters that wear fedoras and aren't pretentious at all, Rorschach, Indiana Jones, Dick Tracy.
User avatar #144 - mikhailovych (07/11/2014) [-]
Ok, please explain why you think I own a fedora?
#145 - dehumanizer (07/11/2014) [-]
Because its for homosexsual supporters.
User avatar #147 - mikhailovych (07/11/2014) [-]
Ah I see, you're one of the guys who likes to hold the hate signs
#162 - dehumanizer (07/11/2014) [-]
im one of those guys who doesent wanna see unfunny stale gale propaganda everyday on this site's frontpage, stop shoving homosexsuality in my face, this is why i oppose it
User avatar #182 - zevran (07/11/2014) [-]
Have you maybe considered that it's not the site or its users that is the problem? It's you.
#188 - dehumanizer (07/11/2014) [-]
no way
#225 - elmarcocfc (07/11/2014) [-]
You may have been born in this generation, but your mind is still stuck in the 50's. Times are changing, things are modernizing.
#230 - dehumanizer (07/11/2014) [-]
buulshit
#13 - On heroic that ******* level was so bitchy I … 07/11/2014 on Winning never looked so... 0
#21 - Because this is a ********* so everyone involved …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on Operation Wave Bomb +17
#41 - gorathsm (07/08/2014) [-]
.... Did anybody else notice the male predator has a vagina for a throat/
#222 - Down with male millenials 07/07/2014 on What stupid shit do you... 0
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User avatar #403 - ghostofmikail (07/08/2014) [-]
Well, at long last, I've found my name sharer.

Long time no see, Mikhail.
User avatar #401 - mikhailovych (02/11/2014) [-]
This is genuinely one of the stupidest thoughts a person can have. Listen, fag:

Since our hairy asses began to walk upright, We had one major goal as men: To make everything within eyesight bend to our will. We broke bones and cut our flesh rending the ground beneath us into something hospitable in an otherwise brutal and unforgiving nightmare. We fought every beast we could find in a quest for dominance, Then, when we stood atop the mound of corpses of every creature that wished to do us harm, we moved on to the most dangerous game; Ourselves. We ******* chased down game until it died of exhaustion. We beat each other to doom-esque gore piles with our goddamn fists.
Then we realized rocks and sticks work better. We had a ******* bronze age. **** your textbook; That guy who found metal wasn't saying "Oh, I could till more soil with this". He was saying "Well **** ! I bet I could cleave way more heads than Ogg over there with this sharp **** ! And we started battling. For almost every ******* ancient city, we had a group of men dedicated to smiting other men. We used that to shape the world into nations, testing themselves against a tide of ever raging war to see who could stand our own lust for ******* death.
Samurai, Vikings, Pirates, Knights. We all knew them as children. Why? We didn't grasp feudalism. We didn't ponder their technological advancement over their foes. We knew they were good at one thing. War. And we wanted to be just. Like. Them.
Parade all you want about one small speck of humanity that did the same dance as our common ancestors, because you're still right, albeit stupid. You don't know if you want to swim in dark water. You don't know if you want to play with spiders. You don't know if you could eat a raw eel, But you and almost every man alive knows hes willing to kill if he needs to. Regardless of who you love, where you come from, what you worship, You're still a goddamn human, And war is your craft
User avatar #400 - dandelionterror (12/25/2012) [-]
Merry Christmas mikhail! c:
User avatar #398 - dylanweber (12/03/2012) [-]
You need love. <3
#395 - gnifle (07/31/2012) [-]
Happy birthday! Have a fantastic day ^^Å
User avatar #396 to #395 - mikhailovych (07/31/2012) [-]
^^ Thankies!
User avatar #394 to #393 - mikhailovych (07/31/2012) [-]
Thankies ^^
#387 - meetthemedic **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #389 to #385 - mikhailovych (07/31/2012) [-]
Thank you! ^^
#381 - ViXi (07/30/2012) [-]
Happy Birthday!
User avatar #383 to #381 - mikhailovych (07/30/2012) [-]
Thank you! ^^
#378 - malizlewaa (07/30/2012) [-]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

User avatar #379 to #378 - mikhailovych (07/30/2012) [-]
Thank you! *hugs*
#377 - kikomiaa **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #380 to #377 - mikhailovych (07/30/2012) [-]
Thanks! ^^
User avatar #376 - Syncronicity (07/30/2012) [-]
Happy birthday!
User avatar #382 to #376 - mikhailovych (07/30/2012) [-]
Thanks!
#370 - thelefthandzero (07/11/2012) [-]
When's your birthday? ^-^
User avatar #371 to #411 - mikhailovych (07/11/2012) [-]
July 30th ^^ don't forget zombiesniper's his is July 24th
Thanks!
#372 to #412 - thelefthandzero (07/11/2012) [-]
I knew his but not yours, thank you and noted :3 *hugs*
User avatar #366 - tastyfreddy (06/22/2012) [-]
Why do you need the pic?
User avatar #367 to #407 - mikhailovych (06/22/2012) [-]
probably gonna use it on the thread
User avatar #369 to #409 - mikhailovych (06/22/2012) [-]
thanks
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#362 to #402 - mikhailovych (06/10/2012) [-]
heh I only just found out that my blue as seen on tv file was corrupted so wouldn't upload but heres the priest if you want to do it yourself
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User avatar #364 to #404 - mikhailovych (06/10/2012) [-]
ok its back up
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User avatar #358 - malizlewaa (06/07/2012) [-]
Hey whatsup?
User avatar #359 to #399 - mikhailovych (06/07/2012) [-]
not much, you?
User avatar #360 to #400 - malizlewaa (06/07/2012) [-]
Missed another Livestream yo :P
User avatar #345 - malizlewaa (05/26/2012) [-]
Yo, we havent talked in ages, whatsup?
User avatar #346 to #386 - mikhailovych (05/26/2012) [-]
not much, you?
User avatar #347 to #387 - malizlewaa (05/26/2012) [-]
Just at work, gonna buy some pizza for dinner, chillax at home
User avatar #348 to #388 - mikhailovych (05/26/2012) [-]
nice, I haven't had pizza in awhile
also you shoulda told me you were doing a livestream I woulda shown up! :P
User avatar #349 to #389 - malizlewaa (05/26/2012) [-]
I didnt know where you were, I posted the links on Pony Thread like 5 times last night :P
User avatar #350 to #390 - mikhailovych (05/26/2012) [-]
coulda texted me lol, I woud have made you draw something like optimus prime on a unicycle :P
User avatar #351 to #391 - malizlewaa (05/26/2012) [-]
Maybe next time
User avatar #352 to #392 - mikhailovych (05/26/2012) [-]
heh
or i'll choose something insanely difficult to be a little ****** :3
User avatar #353 to #393 - malizlewaa (05/26/2012) [-]
implying you arent already
User avatar #354 to #394 - mikhailovych (05/26/2012) [-]
you just jelly of my style :P
#342 - malizlewaa (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey there.

Come here often?
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