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#61 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
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#59 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
The movie is just straight up bad. It's kind of funny in a weird way, though.
#49 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
Lindsay (Ashley C. Williams) and Jenny (Ashlynn Yennie), two American tourists in Germany, are drugged and involuntarily detained by crazed surgeon Dr. Josef Heiter (Dieter Laser) when they seek help at his house after they get a flat tire. The women awake in a makeshift medical ward. They witness Heiter kill a kidnapped truck driver (Rene de Wit) after Heiter informs him he is "not a match". Heiter secures a new male captive, Japanese tourist Katsuro (Akihiro Kitamura). The doctor explains that he is a world-renowned expert at separating Siamese twins, but dreams of making new creatures by sewing people together. He describes in detail how he will surgically connect his three victims mouth-to-anus, so that they share a single digestive system.
#51 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
After Lindsay tries to escape and fails, Heiter explains that he had previously experimented with creating what he called a "three-dog", also joined mouth-to-anus. However, the three-dog died shortly after surgery. Heiter tells Lindsay that one dog tried to escape and that dog became the middle, thus this caused the most pain to the dog and as punishment for her escape attempt, she will become the middle part of his centipede. Heiter performs the surgery, placing Katsuro at the front, Lindsay in the middle and Jenny at the rear. He removes the teeth of both women and mutilates the buttocks of both Katsuro and Lindsay in order to provide easier access to the rectums, which he hideously stitches and grafts their mouthes to. During his procedure, he severs the ligaments in his victims' knees so they cannot stand and are forced to crawl, and connects the victims together in a line with their mouths surgically attached to the anus of the person in front of them.
#40 - drakevil (04/06/2014) [-]
My advice? Dont.
It's not THAT terrible, but it it's also not that good either. In my opinion, "Hostel" was way more disgusting and horrifying, not 'fear" horrifying, more like "wtf?" horrifying.
So if you are in to this kind of thing then the movie is not going to be that great, but if are not it's going to be kind of disturbing.
#38 - enigmaticspirit (04/06/2014) [-]
I've seen worse. The acting isn't THAT bad. It's bad, but not like hilariously terrible. Same goes for the writting. Also it's gross, but not incredibly so. Worse part for me was when a girl runs and an iv rips out of her arm. Shit looked like it fucking hurt. It's just... Ehhh... There are better bad movies. Check out Transmorphers or The Room.
#34 - slightlyillegal (04/06/2014) [-]
You can pretty much see all the real shock scenes coming a mile away. The places the movie goes I would hardly call surprising, but I'll say this much. They are effective.
While I didn't think the movie deserved my seal of approval as a quality film, I do insist on defending it in one respect. In an age where horror movies have become gore-fests, Human Centipede managed to make a name for itself without being overly graphic at all. In fact the squeamish nature of the movie is largely left up to the imagination of the viewer. These days that's quite a rarity.
The second one... on the other hand... well it just shat right over that. Depraved to a contrived degree. No real point other than bragging rights for being over the top.
Still... I'll never see either of them ever again. Heard they're making a third one. Doubt I'll even bother.
#27 - maxismahname (04/06/2014) [-]
I skimmed through it. I just remember the second one having a part where they are all in the formation, and they fat retarded dude sticks a tube down the first chicks throat and pours milk or some shit into it. And I think one of the people is preggo and shit happens. Plus they shit into each others mouths and vomit into each others assholes. I couldn't eat cereal for a month, and I only watched a few seconds of each of the scenes, I couldn't really bear anymore, and that's even after being on the internet for a while.
#17 - cycloberrick (04/06/2014) [-]
it's poorly written
it literally makes you upset by how fucking retarded the people are because they're given like 3 different opportunities to escape and they don't.
1.5/10 would not recommend
I couldn't even finish the whole movie, I got like 2/3 of the way through it and then just decided to stop
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