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#233 - HFW realization hits after eating pizza rolls 15 hours ago on Get on his lvl +9
#59 - Picture 04/09/2014 on one of the best NOPE gif ever +5
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#13 - How is Human Centipede? I plan on watching it tomorro…  [+] (28 new replies) 04/05/2014 on My favourite mood ruiner +14
#98 - seylorm (04/06/2014) [-]
if you want to watch a truely disgusting movie, I recomend this one it is totally fucked up and disturbing. If you have any sense of morality left you probably shouldn't watch it.
#96 - manirock (04/06/2014) [-]
If you like watching surgically connected people shit in each other's mouths, then it is the movie for you
User avatar #80 - fukkendragonite (04/06/2014) [-]
Not that bad really. I mean, if you watched it without knowing anything about the film, maybe. But you know the premise of the film now and people have killed the shock value of it by over-hyping how disgusting it is. So not as bad as you think, no way.
User avatar #72 - artimax (04/06/2014) [-]
I've only seen the first one but there was pretty much nothing disgusting in it
Also I was just laughing through the entire movie because of the faces that fucked up doctor makes
User avatar #68 - slendermanspenis (04/06/2014) [-]
The first one is alright its got humour in it but the second one he uses 12 people instead of three and a pregnant women..
#61 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
for you youngins....swap.avi
#59 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
The movie is just straight up bad. It's kind of funny in a weird way, though.
#49 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
Lindsay (Ashley C. Williams) and Jenny (Ashlynn Yennie), two American tourists in Germany, are drugged and involuntarily detained by crazed surgeon Dr. Josef Heiter (Dieter Laser) when they seek help at his house after they get a flat tire. The women awake in a makeshift medical ward. They witness Heiter kill a kidnapped truck driver (Rene de Wit) after Heiter informs him he is "not a match". Heiter secures a new male captive, Japanese tourist Katsuro (Akihiro Kitamura). The doctor explains that he is a world-renowned expert at separating Siamese twins, but dreams of making new creatures by sewing people together. He describes in detail how he will surgically connect his three victims mouth-to-anus, so that they share a single digestive system.
#51 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
After Lindsay tries to escape and fails, Heiter explains that he had previously experimented with creating what he called a "three-dog", also joined mouth-to-anus. However, the three-dog died shortly after surgery. Heiter tells Lindsay that one dog tried to escape and that dog became the middle, thus this caused the most pain to the dog and as punishment for her escape attempt, she will become the middle part of his centipede. Heiter performs the surgery, placing Katsuro at the front, Lindsay in the middle and Jenny at the rear. He removes the teeth of both women and mutilates the buttocks of both Katsuro and Lindsay in order to provide easier access to the rectums, which he hideously stitches and grafts their mouthes to. During his procedure, he severs the ligaments in his victims' knees so they cannot stand and are forced to crawl, and connects the victims together in a line with their mouths surgically attached to the anus of the person in front of them.
#78 - haimom (04/06/2014) [-]
Three dog you say?
#53 - Orc (04/06/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** gg me oh well

tfw I ruined half the story as anonymous for nearly minimum thumbs down
User avatar #54 - suspicious (04/06/2014) [-]
Theres nothing more suspicious than a guy that deletes a comment that said suspicious.
.....I'm on to you Orc.
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User avatar #40 - drakevil (04/06/2014) [-]
My advice? Dont.

It's not THAT terrible, but it it's also not that good either. In my opinion, "Hostel" was way more disgusting and horrifying, not 'fear" horrifying, more like "wtf?" horrifying.

So if you are in to this kind of thing then the movie is not going to be that great, but if are not it's going to be kind of disturbing.
User avatar #38 - enigmaticspirit (04/06/2014) [-]
I've seen worse. The acting isn't THAT bad. It's bad, but not like hilariously terrible. Same goes for the writting. Also it's gross, but not incredibly so. Worse part for me was when a girl runs and an iv rips out of her arm. Shit looked like it fucking hurt. It's just... Ehhh... There are better bad movies. Check out Transmorphers or The Room.
User avatar #39 - kommandantvideo (04/06/2014) [-]
If that's bad don't watch Breaking Bad. There's a scene where Walter takes the needles out of himself while spending a night in the hospital, and when he returns he puts all the shit back in
User avatar #41 - enigmaticspirit (04/06/2014) [-]
Watched all of Breaking Bad t'was good . That scene got me a bit too. I can watch a horror movie like it's nothing, but needles freak me the fuck out.
#37 - alostsomeone (04/06/2014) [-]
Watch Martyr's instead.
#36 - xcoreyx (04/06/2014) [-]
I highly recommend against it. I mean I'm a fan of the genre (I enjoyed all 7 Saw movies), but this was just terrible. Disturbing in a bad and unentertaining way.
#34 - slightlyillegal (04/06/2014) [-]
You can pretty much see all the real shock scenes coming a mile away. The places the movie goes I would hardly call surprising, but I'll say this much. They are effective.

While I didn't think the movie deserved my seal of approval as a quality film, I do insist on defending it in one respect. In an age where horror movies have become gore-fests, Human Centipede managed to make a name for itself without being overly graphic at all. In fact the squeamish nature of the movie is largely left up to the imagination of the viewer. These days that's quite a rarity.

The second one... on the other hand... well it just shat right over that. Depraved to a contrived degree. No real point other than bragging rights for being over the top.

Still... I'll never see either of them ever again. Heard they're making a third one. Doubt I'll even bother.
User avatar #27 - maxismahname (04/06/2014) [-]
I skimmed through it. I just remember the second one having a part where they are all in the formation, and they fat retarded dude sticks a tube down the first chicks throat and pours milk or some shit into it. And I think one of the people is preggo and shit happens. Plus they shit into each others mouths and vomit into each others assholes. I couldn't eat cereal for a month, and I only watched a few seconds of each of the scenes, I couldn't really bear anymore, and that's even after being on the internet for a while.
#26 - alecsucks (04/06/2014) [-]
**alecsucks rolled image** I think honestly they are ok both of them have a interesting story I supposed but the second is definitely messed up
User avatar #24 - gemleonn (04/06/2014) [-]
The first one was alright. Not great, but it was far from the worst.

The second one....seriously not worth your time. I honestly wish I could undo watching it, just because it was incredibly stupid
User avatar #23 - decimatorthebeast (04/06/2014) [-]
not to mention most of the cast are pornstars, so you can pretty much surmise that the acting sucks
User avatar #20 - randomwanker (04/06/2014) [-]
the second one is better
User avatar #18 - areialview (04/06/2014) [-]
I myself found it pretty damn disturbing
User avatar #17 - cycloberrick (04/06/2014) [-]
it's poorly written

it's gross

it literally makes you upset by how fucking retarded the people are because they're given like 3 different opportunities to escape and they don't.

1.5/10 would not recommend

I couldn't even finish the whole movie, I got like 2/3 of the way through it and then just decided to stop
#14 - seylorm (04/05/2014) [-]
the first one really isn't that gross, but the second one probably even more than you expect
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#278 - anonymous (03/31/2014) [-]
I can't decide if that's strange or completely normal
User avatar #235 - gabemczombie (03/31/2014) [-]
Seriously tho, it probably has to do with not wanting to watch a 12-inch beast destroy a girl because... *Looks down*
User avatar #485 - imnotkickthecat (03/31/2014) [-]
I find black people to be disgusting naked.
User avatar #552 - gabemczombie (04/01/2014) [-]
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#356 - oh god the one with the lack of women in Saving Private Ryan  [+] (2 new replies) 03/28/2014 on Cringe Compilation 14 +10
User avatar #368 - pulluspardus (03/28/2014) [-]
Its fake.
User avatar #362 - stealingbikes (03/28/2014) [-]
Rage inspiring isn't it?

Bitch needs to be punched in the mouth
#164 - I actually enjoy puns a lot, so if that's your sweet spot then…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2014 on (Oh See) 0
User avatar #166 - WhiteCrayon (03/23/2014) [-]
SEnsei I will
#162 - Not gonna lie, this was pretty bad OC Simply saying &…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/23/2014 on (Oh See) +3
User avatar #163 - WhiteCrayon (03/23/2014) [-]
Actually my objective is to feast out the comments like yours so I can apply them torwards making better posts, most of what I've learned is that I shouldn't focus on being a new butt with insecurities, but just having fun making puns.
#164 - mikeymikee (03/23/2014) [-]
I actually enjoy puns a lot, so if that's your sweet spot then make it happen bud
User avatar #166 - WhiteCrayon (03/23/2014) [-]
SEnsei I will
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