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mikeymikee

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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: PS4, 360, PS3, Wii
X-box Gamertag: Mike N Ikeeee
PSN: mikerula
Date Signed Up:6/05/2012
Location:Under your bed
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#2527
Highest Content Rank:#4204
Highest Comment Rank:#2511
Content Thumbs: 470 total,  1010 ,  540
Comment Thumbs: 5639 total,  5885 ,  246
Content Level Progress: 40% (4/10)
Level 41 Content: Sammich eater → Level 42 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 39% (39/100)
Level 248 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 249 Comments: Doinitrite
Subscribers:2
Content Views:58791
Times Content Favorited:28 times
Total Comments Made:499
FJ Points:5311
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#51 - Idk, sure Scarlett didn't go topless in The Island, but she go… 04/24/2015 on Huge fact comp #6 0
#81 - Just saying, any person would react like this. It's a fight or…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2015 on GIFS to Giggle at +3
User avatar #82 - zerotzallander (04/22/2015) [-]
I've never seen roaches. So yeah. I wouldn't be able to tell..
#148 - "1 + 1 = shut the **** up" 04/20/2015 on Thug Life Compilation #2 +4
#58 - Picture 04/15/2015 on wanna take a look at my wares? +3
#139 - 4th time today man 04/09/2015 on Disney Facts 2 +6
#92 - MFW I have a Bachelor's in Psychology with a 3.4 GPA and I can…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2015 on Job interviews +6
User avatar #102 - elcreepo (04/07/2015) [-]
Simple, don't play up your degree to get the job. Also psychology is hard as fuck to find places in.

You want an entry level/basic retail job? DON'T OVERDRESS OR APPEAR IN ANY WAY AS THOUGH YOU'D RATHER HAVE THE MANAGER'S JOB. You're applying for a job to hand out food or something, not get a bank loan. Dress as though you have only the basic skills and can be taught.

You also have to bug them. Repeatedly. The more you bug, the more you look like you're interested. My grandmother was head nurse at a hospital when she was still working and the only nurses who got jobs were the ones who called 20 times in a week. Because to her they were the ones most interested in landing the job. Sometimes it's just to get you to shut the fuck up, but it still works.

And you should probably know people who work at that job. Even acquaintances who don't mind you will do. Who you know matters more than what you know.
#5 - Finally, my weekly dose 03/27/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #54 +7
#5 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2015 on Ded 0
#6 - davidavidson Comment deleted by mikeymikee
#74 - Looks like spongebob is in the studio spitting fire on his mixtape 03/26/2015 on 6 million +1
#13 - I think it's finally happened I've finally come to th…  [+] (27 new replies) 03/25/2015 on tumblr Logic +775
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#479 - fefe (03/26/2015) [-]
I'll try to convince you it's not trolling anyway. this is how women gain and use power.
they chose not to work as hard as men, and they're not as smart as men
but they're better talkers, so they shame and protest, and use the power of the state to get what they want.
this is both a display of power and a means to get their way all the while seeming innocent
and like they have the best of intentions. like sun tzu said, all warfare is based on deception
and in this, women are the masters. any women could do this, but only the rich previledged feminists chose to abuse their power.
User avatar #476 - fyaq (03/26/2015) [-]
Half of them are made up for the sole purpose of screenshotting and going "LOLOLOL LOOK AT THIS IDIOT LOLOLOL XDDDD"
#464 - fefe (03/26/2015) [-]
Dont tell me that you need EVIDENCE
#438 - sealcubclubbinclub (03/26/2015) [-]
#437 - gloomyhallow (03/26/2015) [-]
User avatar #434 - Tazdingo (03/26/2015) [-]
Poe's law.
User avatar #379 - swimmingprodigy (03/26/2015) [-]
i just laugh at how retarded most of their ideas are, and the fact that their bitching on tumblr doesn't actually change anything in the real world
User avatar #370 - tealkangaroo (03/26/2015) [-]
until you realise that the people trolling actually inspire people who think the trolls are being serious, and it spreads
User avatar #363 - daentraya (03/26/2015) [-]
Sometimes, it is the best defense strategy. Humans weren't created with the ability to handle a whole worlds measure of bullshit. Sometimes, you just gotta.. Let it go, and wait it out
User avatar #345 - undeadwill (03/26/2015) [-]
They are real I've seen it man. I know trolls when I see them and on tumblr trolls stick out like sore thumbs. But these fuckers..,
They for real.
User avatar #336 - oceanfrank (03/26/2015) [-]
I've been at this point for so fucking long. I dont think I've ever believe a single character in these tumblr comments. There is just no fucking possible way people can be this stupid.
#323 - fefe (03/26/2015) [-]
There is a reason why Tumblr hates Tumblr. Sometimes they are trolling on certain occasions, others, they're flat out believing in it.

Been there for a year or two now, most of Tumblr hates the SJW crowd.
#275 - ventriloquist (03/26/2015) [-]
Welcome to enlightenment, fellow human being
User avatar #243 - xdiabolicx (03/26/2015) [-]
A theory that is keeping me sane is that when 4chan got pretty much disbanded most of them got bored and started tumblr accounts to make them look bad using these posts to troll everyone. Your move internet.
#204 - fefe (03/26/2015) [-]
That has trans in it though
User avatar #182 - udungoofedup (03/26/2015) [-]
Denial is not the same as acceptance. You're still at stage one, the denial phase. You have so far to go my friend. Please put a trigger warning on transcended, my 8th head mate wolf-kin Shiva (no she's not Indian you racist Cishet scum) is offended
User avatar #116 - therealgraficscat (03/25/2015) [-]
Can you not use that reaction pic? It has the words prefix "trans" in it and it's kind of offensive
I'm just kidding
User avatar #105 - angelodlt (03/25/2015) [-]
Ever since the beginning I've always just denied that people like this exist.
No matter how many videos and posts you can show me i will refuse to believe any of this is real.
User avatar #94 - EdwardNigma (03/25/2015) [-]
It stopped affecting me a long ass while ago.
I just say "they're whack cunts" and go on my merry way.
#43 - fefe (03/25/2015) [-]
It's all fake. Well the NUS thing not apparently. The rest are trolls. Google any of it of you doubt it.
#33 - fefe (03/25/2015) [-]
Only untill stupidity reaches the next peak, and pure white anger coupled with a raging torrent of annoyance emerges from the very core of your being.
User avatar #168 - pokedigimon (03/26/2015) [-]
"White" anger...that triggers me. What about PoC anger! Fucking die cis-scum. Kill yourself!
#32 - bwiedieter (03/25/2015) [-]
They are serious, and you fucking know it. Don´t hide your anger. Let it nurture you, let it guide you. Let the anger flow through you.
Think of all the people who swallow up this bullshit every hour of every day, always smacking their lipstick-ed lips and asking their cis-genderfluent autistic-bipolar plantkin bullshit-chefs for a nice big steaming heap of seconds; both parties taking turns in validating the other groups beliefs in a giant circlejerk of butthurt, retardation and anger.
Think about the self-righteousness they feel when they fight their perverted version of a fight against evil.
Think about how many impressionable young´uns they assimilate every day.
Think about the future of the human race if their every wish came true today.

When you´ve really contemplated all of the above, taken your time, thought it thoroughly through - and still are in your transcendental state and not back on the hallowed grounds of the church of Angerville... Then, my friend, we could all learn a lot from you, and you should bless us with your teachings.
#417 - truemecid (03/26/2015) [-]
They are serious, and you fucking know it. Don´t hide your anger. Let it nurture you, let it guide you. Let the anger flow through you.
Think of all the people who swallow up this bullshit every hour of every day, always smacking their hairy buttcheeks together and asking their edgy, semi-nazi, friend-zoned, autistic virgin bullshit-chefs for a nice big steaming heap of seconds; both parties taking turns in validating the other groups beliefs in a giant circlejerk of butthurt, retardation and anger.
Think about the self-righteousness they feel when they fight their perverted version of a fight against evil.
Think about how many impressionable young´uns they assimilate every day.
Think about the future of the human race if their every wish came true today.

When you´ve really contemplated all of the above, taken your time, thought it thoroughly through - and still are in your transcendental state and not back on the hallowed grounds of the church of Angerville... Then, my friend, we could all learn a lot from you, and you should bless us with your teachings.
#430 - bwiedieter (03/26/2015) [-]
Yeah, that works as well.
#59 - oniseiji (03/25/2015) [-]
LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID
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User avatar #4 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (03/21/2015) [-]
>blue name
>almost 20 pages of comments
>not 10 pages of content


berrypicker af
User avatar #3 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #2 - tredbear (03/09/2014) [-]
Go **** Yourself.
User avatar #1 - tredbear (03/09/2014) [-]
Go **** Yourself.
 
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