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mikepetru

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Age: 111
Date Signed Up:11/26/2010
Last Login:7/04/2015
Location:Shadow Realm
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#1481
Comment Ranking:#1260
Highest Content Rank:#132
Highest Comment Rank:#417
Content Thumbs: 116490 total,  132026 ,  15536
Comment Thumbs: 32753 total,  34642 ,  1889
Content Level Progress: 46.84% (2342/5000)
Level 310 Content: Wizard → Level 311 Content: Wizard
Comment Level Progress: 85.8% (858/1000)
Level 327 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 328 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:11
Content Views:4266081
Times Content Favorited:6138 times
Total Comments Made:2840
FJ Points:140424
Favorite Tags: comic (6) | korra (6) | rage (6) | spongebob (5) | lol (3) | avatar (2) | cat (2) | dragonball (2) | Even (2) | krabs (2) | math (2) | Not (2) | Once (2) | PENGUIN (2) | plankton (2) | skyrim (2) | Squidward (2) | the (2) | women (2) | z (2)

latest user's comments

#37 - These don't look like alot but I tried the Spiderman workout o… 01/21/2015 on I might try some of these. 0
#52 - And they had the nerve to cancel Invader Zim for being "t… 01/21/2015 on Me in the Winter +3
#206 - So when he makes you hard, do you get......pseudowoodo? 01/20/2015 on Happy 1 Month BB Cakes 0
#204 - Hey, hey, a little less sass and a little more sticking it in my ass.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/20/2015 on Happy 1 Month BB Cakes 0
User avatar #205 - whiterabit (01/20/2015) [-]
My pseudodick is for mattdoggy, not you
#206 - mikepetru (01/20/2015) [-]
So when he makes you hard, do you get......pseudowoodo?
#11 - Fairy is super effective against dragons because dragons tend …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/20/2015 on Random Internet #3 +14
User avatar #16 - platinumaltaria (01/20/2015) [-]
The moment gamefreak makes Fairy Tail a move is the moment I agree with that.
#13 - vinedragon (01/20/2015) [-]
Fuck. That makes sense. You're not supposed to do that!
#147 - You have a great sense of humor. mattdoggy is lucky to have you.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/20/2015 on Happy 1 Month BB Cakes +7
#203 - whiterabit (01/20/2015) [-]
#204 - mikepetru (01/20/2015) [-]
Hey, hey, a little less sass and a little more sticking it in my ass.
User avatar #205 - whiterabit (01/20/2015) [-]
My pseudodick is for mattdoggy, not you
#206 - mikepetru (01/20/2015) [-]
So when he makes you hard, do you get......pseudowoodo?
#12 - When my future son turns 18, I will go into the garage, open a…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/20/2015 on It's Happening +140
User avatar #123 - dogziller (01/20/2015) [-]
sounds like a plan.
#80 - John Cena (01/20/2015) [-]
Dude, Im an hispanic, named by 2 dirt poor hispanic parents (born from the poor part of a poor town in a poor country, moved to newyork) Im my name is Renault Griffon. Where the fuck did they get this from?
#105 - djoka (01/20/2015) [-]
This
#51 - nephtus (01/20/2015) [-]
"But dad, how could this be any fun? Assassin's Creed 9 is so much more fun than this! And the new CoD 16, which is so much more different than the last one!"

At that point, I'm afraid sacrificing him to your Gods may be a very plausible solution It will be your dutty to teach him better than that
User avatar #65 - zvone (01/20/2015) [-]
Future son 18 years and CoD 16? It'll be atleast 35..
#7 - The Giver, Fahrenheit 451, Anthem, all those utopia novels, th…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2015 on equality +28
#29 - "I see yooooou....ZAP! I see yoo-hoooo.....ZAP!" 01/19/2015 on Video games with Spongebob... +50
#27 - "If I can't have you as a friend, I'm gonna make you a tr… 01/19/2015 on Video games with Spongebob... +75
#26 - "What kind of a place is this?! THERE'S NO WATER IN HERE… 01/19/2015 on Video games with Spongebob... 0
#25 - ALIEN HUNTING! ALIEN HUNTING! 01/19/2015 on Video games with Spongebob... +50
#9 - I always imagine a real life version of this would be to sit d… 01/18/2015 on Rejected 0
#14 - Swing first, bro 01/16/2015 on If pokemon were in the... 0
#25 - "Who is better? Me or mom?" 01/16/2015 on what did the virgin say +9
#16 - u want sum fuk? Can't tell if he asked a questi…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/16/2015 on Old National lampoon drawings +28
#53 - drperzik (01/16/2015) [-]
#37 - dudesname (01/16/2015) [-]
praise papa franku
#31 - By your traumas combined...I am CAPTAIN PLANET!  [+] (10 new replies) 01/16/2015 on family fun +593
User avatar #328 - ztron (01/16/2015) [-]
#327 - ztron has deleted their comment.
#261 - zombietronexe (01/16/2015) [-]
#234 - venomthc (01/16/2015) [-]
I prefer my Cap better mate.
Paint skillz out of the chart.
#197 - broale (01/16/2015) [-]
#120 - drawthesail (01/16/2015) [-]
User avatar #36 - whiterabit (01/16/2015) [-]
Apparently Captain Planet is emo as fuck my chart would be pretty red too. I was a dumb teenager once
#297 - John Cena (01/16/2015) [-]
he's also had quite a bit of surgery
#35 - havohejmcsheol (01/16/2015) [-]
oh lord
User avatar #32 - paintt (01/16/2015) [-]
lold for days
#17 - It's a way to take out one's personal aggression on a victim w… 01/16/2015 on Slobbery Sentinel. +2
#8 - I just marathoned Breaking Bad so when you said you "move… 01/15/2015 on Get a job +3
#13 - Oh I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO BE KILLED!  [+] (2 new replies) 01/15/2015 on More Taxidermy Bullshit +18
User avatar #47 - thespecialone (01/15/2015) [-]
didn't know that the bloodhound gang made a new video!
#15 - sniffythebird (01/15/2015) [-]
Dude
#10 - cri evertim 01/15/2015 on Catnip +19
#22 - People who are offended by me pissing in public need to STFU. … 01/15/2015 on zoophile +1
#51 - Well Mega Beedrill has made a ******* murderer out of it 01/15/2015 on Scyther is my fave. 0
#196 - Same here, both parents came from dirt poor farmer families in…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/14/2015 on God Damnit Tumblr 0
User avatar #198 - Lambda (01/14/2015) [-]
It certainly is a demoralization tactic.
And I'm embarrassed to say it, but it's not completely ineffective. I've had more than enough failure and inadequacy in my life to make me feel shitty as it is. I'm tired of seeing this bullshit plastered all over the internet.
#147 - How about a little fire, Scarecrow? 01/14/2015 on Ukraine +1

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User avatar #15 - garymotherfingoak (01/11/2015) [-]
Iroh would be proud
User avatar #13 - jorgemaster (04/26/2013) [-]
hey man, I love some of your content
User avatar #8 - mffinmanu (11/16/2012) [-]
hello brooke
User avatar #9 to #8 - mikepetru (12/29/2012) [-]
hello, Clarisse
User avatar #10 to #9 - mffinmanu (12/29/2012) [-]
That's not my name, Brooke
#11 to #10 - mikepetru (12/29/2012) [-]
My name's....not.....BROOOOOOOOOOOKE!

You must have me confused with someone else
User avatar #12 to #11 - mffinmanu (12/30/2012) [-]
I know
User avatar #4 - wbossint (06/29/2012) [-]
Forza Italia, my friend.
User avatar #3 - dragonzard (05/11/2012) [-]
I remember thumbing up both your most recent OC yesterday....
Today,IT IS ON THE FRONT PAGE!
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