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#31 - Comment deleted 2 hours ago on Do the tit fuck? 0
#28 - Now that's what I call cracking open a bear 4 hours ago on OH SHIT A BEAR! 0
#47 - The second guy's face looks like a cartoon character who just … 4 hours ago on Glorious Chin Battle +1
#166 - Dude.....thanks......but I know a roundhouse when I see one. …  [+] (1 new reply) 14 hours ago on The new best thing in the... 0
User avatar #167 - beerbeerbeer (14 hours ago) [-]
Oh, missed your reference. Still, maybe my post can entertain somebody. Remember to not hit with the bag with your leg fully stretched/locked, that fucks up your ligaments. Starting to retract your foot like a hook kick just before it hits is how to do it. Good luck with your training.
#57 - I still don't think it was the new bf's business getting invol… 15 hours ago on Hello my dear +2
#32 - Wow that new boyfriend loves her so much he's going through he…  [+] (7 new replies) 17 hours ago on Hello my dear +11
User avatar #106 - mapleknight (8 hours ago) [-]
If your girlfriend gets a text at 2 in the morning, the noise will probably make you notice it
The noise will probably make you look at it and see the preview of the text

You're welcome
#116 - targaryren (7 hours ago) [-]
are you seriously going to comment to everyone
User avatar #117 - mapleknight (7 hours ago) [-]
Well, I am the holder of the one true opinion, so, you know.
Gotta educate the masses.
User avatar #120 - targaryren (7 hours ago) [-]
I understand
carry on, you brave brave soul
#122 - mapleknight (7 hours ago) [-]
#55 - anonymous (15 hours ago) [-]
Ok, as a girl, if an ex texted me at 2 am and called me "his dear" he would not be trying to apologize. At least not in my opinion. He may apologize but that's just so that he can try to sleep with you. Also after you've hurt me enough to end the relationship, I would want to have no further contact with you and couldn't give a shit about an apology at 2 am.
Maybe I just hold grudges but after the relationship is over, don't fucking contact me.
User avatar #57 - mikepetru (15 hours ago) [-]
I still don't think it was the new bf's business getting involved. If I was him, I would have let her know about the text and let her deal with it. She's an adult and she can handle the situation however she wants. I'd trust her enough to let her deal with this guy how she sees fit.
#31 - Comment deleted 17 hours ago on Hello my dear 0
#30 - New born loses faith in humanity after 6 days 17 hours ago on Fed up baby 0
#74 - Oh god it looks like the can is ******** diarrhea… 17 hours ago on Snail food +11
#125 - I'm here to talk about this kick...... I don't know what t…  [+] (3 new replies) 17 hours ago on The new best thing in the... +4
#165 - beerbeerbeer (14 hours ago) [-]
It's generally called "spinning (reverse?) roundhouse kick" but so are several other kicks. When I trained Tae Kwon Do we called it "bandae dollyo chagi", or reverse round kick. I think the term these days is reverse hook kick. It's quite a powerful kick, but it's cumbersome and unless the form is good you'll see it coming from a mile away. If the form IS good, and the martial artist is well trained the kick is faster than a untrained person can punch. Blink and you're out, like. It can be used to break a clinch (in a TKD match you're not allowed to grab your opponent) so even if it looks like a cartwheel it can be fired from point blank range. you kind of turn under your opponent right arm and kick him in the left ear. I've seen some great KO:s like that, it looks like a ninja shadow step or something.

It's not a "muscle" kick, the secret is in using your hip for speed and range, it's like a whiplash. The main drawbacks of the kick are that your center of mass is high (and you stand on one leg) so you fall easily, and anyone fast enough to duck can and will bitt chagi you in the gut. Doing like the guy in the video and throwing it as first attack in a real world fight is stupid but brave, and the reasons for using it as welcome drink are:
1, your opponent doesn't know that you are a martial artist and will be surprised and likely knocked out
2, If your guess is that he himself isn't trained in martial arts, he won't know how to defend against such an exotic kick (seriously, everybody expects a kick to the balls)
3, It looks very intimidating and many people will bugger off when a boot just swished past their face.

Taekwondo Master
User avatar #166 - mikepetru (14 hours ago) [-]
Dude.....thanks......but I know a roundhouse when I see one. I've actually been trying to perfect my balance+form on the heavy bag at my local gym for the past month. My comment was referring to another edited video similar to the content where a kid is reviewing a nerf gun and tries to say something....tough I guess?
User avatar #167 - beerbeerbeer (14 hours ago) [-]
Oh, missed your reference. Still, maybe my post can entertain somebody. Remember to not hit with the bag with your leg fully stretched/locked, that fucks up your ligaments. Starting to retract your foot like a hook kick just before it hits is how to do it. Good luck with your training.

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User avatar #13 - jorgemaster (04/26/2013) [-]
hey man, I love some of your content
User avatar #8 - mffinmanu (11/16/2012) [-]
hello brooke
User avatar #9 to #8 - mikepetru (12/29/2012) [-]
hello, Clarisse
User avatar #10 to #9 - mffinmanu (12/29/2012) [-]
That's not my name, Brooke
#11 to #10 - mikepetru (12/29/2012) [-]
My name's....not.....BROOOOOOOOOOOKE!

You must have me confused with someone else
User avatar #12 to #11 - mffinmanu (12/30/2012) [-]
I know
User avatar #4 - wbossint (06/29/2012) [-]
Forza Italia, my friend.
User avatar #3 - dragonzard (05/11/2012) [-]
I remember thumbing up both your most recent OC yesterday....
Today,IT IS ON THE FRONT PAGE!
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