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mightymortician

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:3/23/2011
Last Login:9/17/2012
Location:Maine
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 25720 total,  31153 ,  5433
Comment Thumbs: 191 total,  1219 ,  1410
Content Level Progress: 71.9% (719/1000)
Level 225 Content: Mind Blower → Level 226 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level -220 Comment: developing wizard powers → Level -219 Comment: developing wizard powers
Subscribers:220
Content Views:220345
Times Content Favorited:1806 times
Total Comments Made:297
FJ Points:25564
Favorite Tags: mightymortician (2) | of (2)
Live in England. Try to make comics.

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    Uploaded: 02/14/12
    The old man The old man
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    Uploaded: 12/28/11
    The title. The title.
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    Uploaded: 08/20/11
    Why I hate choosing partners. Why I hate choosing partners.
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    Uploaded: 07/01/11
    Bear Grylls is a thirsty guy. Bear Grylls is a thirsty guy.
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    Uploaded: 04/28/11
    Funnyjunk is a drug Funnyjunk is a drug
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    Comments: 114
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    Uploaded: 01/12/12
    Ear wax Ear wax

latest user's comments

#110 - Picture 02/26/2012 on feels and feels +3
#349 - Picture 02/25/2012 on Amazing 0
#178 - > Calls Americans stupid > Forgets they're not logge… 02/24/2012 on Amazing Obama +4
#219 - Thought it was cool then the gay cuddle whoring began. 02/20/2012 on Rap culture +1
#543 - Picture 02/16/2012 on Warning: feels +2
#355 - I post a 100% original Idea , get 10 toenail clipping s. Post…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/15/2012 on The old man 0
#367 - anon (02/15/2012) [-]
Dude, odds are that your original idea sucked. That's the case with most "my oc only got 10 toenail clippings" situations.
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#366 - bakonforall (02/15/2012) [-]
original content is not necessarily original ideas, and this shit gives the FJ community something better than half-hearted laughs. it gives us hope for humanity. so why dont you go find a heartwarming tale (it could be bullshit if it's believable) and post it. try to post it between 9 and 2 because that's the window where people will either be arriving at the lower pages or moving to newest uploads.
#334 - Its a story. 02/15/2012 on The old man -1
#281 - I didnt lie?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/15/2012 on The old man -3
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#282 - wynterdust (02/15/2012) [-]
"So today I was in Hallmark buying a birthday card for my mum when I noticed this old man."
Okay then.
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#334 - mightymortician (02/15/2012) [-]
Its a story.
#88 - Picture 02/14/2012 on The old man 0
#9 - Picture 02/14/2012 on The old man +5