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#4 - well I wanted to get away from Virginia, and the only fam I ha…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2015 on Help? 0
User avatar #5 - hektoroftroy (03/10/2015) [-]
Fair enough. I go to school in montana so its not much better really
#2 - A girl frat? Do you mean a sorority? And aw bummer. UNLV does …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/10/2015 on Help? 0
User avatar #3 - hektoroftroy (03/10/2015) [-]
I said girl frat and i meant it
why do you go there if you dont like it
User avatar #4 - michelleyelleyo (03/10/2015) [-]
well I wanted to get away from Virginia, and the only fam I had was out here in Vegas and I like the safety net. didn't know the school would suck til I got here ya feel?
User avatar #5 - hektoroftroy (03/10/2015) [-]
Fair enough. I go to school in montana so its not much better really
#3010 - I don't mind hahaha. It's awesome! I love it. I came out f…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/17/2015 on Where are you from FJ? +1
User avatar #3011 - WhereMehSammich (02/17/2015) [-]
Sounds good. Thanks!
User avatar #3030 - bronybox (02/18/2015) [-]
Even if she recommends it, I take that recommendation and then suggest you look into Reno because it's basically like UNLV, minus the law program, add everything else a little better. Besides not being in Vegas, of course, because there ARE quite a few things to do in Vegas.
User avatar #3037 - WhereMehSammich (02/18/2015) [-]
I joined the Marines so college is what I may do after I serve my contract. I'm only considering UNLV to stay with my family. The GI Bill will pay for my shit so if I don't go to UNLV I probably won't go to UNR. Probably just gonna go to the nicest place I can get into. Thanks for looking out though. I appreciate it.
#2973 - lmao yeh  [+] (5 new replies) 02/17/2015 on Where are you from FJ? 0
User avatar #2999 - WhereMehSammich (02/17/2015) [-]
If you don't mind me asking, what is it like? I might go there in a few years.
User avatar #3010 - michelleyelleyo (02/17/2015) [-]
I don't mind hahaha.
It's awesome! I love it. I came out from Virginia to come to UNLV. I mean, UNLV really doesn't have its shit together but it's still a nice campus that offers great programs.
I also really like the environment and the diversity. But I am in a sorority and it allows me to be super involved. It's largely a commuters school so it's hard to get involved with the people that go here unless you live on campus or join an organization.
I would recommend it though! I really enjoy it here.
User avatar #3011 - WhereMehSammich (02/17/2015) [-]
Sounds good. Thanks!
User avatar #3030 - bronybox (02/18/2015) [-]
Even if she recommends it, I take that recommendation and then suggest you look into Reno because it's basically like UNLV, minus the law program, add everything else a little better. Besides not being in Vegas, of course, because there ARE quite a few things to do in Vegas.
User avatar #3037 - WhereMehSammich (02/18/2015) [-]
I joined the Marines so college is what I may do after I serve my contract. I'm only considering UNLV to stay with my family. The GI Bill will pay for my shit so if I don't go to UNLV I probably won't go to UNR. Probably just gonna go to the nicest place I can get into. Thanks for looking out though. I appreciate it.
#1526 - same  [+] (7 new replies) 02/15/2015 on Where are you from FJ? 0
User avatar #2053 - WhereMehSammich (02/16/2015) [-]
Do you go to UNLV?
User avatar #2973 - michelleyelleyo (02/17/2015) [-]
lmao yeh
User avatar #2999 - WhereMehSammich (02/17/2015) [-]
If you don't mind me asking, what is it like? I might go there in a few years.
User avatar #3010 - michelleyelleyo (02/17/2015) [-]
I don't mind hahaha.
It's awesome! I love it. I came out from Virginia to come to UNLV. I mean, UNLV really doesn't have its shit together but it's still a nice campus that offers great programs.
I also really like the environment and the diversity. But I am in a sorority and it allows me to be super involved. It's largely a commuters school so it's hard to get involved with the people that go here unless you live on campus or join an organization.
I would recommend it though! I really enjoy it here.
User avatar #3011 - WhereMehSammich (02/17/2015) [-]
Sounds good. Thanks!
User avatar #3030 - bronybox (02/18/2015) [-]
Even if she recommends it, I take that recommendation and then suggest you look into Reno because it's basically like UNLV, minus the law program, add everything else a little better. Besides not being in Vegas, of course, because there ARE quite a few things to do in Vegas.
User avatar #3037 - WhereMehSammich (02/18/2015) [-]
I joined the Marines so college is what I may do after I serve my contract. I'm only considering UNLV to stay with my family. The GI Bill will pay for my shit so if I don't go to UNLV I probably won't go to UNR. Probably just gonna go to the nicest place I can get into. Thanks for looking out though. I appreciate it.
#716 - **michelleyelleyo rolls 01,531,772** 08/22/2014 on Roll for Red Text 0
#33 - not **** man. what's up with you? 07/25/2014 on michelleyelleyo's profile 0
#40 - I found this unbelievably hilarious. 06/16/2014 on They are among us! 0
#123 - Understandable. 06/16/2014 on Repost comp part15 +1
#121 - dictator like dictater like dick + tater i…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/16/2014 on Repost comp part15 +2
#122 - thebigbadjefe (06/16/2014) [-]
Not bad, though I think without the explanation most people wouldn't get it.
User avatar #123 - michelleyelleyo (06/16/2014) [-]
Understandable.
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#32 - bloodynose (07/25/2014) [-]
Sup?
Sup?
User avatar #33 to #32 - michelleyelleyo (07/25/2014) [-]
not **** man. what's up with you?
User avatar #31 - bluemeatmballs (10/26/2012) [-]
Hello sir. I have noticed you aren't an item collector, but you do have a good amount of FJ points.
Now, if you don't collect items, these points are useless to you.
So i'm asking you sincerely, might you be willing to share some of those poins with me?
You could make me very happy, and I will use them for the great cause of item science.
Sorry for bothering you, and thanks for considering.
<3
#10 - blartonfairweather (08/09/2012) [-]
Hay tharrr
Hay tharrr
User avatar #11 to #10 - michelleyelleyo (08/09/2012) [-]
hehehe, hello :)
#12 to #11 - blartonfairweather (08/09/2012) [-]
What is up?? c:
What is up?? c:
User avatar #13 to #12 - michelleyelleyo (08/09/2012) [-]
just wasting away time on the internet! how about you?
#14 to #13 - blartonfairweather (08/09/2012) [-]
Ah! What a coincidence! I too am doing the same thing.   
Well actually I do that all day. Every day...   
   
And my internet was down this morning for like 5 hours and I had a    
mental break down...lol i need my internet!
Ah! What a coincidence! I too am doing the same thing.
Well actually I do that all day. Every day...

And my internet was down this morning for like 5 hours and I had a
mental break down...lol i need my internet!
User avatar #15 to #14 - michelleyelleyo (08/09/2012) [-]
I feel you.
Our internet goes out at random intervals. and i have a few depressing hours.
but unfortunately I go back to school tomorrow :(
#16 to #15 - blartonfairweather (08/09/2012) [-]
mhm. Can't live without internet. I'll tell ya...   
   
And oh wow, that sucks big time :/ I have like 4 more weeks before I do.   
You go back pretty damn soon! haha, wow!
mhm. Can't live without internet. I'll tell ya...

And oh wow, that sucks big time :/ I have like 4 more weeks before I do.
You go back pretty damn soon! haha, wow!
User avatar #17 to #16 - michelleyelleyo (08/09/2012) [-]
Lucky you!
I am so nervous. And I'll be tired. No more sleeping in. :(
#18 to #17 - blartonfairweather (08/09/2012) [-]
Haha, I suppose so :3

And why are you nervous?? D: And oh ya, I remember why I hate school now.
I can't ******* sleep in! :( Damn!
User avatar #19 to #18 - michelleyelleyo (08/09/2012) [-]
Because I'm going to this program thing called governor's school starting this year. it's my junior year. it's dual-enrollment. but i meet new people and i'm a bit nervouse about that.
#20 to #19 - blartonfairweather (08/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I see that is pretty sick :D   
   
But oh, dont be nervous meeting new people is awesome! :DD
Oh, I see that is pretty sick :D

But oh, dont be nervous meeting new people is awesome! :DD
User avatar #21 to #20 - michelleyelleyo (08/09/2012) [-]
that's true, I am usually a people person. it'll be fine, it's just silly nervousness. :P
#22 to #21 - blartonfairweather (08/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I see, well that is good :)   
   
and mhm, ya I get that too sometimes :3 it passes ;D
Oh, I see, well that is good :)

and mhm, ya I get that too sometimes :3 it passes ;D
User avatar #23 to #22 - michelleyelleyo (08/09/2012) [-]
so where are you, in the world?
#24 to #23 - blartonfairweather (08/09/2012) [-]
I am in the U.S. Connecticut to be more exact :3   
   
And you?
I am in the U.S. Connecticut to be more exact :3

And you?
User avatar #25 to #24 - michelleyelleyo (08/09/2012) [-]
Virginia, unfortunately. It's boring.
#26 to #25 - blartonfairweather (08/09/2012) [-]
Ah, I lived there for a while, it was alright. And Connecticut   
is probably just as boring as Virginia, haha :/ I can guarantee you thaattt.
Ah, I lived there for a while, it was alright. And Connecticut
is probably just as boring as Virginia, haha :/ I can guarantee you thaattt.
User avatar #27 to #26 - michelleyelleyo (08/09/2012) [-]
well, sadfaces for boring places to live :(

but i'm gonna sleep now, i have school tomorrow! it was fun talking to you :)
#28 to #27 - blartonfairweather (08/09/2012) [-]
Yes sad faces all around :c   
   
An okay! Night night! Hope you have fun at school tomorrow! :D   
I enjoyed talk to you too c:
Yes sad faces all around :c

An okay! Night night! Hope you have fun at school tomorrow! :D
I enjoyed talk to you too c:
User avatar #29 to #28 - michelleyelleyo (08/09/2012) [-]
Well that took so long I finished already. But thanks, I did :P
#30 to #29 - blartonfairweather (08/09/2012) [-]
Oh, haha well alrighty then :3 and oh, awesome! :D I'm glad.
Oh, haha well alrighty then :3 and oh, awesome! :D I'm glad.
User avatar #6 - bloodynose (08/03/2012) [-]
Hello new friend :)
User avatar #7 to #6 - michelleyelleyo (08/03/2012) [-]
Hey there :)
User avatar #8 to #7 - bloodynose (08/03/2012) [-]
I'd love to stay and chat a bit more, but I just noticed it's 2:30 in the morning >_<
We'll chat soon.
:)
User avatar #9 to #8 - michelleyelleyo (08/03/2012) [-]
That it is!
But alrighty, talk to you later!
User avatar #1 - drewsky (07/29/2012) [-]
Ohai. I added you because your content made me laugh.
User avatar #2 to #1 - michelleyelleyo (07/29/2012) [-]
Oh yay! Thanks :)
User avatar #3 to #2 - drewsky (07/29/2012) [-]
No problem, it was hilarious. :)
User avatar #4 to #3 - michelleyelleyo (07/29/2012) [-]
Well, I am honored!
Which made you laugh, if I may ask?
User avatar #5 to #4 - drewsky (07/29/2012) [-]
Your latest one. When the guy is trying to watch a movie with his partner.
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