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Gender: male
Age: 29
Date Signed Up:4/08/2009
Last Login:2/26/2014
Location:New York
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Content Thumbs: 3423 total,  3790 ,  367
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Content Level Progress: 17% (17/100)
Level 134 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 135 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 60% (6/10)
Level 145 Comments: Faptastic → Level 146 Comments: Faptastic
Subscribers:16
Content Views:4338
Times Content Favorited:5 times
Total Comments Made:368
FJ Points:3442

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#43 - Comment deleted 09/30/2010 on Kerry +1
#76 - its only fun with my animal profile  [+] (2 new replies) 09/30/2010 on michaelp's profile 0
User avatar #77 - andriod (09/30/2010) [-]
has he banned the name?
can you rebuild him?
User avatar #78 - michaelp (10/01/2010) [-]
yeh, and i wouldnt want to restart anyway
#294 - this is not true,....trust me 09/29/2010 on Trolling 101 +1
#5 - did somebody say........................penis?!?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/29/2010 on Horses Penis +4
#6 - Tedium (09/29/2010) [-]
no.
User avatar #13 - gwenisghey (12/08/2013) [-]
lol
#2 - how does this have 3 thumbs up? If she looks like a penis, she… 09/29/2010 on Virgin Mary Fail -1
#13 - woah... 09/28/2010 on Peter turns into 0
#82 - no **** , i know more of my own ball hairs then presidents  [+] (2 new replies) 09/28/2010 on you know its true. +5
#85 - Sequoia (09/28/2010) [-]
User avatar #88 - sidneybrownlad (09/28/2010) [-]
rape face
#1 - don't worry, i'll save you guys!!!  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2010 on Thank you captain obvious +4
#2 - anonymous (09/27/2010) [-]
c'mon, using the EXACT same words as one that was just on last night...
#3 - her ass is tighter then my male breasts  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2010 on DERICIOUS +7
#9 - Yaen has deleted their comment.
#47 - any1 remember this guy?  [+] (6 new replies) 09/25/2010 on PepperRidge Farm +1
#94 - DFrumpyOne has deleted their comment.
#90 - anonymous (09/25/2010) [-]
Yeah, I think the fat turd finally realized how much of a faggot he was.
User avatar #77 - afrobunny (09/25/2010) [-]
i think he was donny p or sum stupid shit like that
User avatar #69 - elektra (09/25/2010) [-]
lol. Remember animal family too.
User avatar #50 - YaDunGoofed (09/25/2010) [-]
What was him? I remember him and Fat Ben made Poop
#53 - KINGTIGER (09/25/2010) [-]
not again
#36 - and he didnt even get his arutograph  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2010 on SAW +18
User avatar #44 - SeeMeTrollin (09/25/2010) [-]
lol, i havent seen that kid for awhile
#107 - ******* 09/24/2010 on UMPH! 0
#74 - just chillin 09/22/2010 on michaelp's profile 0
#139 - why did she call you a "bouchdag"???  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2010 on True Story Brah +4
User avatar #151 - PinheadPatrick (09/19/2010) [-]
Why did you post that picture?
#73 - that......was......awesome 09/18/2010 on SFW pr0rn comp 3 +1
#50 - your colored text makes my balls tingle  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2010 on WTFBURGER +1
#53 - kylermannn (09/17/2010) [-]
#32 - this is a little tooo epic 09/14/2010 on holy shit 2 0
#2 - uber pwnage 09/12/2010 on mini golf anyone? +3
#238 - no fags can out-swim me! 09/12/2010 on Capture The What? +2
#5 - don't worry, i'll take care of the ***** anons  [+] (2 new replies) 09/12/2010 on Pussies +3
#22 - anonymous (09/12/2010) [-]
call me a pussy eh........well i can find you but you cant find me im ANONYMOUS......so make sure you are near any flights of stairs or sharp objects if you want to live.... :D
#6 - TheSunIsMine (09/12/2010) [-]
#67 - don't worry guys, i got this 09/12/2010 on facebook fail -1
#1 - i prefer KFC 09/12/2010 on LIES 0
#14 - no vampire can stop spiderman! 09/12/2010 on srsly u guise +7
#12 - i would do so many things to katy perry 09/11/2010 on bluaghflubenhighshinbruber! +14
#6 - rock on broseph!! 09/11/2010 on Beelzeboss +4
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#104 - deltarobisacunt (07/10/2011) [-]

He really is a **** , isn't he? Loved your posts on the ***** profile!
User avatar #106 to #205 - michaelp (07/11/2011) [-]
no offense, but yes, he is gay,.....but not gay enough to make a profile about him......I just posted those cause he posted something about me
#103 - DeltaRob (07/08/2011) [-]
Hey what's up? I saw all your funny content on the front page earlier.... oh wait... nevermind.
#105 to #204 - deltarobisacunt (07/10/2011) [-]

First hater you **** ? Is that what you say to all your haters you **** ? You have many more. The tide is turning, **** .

You **** .
User avatar #101 - edzeppelin (06/27/2011) [-]
Are you really animal?
User avatar #102 to #202 - michaelp (06/27/2011) [-]
shush up nancy
User avatar #100 - Marker ONLINE (12/27/2010) [-]
Where'd you go?
#99 - heyangelyoudasexy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#98 - antemFORdead (11/29/2010) [-]
I'll just leave this here for your epic trolling.
I'll just leave this here for your epic trolling.
User avatar #85 - gazoogo (11/17/2010) [-]
so, are you animal, and Danny P? never figured out who Danny P was. probably one of the better trolls i've ever seen.

also, did you start that whole harveydinkle thing? any idea where that came from?
User avatar #86 to #184 - michaelp (11/17/2010) [-]
yes and no
User avatar #87 to #185 - gazoogo (11/17/2010) [-]
ooh. dannyP was epic. no offense, but animal was kind of annoying... and this new harveydinkle thing is pretty funny
User avatar #88 to #186 - michaelp (11/18/2010) [-]
thanks, and i still don't know who harvey dinkle is
User avatar #89 to #187 - gazoogo (11/18/2010) [-]
hmm it seems to have died out recently..

but it's where they post some picture of this weird old guy, then say, "Hello everyone, my name is harvey dinkle." simple, but funny
User avatar #90 to #188 - michaelp (11/18/2010) [-]
you don't have to lie to me, i'm just guessing when i say that ur probably the harvey dinkle kid...i only say this cause your acting the way i started out with danny p, asking if people knew about him and all that with this profile
User avatar #91 to #189 - gazoogo (11/18/2010) [-]
actually, no. the only troll profile i've ever made was Xavierstuff.

it's really Xaviersstuff, i just took out an "s"..... but yeah.
User avatar #92 to #190 - gazoogo (11/18/2010) [-]
isn't me
User avatar #93 to #191 - michaelp (11/18/2010) [-]
alright, just chekin'
User avatar #94 to #192 - gazoogo (11/18/2010) [-]
'saight. so are you done for good?
User avatar #95 to #193 - michaelp (11/18/2010) [-]
probably, unless my animal profile gets unbanned again
User avatar #96 to #194 - gazoogo (11/21/2010) [-]
hmm. i thought he permabanned the name?
User avatar #97 to #195 - michaelp (11/21/2010) [-]
i thought that to, until he unbanned and bannned it 3 different times.
User avatar #80 - LoLgenerator (11/09/2010) [-]
FJ needs you again


needs you.........needs you.......
#79 - kevman (10/05/2010) [-]
ur animal?i worshipped u as a troll,but now ur a nice guy
User avatar #75 - andriod (09/30/2010) [-]
are you going to start trolling again?
cause we have been long over due for one.
User avatar #76 to #174 - michaelp (09/30/2010) [-]
its only fun with my animal profile
User avatar #77 to #175 - andriod (09/30/2010) [-]
has he banned the name?
can you rebuild him?
User avatar #78 to #176 - michaelp (10/01/2010) [-]
yeh, and i wouldnt want to restart anyway
#72 - RAYJAY (09/22/2010) [-]
SOUP ANIMAL


LONG TIME NO SEE


I MISSED YOU BUDDY..

LOLIGOTTPERMABANNEDTODAY! BTW ITS JAY! obviously lol.. the **** u been ****** ?
User avatar #74 to #171 - michaelp (09/22/2010) [-]
just chillin
User avatar #71 - Marker ONLINE (09/09/2010) [-]
Animal: the only successful troll on funnyjunk (noone speaks of the Jaydens)
#73 to #170 - RAYJAY (09/22/2010) [-]
because Des Deleted our entire family 3 days after we started..


i mean.. they* had 150+ users in that timespan.
User avatar #69 - turdmonkey (07/03/2010) [-]
yo man i see you're done trolling
i was one of the first animal fallowers
then i was banned and created the account "jack jackjack" which instantly was thumbed down and banned for supporting you yet not trolling
then i made "animalsdishsoap" or something that lasted long and was eventually banned
then i created this account gave up trolling and now im level 10 anteater
peace out
User avatar #70 to #168 - michaelp (07/03/2010) [-]
sweet
#66 - singercarcar (06/20/2010) [-]
animal?
#67 to #165 - singercarcar (06/20/2010) [-]
i was on of your followers, i was animalspetbunny... dumb name i know :)
User avatar #68 to #166 - michaelp (06/20/2010) [-]
that account got deleted, so i'm done with trolling
#63 - mahvohkobun **User deleted account** (06/18/2010) [-]
herro regindary troll. how are you ****** ?
User avatar #64 to #162 - michaelp (06/18/2010) [-]
this isnt my trolling account
#65 to #163 - mahvohkobun **User deleted account** (06/19/2010) [-]
stirr.
#61 - anlmal **User deleted account** (04/23/2010) [-]
Now that I am unbanned I have decided to be a responseable member of funnyjunk and renounce my trolling ways and make no racist's comments and stop acting like a 12 tear old punk
#59 - animalsdeaddog **User deleted account** (04/18/2010) [-]
Stop trying to claim to be animal douchebag animal got banned you are not animal so **** off and stop trying to be him still trying to screw him over
#60 to #157 - AnimalsRevenge (04/20/2010) [-]
shut up bitch I am back and you are history
User avatar #55 - ItsBoobyWhoElse (04/17/2010) [-]
You are animal, you can't trick me...
User avatar #56 to #153 - ItsBoobyWhoElse (04/17/2010) [-]
Well **** . That comment was a little late.
User avatar #57 to #154 - michaelp (04/17/2010) [-]
wow, lol
User avatar #58 to #155 - ItsBoobyWhoElse (04/17/2010) [-]
What's up?
#54 - FunnyJunkIsBroke **User deleted account** (04/11/2010) [-]
Hello my frfiend
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