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michaelp

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Gender: male
Age: 31
Date Signed Up:4/08/2009
Last Login:5/10/2016
Location:New York
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 3500 total,  3884 ,  384
Comment Thumbs: 457 total,  1560 ,  1103
Content Level Progress: 75% (75/100)
Level 134 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 135 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 60% (6/10)
Level 145 Comments: Faptastic → Level 146 Comments: Faptastic
Subscribers:16
Content Views:14011
Times Content Favorited:5 times
Total Comments Made:364
FJ Points:3500

latest user's comments

#2 - how does this have 3 thumbs up? If she looks like a penis, she… 09/29/2010 on Virgin Mary Fail -1
#13 - woah... 09/28/2010 on Peter turns into 0
#82 - no ****, i know more of my own ball hairs then presidents  [+] (2 new replies) 09/28/2010 on you know its true. +5
#85 - Sequoia (09/28/2010) [-]
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#88 - sidneybrownlad (09/28/2010) [-]
rape face
#1 - don't worry, i'll save you guys!!!  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2010 on Thank you captain obvious +4
#2 - anon (09/27/2010) [-]
c'mon, using the EXACT same words as one that was just on last night...
#3 - her ass is tighter then my male breasts  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2010 on DERICIOUS +7
#9 - Yaen has deleted their comment.
#47 - any1 remember this guy?  [+] (6 new replies) 09/25/2010 on PepperRidge Farm +1
#94 - DFrumpyOne has deleted their comment.
#90 - anon (09/25/2010) [-]
Yeah, I think the fat turd finally realized how much of a faggot he was.
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#77 - afrobunny (09/25/2010) [-]
i think he was donny p or sum stupid shit like that
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#69 - elektra (09/25/2010) [-]
lol. Remember animal family too.
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#50 - YaDunGoofed (09/25/2010) [-]
What was him? I remember him and Fat Ben made Poop
#53 - KINGTIGER (09/25/2010) [-]
not again
#36 - and he didnt even get his arutograph  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2010 on SAW +18
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#44 - SeeMeTrollin (09/25/2010) [-]
lol, i havent seen that kid for awhile
#107 - nipples 09/24/2010 on UMPH! 0
#74 - just chillin 09/22/2010 on michaelp's profile 0
#139 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2010 on True Story Brah +4
#151 - PinheadPatrick Comment deleted by michaelp
#73 - that......was......awesome 09/18/2010 on SFW pr0rn comp 3 +1
#50 - your colored text makes my balls tingle  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2010 on WTFBURGER +1
#53 - kylermannn (09/17/2010) [-]
#32 - this is a little tooo epic 09/14/2010 on holy shit 2 0
#2 - uber pwnage 09/12/2010 on mini golf anyone? +3
#238 - no fags can out-swim me! 09/12/2010 on Capture The What? +2
#5 - don't worry, i'll take care of the pussy anons  [+] (2 new replies) 09/12/2010 on Pussies +3
#22 - anon (09/12/2010) [-]
call me a pussy eh........well i can find you but you cant find me im ANONYMOUS......so make sure you are near any flights of stairs or sharp objects if you want to live.... :D
#6 - TheSunIsMine (09/12/2010) [-]
#67 - don't worry guys, i got this 09/12/2010 on facebook fail -1
#1 - i prefer KFC 09/12/2010 on LIES 0
#14 - no vampire can stop spiderman! 09/12/2010 on srsly u guise +7
#12 - i would do so many things to katy perry 09/11/2010 on bluaghflubenhighshinbruber! +14
#6 - rock on broseph!! 09/11/2010 on Beelzeboss +4
#1 - last one in is a rotton egg!  [+] (3 new replies) 09/11/2010 on Excuse me. +1
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#2 - HeyLookImaTaco (09/12/2010) [-]
fuck fuck fuck run awa- shadooffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
#3 - HeyLookImaTaco (09/12/2010) [-]
^
#6 - Pierater (09/12/2010) [-]
^ HOLY FUCKING SHI- KER SPLOSH SPLISH SPLASH!!! O.o
#13 - everyone 2 your scooters. there's fire!!! 09/11/2010 on Kill It With Fire! +6
#92 - God is almost as gangster as me  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2010 on Protect me God -5
#117 - XTriggerX (09/10/2010) [-]
#43 - normally, i don't like mondo at all. You could even say that a…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/10/2010 on How To Eat Ramen Like A Boss +11
#79 - iwardo (09/10/2010) [-]
#58 - shmeggy (09/10/2010) [-]
oh yeah...
michaelp has disabled anonymous comments.
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25 comments displayed.
#107 - satan
(11/16/2015) [-]
hi animal
#104 - deltarobisacunt
(07/10/2011) [-]

He really is a cunt, isn't he? Loved your posts on the cunts profile!
#106 to #205 - michaelp
(07/11/2011) [-]
no offense, but yes, he is gay,.....but not gay enough to make a profile about him......I just posted those cause he posted something about me
#103 - DeltaRob
(07/08/2011) [-]
Hey what's up? I saw all your funny content on the front page earlier.... oh wait... nevermind.
#105 to #204 - deltarobisacunt
(07/10/2011) [-]

First hater you cunt? Is that what you say to all your haters you cunt? You have many more. The tide is turning, cunt.

You cunt.
#101 - edzeppelin
(06/27/2011) [-]
Are you really animal?
#102 to #202 - michaelp
(06/27/2011) [-]
shush up nancy
#100 - Marker ONLINE
(12/27/2010) [-]
Where'd you go?
#99 - heyangelyoudasexy **User deleted account**
has deleted their comment [-]
#98 - antemFORdead
(11/29/2010) [-]
I'll just leave this here for your epic trolling.
I'll just leave this here for your epic trolling.
#85 - gazoogo
(11/17/2010) [-]
so, are you animal, and Danny P? never figured out who Danny P was. probably one of the better trolls i've ever seen.

also, did you start that whole harveydinkle thing? any idea where that came from?
#86 to #184 - michaelp
(11/17/2010) [-]
yes and no
#87 to #185 - gazoogo
(11/17/2010) [-]
ooh. dannyP was epic. no offense, but animal was kind of annoying... and this new harveydinkle thing is pretty funny
#88 to #186 - michaelp
(11/18/2010) [-]
thanks, and i still don't know who harvey dinkle is
#89 to #187 - gazoogo
(11/18/2010) [-]
hmm it seems to have died out recently..

but it's where they post some picture of this weird old guy, then say, "Hello everyone, my name is harvey dinkle." simple, but funny
#90 to #188 - michaelp
(11/18/2010) [-]
you don't have to lie to me, i'm just guessing when i say that ur probably the harvey dinkle kid...i only say this cause your acting the way i started out with danny p, asking if people knew about him and all that with this profile
#91 to #189 - gazoogo
(11/18/2010) [-]
actually, no. the only troll profile i've ever made was Xavierstuff.

it's really Xaviersstuff, i just took out an "s"..... but yeah.
#92 to #190 - gazoogo
(11/18/2010) [-]
isn't me
#93 to #191 - michaelp
(11/18/2010) [-]
alright, just chekin'
#94 to #192 - gazoogo
(11/18/2010) [-]
'saight. so are you done for good?
#95 to #193 - michaelp
(11/18/2010) [-]
probably, unless my animal profile gets unbanned again
#96 to #194 - gazoogo
(11/21/2010) [-]
hmm. i thought he permabanned the name?
#97 to #195 - michaelp
(11/21/2010) [-]
i thought that to, until he unbanned and bannned it 3 different times.
#80 - LoLgenerator
(11/09/2010) [-]
FJ needs you again


needs you.........needs you.......
#79 - kevman
(10/05/2010) [-]
ur animal?i worshipped u as a troll,but now ur a nice guy
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