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#28 - has she been in any porn?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/31/2014 on Fat people 0
User avatar #29 - mussyo (10/31/2014) [-]
I don't know, I think I know here from somewhere. Sorry I wasn't trying to be witty.
#2 - Make up your love story, first date to marriage to...t… 09/22/2014 on michaelch's profile 0
#97 - Norton blocked a Trojan virus attack on my laptop. it was vikn… 06/25/2014 on Anyone getting virus warnings? 0
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#341 - don't worry about it. have a good day 06/03/2014 on Cute girls, post your... +3
#101 - Family Feud. 03/28/2014 on Women know this too 0
#268 - you will find more porn about her than information about her c… 03/28/2014 on Darth Vader 0
#4 - we all do In Japan, science loves ******* you... so…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2014 on Weekly Dose Of Science +1
User avatar #22 - pwnigator (02/17/2014) [-]
And japan loves being fucked by science. Everybody wins.
#4 - I would say it is more along the line of, "Don't be *… 02/13/2014 on Getting new Coworkers 0
#245 - try craigslist  [+] (1 new reply) 01/16/2014 on Master of Romance II 0
#250 - rabidaardvark (01/16/2014) [-]
yeeeaahhhh I have a major distrust of getting anything online, let alone women.
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#2 - michaelch (09/22/2014) [-]

Make up your love story, first date to marriage to...the end?

Stranger: Hmmm

Stranger: Aight

You: we meet in an alley.

Stranger: It was a dark but stary night

You: i saw someone getting blown

Stranger: And I taped it all

Stranger: I keep it in a safe

You: i went to the director

Stranger: You give me a bj as well

You: i had hired a stunt double

Stranger: And it was still amazing

You: i find out that we are both men

Stranger: And then I ended up like amanda todd

Stranger: dead and worthless

You: then i asked, "who is Amanda todd?"

Stranger: And I respond "that whore who tried to kill herself with bleach"

You: i shake my head in disappointment and say, "the ignorant, selfish dumbass....".

Stranger: And from that moment on, we both wonder how this story even makes sense.

You: in the end, we high five one another and go our separate ways...... THE END
(this is a convo from omegle. I wanted to save it on here b/c I do not have word.)
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