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mezzjuc

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Date Signed Up:12/19/2011
Last Login:5/27/2015
Location:Sweden
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#4042
Comment Ranking:#2146
Highest Content Rank:#299
Highest Comment Rank:#304
Content Thumbs: 47308 total,  53723 ,  6415
Comment Thumbs: 19154 total,  20830 ,  1676
Content Level Progress: 16.5% (165/1000)
Level 244 Content: Doinitrite → Level 245 Content: Doinitrite
Comment Level Progress: 15.1% (151/1000)
Level 316 Comments: Wizard → Level 317 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:81
Content Views:2140953
Times Content Favorited:3174 times
Total Comments Made:2331
FJ Points:60427
Favorite Tags: funny (4) | prison (4) | the (3) | are (2) | comp (2) | GIF (2) | Google (2) | one (2) | quotes (2) | watch (2) | Yep (2)

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latest user's comments

#637 - this is my ex gf 05/20/2015 on GIF contest -2
#9 - You have never eaten fries next to a girl, have you?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/20/2015 on Ron fucking Swanson 0
#17 - mcmxcideath (05/20/2015) [-]
Actually, I cannot eat french fries, at least not the commercial ones, only homemade.
#11 - thesunpraiser (05/20/2015) [-]
>Implying he sits next to women
#37 - Picture 05/20/2015 on It's Banana, bitch! +6
#54 - Isn't it the liquid AROUND the bladder that comes out? 05/19/2015 on orange is the new black +1
#4 - Worked as a horse-race host a couple of times, meaning I sell …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2015 on Fenn's Job Comps- Liquor Store +23
User avatar #21 - heartbleed (05/19/2015) [-]
For #2 you coulda gotten his license plate and gotten him for assault (for spitting on you), asshole would deserve it.
#9 - Its a smiling ball with an oink nose, now tell me if that ain'… 05/18/2015 on Cute +1
#5 - It looks like a muppet 05/17/2015 on When he whips it out and... 0
#331 - Comment deleted 05/17/2015 on Roll competition 0
#330 - **mezzjuc used "*roll 1, 1-999999*"** **mezzjuc rolls 775,588** 05/17/2015 on Roll competition 0
#41 - sues 05/17/2015 on Bunny hop +1

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User avatar #43 - mezzjuc (05/27/2014) [-]
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User avatar #51 to #50 - mezzjuc (03/24/2015) [-]
aaww
User avatar #45 - presidentmoose ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
will you gift me your golden thumb badge? this is going to be a long day of moose posting and it would definitely make me happy here's my favorite moose
#46 to #45 - presidentmoose ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
didn't post the first time....
User avatar #38 - megpoidgumibear (03/15/2014) [-]
subbed for all your comps. keep it up
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User avatar #30 to #29 - mezzjuc (03/13/2014) [-]
Oh thank you!
#22 - canaritaugemileo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #17 - bluemeatmballs (10/26/2012) [-]
Hello sir. I have noticed you aren't an item collector, but you do have a good amount of FJ points.
Now, if you don't collect items, these points are useless to you.
So i'm asking you sincerely, might you be willing to share some of those poins with me?
You could make me very happy, and I will use them for the great cause of item science.
Sorry for bothering you, and thanks for considering.
<3
#16 - graemearg **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #15 - yunozombie (08/28/2012) [-]
Just wanted to say your commentary on the 'Worst Human Growth' series has just had me and my mum in absolute stitches! So funny, definitely will be watching out for more!
#10 - anonymous (08/12/2012) [-]
I just wanted to tell you...

You should really not post material of your own on here. I'm not trying to be deliberately offensive. It's just you know, some people can't draw, so they shouldn't bother, otherwise they'll think it looks good. Some people can't sing, and they think they rock- you get the picture.

Just don't bother, please.
User avatar #11 to #10 - mezzjuc (08/12/2012) [-]
Okey, great with some criticism.
If you mean my last post with veeery poorly drawn faces, then sure, it's not expert drawing. But only a psychopath would not be able to see the reactions i've drawn.
Happy face / Sad face is all that is needed for people to understand what kind of reaction it is.
I choose to keep it simple, that's my way of making content.
Deal with it.
#12 to #11 - anonymous (08/12/2012) [-]
Not dealing. I won't say why it pissed me off, there's no point in wasting more time. But yeah, you're in the general ballpark.

p.s. Kill yourself.
#13 to #12 - mezzjuc (08/12/2012) [-]
You got rustled as 			****		 when you saw a post with badly drawn faces in it, and you tell me to kill my self?
You got rustled as **** when you saw a post with badly drawn faces in it, and you tell me to kill my self?
User avatar #14 to #13 - mezzjuc (08/12/2012) [-]
myself*
#3 - blartonfairweather (07/27/2012) [-]
What is up, broski?
#4 to #3 - mezzjuc (07/27/2012) [-]
Chillin' with my homies, bro!
How 'bout you?
#5 to #4 - blartonfairweather (07/27/2012) [-]
Nice, brah, just hangin' out with my girl,
enjoying a few brewskis.
#6 to #5 - mezzjuc (07/27/2012) [-]
Sounds badass breh!
Kiss her forehead for me, will ya'?
#7 to #6 - blartonfairweather (07/27/2012) [-]
Ya brah, anythin' for you, breh.

Hey, bro, maybe later, we can kick back and pop open
some brewskis, while we watch the game.
#8 to #7 - mezzjuc (07/27/2012) [-]
You know it my man!
#1 - negrocop ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
Alright, hopefully this helps.
User avatar #2 to #1 - negrocop ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
Try to redownload the original script first though
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