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Date Signed Up:11/22/2012
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#2 - ****** mad old man.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2016 on Wet Dream 0
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#3 - keatontheghostfox (04/14/2016) [-]
And yet it will always be on the internet
#495 - Jokes on you, I love gay shark dick  [+] (2 new replies) 04/02/2016 on SHOW ME YOUR FACE, I'M LONELY 0
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#544 - keatontheghostfox (04/03/2016) [-]
But... Sharks don't have dicks. dolphins do though
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#507 - halfgayshark (04/02/2016) [-]
ackachually im only half gay, does that make a difference?
#364 - I'm not modeling just casually listening to music  [+] (6 new replies) 04/02/2016 on SHOW ME YOUR FACE, I'M LONELY +1
#444 - anon (04/02/2016) [-]
i bet your asshole looks the same as your pussy
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#430 - keatontheghostfox (04/02/2016) [-]
Smug anime face
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#410 - halfgayshark (04/02/2016) [-]
Casually taking this dick
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#495 - mewcubed (04/02/2016) [-]
Jokes on you, I love gay shark dick
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#544 - keatontheghostfox (04/03/2016) [-]
But... Sharks don't have dicks. dolphins do though
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#507 - halfgayshark (04/02/2016) [-]
ackachually im only half gay, does that make a difference?
#19 - I accidentally leave my phone in the car all the time though.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2016 on this is why +9
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#40 - ogdonaldangel (03/15/2016) [-]
crack the window he'll be fine
#23 - What I find most ****** up is that women are so much more inte… 02/18/2016 on the results are in 0
#7 - No sheets, only tears  [+] (5 new replies) 02/17/2016 on 33 +12
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#22 - sisterblister (02/18/2016) [-]
and tares
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#8 - sisterblister (02/17/2016) [-]
You psychologically scared man you ok
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#21 - sinonyx (02/18/2016) [-]
psychologyxplain we need you
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#24 - psychologyxplain (02/18/2016) [-]
Allllrighty. This isn't as odd as you'd think. It ties in with the Oedipus/Electra Complex, which states that the first connection a boy (Oedipus Complex) or girl (Electra Complex) has is with the parent of the opposite sex (The second part states that it creates a subconscious sense of competition and between the two). This also states that you'll date people with matching personality traits of the parent of the opposite sex. In this case, I'd analyze it as the individual feeling a subconscious sense of increased competition/discomfort/helpless based feelings. A penis is a psychological symbol of power, so it's possible they feel bullied by their mother, or in some way oppressed (Not in the Tumblr way) by the mother. The lack of assistance in being raped might signify a feeling that their mother doesn't care about them, or doesn't show that they do very often. Hope that helps!

Semper Praesans
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#23 - psychologyxplain (02/18/2016) [-]
Reading the content now, be back shortly to reply
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#12 - Yeah they had a couple champs like that, but I don't think the… 02/09/2016 on LoL Trivia: Noxus 0
#13 - Happy birthday to me 02/09/2016 on I'm curious for you, caught... 0
#45 - Happy birthday to us! 02/04/2016 on February 6th +1
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#194 - ColeTheUber ONLINE (06/15/2015) [+] (2 replies)
stickied by mewcubed
I got LASIK two years ago. It cost me around $5000 for both eyes from the top surgeon who has worked on just about every NFL, NBA and MLB player who has had LASIK surgery. I paid for one eye and my parents paid for the other; I make $8.20 an hour so it cost me approximately a collective 304 hours of my life to get my eyes worked on, because they were so bad. That surgery has changed my view on life, no pun intended.   
   
And I'm pretty sure I ****** it up by viewing your profile. Are you proud of yourself? Go sit in the corner and think about what you've just done.
I got LASIK two years ago. It cost me around $5000 for both eyes from the top surgeon who has worked on just about every NFL, NBA and MLB player who has had LASIK surgery. I paid for one eye and my parents paid for the other; I make $8.20 an hour so it cost me approximately a collective 304 hours of my life to get my eyes worked on, because they were so bad. That surgery has changed my view on life, no pun intended.

And I'm pretty sure I ****** it up by viewing your profile. Are you proud of yourself? Go sit in the corner and think about what you've just done.
#195 to #194 - mewcubed (06/15/2015) [-]
It's my only source of joy in life 8)
#196 to #195 - ColeTheUber ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
I'm so disappointed in you. Didn't I teach you better than this? Where did I go so wrong?!
#128 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu ONLINE (03/10/2015) [+] (5 replies)
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Me reading your profile
#129 to #128 - mewcubed (03/10/2015) [-]
I like being blinded 8)
#130 to #129 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu ONLINE (03/10/2015) [-]
Oh rly..   
Do you also like handcuffs by any chance?
Oh rly..
Do you also like handcuffs by any chance?
#131 to #130 - mewcubed (03/10/2015) [-]
o
no
#132 to #131 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu ONLINE (03/10/2015) [-]
I was just kidding have a nice day
I was just kidding have a nice day
#133 to #132 - mewcubed (03/10/2015) [-]
I know, you too
#273 - hotschurl (12/31/2015) [-]
your curly hair looks nice
#274 to #273 - mewcubed (12/31/2015) [-]
GIF
Oh thank you
#263 - corporate (10/10/2015) [-]
#264 to #263 - mewcubed (10/10/2015) [-]
Hi
#265 to #264 - corporate (10/11/2015) [-]
Yo
#266 to #265 - mewcubed (10/11/2015) [-]
Sssssssssssssssssssup
#267 to #266 - corporate (10/11/2015) [-]
Just woke up. Been sleeping for like. 24 hours. How bout chu *****
#268 to #267 - mewcubed (10/11/2015) [-]
Just relaxing before bed. New job has me on a normal sleeping schedule right now and I haaaate it.
#269 to #268 - corporate (10/11/2015) [-]
******* gay. Just be an unemployed loser. Sleep whenever.
Stay on FJ forever. Never leave. Who needs money?
#270 to #269 - mewcubed (10/11/2015) [-]
Me lol
#271 to #270 - corporate (10/11/2015) [-]
Cook meth. You'll be aight lil *****. Come chill with me and we'll sling crystal
#272 to #271 - mewcubed (10/11/2015) [-]
I am so clumsy dude, I'd blow myself up almost immediately
#262 - anon (10/03/2015) [-]
Nude a post.
#244 - manlet (09/05/2015) [-]
post nudes
#245 to #244 - mewcubed (09/05/2015) [-]
Nty
#246 to #245 - manlet (09/05/2015) [-]
but I'm a pervert
#247 to #246 - mewcubed (09/05/2015) [-]
There are much better nudes than mine already out there tho
#248 to #247 - manlet (09/05/2015) [-]
But I'd like to see yours

you're a cutiepie
#249 to #248 - mewcubed (09/05/2015) [-]
Yeah but I'ma fat **** though
#250 to #249 - manlet (09/05/2015) [-]
>implying chubby girls aren't best girls
#251 to #250 - mewcubed (09/05/2015) [-]
I like athletic girls
#252 to #251 - manlet (09/05/2015) [-]
They're alright
#253 to #252 - mewcubed (09/05/2015) [-]
Bruh they hawt
#255 to #253 - manlet (09/05/2015) [-]
if the legs are toned
gotta squat
#256 to #255 - mewcubed (09/05/2015) [-]
I just like muscles
#259 to #256 - manlet (09/05/2015) [-]
dominant chicks?
**** yes
#261 to #259 - mewcubed (09/05/2015) [-]
Welllllll maybe
#240 - corporate (09/05/2015) [-]
Fag
#241 to #240 - mewcubed (09/05/2015) [-]
You called?
#242 to #241 - corporate (09/05/2015) [-]
Your face is nice.
#243 to #242 - mewcubed (09/05/2015) [-]
O-oh
#254 to #243 - corporate (09/05/2015) [-]
love me
#257 to #254 - mewcubed (09/05/2015) [-]
Babe I already do
#258 to #257 - corporate (09/05/2015) [-]
<3 of course you do. I was just checking <3
<3 Love you babe <3
#260 to #258 - mewcubed (09/05/2015) [-]
<3 you too bbgurl
#238 - anikachu (08/31/2015) [-]
#239 to #238 - mewcubed (08/31/2015) [-]
I'm glad someone appreciates my efforts <3
#217 - limegreentomatoes (08/22/2015) [-]
I was so caught up in school that I forgot, but it was my ******* birthday on monday.
What'cha gonna do bout it
#218 to #217 - mewcubed (08/22/2015) [-]
**** that was a fast six months. Where you live *****?
#219 to #218 - limegreentomatoes (08/22/2015) [-]
Finland, I told you that already bruh.
#220 to #219 - mewcubed (08/22/2015) [-]
**** that's right, how the **** am I going to drive through the Atlantic
#221 to #220 - limegreentomatoes (08/22/2015) [-]
you could try being BenoƮt Lecomte.
#222 to #221 - mewcubed (08/22/2015) [-]
Yeah I'll permanently look like a raisin though
#223 to #222 - limegreentomatoes (08/22/2015) [-]
Raisins taste good tho.
#224 to #223 - mewcubed (08/22/2015) [-]
Ew
#225 to #224 - limegreentomatoes (08/22/2015) [-]
You don't like raisins?
#226 to #225 - mewcubed (08/22/2015) [-]
I was emotionally scarred by raisins when I was in day care. We did this "experiment" where they had us put a raisin in a cup for two weeks to see what would happen. After two weeks, they made us eat it.
#227 to #226 - limegreentomatoes (08/22/2015) [-]
Those don't sound like very competent day care workers.
#228 to #227 - mewcubed (08/22/2015) [-]
They weren't. They were horrible people. Except for one person who I was determined to marry lol.
#229 to #228 - limegreentomatoes (08/22/2015) [-]
Well that sounds like a pretty normal daycare.
#230 to #229 - mewcubed (08/22/2015) [-]
Nope. We had an anorexic bitch who preached that food was bad to us. Same bitch got us in a car accident. There were a lot of awful things.
#231 to #230 - limegreentomatoes (08/22/2015) [-]
Well I guess every daycare has its faults. Mine didn't have that big ones though. I was just beaten with pillows for like 10 mins by the other kids every morning and the workers were just like "aww how cute."
I got back at the place though by stealing a load of legos. Having lots of legos was kind of a sign of wealth and awesomeness over here at that time so it was a good idea.
#232 to #231 - mewcubed (08/22/2015) [-]
Lucky you. WE had those ****** off-brand Legos.
#233 to #232 - limegreentomatoes (08/22/2015) [-]
What a nightmare. Incompetent day care workers and fake legos.
I really stole a load of legos though, I still have my lego box for some reason and half of it is stolen.
#234 to #233 - mewcubed (08/22/2015) [-]
Children are assholes lol. I just gave away all of mine.
#235 to #234 - limegreentomatoes (08/22/2015) [-]
How generous of you. I just stopped playing with them like 10 years ago and they were untouched for like 7 years until my nephews found them.
#236 to #235 - mewcubed (08/22/2015) [-]
I miss playing with Legos :c
#237 to #236 - limegreentomatoes
(08/22/2015) [-]
I was never any good with legos, everything I tried to build just looked dumb as ****.
It was fun though, I used to build weird ass looking cars or planes and throw them at the wall and pretend it was a major chaotic incident. I also used to make the little lego dudes kill themselves and then their family held a wake. I may not have been completely normal.
#204 - venomousvalentine (07/06/2015) [-]
Ow my eyes...
#205 to #204 - mewcubed (07/07/2015) [-]
Yeees, let the retinas burn...
#206 to #205 - venomousvalentine (07/07/2015) [-]
So how are you?
#207 to #206 - mewcubed (07/07/2015) [-]
Just dandy, about to stream. You?
#208 to #207 - venomousvalentine (07/07/2015) [-]
stream what?
#209 to #208 - mewcubed (07/07/2015) [-]
Probably League, but depending on what happens there might be Borderlands 2 and/or other ****
#210 to #209 - venomousvalentine (07/07/2015) [-]
Oh I also play league.
I got to gold not too long ago. I'm a support main.
And you?
#211 to #210 - mewcubed (07/07/2015) [-]
I got gold last season but I am getting ********** in silver this year. I main ADC. Favorite champs?
#212 to #211 - venomousvalentine (07/07/2015) [-]
I main Soraka. I also play lots of Janna, Leona, and Lulu.
Lately I've been practicing Braum and Thresh because I need more tanky supports that I can play that aren't exclusively good for dive comps or wombo combos.

Ranked during summer is awful.

What champs do you play?
#213 to #212 - mewcubed (07/07/2015) [-]
Awesome! I main Quinn, Jinx, Kalista, Syndra and Vel'Koz
#214 to #213 - venomousvalentine (07/07/2015) [-]
Jinx and Kalista are cool. I don't lane with quinn often cause most people dont play her as an adc.
#215 to #214 - mewcubed (07/07/2015) [-]
She's my favorite, she's so much fun!
#216 to #215 - venomousvalentine (07/07/2015) [-]
Im so bad at quinn.
#197 - bitchitroll (06/19/2015) [-]
oh **** the orange is real
#198 to #197 - mewcubed (06/19/2015) [-]
Hell yeah ************
#199 to #198 - bitchitroll (06/19/2015) [-]
that hurts mayn
#200 to #199 - mewcubed (06/19/2015) [-]
That's the goal.
#201 to #200 - bitchitroll (06/19/2015) [-]
why would you ever do that to anyone? this is cruel and unusual punishment
#202 to #201 - mewcubed (06/19/2015) [-]
And fun
#203 to #202 - bitchitroll (06/19/2015) [-]
its horrible
also
JEEESUUS