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Consoles Owned: Nintendo DS, Nintendo Wii, PC, Gameboy Colour, Gameboy SP advance, Gameboy Advance
Video Games Played: Pokémon, The Sims 2, Minecraft
Interests: Pokémon training
Date Signed Up:2/27/2012
Last Login:12/18/2014
Location:Denmark
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#5 - People make fun of other people because of their shoes? Kids a…  [+] (29 new replies) 22 hours ago on Not the other way around +513
#207 - arkanios (5 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, it's fucking retarded as hell. Fuck, a group of chicks I've never met before actually went right into my face and started making fun of me because I wore Sketcher shoes. Hell, it could have passed as Nikes shoes if it wasn't for the giant S on it. Man, fuck public school.
User avatar #202 - willgum (5 hours ago) [-]
It's happened to me a few times It's pretty weird like I'll walk by a group of normally black people and they will say something like "hey man where you get those shoes" to witch i reply "probably wal-mart" and they burst out laughing and walk away. and then i move on with my life.
and by move on with my life i mean cry run home and go back on FJ
User avatar #180 - blarghagh (7 hours ago) [-]
People make fun of people for everything. When I was in high school I played lacrosse. Some guy kept telling me that I was gay because I played with long sticks and need pads, when female lacrosse doesn't need that stuff. The guy fucking wrestled so I always replied "how does it feel rubbing your dick on another guys ass" after that it stopted and then he acted like we're friends for the next two years
User avatar #176 - nthmetal (7 hours ago) [-]
I once knew a guy whose middle name was "insane"

He was a pedophile.

So yes, kids are fucking insane.
User avatar #123 - RiflemanFunny (9 hours ago) [-]
Dude. People get killed over Air Jordan's.
User avatar #90 - whiteniggers (10 hours ago) [-]
i'm pretty sure his original shoes are actually fucked

like, ripped at the bottom, broken to shit
User avatar #70 - randomwanker (12 hours ago) [-]
Had a kid make fun of my Jordans, muthafucka was wearing flip flops
#42 - anonymous (15 hours ago) [-]
Feminist bully people into breaking down on international TV for their shirt.

Welcome to the real world: people are assholes - nomatter what age.
#37 - anonymous (16 hours ago) [-]
Of all the retarded meaningless bullshit people get made fun of for, shoes is what gets you?
User avatar #28 - guitarassassin (16 hours ago) [-]
Clearly, you never went to public school growing up.
#83 - mayoroftownsville (11 hours ago) [-]
I did, and nobody ever made fun of other people's shoes. Maybe because I grew up in an area without niggers.
User avatar #99 - guitarassassin (10 hours ago) [-]
I grew up in an all white area, and people made fun of others because of their shoes all the time. Shit was annoying.
#26 - balintftw (17 hours ago) [-]
#57 - crazyglove (13 hours ago) [-]
Overused image is overused.
#74 - anonymous (12 hours ago) [-]
#20 - kacem (17 hours ago) [-]
funnyjunker make fun of feminist for their belief, fuckin kids
#63 - ohemgeezus (13 hours ago) [-]
We don't make fun of feminists, we make fun of feminazis, there's a difference
#61 - anonymous (13 hours ago) [-]
kacem confirmed for whiteknight feminazi
#17 - ohemgeezus (18 hours ago) [-]
We make fun of people for posting ponies
#62 - thiotez (13 hours ago) [-]
Then again, ponies have become the work of hell and all that is unholy.
#103 - wigglyjr (9 hours ago) [-]
Satan incarnate.
User avatar #89 - whiteniggers (10 hours ago) [-]
that is only because people here, as a collective, has begun to believe that because they are bored of enjoying something different

my little pony hasnt changed, and if anything, the fandom has matured
User avatar #131 - psychodreadnought (9 hours ago) [-]
do I need to show you the picture of the guy who radiated his cum on an MLP figure?
User avatar #208 - whiteniggers (1 hour ago) [-]
That happened at the beginning too. Plus, you only heard about it because of how rancid it is. It happens in other fandoms too.
User avatar #150 - garyhasmorebadges (7 hours ago) [-]
Never again... Ugh...
User avatar #6 - iforgotmyothername (21 hours ago) [-]
lol it's always been like that, and no, kids aren't insane, they're childish
User avatar #159 - infinitereaper (7 hours ago) [-]
Actually during development infants and children are basically little narcissistic sociopaths. I think some people outgrow it less than others.
#111 - wagastragas (9 hours ago) [-]
people take any excuse to feel better than others
#67 - anonymous (13 hours ago) [-]
Not when I was a Kid... I remember... I was there...
#13 - or straight females  [+] (2 new replies) 22 hours ago on Porn Searches +61
#151 - anonymous (9 hours ago) [-]
bisexual females who think they are straight* honestly what the fuck? no straight guy would masturbate to gay porn no matter how they made it
#115 - anonymous (11 hours ago) [-]
Agreed. straight and I love lesbian porn ^^ in fact l word is like my favorite freaking show.
#108 - And yet she is a transgendered woman from California 12/17/2014 on Snu snu 0
#15 - Picture 12/15/2014 on ultimate worst case scenario +8
#99 - I don't boost my ego though Pokémon, It's just a hobby. H… 12/15/2014 on Pokemon +1
#90 - yeah because I've never given away legendaries to people who n…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/15/2014 on Pokemon +1
User avatar #96 - bulwark (12/15/2014) [-]
And then proceeding to fuck them over with your superior EV trained team, because how can life go on if you can't boost your ego by proving how fucking great you are?
User avatar #99 - mettih (12/15/2014) [-]
I don't boost my ego though Pokémon, It's just a hobby.
How can your life go on if you can't handle being competitive?
#85 - You do know that you could play against your friends back in R…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/15/2014 on Pokemon +1
User avatar #88 - bulwark (12/15/2014) [-]
Oh yea, because back when I was 9 years old, competitive playing was what I had in mind.

It's clear to me you really are just one of those "Everything is a competition, I gotta win everything and be the best"

Also, back then, I had 2 Gameboys, a cable and a gameshark. I spend my school recesses getting Mews for people with the Gameshark and then trading it over to them, because thinking about yourself all the time is bad for you, so instead of trying to whoop everyones ass with my team, I would help them get something special instead.
User avatar #90 - mettih (12/15/2014) [-]
yeah because I've never given away legendaries to people who needs them
User avatar #96 - bulwark (12/15/2014) [-]
And then proceeding to fuck them over with your superior EV trained team, because how can life go on if you can't boost your ego by proving how fucking great you are?
User avatar #99 - mettih (12/15/2014) [-]
I don't boost my ego though Pokémon, It's just a hobby.
How can your life go on if you can't handle being competitive?
#43 - Sorry for not giving up on something that has been in my life …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #46 - bulwark (12/15/2014) [-]
Oh for fuck sake with the martyr acting.

You can play Pokemon however you want, whenever you want. But for the love of fucking god, you are NOT a Pokemon trainer and you never will be. It is still just a game.

And yea, it was a pretty big thing in my childhood aswell. But just because I don't play it like some no-lifer without anything else to do, doesn't mean I can't appreciate it the same way.

And now you act like I am telling you to stop playing the game, when in reality you were the one who started pissing on ME with your "You're just mad because you don't have the skills"

Pokemon does NOT require skills. Not battling, not catching, not breeding or fucking berry picking. It's the most casual of games you can ever come across, so stop thinking you're something that you are not.
#41 - When you've caught them all, there is not much else to do in t…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/15/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #42 - bulwark (12/15/2014) [-]
yea because I am crying about it... *sigh* I see why you "love" the pokemon games. Your mental state is that of an 8 year old.
User avatar #43 - mettih (12/15/2014) [-]
Sorry for not giving up on something that has been in my life as long as i can remember.
What you are asking me to do is put down a childhood pet
User avatar #46 - bulwark (12/15/2014) [-]
Oh for fuck sake with the martyr acting.

You can play Pokemon however you want, whenever you want. But for the love of fucking god, you are NOT a Pokemon trainer and you never will be. It is still just a game.

And yea, it was a pretty big thing in my childhood aswell. But just because I don't play it like some no-lifer without anything else to do, doesn't mean I can't appreciate it the same way.

And now you act like I am telling you to stop playing the game, when in reality you were the one who started pissing on ME with your "You're just mad because you don't have the skills"

Pokemon does NOT require skills. Not battling, not catching, not breeding or fucking berry picking. It's the most casual of games you can ever come across, so stop thinking you're something that you are not.
#38 - Uhm. Disclaimer Pokémon is my hobby and i love playing it…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/15/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #40 - bulwark (12/15/2014) [-]
Oh wauw... You're not a fucking Pokemon trainer. You're a retard with a DS...

Yes, I can see the idea of catching them all, it's kinda what the game is about. "I wanna be the very best" is from the fucking anime intro and unless you plan to be like Ash, then you have no need to follow that like some sort of commandment.

And doing what the franchise tells you to do? How little control do you have over your own life? crawl back down to your basement with your DS and your Ash replica hat.
User avatar #41 - mettih (12/15/2014) [-]
When you've caught them all, there is not much else to do in the game, but since I'm in love with this game, the only thing i can do is to improve my Pokémons

So stop crying about IVs an EVs
User avatar #42 - bulwark (12/15/2014) [-]
yea because I am crying about it... *sigh* I see why you "love" the pokemon games. Your mental state is that of an 8 year old.
User avatar #43 - mettih (12/15/2014) [-]
Sorry for not giving up on something that has been in my life as long as i can remember.
What you are asking me to do is put down a childhood pet
User avatar #46 - bulwark (12/15/2014) [-]
Oh for fuck sake with the martyr acting.

You can play Pokemon however you want, whenever you want. But for the love of fucking god, you are NOT a Pokemon trainer and you never will be. It is still just a game.

And yea, it was a pretty big thing in my childhood aswell. But just because I don't play it like some no-lifer without anything else to do, doesn't mean I can't appreciate it the same way.

And now you act like I am telling you to stop playing the game, when in reality you were the one who started pissing on ME with your "You're just mad because you don't have the skills"

Pokemon does NOT require skills. Not battling, not catching, not breeding or fucking berry picking. It's the most casual of games you can ever come across, so stop thinking you're something that you are not.

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#560 - fitemeirlbro (10/29/2014) [-]
i got a new kitten
#558 - fitemeirlbro (10/14/2014) [-]
what do u think of dis webm  also do you want my shiny cresselia and hydreigon?
what do u think of dis webm also do you want my shiny cresselia and hydreigon?
#557 - ubadubba (09/26/2014) [-]
You seem like you're an incredible person irl
You seem like you're an incredible person irl
#556 - mettih (09/14/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #552 - majormayor (08/06/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #553 to #552 - mettih (08/06/2014) [-]
what
User avatar #554 to #553 - majormayor (08/06/2014) [-]
Denmark.
User avatar #555 to #554 - mettih (08/06/2014) [-]
masterrace
#551 - fitemeirlbro (06/29/2014) [-]
this is vaas
User avatar #547 - arenaferox (05/19/2014) [-]
but wai?
User avatar #548 to #547 - mettih (05/21/2014) [-]
wow slow much
User avatar #549 to #548 - arenaferox (05/21/2014) [-]
I don't looks at my friends list often...
User avatar #550 to #549 - mettih (05/21/2014) [-]
you should
#527 - anonymous (05/14/2014) [-]
gib nudes k
#529 to #528 - anonymous (05/14/2014) [-]
u r 1 cute chick
#531 to #530 - anonymous (05/14/2014) [-]
but srsly gib nudes of u not a chicken
#532 to #531 - mettih (05/14/2014) [-]
But this is me
#533 to #532 - anonymous (05/14/2014) [-]
i kno u is a people you had pics of u on ur profile
#534 to #533 - mettih (05/14/2014) [-]
I dont see any people?
#535 to #534 - anonymous (05/14/2014) [-]
scroll down
User avatar #536 to #535 - mettih (05/14/2014) [-]
if i scroll down all i see is grey
#537 to #536 - anonymous (05/14/2014) [-]
you posted that
#538 to #537 - mettih (05/14/2014) [-]
Who is that hottie?
#539 to #538 - anonymous (05/14/2014) [-]
someone i want nudes from
#541 to #540 - anonymous (05/14/2014) [-]
so gib
#543 to #542 - anonymous (05/14/2014) [-]
just show me yo titties and i will leave u alone
User avatar #505 - finblob (05/05/2014) [-]
are you leaving board too
User avatar #510 to #505 - mettih (05/05/2014) [-]
yus
User avatar #511 to #510 - finblob (05/05/2014) [-]
same
User avatar #517 to #511 - scytherkris (05/05/2014) [-]
Why are you leaving?
User avatar #518 to #517 - finblob (05/05/2014) [-]
stare, x, all the other users thought i was annoying and called me faggy and stuff so cba dealing with them and im running like a pussy
User avatar #524 to #523 - finblob (05/06/2014) [-]
not you
i mean x and stuff
</3
User avatar #522 to #519 - finblob (05/06/2014) [-]
not you babe you know i love you
User avatar #486 - scytherkris (05/05/2014) [-]
y m8
User avatar #509 to #486 - mettih (05/05/2014) [-]
I'm just tired of getting insulted everytime i try to start a chat
User avatar #520 to #509 - supertanto (05/05/2014) [-]
i love you
User avatar #512 to #509 - scytherkris (05/05/2014) [-]
Ah, I'm sure they don't mean any of it
I mean look at how much everyone takes the piss out of (or at least used to) X or me
If you want them to stop just tell them, I'll tell them if you really want
User avatar #513 to #512 - mettih (05/05/2014) [-]
I did, and that was when i realised I'm done
User avatar #514 to #513 - scytherkris (05/05/2014) [-]
Why, what did they say?
User avatar #515 to #514 - mettih (05/05/2014) [-]
I don't feel like talking about it
User avatar #516 to #515 - scytherkris (05/05/2014) [-]
Alright, your call
If you ever do decide you want to or even if you just wanna chat to someone don't hesitate to pop up
User avatar #487 to #486 - mettih (05/05/2014) [-]
how did you know?
User avatar #489 to #487 - scytherkris (05/05/2014) [-]
Only slightly though
User avatar #488 to #487 - scytherkris (05/05/2014) [-]
The notification slightly gave it away
User avatar #490 to #488 - mettih (05/05/2014) [-]
Oh i see
User avatar #491 to #490 - scytherkris (05/05/2014) [-]
So why are you removing everyone?
User avatar #492 to #491 - mettih (05/05/2014) [-]
I'm just done with the board
User avatar #493 to #492 - scytherkris (05/05/2014) [-]
So you delete everyone?
Sounds like something Blu would do, not you
User avatar #494 to #493 - mettih (05/05/2014) [-]
I don't know who Blu is
User avatar #496 to #495 - mettih (05/05/2014) [-]
Who
User avatar #497 to #496 - scytherkris (05/05/2014) [-]
The Aussie
User avatar #498 to #497 - mettih (05/05/2014) [-]
I have no idea who you're talking about
User avatar #499 to #498 - scytherkris (05/05/2014) [-]
Doesn't matter
Anyway, why are you done with the board?
User avatar #500 to #499 - mettih (05/05/2014) [-]
I don't feel home anymore
User avatar #501 to #500 - scytherkris (05/05/2014) [-]
Does anyone?
Any of us oldfags anyway, I think Tanto is the only one who still enjoys the board nowadays
User avatar #502 to #501 - mettih (05/05/2014) [-]
I don't know.
But I'm at the point in my life where i just have to let go of everything that is bothering me, that includes the board.
User avatar #503 to #502 - scytherkris (05/05/2014) [-]
Fair enough, are you still in the Skype group? I haven't looked at it in months
User avatar #504 to #503 - mettih (05/05/2014) [-]
Not anymore atleast
User avatar #506 to #504 - scytherkris (05/05/2014) [-]
Oh... You should stay in it
Never know, you might wanna talk to those fags again in the future
User avatar #507 to #506 - mettih (05/05/2014) [-]
Nah I'm not gonna do that, they're not worh my time
User avatar #521 to #507 - arenaferox (05/06/2014) [-]
;-;
User avatar #508 to #507 - scytherkris (05/05/2014) [-]
Sounds as if you've fell out with them
Did something happen?
User avatar #473 - fitemeirlbro (04/27/2014) [-]
want to see something cute?
User avatar #474 to #473 - mettih (04/27/2014) [-]
sure
User avatar #476 to #475 - mettih (04/27/2014) [-]
d'aww
#477 to #476 - fitemeirlbro (04/27/2014) [-]
this ones name is skiddo
User avatar #478 to #477 - mettih (04/27/2014) [-]
awwww cute
#479 to #478 - fitemeirlbro (04/27/2014) [-]
and now something creepy
User avatar #480 to #479 - mettih (04/27/2014) [-]
chickens aint creepy
User avatar #481 to #480 - fitemeirlbro (04/27/2014) [-]
he has teeth lookin things on the side of his face
User avatar #482 to #481 - mettih (04/27/2014) [-]
nope, thats just skin, it's actually really soft
User avatar #483 to #482 - fitemeirlbro (04/27/2014) [-]
well i still think he is creepy but we have other chickens that dont look like they are hungry for your soul and they arnt creepy
#470 - mettih (04/15/2014) [-]
I'm Flareon
User avatar #472 to #470 - fitemeirlbro (04/19/2014) [-]
vaporeon is having a flash back to the war
#469 - soldiertwo (04/01/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #464 to #463 - mettih (04/01/2014) [-]
Why would anyone hurt Slurpuff that way
#465 to #464 - fitemeirlbro (04/01/2014) [-]
this is aromatisse
User avatar #466 to #465 - mettih (04/01/2014) [-]
Showdown having a blast?
#467 to #466 - fitemeirlbro (04/01/2014) [-]
i like the sprites
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