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#13 - Exactly thats why we call it pussy **** , like I've neve…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2015 on Eat or die ho-hos Ho-hos 0
User avatar #14 - jewboccka (06/30/2015) [-]
see our max is 1300 and under in two miles, woman have it ridiculously easy of course, its like 21 minutes
#8 - 28 minutes but if you run that you're pretty much a pussy. It …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/28/2015 on Eat or die ho-hos Ho-hos 0
User avatar #12 - jewboccka (06/30/2015) [-]
what the shit? you only have to run a 9 and half minute pace for three miles to pass your running course? its like a minimum of 15:50 two mile run for us.
User avatar #13 - metalguitarest (06/30/2015) [-]
Exactly thats why we call it pussy shit, like I've never seen it happen. Our slowest guy got 25, and my minimum has always been 21
User avatar #14 - jewboccka (06/30/2015) [-]
see our max is 1300 and under in two miles, woman have it ridiculously easy of course, its like 21 minutes
#6 - Oh no they exist. When I was at MCT there was a really fat lcp…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/28/2015 on Eat or die ho-hos Ho-hos 0
User avatar #7 - jewboccka (06/28/2015) [-]
MCT? I am army, but I pray that stands for marine combat training, like boot camp, so he lost some weight. hey I always wonder something about marines, what is your minimum time you have to run a 3 mile?
User avatar #8 - metalguitarest (06/28/2015) [-]
28 minutes but if you run that you're pretty much a pussy. It is combat training but this was after and he wasn't in it he was already in the fleet doing his job he was just in charge of my working party.
User avatar #12 - jewboccka (06/30/2015) [-]
what the shit? you only have to run a 9 and half minute pace for three miles to pass your running course? its like a minimum of 15:50 two mile run for us.
User avatar #13 - metalguitarest (06/30/2015) [-]
Exactly thats why we call it pussy shit, like I've never seen it happen. Our slowest guy got 25, and my minimum has always been 21
User avatar #14 - jewboccka (06/30/2015) [-]
see our max is 1300 and under in two miles, woman have it ridiculously easy of course, its like 21 minutes
#34 - Most likely but for now I'm content with my job 06/21/2015 on Farewell 0
#31 - I intend to be sergeant before my first enlistment is up  [+] (2 new replies) 06/21/2015 on Farewell 0
#32 - quazyjash (06/21/2015) [-]
with a 5 year contract I assume you probably would. being a sergeant with machine guns though you'll probably hardly ever shoot, you'll just be a squad leader planning out positions and shit. I do to, I picked up corporal a couple months before my two year mark, and with more than two years left still, I think it's possible.
User avatar #34 - metalguitarest (06/21/2015) [-]
Most likely but for now I'm content with my job
#29 - machine* 06/21/2015 on Farewell 0
#28 - Might lat move to a chine gunner after my first. Depends on my…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/21/2015 on Farewell 0
#30 - quazyjash (06/21/2015) [-]
All I can say is pick up nco before then if you do that. Weapons platoons are fucking stupid if you're a lance or below. They run their dicks into the ground with machine gun runs and crazy pt. At least the machine gunners where I'm at do.
User avatar #31 - metalguitarest (06/21/2015) [-]
I intend to be sergeant before my first enlistment is up
#32 - quazyjash (06/21/2015) [-]
with a 5 year contract I assume you probably would. being a sergeant with machine guns though you'll probably hardly ever shoot, you'll just be a squad leader planning out positions and shit. I do to, I picked up corporal a couple months before my two year mark, and with more than two years left still, I think it's possible.
User avatar #34 - metalguitarest (06/21/2015) [-]
Most likely but for now I'm content with my job
User avatar #29 - metalguitarest (06/21/2015) [-]
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#26 - I wanted to join SRT which is mostly why I joined.  [+] (7 new replies) 06/21/2015 on Farewell 0
#27 - quazyjash (06/21/2015) [-]
Nice, that's some badass shit. goodluck with that man. I'm an engineer right now, thinking maybe at the end of my first enlistment going EOD, but that's a long shot.
User avatar #28 - metalguitarest (06/21/2015) [-]
Might lat move to a chine gunner after my first. Depends on my situation after 5 years
#30 - quazyjash (06/21/2015) [-]
All I can say is pick up nco before then if you do that. Weapons platoons are fucking stupid if you're a lance or below. They run their dicks into the ground with machine gun runs and crazy pt. At least the machine gunners where I'm at do.
User avatar #31 - metalguitarest (06/21/2015) [-]
I intend to be sergeant before my first enlistment is up
#32 - quazyjash (06/21/2015) [-]
with a 5 year contract I assume you probably would. being a sergeant with machine guns though you'll probably hardly ever shoot, you'll just be a squad leader planning out positions and shit. I do to, I picked up corporal a couple months before my two year mark, and with more than two years left still, I think it's possible.
User avatar #34 - metalguitarest (06/21/2015) [-]
Most likely but for now I'm content with my job
User avatar #29 - metalguitarest (06/21/2015) [-]
machine*
#25 - Yeah this school's long as **** , I've been in Ft. Leano… 06/21/2015 on Farewell 0
#22 - Military Police I'll be stationed in Iwa Kuni in a few weeks  [+] (11 new replies) 06/21/2015 on Farewell +1
#23 - quazyjash (06/21/2015) [-]
well shit. still at your schoolhouse or what?
User avatar #25 - metalguitarest (06/21/2015) [-]
Yeah this school's long as fuck, I've been in Ft. Leanord Wood way to fucking long
User avatar #26 - metalguitarest (06/21/2015) [-]
I wanted to join SRT which is mostly why I joined.
#27 - quazyjash (06/21/2015) [-]
Nice, that's some badass shit. goodluck with that man. I'm an engineer right now, thinking maybe at the end of my first enlistment going EOD, but that's a long shot.
User avatar #28 - metalguitarest (06/21/2015) [-]
Might lat move to a chine gunner after my first. Depends on my situation after 5 years
#30 - quazyjash (06/21/2015) [-]
All I can say is pick up nco before then if you do that. Weapons platoons are fucking stupid if you're a lance or below. They run their dicks into the ground with machine gun runs and crazy pt. At least the machine gunners where I'm at do.
User avatar #31 - metalguitarest (06/21/2015) [-]
I intend to be sergeant before my first enlistment is up
#32 - quazyjash (06/21/2015) [-]
with a 5 year contract I assume you probably would. being a sergeant with machine guns though you'll probably hardly ever shoot, you'll just be a squad leader planning out positions and shit. I do to, I picked up corporal a couple months before my two year mark, and with more than two years left still, I think it's possible.
User avatar #34 - metalguitarest (06/21/2015) [-]
Most likely but for now I'm content with my job
User avatar #29 - metalguitarest (06/21/2015) [-]
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#17 - doopleganger (02/14/2013) [-]
I see you are a fellow Klokateer
User avatar #18 to #17 - metalguitarest (02/14/2013) [-]
Dude, I ******* love metal in general. \,,/
User avatar #19 to #18 - doopleganger (02/14/2013) [-]
Hell yeah \,,/
#11 - Ryansixsixsix (03/12/2012) [-]
Greetings, metal brother.
#12 to #11 - metalguitarest (03/12/2012) [-]
Greetings brother
#13 to #12 - Ryansixsixsix (03/12/2012) [-]
FJ needs a metal thread. Kony, the Ugandan hero won't listen...
#14 to #13 - metalguitarest (03/12/2012) [-]
hmmmm, it would be cool for everyone who likes the genre to come in. I think you can make a channel for it though
hmmmm, it would be cool for everyone who likes the genre to come in. I think you can make a channel for it though
User avatar #15 to #14 - Ryansixsixsix (03/12/2012) [-]
I think I saw you on this one funnyjunk.com/channel/metalmusic

But it's not got a lot of subscribers, it needs promoting.
User avatar #16 to #15 - metalguitarest (03/12/2012) [-]
looks like it to me or it's gonna die

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User avatar #9 to #8 - metalguitarest (12/23/2011) [-]
Huh? Wel **** me that is awesome
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User avatar #7 - tolikbro (12/18/2011) [-]
Hey bro, it's secret Santa time! Here's a video of some awesomeness
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv0IdBRnYxo

And here's some context
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRnX4quv5W4

Merry Christmas!
User avatar #1 - ihavenoname (06/16/2011) [-]
you the one from omegle?
User avatar #2 to #1 - metalguitarest (07/11/2011) [-]
Yes i am
User avatar #3 to #2 - ihavenoname (07/12/2011) [-]
i cant even remember this **** dude
User avatar #4 to #3 - metalguitarest (07/12/2011) [-]
It was back with the zombie thing on Omegle
User avatar #5 to #4 - ihavenoname (07/12/2011) [-]
oh yea i remember ......kinda
User avatar #6 to #5 - metalguitarest (07/12/2011) [-]
xD no worries bro
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