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Date Signed Up:4/17/2011
Last Login:7/01/2016
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#71 - You'll learn my friend 06/30/2016 on Weve Cigal Ackatiof +3
#187 - MarlonWebb he's a viner here take this  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2016 on Random shit on my phone 75 +1
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#227 - goergesstpierre (16 hours ago) [-]
This made my day! You are the real MVP
#35 - Nah I can agree with the sentiment, but how can we reach this man  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2016 on Animals are odd 0
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#36 - satanicllladvocacy (06/29/2016) [-]
mcburd you're a bird, whats the deal with your cousin, why's he trying to die?
#41 - mcburd (06/29/2016) [-]
My cousins are all cockatiels. Ostriches are just fukken dumb.
#32 - We'll just agree that ostriches suck and go home  [+] (4 new replies) 06/29/2016 on Animals are odd 0
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#33 - satanicllladvocacy (06/29/2016) [-]
nah we gotta get to the bottom of this and the only person that can help is perhaps the smartest man on the internet. yes thats right, i said man. because a woman would not know this, feel free to prove me wrong though
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#35 - metalguitarest (06/29/2016) [-]
Nah I can agree with the sentiment, but how can we reach this man
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#36 - satanicllladvocacy (06/29/2016) [-]
mcburd you're a bird, whats the deal with your cousin, why's he trying to die?
#41 - mcburd (06/29/2016) [-]
My cousins are all cockatiels. Ostriches are just fukken dumb.
#30 - He's pecking it. Why? **** if I know or care but he is pecking it  [+] (6 new replies) 06/29/2016 on Animals are odd 0
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#31 - satanicllladvocacy (06/29/2016) [-]
yea no shit but what did that zebra do like step on one of its stupidly big eggs, or maybe the ostrich and zebra are mortal enemies? but still i think the ostrich should maybe have a tiny bit of appreciation for the fact that zebra can end its life in the blink of an eye at the angle its standing. so many questions. and once again a quick trip to google could probably answer them all, complete with a full david attenborough narration...but nah, aint doing that
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#32 - metalguitarest (06/29/2016) [-]
We'll just agree that ostriches suck and go home
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#33 - satanicllladvocacy (06/29/2016) [-]
nah we gotta get to the bottom of this and the only person that can help is perhaps the smartest man on the internet. yes thats right, i said man. because a woman would not know this, feel free to prove me wrong though
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#35 - metalguitarest (06/29/2016) [-]
Nah I can agree with the sentiment, but how can we reach this man
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#36 - satanicllladvocacy (06/29/2016) [-]
mcburd you're a bird, whats the deal with your cousin, why's he trying to die?
#41 - mcburd (06/29/2016) [-]
My cousins are all cockatiels. Ostriches are just fukken dumb.
#11 - Well, I do and that's all that matters 06/26/2016 on Devarsitro Ably Bancoricid +1
#9 - Hey I don't come to your house and judge your ****. I still lo…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2016 on Devarsitro Ably Bancoricid +1
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#10 - frankwest (06/26/2016) [-]
Nonesense! Nobody loves me
#11 - metalguitarest (06/26/2016) [-]
Well, I do and that's all that matters
#6 - Lost it at colossal pole smoker  [+] (5 new replies) 06/26/2016 on Devarsitro Ably Bancoricid +1
#16 - desacabose (06/26/2016) [-]
>When the monster cuts you in half with his sword but you see a jew trip into a pit to hell while chasing a shekel
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#8 - frankwest (06/26/2016) [-]
You found the funny part of the comment funny? Well shieeet.
#9 - metalguitarest (06/26/2016) [-]
Hey I don't come to your house and judge your shit. I still love you tho
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#10 - frankwest (06/26/2016) [-]
Nonesense! Nobody loves me
#11 - metalguitarest (06/26/2016) [-]
Well, I do and that's all that matters
#10 - Picture 06/26/2016 on jinx cosplay +13
#79 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 06/26/2016 on New Erma comic. +5
#104 - mindsculptorjace (06/26/2016) [-]
>Papyrus calling anyone a bad word.
#108 - xxscrublordxx (06/26/2016) [-]
>Naming your account after the most hated plebwalker in Magic
#109 - mindsculptorjace (06/26/2016) [-]
it was the latest version of him when I made the account, and I like him better than the other planeswalkers.

Of course, I would never use the card I'm named for, nor make any form of blue deck. Blue deck users can get they're shit annihilated by emrakul.
#110 - xxscrublordxx (06/26/2016) [-]
Shame, I used him in an Eternal Masters draft last week.

Ironically, I play Eldrazi Ramp in modern ))

Nice to see more mtg players on fj btw
#112 - mindsculptorjace (06/26/2016) [-]
I've spent about $100 on cards.

Never used them.

The only time I was able to play was 4 years ago, I played with people at the community college I was attending by borrowing decks.