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metaldubstepotato

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:5/06/2012
Last Login:8/25/2016
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Comment Ranking:#12098
Highest Content Rank:#1138
Highest Comment Rank:#269
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Content Level Progress: 91.6% (916/1000)
Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius
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Level 312 Comments: Wizard → Level 313 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:3
Content Views:481649
Times Content Favorited:456 times
Total Comments Made:1794
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Favorite Tags: Do you even lift (2) | i (2) | Kid (2) | mud (2) | nigga (2) | Rape (2) | Soccer (2) | Toilet (2) | Too high guy (2)
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#448 - Picture 07/16/2015 on This Guy Is The Hero We... +1
#312 - I got the same brand of watch as him! mine is cheaper … 06/29/2015 on wtf rich kids 0
#87 - Picture 06/29/2015 on Admin on weightlifting +6
#69 - but whos the most gay? The one who enjoysto have a dick in the…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2015 on Hah +6
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#95 - saltyfries (06/29/2015) [-]
fuck yeah Blue Mountain State TARTAR SAUCE IS FOR FISHSTICKS!
#259 - In norway, the age of concent is 16, so you wouldnt be a… 06/08/2015 on Girls in Scandinavia +1
#35 - Dickachu amirite?? 05/14/2015 on Pikachode or Dikachu? +2
#59 - related 04/20/2015 on How dare you assume he’s... +32
#65 - thats half the joke 04/20/2015 on or both 0
#41 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/19/2015 on or both +8
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#62 - enderyoshi (04/20/2015) [-]
Ffunny how that chart looks exactly like the japanese flag
#65 - metaldubstepotato (04/20/2015) [-]
thats half the joke
#30 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 04/12/2015 on relationship goals +107
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#115 - fukkendragonite (04/12/2015) [-]
Ha, here's a story:

I met my gf over the internet, and she did not want to tell me her age because she is older and she was embarrassed.. I am 19 and totally legal by the way, so no illegality issues. She knew I was 19 and she didn't want to say, but we're both big football fans so she said "For now, I'll tell you that if I was a Striker, I'd be retired for sure. If I was a goalkeeper, there is a chance I could still be playing".

I later found out this meant she was 39. I told my brother about this, and he loved the football analogy and blurted out "HA! She sounds like a keeper". He didn't realise his pun until afterwards. We laughed like crazy.

You had to be there maybe?
#116 - strychnine (04/12/2015) [-]
dating a milf uh?
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#126 - fukkendragonite (04/13/2015) [-]
Sorta true. She doesn't have any kids so technically not a milf, but basically yeah man
#33 - anotherponyaccount (04/12/2015) [-]
Took me a bit.