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metaldubstepotato

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:5/06/2012
Last Login:7/26/2015
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#22 - at first I thought it was a vagina.. 06/25/2013 on Time travel +1
#64 - I thought this is funny because me and my friends have "… 06/17/2013 on Loki and Thor +3
#331 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2013 on Rolling Thread 2.0 +1
User avatar #333 - drhard (06/17/2013) [-]
Hero.
#1217 - I was skeptical at first, but it turned out okay I guess...I l…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2013 on Try it 0
User avatar #1219 - thirdjess (06/17/2013) [-]
Actually haven't seen it yet, though I probably should haha.
#1207 - Yeah, I love his books!  [+] (3 new replies) 06/17/2013 on Try it 0
User avatar #1210 - thirdjess (06/17/2013) [-]
What do you think of Tom Cruise being cast as Jack Reacher?
User avatar #1217 - metaldubstepotato (06/17/2013) [-]
I was skeptical at first, but it turned out okay I guess...I liked the movie, how about you?
User avatar #1219 - thirdjess (06/17/2013) [-]
Actually haven't seen it yet, though I probably should haha.
#1204 - Picture 06/17/2013 on Try it +1
#1188 - "She spoke softly, with raised eyebrows and in a breathy …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/17/2013 on Try it 0
User avatar #1201 - thirdjess (06/17/2013) [-]
Awe yiss Lee Childs is an amazing author.
User avatar #1207 - metaldubstepotato (06/17/2013) [-]
Yeah, I love his books!
User avatar #1210 - thirdjess (06/17/2013) [-]
What do you think of Tom Cruise being cast as Jack Reacher?
User avatar #1217 - metaldubstepotato (06/17/2013) [-]
I was skeptical at first, but it turned out okay I guess...I liked the movie, how about you?
User avatar #1219 - thirdjess (06/17/2013) [-]
Actually haven't seen it yet, though I probably should haha.
#32 - Sucks to be Sheldon if the popcorn is salted.. 06/17/2013 on Slugs +3
#104 - Picture 06/17/2013 on Stupidity +2
#3 - I love these! Keep up the good work, kind sir!  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2013 on Science of the week #24 +5
#45 - benryx (06/17/2013) [-]
he gets them from facebook, the page "I fucking love science" posts them
they're cool, but they're not OC
#3 - -but failed, thats why he is in jail 06/17/2013 on Rick rolled straight to jail. 0
#1 - **metaldubstepotato rolls 49** Rick Rolled  [+] (2 new replies) 06/17/2013 on Rick rolled straight to jail. +1
#3 - metaldubstepotato (06/17/2013) [-]
-but failed, thats why he is in jail
User avatar #2 - fluthermucken (06/17/2013) [-]
sexy
#1 - tfw 06/17/2013 on Well, **** +4
#32 - I love him No homo Pic related 06/16/2013 on im with ironman +2
#30 - damn that's a lot of piss Only piss related pic… 06/16/2013 on Mermade +1
#102 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2013 on Why my pillow +12
#120 - doyouevenupload (06/16/2013) [-]
#45 - Picture 06/16/2013 on Aww sheeet 0
#43 - I seriously hope you don't prefer to use blood as lube instead of spit  [+] (2 new replies) 06/16/2013 on Aww sheeet 0
#44 - Kingsteveooo (06/16/2013) [-]
#45 - metaldubstepotato (06/16/2013) [-]
#20 - Thank you, kind sir!  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2013 on Someone Got Caught... +3
#21 - weirdobullshit (06/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome.
#8 - only related picture I had... could someone help me fill my he…  [+] (12 new replies) 06/15/2013 on Someone Got Caught... +17
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#20 - metaldubstepotato (06/16/2013) [-]
Thank you, kind sir!
#21 - weirdobullshit (06/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome.
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#10 - stabiloboss (06/15/2013) [-]
< The moment Meg realises she has a statue fetish.
User avatar #31 - feelythefeel (06/16/2013) [-]
You kidding? Everyone back then had a statue fetish. Why else would they have legions of well endowed statues?
#28 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
Either that or the statue got an erection.
#5 - Seriously dude, *********** ! but anyway, his … 06/15/2013 on Tits or GifTFO 0
#2 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 06/15/2013 on Aww sheeet +51
User avatar #11 - hemming (06/16/2013) [-]
Never understood that picture..
It's not about the blood, it's about the cramps the girl gets and sex will be painful for her..
#31 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
My gf is fine with sex on her period, as am I.
#22 - ayhaychoo (06/16/2013) [-]
Sex helps period cramps. Plus cramps aren't even in the -vagina- D:
User avatar #34 - hemming (06/16/2013) [-]
It's not the cramps that stops her, it's directly painful for my gf the first couple of days where it starts, after that it's fine.
User avatar #19 - rawrimdaisy (06/16/2013) [-]
Orgasms help period cramps
#18 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
Period sex is best sex.
User avatar #15 - Kingsteveooo (06/16/2013) [-]
No, it's the blood, some women have found it feel better when they're on their period.
Plus, blood is an even better lube than spit
#43 - metaldubstepotato (06/16/2013) [-]
I seriously hope you don't prefer to use blood as lube instead of spit
#44 - Kingsteveooo (06/16/2013) [-]
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#47 - Take a moment and think about this  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2013 on Ohh Buuurn +14
User avatar #51 - anthonyh (06/12/2013) [-]
That's actually really inspiring. Not that I'm going to get off the couch or anything though...
#149 - wow! Thank you! It was something like that I have in mind! Poe…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2013 on tfw +1
#150 - adu (06/12/2013) [-]
Glad I could help, stranger.
#147 - I agree with you. I wasn't the one taking the initiative to se…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/12/2013 on tfw 0
User avatar #148 - adu (06/12/2013) [-]
I'm not here to tell other people how to live their lives, it's just baffling how people can have sex with a person yet still be concerned about saying something that "rushes things." If you want my advice, just come up with something funny and heartfelt (or just heartfelt) to tell her that you're willing to stay with the relationship to see where it goes; better or worse. Poems might sound overrated, but they work, just don't go "iambic on thine ass" and don't forget to personalize it and mention a treasured moment shared between you two. Relationships are built upon happy moments spent together, so mentioning one should strengthen the idea in her mind. If you don't want to come off as obsessive or frantic, keep it as an open-ended message that states your current feelings, but also states further curiosity about the relationship itself. Showing curiosity has a way of cancelling out the appearance of sudden unrealistic expectation. It should help your case if she's curious too. I'm not an expert, and you might have to change your approach depending on her personality and her viewpoint of you, but this is what makes sense to me.
#149 - metaldubstepotato (06/12/2013) [-]
wow! Thank you! It was something like that I have in mind! Poems in norwegian sound like a threat(not romantic at all) so I think I'm actually gonna do that! Use curiosity!


Here, have a random, awesome gif. as a sign of my gratitude
#150 - adu (06/12/2013) [-]
Glad I could help, stranger.

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#10 - lskovfoged (02/16/2013) [-]
How does one do the &quot;Potato Dubstep&quot; with metal involved?
How does one do the "Potato Dubstep" with metal involved?
#11 to #10 - metaldubstepotato (02/16/2013) [-]
Good question, you do it like this!   
   
It's mostly metal and dubstep, but slightly potato too!
Good question, you do it like this!

It's mostly metal and dubstep, but slightly potato too!
User avatar #12 to #11 - lskovfoged (02/16/2013) [-]
But that is the Techno Viking!
User avatar #13 to #12 - metaldubstepotato (02/16/2013) [-]
Yes, he is -known- as the technoviking, but he really is the founder of the metaldubstepotato something he has let me carry on in legacy to honor it
#14 to #13 - lskovfoged (02/16/2013) [-]
I will let Bane do the dance of my people.
I will let Bane do the dance of my people.
#15 to #14 - metaldubstepotato (02/16/2013) [-]
Bane is awesome!
Bane is awesome!
User avatar #9 - benjiburns (01/15/2013) [-]
jesus, congrats on all those thumbs hahha
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#2 to #1 - metaldubstepotato (10/04/2012) [-]
Shure... idk what to use them for :P but how do i even send them?
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