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messier

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:7/21/2011
Last Login:8/26/2016
Location:Los Angeles
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Highest Content Rank:#6772
Highest Comment Rank:#5416
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Level 67 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 68 Content: FJ Cultist
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Total Comments Made:1060
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Favorite Tags: funny (2)
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#17 - **messier used "*roll picture*"** **messier rolled image *… 07/16/2016 on 15 year old girls +1
#93 - **messier used "*roll picture*"** **messier rolled image *…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/16/2016 on Stil a solid 6 -4
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#98 - iom (07/17/2016) [-]
you've never had a blow job have you? spoiler they dont rub the outside of there teeth on your dick
#118 - messier (07/19/2016) [-]
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**messier rolled image** Braces have metal behind the teeth and some have metal againts the mouth roof top. In addition even girls without braces may sometimes by accident rub it againt their teath when it's going it



Not desperate. No risk. No blood.
#102 - anon (07/17/2016) [-]
I knew a guy who got his foreskin caught in a girl's braces and bled from it.
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#105 - fistings (07/17/2016) [-]
why the fuck was she rubbing the outside of her teeth on the dude's dick??
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#103 - iom (07/17/2016) [-]
that must have been a shitty blow job
#39 - **messier used "*roll picture*"** **messier rolled image *… 07/16/2016 on Heaven +1
#39 - Souce on this?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/15/2016 on Anime comp 0
#53 - terminatorxxx (07/15/2016) [-]
Oniichan no Koto Nanka Zenzen Suki Janain Dakara ne!!
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#52 - wraithguard (07/15/2016) [-]
animesource
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#107 - animesource (07/15/2016) [-]
>>#53,
#39 - **messier used "*roll picture*"** **messier rolled image *…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2016 on D +8
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#41 - strangesir (07/15/2016) [-]
That reply's so vague it's delicious.
#38 - **messier used "*roll picture*"** **messier rolled image **  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2016 on D +2
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#46 - chokolocco (07/15/2016) [-]
cp
#48 - **messier used "*roll picture*"** **messier rolled image ** 07/15/2016 on i'm a bat 0
#366 - **messier used "*roll picture*"** **messier rolled image *… 07/15/2016 on Pokemon GO Rolls 0
#41 - **messier used "*roll picture*"** **messier rolled image *…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2016 on Chop Suey +15
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#44 - juanhitkill (07/13/2016) [-]
Well, at least you got a nice roll after ponies lol.
#40 - **messier used "*roll picture*"** **messier rolled image *…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/13/2016 on Chop Suey -1
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#43 - juanhitkill (07/13/2016) [-]
VITAS 2001   The 7th Element PTP

7th Element
#41 - messier (07/13/2016) [-]
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**messier rolled image** Red Thumps incoming
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#44 - juanhitkill (07/13/2016) [-]
Well, at least you got a nice roll after ponies lol.