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#4 - Picture 11/21/2014 on Ready to die +2
#130 - When everybody's commenting but nobody's using the full resolution 11/21/2014 on Luka is best Vocaloid +3
#52 - If anyone is worthy, it's Alfred.  [+] (11 new replies) 11/17/2014 on Want sum fuk? +20
#54 - evictedone (11/17/2014) [-]
Is that Alfred Pennyworth headbutting and breaking the nose of Bruce Wayne?! God damn, that classy butler.
User avatar #55 - legoslayer (11/17/2014) [-]
That ain't Bruce Wayne.
That's Kal-El.
Clark Kent.
Alfred straight up headbutt Superman into submission in the Injustice comics, like a real butler.
#56 - Womens Study Major (11/17/2014) [-]
Does he have a kryptonite plate in his fucking head?
User avatar #60 - legoslayer (11/17/2014) [-]
A plot device in Injustice, so the human-like characters who couldn't take a punch to Superman could still be used, wa sto have them ingest a super-drug that gave them incredible suerhuman capabiity. Robin also launched Batman with a single punch, and Superman's Earth mother took one to hold him back from Green Arrow (Superman, after the accidental dreath of Lois Lane and his unborn child at his own fault, turned into a dictator of Earth. Batman and gang try to stop him, some help. There's time-travel). When Batman has one, he's in the process of reverse-engineering it when Superman attacks, not noticing the process. When it's done and Batman can now make his own muscle-viagra, Alfred takes the pill and DEMOLISHES Superman with a single headbutt.
#109 - dudewitharake (11/18/2014) [-]
we have actual spoiler hiders so someone who hasn't seen/played injustice doesn't get the entire plot ruined for them, just saiyan
User avatar #154 - theguywithaplan (11/18/2014) [-]
The game pretty much mentions nothing of the comics.
User avatar #110 - legoslayer (11/18/2014) [-]
That's Injustice: Year One, the comic book, not the game.
There's plenty more of the COMICS (that's not too much centric game plot), and ya know, most of the game is NOT anywhere near this, I could go into details the Amazonians and the Atlantan armies do a lot, Superman fries Shazam's brains, snaps Lex Luthor's neck, and Hal Jordan becomes a Yellow Lantern... ya know, stuff that's late in the comics and part of the game? There's a LOT more that I left out, I didn't give away to much.
User avatar #111 - dudewitharake (11/18/2014) [-]
like I said, just saiyan. you never know when some colossal twat will make an overly huge deal of something as trivial as that
User avatar #112 - legoslayer (11/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, you're right.
Sorry 'bout that.
Just didn't think I gave too much away. I didn't think anyone would get upset over me saying World War I started with the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand, but ya know, shit happens.
User avatar #124 - dudewitharake (11/18/2014) [-]
aint that the truth, but like you said, shit happens. and I wouldn't put it past some of the bottom-feeders out there unfortunately
User avatar #125 - legoslayer (11/18/2014) [-]
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#57 - popeflatus (11/16/2014) [-]
School starts tomorrow! That's the place you go so that you don't become a dumbass!
User avatar #52 - themanwithnoplan (11/16/2014) [-]
It gives you the source right in the description.
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User avatar #203 - holothewisewolf (01/06/2013) [-]
well aren't you a cutie?
#204 to #203 - messerschmidto (01/07/2013) [-]
Oh, stop it you.
User avatar #205 to #204 - holothewisewolf (01/07/2013) [-]
Or rather I should call you handsome.
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