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messerschmidto

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Date Signed Up:12/26/2011
Last Login:7/07/2015
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I like planes.

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#19 - And all my words are now slowly slurring  [+] (6 new replies) 06/02/2015 on Alcohol why you do dis +40
User avatar #24 - karlKroenen (06/02/2015) [-]
And the drunk man that was planted in the bank
still remains
#46 - rollfourexplain (06/02/2015) [-]
**rollfourexplain used "*roll 1, 0000-9999*"**
**rollfourexplain rolls 4,783**

Within the sound of fizzing


In restless stupor I stumbled alone
User avatar #48 - kompel (06/02/2015) [-]
tripping over the streets of cobblestone
#53 - manholefreddy (06/02/2015) [-]
'Neath the halo of a street lamp

My face is planted in the cold and damp
User avatar #66 - denisDARussian (06/02/2015) [-]
when my eyes go loopy by the stab of vodka shots

that sped the night
User avatar #104 - assdoreponyfucker (06/03/2015) [-]
within the sounds of fizzing

and in the drunken blur i saw
#84 - Hey now, You're an all star, Throw the pitch down, … 06/02/2015 on Underwater Airplane Wreckage +50
#20 - **messerschmidto used "*roll picture*"** **messerschmidto r… 05/28/2015 on What do you think of my cake +1
#213 - **messerschmidto used "*roll picture*"** **messerschmidto r… 05/28/2015 on messerschmidto's profile 0
#8 - A piece of paper and a hat, I guess 05/27/2015 on Space 0
#19 - Tinder IRL 05/27/2015 on I gotta try this +7
#5 - You've either studied physics or played Kerbal Space Program …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2015 on Space +1
User avatar #6 - PVTDickStryker (05/27/2015) [-]
What's the difference?
User avatar #8 - messerschmidto (05/27/2015) [-]
A piece of paper and a hat, I guess
#36 - If Patrick Stewart were waking me up, I really couldn't care l…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2015 on The Do and Don't of Waking... +23
User avatar #38 - derpthefifth (05/27/2015) [-]
son of a bitch you beat me to it!
#50 - desulordfourtwenty (05/28/2015) [-]
More like Mr clean
#17 - Military vernacular pleb. Still laughed, thanks OP 05/26/2015 on Things Marines Never Say +134
#12 - Could not be found, the page you requested. 05/24/2015 on Other Fj'ers experiencing... +4

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#213 - messerschmidto (05/28/2015) [-]
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User avatar #212 - murrlogic (03/18/2015) [-]
boop
#211 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #210 - soundofwinter (06/21/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #203 - holothewisewolf (01/06/2013) [-]
well aren't you a cutie?
#204 to #203 - messerschmidto (01/07/2013) [-]
Oh, stop it you.
User avatar #205 to #204 - holothewisewolf (01/07/2013) [-]
Or rather I should call you handsome.
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