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#126202 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 04/07/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #126203 - nospyonme (04/07/2014) [-]
In relationships it's not the years, it's the mileage.

If you are asking the question, then you already have reservations. Go ahead and say your plan out loud with a French accent, then say it with a southern redneck accent. If it sounds stupid in both, that may mean it's a bad idea
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User avatar #126206 - nospyonme (04/07/2014) [-]
Stalin once said, that you can learn more about a person by holding them over a volcano for five minutes than you can in five years of friendship. And you, my friend, are about to hold her over your dick volcano.
#126196 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 04/07/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #126201 - nospyonme (04/07/2014) [-]
Usually to find out if you can trust a woman you have one of your friends hit on her, or leave cash at her place and see if she returns it.

I dont know the details of your relationship, or anything about either if you besides you are a romantic that no one has cured yet.

Fuck no it's not a good idea.

But I didnt get where I am today because of good ideas. You really need to investigate this woman. See if you can find and talk to any of her exes to see if she is crazy, do background check they cost like $30 online to see if she has any restraining orders against her.
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User avatar #126203 - nospyonme (04/07/2014) [-]
In relationships it's not the years, it's the mileage.

If you are asking the question, then you already have reservations. Go ahead and say your plan out loud with a French accent, then say it with a southern redneck accent. If it sounds stupid in both, that may mean it's a bad idea
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User avatar #126206 - nospyonme (04/07/2014) [-]
Stalin once said, that you can learn more about a person by holding them over a volcano for five minutes than you can in five years of friendship. And you, my friend, are about to hold her over your dick volcano.
#126193 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#126198 - senju (04/07/2014) [-]
I guess if you both really don't want to use contraception the you're not going to, I'm not sure if this will be of any use but you can check out this link for more help in preventing the situation of pregnancy or anything - It has nothing to do with contraception but rather what you were talking about. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calendar-based_contraceptive_methods
#126191 - I'd have to say that if he insists on walking with you to clas… 04/07/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#126190 - Comment deleted  [+] (11 new replies) 04/07/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #126207 - adviceguy (04/07/2014) [-]
Contraceptives do not make it any less intimate or close.
As far as her period goes, if she is actively bleeding when you do it then that is the 'safest' time to cum inside of her. But right before her period starts would be her most fertile time.
User avatar #126194 - nospyonme (04/07/2014) [-]
I usually say something cynical and jaded to these types of posts, like that you are in college so nobody knows more about how the world works than you do.

But you know what? This is the type of thing that you learn from. And you are going literally balls to the walls to find out everything a man needs to know about a relationship. I dont mean that you are going to find out how awesome sex is it totally is . I mean you are going to find out if you can trust the person you are with, and you are going to learn how you will react when that happens. For better or for worse, you are going to find more out about this person than you ever thought you could know about another person.

That is more valuable knowledge than you can learn in any classroom.
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User avatar #126201 - nospyonme (04/07/2014) [-]
Usually to find out if you can trust a woman you have one of your friends hit on her, or leave cash at her place and see if she returns it.

I dont know the details of your relationship, or anything about either if you besides you are a romantic that no one has cured yet.

Fuck no it's not a good idea.

But I didnt get where I am today because of good ideas. You really need to investigate this woman. See if you can find and talk to any of her exes to see if she is crazy, do background check they cost like $30 online to see if she has any restraining orders against her.
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User avatar #126203 - nospyonme (04/07/2014) [-]
In relationships it's not the years, it's the mileage.

If you are asking the question, then you already have reservations. Go ahead and say your plan out loud with a French accent, then say it with a southern redneck accent. If it sounds stupid in both, that may mean it's a bad idea
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User avatar #126206 - nospyonme (04/07/2014) [-]
Stalin once said, that you can learn more about a person by holding them over a volcano for five minutes than you can in five years of friendship. And you, my friend, are about to hold her over your dick volcano.
#126192 - senju (04/07/2014) [-]
Okay, unfortunately I would have to say yes to the crazy part - Not getting into the notion of if it turns out you don't want to spend the rest of your lives together you should probably consider the disadvantages of testing fate concerning pregnancy during your first time making love. Some people do indeed find condoms uncomfortable but even so there are other methods of contraception e.g. you could always ensure that your girlfriends on the pill or something.
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#126198 - senju (04/07/2014) [-]
I guess if you both really don't want to use contraception the you're not going to, I'm not sure if this will be of any use but you can check out this link for more help in preventing the situation of pregnancy or anything - It has nothing to do with contraception but rather what you were talking about. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calendar-based_contraceptive_methods
#133 - #11, i can confirm this. TP will never be good enough ever again 04/06/2014 on 26. All Men Must Die +2
#187 - The 8 refers to the standard which is eastern time zone. The '… 03/28/2014 on Seems legit 0
#141 - Car thread? 03/25/2014 on thought this was cool +1
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#48 - my thoughts exactly 03/20/2014 on Genieus 0
#54 - This was one of the most unsettling videos I have ever watched… 03/17/2014 on Admin unboxing +3
#37 - Can someone post the original or is it **** ?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/16/2014 on say oo girl 0
User avatar #60 - ssheinrich (03/16/2014) [-]
its been flagded for NSFW for a while now
User avatar #53 - makotoitou (03/16/2014) [-]
Google can
#21 - I found sauce  [+] (2 new replies) 02/10/2014 on i'd pick the girl behind him +2
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User avatar #22 - xuvious (02/10/2014) [-]
good man
#142437 - So how many people got spam comments left on their profile by …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
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#2 - 450 euros? **** that 02/07/2014 on Want!!! 0
#1 - This is exactly what I need. I'm tired of ******* … 02/07/2014 on Light Product Torture Test 0
#137947 - Too loud is always better. Everyone can turn it down to their … 02/06/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#147 - I fixed it 01/28/2014 on Who wants to Skype with... 0
#142 - tcarp458 not sure if it'll work though. Its giving me…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2014 on Who wants to Skype with... 0
User avatar #147 - meowman (01/28/2014) [-]
I fixed it
#7 - This is all of alabama right now 01/28/2014 on Basically Me 0
#50 - How has nobody mentioned peanutbitter in a comment yet? I thin…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/28/2014 on ONE EASY TRICK +8
User avatar #55 - ledd (01/28/2014) [-]
Peanutbitter - feel summoned to this thread.
User avatar #54 - invshika (01/28/2014) [-]
clearly we should include peanutbitter
#59 - include (01/28/2014) [-]
Or me.
#173 - invshika (01/29/2014) [-]
my thinly veiled attempt at spamming your notifications has paid off!
#175 - include (01/29/2014) [-]
Good job.
#2 - Damn I'm only level 168. I thought I was higher on comments.......  [+] (2 new replies) 01/24/2014 on Wanna be a mod? +1
User avatar #15 - alexjonez (01/24/2014) [-]
I decided to see my account and apparently I'm level 229 in comments. Oh well.
BTW, am i the only one that is shuffling through the first test noticing more than 80% is not flaggable?
#26 - alexjonez (01/24/2014) [-]
Aaaaand I got 33.33%
#99 - I can say for certain this is true. I go to Auburn and that is… 01/23/2014 on Post Results 0
#154 - Yeah where the hell is the page with the merch? I have literal…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2014 on Ideas To Get FunnyJunk Money 0
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