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#55 - agreatusername (09/29/2014) [-]
Hell, ive heard plenty of females bitch about their PT scores not being the same standard as men.
So Its not just the asshole boots who bitch about it.
I feel if you're gonna do a job you should be able to cope with the stress of the job regardless of your gender.
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|#143 - I miss band... Flute players! BLOW HARD FINGER FAST [+] (4 new replies)||09/26/2014 on pppp||+7|
#154 - cormy (09/26/2014) [-]
I am flute player.
Now lemme tell you somethin' about flutes.
Although most of the time "Blow hard finger fast" is a GREAT piece of general advice for us because the rest of the band USUALLY overpowers us and our greatest asset is our "twittering" sound of quick note changes, which we seem to be able to do faster and cleaner than most other instruments simply due to mechanical design (except for clarinets but fuck clarinets.)
If there is one thing any band knows, it's that no matter how loud ANYONE plays, once we hit an octave above the staff YOU WILL HEAR OUR CRIES OF PAIN. THE STRIDENT WHINES OF FLUTE PLAYERS EVERYWHERE TRYING DESPERATELY TO BE HEARD ABOVE THE RUCKUS OF BOISTEROUS BRASS PLAYERS! Over the damn Saxes who INSIST on ALWAYS being as loud as possible, over the clarinets that always seem to swarm and squeak when you least expect them and over the drummers who get so self-absorbed that they often don't keep proper time because they don't notice the conductor is telling them to slow the fuck down.
On another note, when there is a flute solo everyone wants us to go pppppppppppp because we're god damn flutes and therefore must be beautiful and grrrrrrrraceful as shit despite the fact we were just squeezing our lungs out trying to be heard with the rest of the band and under no circumstance should we be seen inhaling! Just gotta keeeeeeep blowing out those looooooooong soooooooft notes and being as dainty as a pretty fag in a flower shop.
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