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Steam Profile: marlon6598
Consoles Owned: PC Mustard Rice, niggers
Video Games Played: CS:GO, Garrys Mod, Planetside 2, Far Cry 4
Interests: your mom lol
Date Signed Up:7/28/2011
Last Login:3/04/2015
Location:Miami FL
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latest user's comments

#21 - Dude, nice Beamer I am probably going to get a 2004 3… 16 minutes ago on BMW Drivers 0
#267 - >> #205 2014+1 >not knowing who th… 1 hour ago on Metric system master race 0
#68 - True that 1 hour ago on Talk amongst yourselves 0
#25 - There should be a version where he pulls out the MG42, or the …  [+] (16 new replies) 22 hours ago on I lost my Drivers Licence... +2
User avatar #45 - blokrokker (19 hours ago) [-]
I've never understood why old-ass weapons are depicted as the best of the best. If they were so good, why did we stop using them?
User avatar #107 - kilotech (8 hours ago) [-]
modern weapons are about being light and easy to use, while older guns were more or less about how many large bullets can be put into someone. also keep in mind that just about everything in far cry is a cheap ass knockoff, so just being real probably makes it a fair bit better
#66 - anonexplains (17 hours ago) [-]
Because they were far more powerful than any other regular weapons that were used back then. We don't use them anymore because while they may still be powerful weapons, we're focusing more on the lighter more versatile weapons which are coming gradually closer to having the same/more power.
User avatar #58 - sircontagious (19 hours ago) [-]
I, too, am utterly confused by this. Maybe because the parts are cheaper, or they are less similar to the stereotype of chinese-made-shit-quality guns?
User avatar #40 - bossguycumsplash (20 hours ago) [-]
Buzz Saw
User avatar #36 - heartlessrobot (20 hours ago) [-]
I kinda like the presence of an OP weapon, I keep it in a slot for use against vehicles and Dhole.
#90 - trevanman (11 hours ago) [-]
I always keep the handcannon close as a sidearm.
50 rounds of that shit and you can take on anyone anytime
User avatar #92 - heartlessrobot (9 hours ago) [-]
I switch between the Auto-Cross, the 87, and the HS77 for my sidearms.
#93 - trevanman (9 hours ago) [-]
I always use the hand cannon as sidearm
bow as primary
warrior as backup for silent kills
and a sniper rifle with silencer. preferably the one you get after you escape from prison
User avatar #96 - heartlessrobot (9 hours ago) [-]
Recurve Bow or Auto-cross for hunting and silent kills
MS16 for primary and silent kills
SA50 for sniping
Buzzsaw for Vehicles that are getting away while I'm on foot, Rhinos, Dhole, and when I'm getting pissed off
Recurve bow sometimes replaces one of the other primaries, and I'll use the HS77 or 87 as a sidearm if I'm using the bow, but if I have the autocross, I usually skip the bow.
#97 - trevanman (9 hours ago) [-]
heavies are hard to kill
I figured I'd pick a good spot, wait until heavy walks off and then shoot him in the back of the head with silenced sniper rifle. works every time.
first to go are the hunters, though.
they're easy to find, but lose their tags and they can send animals after you
User avatar #98 - heartlessrobot (9 hours ago) [-]
I pick off enemies from a distance, then stealth my way around the back. Heavies are easy if you have the perk to take them down.
#99 - trevanman (9 hours ago) [-]
but for the perk to actually work you either need to be fast or have taken out everyone else around them
#100 - heartlessrobot (9 hours ago) [-]
You're just not sneaky-beaky enough.
#103 - trevanman (8 hours ago) [-]
I'm very careful in what I do
scout, headcount of enemies, planning and calmly, calculated sneakily killing enemies one by one from the bushes
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#9 - >> #5 23 hours ago on Infinte 0
#5 - >Hearing someone else admit it do it for her 23 hours ago on While I'm running at the... +1
#119 - What's wrong with Seiko?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2015 on I may be a bit addicted 0
#120 - OtisMcWonderful (03/03/2015) [-]
Nothing at all, especially at its price point.

This is what I have, and it's even cheaper now.

It's got a pretty decent 24 jewel movement, and is an automatic, or kinetic watch, which means that it requires no batteries and winds itself from you arm movements. The lume on the face is really nice and bright, see pic related. This model, unlike the previous one the SKX781 can also be manually wound and has hacking which stops the movement when changing time and helps when syncing times with others . The best thing about the watch is that it's water resistant to 20ATM.

Overall, it's a very tough watch that is perfect for everyday wear.
#20 - Put a palm rest on the handle and its a huge brass knuckle wit… 03/03/2015 on korean comic +3
#442 - Picture 03/02/2015 on Brag and post your best... +22
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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#8 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
Could you spare a moment to hear the glorious word of the Will of Vanu?
#10 to #9 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
Lazers and butts.

Wanna join?

why duracell?
#11 to #10 - melllvinnn (07/08/2014) [-]
its a batteries joke.

...got any spare batteries btw
#6 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
#3 - include (02/14/2014) [-]
Manray rules.
Manray rules.
#4 to #3 - melllvinnn (05/15/2014) [-]
i was in an argument with a guy. made this.
i was in an argument with a guy. made this.
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