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Steam Profile: nightstalker3400
Consoles Owned: PS3,PC,Wii
PSN: STALKER250
Interests: Video Gaems
Date Signed Up:2/20/2011
Last Login:7/31/2014
Location:Canada
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#85 - **mehmachine rolls 9,550** 10 hours ago on skyrim roll game 0
#14 - Except this is plague inc not pandemic. Move to greenland bra. 07/30/2014 on Ebola rampage 0
#15 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on YOU HAD ONE JOB! 0
User avatar #16 - theoneweirdguy (07/30/2014) [-]
no i do think about fantasies, but i think its a dick move.
"fantasy/porn is sin so dont masturbate with it"

"how the fuck do i masturbate than"

"well than dont"

>Masturbation is healthy and normal
#60 - Oh well yeah property damage wise it was bad but not construct… 07/30/2014 on So it rained a little in... 0
#57 - Yeah, at the most I saw the aftermath and got a bunch of texts…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/30/2014 on So it rained a little in... 0
User avatar #59 - poutinesalad (07/30/2014) [-]
well it was pretty bad in places. Considering there was millions in damage it was pretty bad.

Not deadly though imo, unless you're really dumb about it.
User avatar #60 - mehmachine (07/30/2014) [-]
Oh well yeah property damage wise it was bad but not construct the ark bad.
#52 - I live up in Pacific Way and was getting Frozen Yogurt at the …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/30/2014 on So it rained a little in... 0
User avatar #54 - poutinesalad (07/30/2014) [-]
Westsyde, no flooding on the road from the res to there. but by the time i was in my car it had ended already
User avatar #57 - mehmachine (07/30/2014) [-]
Yeah, at the most I saw the aftermath and got a bunch of texts from out of town relatives asking if I was ok. Media really blew it out of proportion.
User avatar #59 - poutinesalad (07/30/2014) [-]
well it was pretty bad in places. Considering there was millions in damage it was pretty bad.

Not deadly though imo, unless you're really dumb about it.
User avatar #60 - mehmachine (07/30/2014) [-]
Oh well yeah property damage wise it was bad but not construct the ark bad.
#49 - Bruh I live here too. Wats gud nigga?  [+] (6 new replies) 07/30/2014 on So it rained a little in... +1
User avatar #51 - poutinesalad (07/30/2014) [-]
Holy shit, 3 kamloopsians in one post?

The odds.... theyre just.... odd
User avatar #52 - mehmachine (07/30/2014) [-]
I live up in Pacific Way and was getting Frozen Yogurt at the time of the crisis.

Unsurprisingly I was largely unaffected.
User avatar #54 - poutinesalad (07/30/2014) [-]
Westsyde, no flooding on the road from the res to there. but by the time i was in my car it had ended already
User avatar #57 - mehmachine (07/30/2014) [-]
Yeah, at the most I saw the aftermath and got a bunch of texts from out of town relatives asking if I was ok. Media really blew it out of proportion.
User avatar #59 - poutinesalad (07/30/2014) [-]
well it was pretty bad in places. Considering there was millions in damage it was pretty bad.

Not deadly though imo, unless you're really dumb about it.
User avatar #60 - mehmachine (07/30/2014) [-]
Oh well yeah property damage wise it was bad but not construct the ark bad.
#46 - British Columbia fag reporting in 07/26/2014 on English Summer 0
#61 - Batman has never won a fight against superman. Christ I hate s… 07/26/2014 on Drives me Batty +2
#39 - Here in Canada it goes from -40c in the winter to 48c in the summer  [+] (4 new replies) 07/26/2014 on English Summer 0
#40 - anonymous (07/26/2014) [-]
Where the hell do you live? I've never seen it go above 40 in the summer and it dips under 50 in the winter. Ontariofag here.
User avatar #63 - Loppytaffy (07/26/2014) [-]
England.
User avatar #46 - mehmachine (07/26/2014) [-]
British Columbia fag reporting in
User avatar #41 - carlonord (07/26/2014) [-]
Forgot to log in.

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User avatar #16 to #15 - mehmachine (06/21/2014) [-]
Son of a bitch you actually did it
#14 - freduardo (08/21/2013) [-]
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#10 - freduardo (08/21/2013) [-]
#neverforget
#neverforget
#9 - freduardo (08/21/2013) [-]
yfw penises
User avatar #8 - freduardo (08/21/2013) [-]
you cant go down the slide because you're a pregnant women
User avatar #7 - freduardo (08/21/2013) [-]
u probably like the wii u
#6 - freduardo (08/21/2013) [-]
this is u
#5 - freduardo (08/21/2013) [-]
mfw u say ur not a fagt
mfw u say ur not a fagt
User avatar #4 - freduardo (08/21/2013) [-]
fite me irl
User avatar #3 - freduardo (08/21/2013) [-]
fgt
User avatar #2 - freduardo (08/21/2013) [-]
u hav no bones
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