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mehmachine

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Steam Profile: nightstalker3400
Consoles Owned: PS3,PC,Wii
PSN: STALKER250
Interests: Video Gaems
Date Signed Up:2/20/2011
Last Login:9/03/2015
Location:Canada
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Excuse me sir but back in Alabama guy with a tattooed forehead gonna get us all killed.

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#16 - Picture 08/31/2015 on When My Mixtape Plays +1
#27 - For the sake of saving our time. Why don't we just both agree …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2015 on Uh Oh +5
#28 - tuscanjackal (08/29/2015) [-]
You mean the fat guy who didn't even contribute to the story?

Agreed
#22 - Jacket let himself become arrested and because of his actions …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/29/2015 on Uh Oh +5
#25 - tuscanjackal (08/29/2015) [-]
Jacket is by no means a hero against the ruskies, nor a patriot.

If those fans didn't host a faggot party in the boss's tower, Pardo could've easily apprehended them himself. Jacket isn't unique in his hunt for ruskies.

He also failed to win the front on hawaii, where jacket managed to get blown up by an elevator. Since then, Jacket's been dealing with ridiculous dreams about three masked freaks.
#27 - mehmachine (08/29/2015) [-]
For the sake of saving our time. Why don't we just both agree that Jake was the worst character.
#28 - tuscanjackal (08/29/2015) [-]
You mean the fat guy who didn't even contribute to the story?

Agreed
#17 - "Jacket's not even that good of a killer" Wiped out …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/29/2015 on Uh Oh +16
#19 - tuscanjackal (08/29/2015) [-]
Which one of them got arrested though? Nobody even suspected the miami mutilator until ace detective manny pardo took the case!

Besides, manny pardo was a good guy and not a murderer. Did jacket ever save an entire mall from being robbed? All Jacket did in the name of good was blow up another masked murderer!
#22 - mehmachine (08/29/2015) [-]
Jacket let himself become arrested and because of his actions against the Russian mob, the population was safe from their actions for a couple more years. Manny Pardo on the other hand who claims to be born with thick skin. Still can't get over his hallucinations of a freaking doll.

Oh and lets not forget Jacket goddamn served his country like a true patriot against the commie menace.
#25 - tuscanjackal (08/29/2015) [-]
Jacket is by no means a hero against the ruskies, nor a patriot.

If those fans didn't host a faggot party in the boss's tower, Pardo could've easily apprehended them himself. Jacket isn't unique in his hunt for ruskies.

He also failed to win the front on hawaii, where jacket managed to get blown up by an elevator. Since then, Jacket's been dealing with ridiculous dreams about three masked freaks.
#27 - mehmachine (08/29/2015) [-]
For the sake of saving our time. Why don't we just both agree that Jake was the worst character.
#28 - tuscanjackal (08/29/2015) [-]
You mean the fat guy who didn't even contribute to the story?

Agreed
#5 - "YOU NEED TO EAT ALL YOUR VEGETABLES IF YOU'RE GOING TO G… 08/25/2015 on Army +63
#4 - sure why not **mehmachine used "*roll 1, 1-1000000*"** **meh… 08/19/2015 on R.U.S.E. Code Giveaway! 0
#1 - Picture 08/18/2015 on This is why I play as Tony +3
#3 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 08/18/2015 on Based +46
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#63 - "Lesser creature" Sounds to me like he was trying to… 08/12/2015 on The Next Big Cop Outrage 0
#13 - Why did you have to make it about race? The guy hopes he dies …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/12/2015 on The Next Big Cop Outrage +53
#62 - ExorArgus (08/12/2015) [-]
"Why do you hope he lives. Fucking lesser creature has an IQ of a puppy and it even shoots polcie officers. I hope he fucking dies in agony." i didnt realize "fucking lesser creatures" was a term of endearment.
#63 - mehmachine (08/12/2015) [-]
"Lesser creature" Sounds to me like he was trying to refer to this guy as less than human. Just because somebody refers to a black man as lesser it doesn't mean it's because he's black.
User avatar #19 - majordraco (08/12/2015) [-]
Is it even obvious he is black? Or that a white cop shot him? I can't find that info anywhere.

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#18 - misskayla (03/24/2015) [-]
Sorry it took me some time to wake up Stinkers. Here he is tho!
#15 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #16 to #15 - mehmachine (06/21/2014) [-]
Son of a bitch you actually did it
#14 - freduardo (08/21/2013) [-]
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#10 - freduardo (08/21/2013) [-]
#neverforget
#neverforget
#9 - freduardo (08/21/2013) [-]
yfw penises
User avatar #8 - freduardo (08/21/2013) [-]
you cant go down the slide because you're a pregnant women
User avatar #7 - freduardo (08/21/2013) [-]
u probably like the wii u
#6 - freduardo (08/21/2013) [-]
this is u
#5 - freduardo (08/21/2013) [-]
mfw u say ur not a fagt
mfw u say ur not a fagt
User avatar #4 - freduardo (08/21/2013) [-]
fite me irl
User avatar #3 - freduardo (08/21/2013) [-]
fgt
User avatar #2 - freduardo (08/21/2013) [-]
u hav no bones
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