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mehmachine

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Steam Profile: nightstalker3400
Consoles Owned: PS3,PC,Wii
PSN: STALKER250
Interests: Video Gaems
Date Signed Up:2/20/2011
Last Login:6/17/2016
Location:Canada
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Excuse me sir but back in Alabama guy with a tattooed forehead gonna get us all killed.

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#9 - I love me some Piraka  [+] (10 new replies) 05/13/2016 on white culture +10
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#22 - aadenoto (05/13/2016) [-]
Piraka Rap PIRAKA ON THE STREET? THATS A LOTTA HEAT
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#110 - larrisawsome (05/13/2016) [-]
please tell me this wasn't real...
#166 - manter (05/13/2016) [-]
This was completely real. What, is it too awesome for you to handle?
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#167 - larrisawsome (05/13/2016) [-]
I meant the way it was edited, which I found out on the video's comments wasn't real. Although the rap is still as awesome cringy as ever.
#168 - manter (05/13/2016) [-]
Oh, ok. I thought you meant the mind blowing cringe inducing rap.


To be fair though, I like it in a similar way to the DK rap, except this one was obviously meant to be taken seriously.
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#169 - larrisawsome (05/13/2016) [-]
that's why its cringy instead of campy
#20 - aadenoto has deleted their comment.
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#18 - mcbergstedt (05/13/2016) [-]
Piraka were dope. Those commercials got me into All American Rejects
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#15 - fappertheman (05/13/2016) [-]
Now the Piraka were dank
not as dank as the Inika tho
#40 - acegikmo (05/13/2016) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1CTPC02n0c

I cant imagine getting danker than this.
#161 - Because you aren't allowed to restrain somebody as a police of…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2016 on Going full retard +6
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#273 - billiamclinton (04/19/2016) [-]
They were fighting.. Both of them were clearly throwing punches at each other when the police walked up. Any physical contact against another person in a malicious manner is reason to detain. The anon that replied is correct. Both parties should be restrained until an understanding is reached.
#399 - **mehmachine used "*roll picture*"** **mehmachine rolled image ** 04/06/2016 on ADMIN FIGHTS YOU TIL DEATH 0
#17 - I can't not see this on the doll. 04/06/2016 on Spoopy picture +2
#1701 - **mehmachine used "*roll picture*"** **mehmachine rolled image **  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2016 on Roll for your college... 0
#1705 - anon (04/06/2016) [-]
How?
#61 - So you didn't notice that literally the whole fight Superman w… 03/27/2016 on What u think who would win... +5
#45 - Point being? Superman was nowhere close to trying in this fight.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2016 on Batman v superman ending 0
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#46 - admiralen (03/12/2016) [-]
My point was that he attacked Superman because Superman is a piece of shit here
It has nothing to do with who would win in a real fight, its that he has a proper reason to attack
#8 - >Electrocutes the guy who's trying to shake his hand and en…  [+] (13 new replies) 03/11/2016 on Batman v superman ending +2
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#15 - admiralen (03/11/2016) [-]
He clearly has a reason to take him down you moron
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#45 - mehmachine (03/12/2016) [-]
Point being? Superman was nowhere close to trying in this fight.
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#46 - admiralen (03/12/2016) [-]
My point was that he attacked Superman because Superman is a piece of shit here
It has nothing to do with who would win in a real fight, its that he has a proper reason to attack
#34 - astatine (03/11/2016) [-]
The entire fight is literally just Batman wailing on Superman while Superman continuously tells him that they shouldn't be fighting. Yeah he had a reason to take him down (not a very good reason mind) but Superman really was just trying to shake hands and end the fight here.

So yeah,
>Batman electrocutes the guy who's trying to shake his hand and end the fight
"BATMAN IS DA BEST AND WUD TOTALLY WIN!"

You moron.
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#44 - admiralen (03/11/2016) [-]
If he accepts Supermans handshake he would get arrested
The only reason Superman was there was in order to arrest him since the government thought it was embarrasing that Batman and his army of vigilantes were more efficient in keeping order after the US gets struck by an emp
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#22 - megaton (03/11/2016) [-]
its great because when you watch the movie. No, he really doesnt. Its one of those times when you know that batman was in the wrong but since he is following his ideals and stuff people will still see him as endearing.
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#17 - captainfuckitall (03/11/2016) [-]
It's funny because at any time Batman could have punched through his mouth faster than the speed of sound.
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#33 - dndxplain (03/11/2016) [-]
I take it you meant superman?
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#35 - captainfuckitall (03/11/2016) [-]
Yes, my mistake.
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#36 - dndxplain (03/11/2016) [-]
you should read the comic that actually started the whole "mecha batman vs superman" thing.

can't remember it off the top of my head but it had a female robin and a batman who lead an entire army of former skinheads, armed with shotguns and mounted on horses, against the corrupt city of gotham. also had a baneblade sized batmobile.
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#40 - jtistillam (03/11/2016) [-]
The Dark Knight Returns by Frank Miller. One of the best if not the best Batman comic every written.
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#41 - dndxplain (03/11/2016) [-]
I would call it such. it's been forever since I'd read it though
#9 - anon (03/11/2016) [-]
>Implying anything about fighting a practically immortal god is fair in the first place.
#84 - Kristen Bell and Emma Watson. I made off like a ******* bandit. 03/10/2016 on Threesome 0
#61 - My favorite part of that statement was how you emphasized how … 03/06/2016 on Canadian Comedian on trial... 0
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