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mehmachine

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Steam Profile: nightstalker3400
Consoles Owned: PS3,PC,Wii
PSN: STALKER250
Interests: Video Gaems
Date Signed Up:2/20/2011
Last Login:8/01/2015
Location:Canada
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#55 - You can't just group the fuzzy spiders up as being "aggre… 07/25/2015 on Tarantula 0
#21 - Have you ever actually owned a spider to make that claim?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/24/2015 on Tarantula 0
#61 - drumandbass (07/26/2015) [-]
Have one of these.

I don't say all of them are aggressive but bombardement spiders tent to be more aggressive. You still can have them tame enough to pet but you will get some of their hairs into you, it stings and burns a little but not too bad.
#31 - madmalkavian (07/24/2015) [-]
Some spiders can sort of shoot the hairs off their legs and such as a defense mechanism, but not all. Also yes fuzzy spiders are generally more aggressive / dangerous. Source: I owned two fuckin' tarantulas.
User avatar #55 - mehmachine (07/25/2015) [-]
You can't just group the fuzzy spiders up as being "aggressive" . True there are some fairly aggressive species of tarantula but I've been handling them for a long time now and have had zero incidents.
#1609 - Wow asshole thanks for not being a moderator  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2015 on Roll a moderator, get a... 0
User avatar #1883 - nought (07/23/2015) [-]
fuck off
#1608 - **mehmachine rolled user nought **  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2015 on Roll a moderator, get a... 0
User avatar #1609 - mehmachine (07/23/2015) [-]
Wow asshole thanks for not being a moderator
User avatar #1883 - nought (07/23/2015) [-]
fuck off
#21 - Picture 07/23/2015 on Do you even? 0
#44 - Picture 07/22/2015 on That's where my homework went. 0
#379 - **mehmachine used "*roll 3, 1-999*"** **mehmachine rolls 29… 07/22/2015 on When i thumb up a comment... 0
#43 - I'll admit it took me a second to figure out that you were bait  [+] (4 new replies) 07/19/2015 on Puberty +16
User avatar #47 - germanblood (07/19/2015) [-]
No. I am 40, you idiot.

And I have said nothing sexual.

You are clearly confuting me with someone else....
#69 - elmisinformed (07/19/2015) [-]
autismo.
User avatar #73 - germanblood (07/19/2015) [-]
Eh?
#54 - anon (07/19/2015) [-]
>40
>nothing sexual

seems legit
#114 - Picture 07/18/2015 on This Game is Fun +30
#22 - Picture 07/16/2015 on Sandler +2

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#18 - misskayla (03/24/2015) [-]
Sorry it took me some time to wake up Stinkers. Here he is tho!
User avatar #16 to #15 - mehmachine (06/21/2014) [-]
Son of a bitch you actually did it
#14 - freduardo (08/21/2013) [-]
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#10 - freduardo (08/21/2013) [-]
#neverforget
#neverforget
#9 - freduardo (08/21/2013) [-]
yfw penises
User avatar #8 - freduardo (08/21/2013) [-]
you cant go down the slide because you're a pregnant women
User avatar #7 - freduardo (08/21/2013) [-]
u probably like the wii u
#6 - freduardo (08/21/2013) [-]
this is u
#5 - freduardo (08/21/2013) [-]
mfw u say ur not a fagt
mfw u say ur not a fagt
User avatar #4 - freduardo (08/21/2013) [-]
fite me irl
User avatar #3 - freduardo (08/21/2013) [-]
fgt
User avatar #2 - freduardo (08/21/2013) [-]
u hav no bones
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