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megagoober

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:6/07/2011
Last Login:7/31/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 42 total,  63 ,  21
Comment Thumbs: 13 total,  20 ,  7
Content Level Progress: 76.27% (45/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 29.09% (16/55)
Level 0 Comments: Untouched account → Level 1 Comments: New Here
Subscribers:0
Content Views:5303
Times Content Favorited:1 times
Total Comments Made:13
FJ Points:54

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    The Crisis The Crisis
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    New MMPR Meme? New MMPR Meme?
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    O Rly? O Rly?
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    Virgin Billy Virgin Billy
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    THAT'S WHY THAT'S WHY

latest user's comments

#54 - STOP IT, BONER  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2015 on Art Comp - Games/Movies/TV... +3
User avatar #63 - captainprincess (04/21/2015) [-]
This is not okay
#2018 - I guess that's true. Somehow, people see me as a player, even …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2015 on Upset? Sad? Need advice? 0
User avatar #2019 - freedomreturns (02/03/2015) [-]
Gotta keep playing the field then.
#1996 - I'm gonna be totally honest here - I've got game, but girls lo…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/03/2015 on Upset? Sad? Need advice? 0
User avatar #2002 - freedomreturns (02/03/2015) [-]
Because older people can't fuck around as much, they're looking to settle down and start families.
#2018 - megagoober (02/03/2015) [-]
I guess that's true. Somehow, people see me as a player, even though I do my best to fight that image every way I can. Maybe it's just a matter of waiting until I get to an age where women start looking at me as someone serious. I'm not even out looking to just have sex, either - there's some part of me that just won't let me be happy unless I have someone special in my life.
User avatar #2019 - freedomreturns (02/03/2015) [-]
Gotta keep playing the field then.
#1955 - Hate to sound like a complete faggot, but being single just ma…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/03/2015 on Upset? Sad? Need advice? 0
User avatar #1971 - freedomreturns (02/03/2015) [-]
Hey, man.
You go to college, that's a great place to meet girls.
Don't sit around waiting for what might never happen when you can seize the day.
#1996 - megagoober (02/03/2015) [-]
I'm gonna be totally honest here - I've got game, but girls looooooove to play me. Since starting college (community college, mind you - so significantly less opportunities to meet chicks than, say, a university or something) I've had one girlfriend, and all she did was bitch about how being with me ruined her relationship with some guy she friendzoned. After that, I tried asking a few girls out, and one actually let me think we had something before she went ahead and made it official with another guy. I know its ridiculous so spend so much time thinking and worrying about stuff like this, and believe me i've been trying to resolve it, but I just keep getting nowhere. And I know, I'm young, i've got my whole life ahead of me, but if nobody wants me in my prime, then why the hell would anyone want me when I'm older?
User avatar #2002 - freedomreturns (02/03/2015) [-]
Because older people can't fuck around as much, they're looking to settle down and start families.
#2018 - megagoober (02/03/2015) [-]
I guess that's true. Somehow, people see me as a player, even though I do my best to fight that image every way I can. Maybe it's just a matter of waiting until I get to an age where women start looking at me as someone serious. I'm not even out looking to just have sex, either - there's some part of me that just won't let me be happy unless I have someone special in my life.
User avatar #2019 - freedomreturns (02/03/2015) [-]
Gotta keep playing the field then.
#1964 - itszyzzbrah (02/03/2015) [-]
Have you tried lifting, brah?

I can almost guarantee you, you'll get a bitch if ya stop being a sad cunt and pick up the weights. Your life is too short to whine about being a lonely cunt. Get up and get shredded.
#514 - ... The thought had occurred to me.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/13/2014 on Flatulance +2
#518 - nelliel (08/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #532 - balthizaar (08/13/2014) [-]
here have a thumb.. idk whyl..but why the fuck not, amirite
#510 - Girlfriend giving me head. Can't hold it in. Little to…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/13/2014 on Flatulance +2
#512 - nelliel (08/13/2014) [-]
did you ever stop to consider that maybe she's into that kinda thing
#514 - megagoober (08/13/2014) [-]
... The thought had occurred to me.
#518 - nelliel (08/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #532 - balthizaar (08/13/2014) [-]
here have a thumb.. idk whyl..but why the fuck not, amirite
#93 - It would be morally wrong of me to thumb this up. I'm some… 12/09/2012 on be honest +1
#126 - HAHAHHHA F*CKIN' HILARIOUS! Now seriously, where did … 10/17/2012 on Poor Kid +2
#52 - You spent that much f*cking time...  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2012 on Vinyl Scratch update 0
#59 - mattmikeman (10/16/2012) [-]
And enjoyed it all.
#237 - Are you Karl from the Ricky Gervais Show? 06/13/2012 on Give this guy a medal XD +4
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