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Date Signed Up:1/02/2012
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#83 - **megaflak rolls 5** Cast an spell under every person in the…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/12/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
User avatar #84 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
LOOT ACQUIRED
x105 Chicken.
588 GC
X6 Pet Food
x1 Sword



Great Job! You have a sword and a companion! Now you need a shield....
It's almost getting dark and you now need to find somewhere to sleep.
Sleep in one of the houses or make your own?
User avatar #85 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7** Go to town
User avatar #86 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You find the town of HighGarden.
You see that it is deserted, and that there is only 2 houses with 1 bed.
Loot the chests or loot in the morning after sleep?
User avatar #87 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 4** Loot it, look for a map
User avatar #88 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You find a map.
It has the words: This town is deserted


LOOT ACQUIRED:
Gold and riches: x1634
Map: x1
Food: x1454
Mobile Enchants to your abilities: x1







You hit the jackpot as you find a ton of loot and a bed!
What do you do now?
#1 - This is good 07/12/2014 on my brother works for the FBI 0
#81 - **megaflak rolls 3** Ask what they are offering  [+] (7 new replies) 07/12/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
User avatar #82 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
They offer you 20 chicken for 100 GC
Take it?
User avatar #83 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** Cast an spell under every person in the camp and slaughter them, then loot the area
User avatar #84 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
LOOT ACQUIRED
x105 Chicken.
588 GC
X6 Pet Food
x1 Sword



Great Job! You have a sword and a companion! Now you need a shield....
It's almost getting dark and you now need to find somewhere to sleep.
Sleep in one of the houses or make your own?
User avatar #85 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7** Go to town
User avatar #86 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You find the town of HighGarden.
You see that it is deserted, and that there is only 2 houses with 1 bed.
Loot the chests or loot in the morning after sleep?
User avatar #87 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 4** Loot it, look for a map
User avatar #88 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You find a map.
It has the words: This town is deserted


LOOT ACQUIRED:
Gold and riches: x1634
Map: x1
Food: x1454
Mobile Enchants to your abilities: x1







You hit the jackpot as you find a ton of loot and a bed!
What do you do now?
#79 - **megaflak rolls 6** Keep traveling till I reach a town  [+] (9 new replies) 07/12/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
User avatar #80 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You see a camp.
It has normal people that aren't bandits!
You go up to them and they offer you trades.
Trade them or not?
User avatar #81 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 3** Ask what they are offering
User avatar #82 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
They offer you 20 chicken for 100 GC
Take it?
User avatar #83 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** Cast an spell under every person in the camp and slaughter them, then loot the area
User avatar #84 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
LOOT ACQUIRED
x105 Chicken.
588 GC
X6 Pet Food
x1 Sword



Great Job! You have a sword and a companion! Now you need a shield....
It's almost getting dark and you now need to find somewhere to sleep.
Sleep in one of the houses or make your own?
User avatar #85 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7** Go to town
User avatar #86 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You find the town of HighGarden.
You see that it is deserted, and that there is only 2 houses with 1 bed.
Loot the chests or loot in the morning after sleep?
User avatar #87 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 4** Loot it, look for a map
User avatar #88 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You find a map.
It has the words: This town is deserted


LOOT ACQUIRED:
Gold and riches: x1634
Map: x1
Food: x1454
Mobile Enchants to your abilities: x1







You hit the jackpot as you find a ton of loot and a bed!
What do you do now?
#77 - **megaflak rolls 7** Train it more so that it can also stun …  [+] (11 new replies) 07/12/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
User avatar #78 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You train it great.
Your pet cat's agility is now 9.
You have no more time to train.
You put him in your bag with his head sticking out.
What now?
User avatar #79 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 6** Keep traveling till I reach a town
User avatar #80 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You see a camp.
It has normal people that aren't bandits!
You go up to them and they offer you trades.
Trade them or not?
User avatar #81 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 3** Ask what they are offering
User avatar #82 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
They offer you 20 chicken for 100 GC
Take it?
User avatar #83 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** Cast an spell under every person in the camp and slaughter them, then loot the area
User avatar #84 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
LOOT ACQUIRED
x105 Chicken.
588 GC
X6 Pet Food
x1 Sword



Great Job! You have a sword and a companion! Now you need a shield....
It's almost getting dark and you now need to find somewhere to sleep.
Sleep in one of the houses or make your own?
User avatar #85 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7** Go to town
User avatar #86 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You find the town of HighGarden.
You see that it is deserted, and that there is only 2 houses with 1 bed.
Loot the chests or loot in the morning after sleep?
User avatar #87 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 4** Loot it, look for a map
User avatar #88 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You find a map.
It has the words: This town is deserted


LOOT ACQUIRED:
Gold and riches: x1634
Map: x1
Food: x1454
Mobile Enchants to your abilities: x1







You hit the jackpot as you find a ton of loot and a bed!
What do you do now?
#75 - **megaflak rolls 5** I start to train it how to distract en…  [+] (13 new replies) 07/12/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
#76 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
It has its intelligence improved by 6.
It can now fool enemies for 1 turn.
What do you do now?
User avatar #77 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7** Train it more so that it can also stun enemies for an extra turn
User avatar #78 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You train it great.
Your pet cat's agility is now 9.
You have no more time to train.
You put him in your bag with his head sticking out.
What now?
User avatar #79 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 6** Keep traveling till I reach a town
User avatar #80 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You see a camp.
It has normal people that aren't bandits!
You go up to them and they offer you trades.
Trade them or not?
User avatar #81 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 3** Ask what they are offering
User avatar #82 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
They offer you 20 chicken for 100 GC
Take it?
User avatar #83 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** Cast an spell under every person in the camp and slaughter them, then loot the area
User avatar #84 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
LOOT ACQUIRED
x105 Chicken.
588 GC
X6 Pet Food
x1 Sword



Great Job! You have a sword and a companion! Now you need a shield....
It's almost getting dark and you now need to find somewhere to sleep.
Sleep in one of the houses or make your own?
User avatar #85 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7** Go to town
User avatar #86 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You find the town of HighGarden.
You see that it is deserted, and that there is only 2 houses with 1 bed.
Loot the chests or loot in the morning after sleep?
User avatar #87 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 4** Loot it, look for a map
User avatar #88 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You find a map.
It has the words: This town is deserted


LOOT ACQUIRED:
Gold and riches: x1634
Map: x1
Food: x1454
Mobile Enchants to your abilities: x1







You hit the jackpot as you find a ton of loot and a bed!
What do you do now?
#73 - **megaflak rolls 8** Sit down on a tree and eat and heal, th…  [+] (15 new replies) 07/12/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
#74 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You tame it.
It can fight along with you.
You now have to train it.
OR
Give it a name
OR
Go along the trail and put the cat in your storage bag.
< That is what cat looks like.
User avatar #75 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** I start to train it how to distract enemies, and to help me dodge enemies
#76 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
It has its intelligence improved by 6.
It can now fool enemies for 1 turn.
What do you do now?
User avatar #77 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7** Train it more so that it can also stun enemies for an extra turn
User avatar #78 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You train it great.
Your pet cat's agility is now 9.
You have no more time to train.
You put him in your bag with his head sticking out.
What now?
User avatar #79 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 6** Keep traveling till I reach a town
User avatar #80 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You see a camp.
It has normal people that aren't bandits!
You go up to them and they offer you trades.
Trade them or not?
User avatar #81 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 3** Ask what they are offering
User avatar #82 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
They offer you 20 chicken for 100 GC
Take it?
User avatar #83 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** Cast an spell under every person in the camp and slaughter them, then loot the area
User avatar #84 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
LOOT ACQUIRED
x105 Chicken.
588 GC
X6 Pet Food
x1 Sword



Great Job! You have a sword and a companion! Now you need a shield....
It's almost getting dark and you now need to find somewhere to sleep.
Sleep in one of the houses or make your own?
User avatar #85 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7** Go to town
User avatar #86 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You find the town of HighGarden.
You see that it is deserted, and that there is only 2 houses with 1 bed.
Loot the chests or loot in the morning after sleep?
User avatar #87 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 4** Loot it, look for a map
User avatar #88 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You find a map.
It has the words: This town is deserted


LOOT ACQUIRED:
Gold and riches: x1634
Map: x1
Food: x1454
Mobile Enchants to your abilities: x1







You hit the jackpot as you find a ton of loot and a bed!
What do you do now?
#71 - **megaflak rolls 5** Use magic to assemble a small shelter t…  [+] (17 new replies) 07/12/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
User avatar #72 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You go into your shelter and doze off into sleep.




STATS FOR DAY 3:
HP: 10/20
Agility: 0/20
Strength: 0/20
Intelligence: 20/50
GC: 297
LOOT FOR DAY 3:
X3 Food
X1 Storage Bag
Bounty: 1000





You wake up the next day with the shelter gone.
It looks like it was ripped off the ground!
You get up and see a.... cat?
It seems to follow you.
What do you do?
User avatar #73 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 8** Sit down on a tree and eat and heal, then attempt to tame the cat
#74 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You tame it.
It can fight along with you.
You now have to train it.
OR
Give it a name
OR
Go along the trail and put the cat in your storage bag.
< That is what cat looks like.
User avatar #75 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** I start to train it how to distract enemies, and to help me dodge enemies
#76 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
It has its intelligence improved by 6.
It can now fool enemies for 1 turn.
What do you do now?
User avatar #77 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7** Train it more so that it can also stun enemies for an extra turn
User avatar #78 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You train it great.
Your pet cat's agility is now 9.
You have no more time to train.
You put him in your bag with his head sticking out.
What now?
User avatar #79 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 6** Keep traveling till I reach a town
User avatar #80 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You see a camp.
It has normal people that aren't bandits!
You go up to them and they offer you trades.
Trade them or not?
User avatar #81 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 3** Ask what they are offering
User avatar #82 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
They offer you 20 chicken for 100 GC
Take it?
User avatar #83 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** Cast an spell under every person in the camp and slaughter them, then loot the area
User avatar #84 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
LOOT ACQUIRED
x105 Chicken.
588 GC
X6 Pet Food
x1 Sword



Great Job! You have a sword and a companion! Now you need a shield....
It's almost getting dark and you now need to find somewhere to sleep.
Sleep in one of the houses or make your own?
User avatar #85 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7** Go to town
User avatar #86 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You find the town of HighGarden.
You see that it is deserted, and that there is only 2 houses with 1 bed.
Loot the chests or loot in the morning after sleep?
User avatar #87 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 4** Loot it, look for a map
User avatar #88 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You find a map.
It has the words: This town is deserted


LOOT ACQUIRED:
Gold and riches: x1634
Map: x1
Food: x1454
Mobile Enchants to your abilities: x1







You hit the jackpot as you find a ton of loot and a bed!
What do you do now?
#69 - **megaflak rolls 4** Cast an invisibility spell and hide unt…  [+] (19 new replies) 07/12/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
User avatar #70 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Your invisibility spell works great.
You see someone running past with attack dogs.
You throw a rock at them.
They turn back but they don't see you.
What do you do now?
User avatar #71 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** Use magic to assemble a small shelter to sleep in for the night
User avatar #72 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You go into your shelter and doze off into sleep.




STATS FOR DAY 3:
HP: 10/20
Agility: 0/20
Strength: 0/20
Intelligence: 20/50
GC: 297
LOOT FOR DAY 3:
X3 Food
X1 Storage Bag
Bounty: 1000





You wake up the next day with the shelter gone.
It looks like it was ripped off the ground!
You get up and see a.... cat?
It seems to follow you.
What do you do?
User avatar #73 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 8** Sit down on a tree and eat and heal, then attempt to tame the cat
#74 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You tame it.
It can fight along with you.
You now have to train it.
OR
Give it a name
OR
Go along the trail and put the cat in your storage bag.
< That is what cat looks like.
User avatar #75 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** I start to train it how to distract enemies, and to help me dodge enemies
#76 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
It has its intelligence improved by 6.
It can now fool enemies for 1 turn.
What do you do now?
User avatar #77 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7** Train it more so that it can also stun enemies for an extra turn
User avatar #78 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You train it great.
Your pet cat's agility is now 9.
You have no more time to train.
You put him in your bag with his head sticking out.
What now?
User avatar #79 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 6** Keep traveling till I reach a town
User avatar #80 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You see a camp.
It has normal people that aren't bandits!
You go up to them and they offer you trades.
Trade them or not?
User avatar #81 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 3** Ask what they are offering
User avatar #82 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
They offer you 20 chicken for 100 GC
Take it?
User avatar #83 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** Cast an spell under every person in the camp and slaughter them, then loot the area
User avatar #84 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
LOOT ACQUIRED
x105 Chicken.
588 GC
X6 Pet Food
x1 Sword



Great Job! You have a sword and a companion! Now you need a shield....
It's almost getting dark and you now need to find somewhere to sleep.
Sleep in one of the houses or make your own?
User avatar #85 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7** Go to town
User avatar #86 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You find the town of HighGarden.
You see that it is deserted, and that there is only 2 houses with 1 bed.
Loot the chests or loot in the morning after sleep?
User avatar #87 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 4** Loot it, look for a map
User avatar #88 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You find a map.
It has the words: This town is deserted


LOOT ACQUIRED:
Gold and riches: x1634
Map: x1
Food: x1454
Mobile Enchants to your abilities: x1







You hit the jackpot as you find a ton of loot and a bed!
What do you do now?
#67 - **megaflak rolls 6** **** it, loot the bodies q… 07/12/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
#65 - **megaflak rolls 2** Cast a lighting bolt over them discreet…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/12/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
User avatar #66 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Its loud.
You can't go until it's safe.
What do you do now?
Wait or go ahead?
User avatar #67 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 6** Fuck it, loot the bodies quickly and sprint down the road.
#63 - **megaflak rolls 1** Make a magic robe that will last the am…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/12/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
User avatar #64 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You find a group of campers.
They are bandits.
You hide behind a bush.
You can kill them silently and steal their stuff or keep moving along.
User avatar #65 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 2** Cast a lighting bolt over them discreetly, so if I fail I wont be discovered.
User avatar #66 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Its loud.
You can't go until it's safe.
What do you do now?
Wait or go ahead?
User avatar #67 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 6** Fuck it, loot the bodies quickly and sprint down the road.
#61 - **megaflak rolls 4** Get into a forest, cast a spell that ch…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/12/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
#62 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Your face turns into this and no one suspects a thing.
You need to find another town.
What do?
User avatar #63 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 1** Make a magic robe that will last the amount of turns my roll is, and keep walking till I find a town, or until it's sundown
User avatar #64 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You find a group of campers.
They are bandits.
You hide behind a bush.
You can kill them silently and steal their stuff or keep moving along.
User avatar #65 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 2** Cast a lighting bolt over them discreetly, so if I fail I wont be discovered.
User avatar #66 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Its loud.
You can't go until it's safe.
What do you do now?
Wait or go ahead?
User avatar #67 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 6** Fuck it, loot the bodies quickly and sprint down the road.
#59 - **megaflak rolls 7** Escape out the window and steal a horse…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/12/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
User avatar #60 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Your bounty is 1000 GC
You get out of there fortunately but they are still after you!
You need to change your appearance.
and quick!
What do you do now?
User avatar #61 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 4** Get into a forest, cast a spell that changes your face, and then leave the horse behind
#62 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Your face turns into this and no one suspects a thing.
You need to find another town.
What do?
User avatar #63 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 1** Make a magic robe that will last the amount of turns my roll is, and keep walking till I find a town, or until it's sundown
User avatar #64 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You find a group of campers.
They are bandits.
You hide behind a bush.
You can kill them silently and steal their stuff or keep moving along.
User avatar #65 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 2** Cast a lighting bolt over them discreetly, so if I fail I wont be discovered.
User avatar #66 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Its loud.
You can't go until it's safe.
What do you do now?
Wait or go ahead?
User avatar #67 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 6** Fuck it, loot the bodies quickly and sprint down the road.
#57 - **megaflak rolls 0** Hide the books inside my robe, and burn…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/12/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
User avatar #58 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You get out of there and lose 10 HP.
You soon hear knocks on your door.
What do you do now?
You are a criminal now.
User avatar #59 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7** Escape out the window and steal a horse and get the fuck out
User avatar #60 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Your bounty is 1000 GC
You get out of there fortunately but they are still after you!
You need to change your appearance.
and quick!
What do you do now?
User avatar #61 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 4** Get into a forest, cast a spell that changes your face, and then leave the horse behind
#62 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Your face turns into this and no one suspects a thing.
You need to find another town.
What do?
User avatar #63 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 1** Make a magic robe that will last the amount of turns my roll is, and keep walking till I find a town, or until it's sundown
User avatar #64 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You find a group of campers.
They are bandits.
You hide behind a bush.
You can kill them silently and steal their stuff or keep moving along.
User avatar #65 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 2** Cast a lighting bolt over them discreetly, so if I fail I wont be discovered.
User avatar #66 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Its loud.
You can't go until it's safe.
What do you do now?
Wait or go ahead?
User avatar #67 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 6** Fuck it, loot the bodies quickly and sprint down the road.
#55 - **megaflak rolls 1** I buy all of them  [+] (12 new replies) 07/12/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
User avatar #56 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You accidentally rip them and you think of what to do.
Pay the fee of 50 GC and be clear of everything?
Or
Put it back and be a criminal?
User avatar #57 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 0** Hide the books inside my robe, and burn the witnesses and the store to the ground. Not before stealing some other books and then going back to the inn
User avatar #58 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You get out of there and lose 10 HP.
You soon hear knocks on your door.
What do you do now?
You are a criminal now.
User avatar #59 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7** Escape out the window and steal a horse and get the fuck out
User avatar #60 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Your bounty is 1000 GC
You get out of there fortunately but they are still after you!
You need to change your appearance.
and quick!
What do you do now?
User avatar #61 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 4** Get into a forest, cast a spell that changes your face, and then leave the horse behind
#62 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Your face turns into this and no one suspects a thing.
You need to find another town.
What do?
User avatar #63 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 1** Make a magic robe that will last the amount of turns my roll is, and keep walking till I find a town, or until it's sundown
User avatar #64 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You find a group of campers.
They are bandits.
You hide behind a bush.
You can kill them silently and steal their stuff or keep moving along.
User avatar #65 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 2** Cast a lighting bolt over them discreetly, so if I fail I wont be discovered.
User avatar #66 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Its loud.
You can't go until it's safe.
What do you do now?
Wait or go ahead?
User avatar #67 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 6** Fuck it, loot the bodies quickly and sprint down the road.
#53 - **megaflak rolls 7** I take a trip to the library to find so…  [+] (14 new replies) 07/12/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
User avatar #54 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You have some luck, as there are tons of books about spellcasting.
"Spellcasting: The guide on how to do magic"
"How to cast spells"
"What is spellcasting"
Which one will you get?
They all cost 5 GC to check out.
User avatar #55 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 1** I buy all of them
User avatar #56 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You accidentally rip them and you think of what to do.
Pay the fee of 50 GC and be clear of everything?
Or
Put it back and be a criminal?
User avatar #57 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 0** Hide the books inside my robe, and burn the witnesses and the store to the ground. Not before stealing some other books and then going back to the inn
User avatar #58 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You get out of there and lose 10 HP.
You soon hear knocks on your door.
What do you do now?
You are a criminal now.
User avatar #59 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7** Escape out the window and steal a horse and get the fuck out
User avatar #60 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Your bounty is 1000 GC
You get out of there fortunately but they are still after you!
You need to change your appearance.
and quick!
What do you do now?
User avatar #61 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 4** Get into a forest, cast a spell that changes your face, and then leave the horse behind
#62 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Your face turns into this and no one suspects a thing.
You need to find another town.
What do?
User avatar #63 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 1** Make a magic robe that will last the amount of turns my roll is, and keep walking till I find a town, or until it's sundown
User avatar #64 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You find a group of campers.
They are bandits.
You hide behind a bush.
You can kill them silently and steal their stuff or keep moving along.
User avatar #65 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 2** Cast a lighting bolt over them discreetly, so if I fail I wont be discovered.
User avatar #66 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Its loud.
You can't go until it's safe.
What do you do now?
Wait or go ahead?
User avatar #67 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 6** Fuck it, loot the bodies quickly and sprint down the road.
#51 - **megaflak rolls 3** I buy some monk clothes, and sleep in a…  [+] (16 new replies) 07/12/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
User avatar #52 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You go to sleep.


STATS FOR DAY 2!
HP 20/20
Agility 0/50
Strength 0/50
Itelligence 20/50
Money: 85
Hint: You can boost your strength and agility by finding a proving ground!




You wake up in the morning but something is missing...
YOUR ROBE IS MISSING!
You lost your robe and now you only have a monk robe.
What now?


You wake up in the morning but all the
User avatar #53 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7** I take a trip to the library to find some books about spellcasting
User avatar #54 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You have some luck, as there are tons of books about spellcasting.
"Spellcasting: The guide on how to do magic"
"How to cast spells"
"What is spellcasting"
Which one will you get?
They all cost 5 GC to check out.
User avatar #55 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 1** I buy all of them
User avatar #56 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You accidentally rip them and you think of what to do.
Pay the fee of 50 GC and be clear of everything?
Or
Put it back and be a criminal?
User avatar #57 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 0** Hide the books inside my robe, and burn the witnesses and the store to the ground. Not before stealing some other books and then going back to the inn
User avatar #58 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You get out of there and lose 10 HP.
You soon hear knocks on your door.
What do you do now?
You are a criminal now.
User avatar #59 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7** Escape out the window and steal a horse and get the fuck out
User avatar #60 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Your bounty is 1000 GC
You get out of there fortunately but they are still after you!
You need to change your appearance.
and quick!
What do you do now?
User avatar #61 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 4** Get into a forest, cast a spell that changes your face, and then leave the horse behind
#62 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Your face turns into this and no one suspects a thing.
You need to find another town.
What do?
User avatar #63 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 1** Make a magic robe that will last the amount of turns my roll is, and keep walking till I find a town, or until it's sundown
User avatar #64 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You find a group of campers.
They are bandits.
You hide behind a bush.
You can kill them silently and steal their stuff or keep moving along.
User avatar #65 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 2** Cast a lighting bolt over them discreetly, so if I fail I wont be discovered.
User avatar #66 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Its loud.
You can't go until it's safe.
What do you do now?
Wait or go ahead?
User avatar #67 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 6** Fuck it, loot the bodies quickly and sprint down the road.
#49 - **megaflak rolls 2** Look around for the rest of his gang,…  [+] (18 new replies) 07/12/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
User avatar #50 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
There shows no sign of any other bandit.
You go up the trail and find a shop.
There is a sword for 50 GC.
Sword - 50 GC.
Shield - 50 GC.
Clothes - 10 GC
What will you buy?
User avatar #51 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 3** I buy some monk clothes, and sleep in an inn for the night and go to sleep
User avatar #52 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You go to sleep.


STATS FOR DAY 2!
HP 20/20
Agility 0/50
Strength 0/50
Itelligence 20/50
Money: 85
Hint: You can boost your strength and agility by finding a proving ground!




You wake up in the morning but something is missing...
YOUR ROBE IS MISSING!
You lost your robe and now you only have a monk robe.
What now?


You wake up in the morning but all the
User avatar #53 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7** I take a trip to the library to find some books about spellcasting
User avatar #54 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You have some luck, as there are tons of books about spellcasting.
"Spellcasting: The guide on how to do magic"
"How to cast spells"
"What is spellcasting"
Which one will you get?
They all cost 5 GC to check out.
User avatar #55 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 1** I buy all of them
User avatar #56 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You accidentally rip them and you think of what to do.
Pay the fee of 50 GC and be clear of everything?
Or
Put it back and be a criminal?
User avatar #57 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 0** Hide the books inside my robe, and burn the witnesses and the store to the ground. Not before stealing some other books and then going back to the inn
User avatar #58 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You get out of there and lose 10 HP.
You soon hear knocks on your door.
What do you do now?
You are a criminal now.
User avatar #59 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7** Escape out the window and steal a horse and get the fuck out
User avatar #60 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Your bounty is 1000 GC
You get out of there fortunately but they are still after you!
You need to change your appearance.
and quick!
What do you do now?
User avatar #61 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 4** Get into a forest, cast a spell that changes your face, and then leave the horse behind
#62 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Your face turns into this and no one suspects a thing.
You need to find another town.
What do?
User avatar #63 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 1** Make a magic robe that will last the amount of turns my roll is, and keep walking till I find a town, or until it's sundown
User avatar #64 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You find a group of campers.
They are bandits.
You hide behind a bush.
You can kill them silently and steal their stuff or keep moving along.
User avatar #65 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 2** Cast a lighting bolt over them discreetly, so if I fail I wont be discovered.
User avatar #66 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Its loud.
You can't go until it's safe.
What do you do now?
Wait or go ahead?
User avatar #67 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 6** Fuck it, loot the bodies quickly and sprint down the road.
#47 - **megaflak rolls 6** I take off my clothes and cast a bubble…  [+] (20 new replies) 07/12/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
User avatar #48 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
The tsunami washes the clothes but they're dripping wet!
The tsunami passes and you see no sign of the dead bandit.
What now?
User avatar #49 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 2** Look around for the rest of his gang, if there is any.
User avatar #50 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
There shows no sign of any other bandit.
You go up the trail and find a shop.
There is a sword for 50 GC.
Sword - 50 GC.
Shield - 50 GC.
Clothes - 10 GC
What will you buy?
User avatar #51 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 3** I buy some monk clothes, and sleep in an inn for the night and go to sleep
User avatar #52 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You go to sleep.


STATS FOR DAY 2!
HP 20/20
Agility 0/50
Strength 0/50
Itelligence 20/50
Money: 85
Hint: You can boost your strength and agility by finding a proving ground!




You wake up in the morning but something is missing...
YOUR ROBE IS MISSING!
You lost your robe and now you only have a monk robe.
What now?


You wake up in the morning but all the
User avatar #53 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7** I take a trip to the library to find some books about spellcasting
User avatar #54 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You have some luck, as there are tons of books about spellcasting.
"Spellcasting: The guide on how to do magic"
"How to cast spells"
"What is spellcasting"
Which one will you get?
They all cost 5 GC to check out.
User avatar #55 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 1** I buy all of them
User avatar #56 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You accidentally rip them and you think of what to do.
Pay the fee of 50 GC and be clear of everything?
Or
Put it back and be a criminal?
User avatar #57 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 0** Hide the books inside my robe, and burn the witnesses and the store to the ground. Not before stealing some other books and then going back to the inn
User avatar #58 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You get out of there and lose 10 HP.
You soon hear knocks on your door.
What do you do now?
You are a criminal now.
User avatar #59 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7** Escape out the window and steal a horse and get the fuck out
User avatar #60 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Your bounty is 1000 GC
You get out of there fortunately but they are still after you!
You need to change your appearance.
and quick!
What do you do now?
User avatar #61 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 4** Get into a forest, cast a spell that changes your face, and then leave the horse behind
#62 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Your face turns into this and no one suspects a thing.
You need to find another town.
What do?
User avatar #63 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 1** Make a magic robe that will last the amount of turns my roll is, and keep walking till I find a town, or until it's sundown
User avatar #64 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You find a group of campers.
They are bandits.
You hide behind a bush.
You can kill them silently and steal their stuff or keep moving along.
User avatar #65 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 2** Cast a lighting bolt over them discreetly, so if I fail I wont be discovered.
User avatar #66 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Its loud.
You can't go until it's safe.
What do you do now?
Wait or go ahead?
User avatar #67 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 6** Fuck it, loot the bodies quickly and sprint down the road.
#45 - **megaflak rolls 3** Slit his throat and walk away, leaving …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
User avatar #46 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You need to wash that blood off your robe.
There's no water near by...
You need to be careful to where bandits are.
They might know that you did it.
Bonus for killing someone! 100 gold looted from him!
#43 - **megaflak rolls 3** Cast a spell that throws 4 swords and h…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/12/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
User avatar #44 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Blood splatters onto your robe.
He's screaming for mercy.
Leave him, set him free, or torture him?
User avatar #45 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 3** Slit his throat and walk away, leaving it as a warning to any other bandit
User avatar #46 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You need to wash that blood off your robe.
There's no water near by...
You need to be careful to where bandits are.
They might know that you did it.
Bonus for killing someone! 100 gold looted from him!
#41 - **megaflak rolls 2** Go in between the paths  [+] (5 new replies) 07/12/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
User avatar #42 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You are attacked by a bandit!
He tells you to give him all of your money!
Too bad you don't have any...
Run or fight?
User avatar #43 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 3** Cast a spell that throws 4 swords and his limbs, trapping him on a nearby tree for interrogation
User avatar #44 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Blood splatters onto your robe.
He's screaming for mercy.
Leave him, set him free, or torture him?
User avatar #45 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 3** Slit his throat and walk away, leaving it as a warning to any other bandit
User avatar #46 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You need to wash that blood off your robe.
There's no water near by...
You need to be careful to where bandits are.
They might know that you did it.
Bonus for killing someone! 100 gold looted from him!
#5 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2014 on Don't mess with rolls 0
#6 - lecorbi (07/12/2014) [-]
#39 - **megaflak rolls 9** Cast a minor healing spell and meditate…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/12/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
User avatar #40 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Your intelligence goes up by 20.
Bonus! All spells improved by 2!
User avatar #41 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 2** Go in between the paths
User avatar #42 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You are attacked by a bandit!
He tells you to give him all of your money!
Too bad you don't have any...
Run or fight?
User avatar #43 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 3** Cast a spell that throws 4 swords and his limbs, trapping him on a nearby tree for interrogation
User avatar #44 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Blood splatters onto your robe.
He's screaming for mercy.
Leave him, set him free, or torture him?
User avatar #45 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 3** Slit his throat and walk away, leaving it as a warning to any other bandit
User avatar #46 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You need to wash that blood off your robe.
There's no water near by...
You need to be careful to where bandits are.
They might know that you did it.
Bonus for killing someone! 100 gold looted from him!
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User avatar #149 - megaflak (08/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by megaflak
My poem to applecopy

If you had an award
It would be for a faggot
You're mostly ignored
But you still are a maggot

Jk no offense
But stop with post
You just seem so dense
You're ok as most

That's all I can say
But just one more thing
You should not stay
Cause bitch joshlol's king.
#148 - notorc (08/04/2014) [-]
stickied by megaflak
MEGAFLAK SUCKS DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH   
U CHEEKY SKRUBLORD
MEGAFLAK SUCKS DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
U CHEEKY SKRUBLORD
User avatar #29 - scoutyderpy (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 7** I summon in a decoy with fresh meat straight from a pig.
User avatar #30 to #29 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
The dead start to eat the decoy, completely ignoring you, but before you know it, the catacomb doors break open and 4 bandits that were looting the place come out. They see you, dressed in velvet robes, wearing the finest jewelry, and immediately charge at you.
#31 to #30 - scoutyderpy (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 4**
I make myself invisible and go behind a tree
User avatar #32 to #31 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
It works partially, and you cloak yourself for 2 turns. The bandits noticed you suddenly disappearing, and are now getting dangerously close to you.
User avatar #33 to #32 - scoutyderpy (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 1** I bite them on the neck and make them into my minions.
User avatar #34 to #33 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
You run up to them to bite them, but they see you and stab you in the head. You have been permanently wounded, and all your future rolls will be subtracted by 1. The last thing you see before blacking out, is them running away with your cloak and jewels, as the dead start to approach you.
#36 to #34 - scoutyderpy (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 6** I get the knife and stab all of them.
The blue is the mist.
#37 to #36 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
You awake a second later to the dead men and the robbers still running, towards and away! You may be able to get them if you clear the zombies. You grab one of the bandits knives that was dropped and cast a duplicating spell to have enough knives to throw. You are still severely wounded and must try to get to the robbers if you want to get back the map!
User avatar #38 to #37 - scoutyderpy (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 2** I let them off so I could win all the marbles.
#39 to #38 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
You let them get away with the map, but you are still wounded and bleeding out. You see the open catacomb doors, but there probably isn't anything in there. Will you search the catacombs, go north, go south, go west, or go east? (as you lost the map to the other location since the bandits stole it.
User avatar #40 to #39 - scoutyderpy (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 5** I go home and go into my room and play an RP game on Funnyjunk.
User avatar #41 to #40 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
You attempt to go home, but you remember you're a black wizard and you don't know what a "funnyfunk" or a "arpee" is. (2 turns till bleedout/death)
User avatar #42 to #41 - scoutyderpy (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 8** I go home and sleep.
User avatar #43 to #42 - megaflak (07/11/2014) [-]
Since you sold your home to go on an adventure, you make a makeshift cabin with a spell out the tree that you felled earlier. Your wound also closes a little bit.(You have a new homebase that you can reach by rolling 4 or above) (5 turns till bleedout)
User avatar #45 to #43 - megaflak (07/11/2014) [-]
Also, Day 1 is now over and your stats are

Health 2/10
Strength 5/10
Magic 7/10
Agility 4/10

Score right now is 100 (100 score every day)
User avatar #44 to #43 - scoutyderpy (07/11/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 4** I go to the end of the tree and use some leaves and some stretchy twigs.
User avatar #46 to #44 - megaflak (07/11/2014) [-]
You manage to make a messed up bandage, but when you applied it it breaks apart... you should try using something else to heal your wound (4 turns till bleedout)
User avatar #47 to #46 - scoutyderpy (07/11/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 1**
I make a sharp stick and cut off my arm. I then bandage it and go outside of the tree.
#48 to #47 - megaflak (07/11/2014) [-]
You fail completely and accidently stick it in your eye. You slowly die, writhing in pain while screaming for help.

You have died

In this play through:

-You tried to eat a dog
-You accidentally destroyed a tree and woke up an ancient evil
-You made an onion bracelet
-You were robbed by bandits
-You made a house and was killed by a stick
User avatar #7 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
Ok scouty, lets start


You are a black wizard in the medival era. You are looking for a magical Wand that can grant anything. You know it is either in a graveyard, or a mansion, which do you go to?
User avatar #8 to #7 - scoutyderpy (07/10/2014) [-]
I go to the graveyard of Zlakathla.
User avatar #9 to #8 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
You walk up to the graveyard. A shroud of mist envelops the surrounding area. You see a gate, and a small dog in front of it. Do you want to go inside the gate or find another way?
User avatar #10 to #9 - scoutyderpy (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 3** I will eat the dog first and then find another way!
User avatar #11 to #10 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
You kick the dog in an attempt to kill it, but it's not as strong as you hoped. It bites your leg and runs off. You start to look for another entrance, and stumble upon a broken up section in the spiked gate. What do you do?
User avatar #12 to #11 - scoutyderpy (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 1** I rip the fence away with my magic, and try to make it safer.
User avatar #13 to #12 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
Your magic ***** up and it bounces off the fence and into a tree, making it crash into the ground. If there is anything in there, they are definitely awake by now because of that noise.
User avatar #14 to #13 - scoutyderpy (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 5** I climb the fence and make a shield around me.
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #15 to #14 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
You climb the fence without any problems and cast a shield around yourself. You look around to see a few empty graves and an entrance to a catacomb. Suddenly, you feel something jump onto your back, but your shield deflects it! It's a rotting human, that seems to be heavily armored and has a double-handed sword. What do you do?
User avatar #16 to #15 - scoutyderpy (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 3** I rip its head off with my bare hands and steal its swords
User avatar #17 to #16 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
It blocks your hands, and attempts to stab you. Your shield has broke and the force of the sword hitting your spell sends you flying backwards. You look up to see another rotting human looking down on you, what do you do?
#18 to #17 - scoutyderpy (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 2**
I teleport out of there and hide behind a thick tree.
User avatar #19 to #18 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
It stabs you in the leg and you squirm in pain, it has you in it's grasp and you can't get out right now without a healing spell, but it may also be more effective to get rid of both of them right now.
User avatar #21 to #19 - scoutyderpy (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 3** I cast a spell to teleport Ni ggaless cholas Cage in so I can teleport out of there and hide behind a tree to heal.
Nicholas Cage then screams "BEES! NOT THE BEES! Even though they aren't bees.
User avatar #22 to #21 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
You manage to get a small teleport, but it only manages to move you out of the rotting humans grasp, meanwhile the first one is still approaching you
User avatar #23 to #22 - scoutyderpy (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 7** I try to teleport in Ni ggaless Cage again.
I heal and make myself invisible.
User avatar #24 to #23 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
You healed and managed to cloak yourself, not only that, but your previous spell kicks in and you manage to get behind the tree. Both of the rotting humans are clueless to your whereabouts, and the cloak will last 3 more turns.
User avatar #25 to #24 - scoutyderpy (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 030,204,954** I cast in Reggie Fils-Aime and he kills everyone
The End.
User avatar #26 to #25 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
You spell fails miserably and you manage to summon nearly every dead in the graveyard. Your cloak breaks and the gate you jumped in has seemed to patched itself up. You also have an eerie feeling (Something bad will happen in 2 turns!)
User avatar #27 to #26 - scoutyderpy (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 4**
I summon in an onion necklace around me neck.
I made this.
***********
User avatar #28 to #27 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
You manage to summon a bracelet sized onion ring. The dead have once again spotted you and are moving closer.
User avatar #6 - scoutyderpy (07/10/2014) [-]
Fkn nggrs.
#5 - megaflak (02/23/2014) [-]
Hi ragingbrony

Have a walrus
User avatar #1 - npfortytwo (08/18/2012) [-]
NIPPLE CLAMPS
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