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Date Signed Up:1/02/2012
Last Login:7/29/2014
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#14 - Picture 07/08/2014 on Best GTA gif on the internet 0
#85 - Picture 07/08/2014 on 9fags want to battle 0
#448 - hi there have a free gif  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on thepandaofdarkness's profile 0
#449 - thepandaofdarkness (07/07/2014) [-]
Thank you?

I guess free gifs are cool

Here have one on me
#122 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Like trying to drown every... +8
User avatar #156 - stringfingerable (07/08/2014) [-]
I have not seen this .gif in a very long time.
User avatar #138 - dodecahedron (07/07/2014) [-]
can i have source please?
User avatar #149 - grpeephole (07/08/2014) [-]
I believe Megaflak posted it but im not sure.
#138 - look for the flags page on fj 07/06/2014 on The chosen one +2
#4994 - **megaflak rolls 9,884** 07/06/2014 on Train, Game 0
#35 - >Had an entire war to keep us >Act like you didn't e…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/05/2014 on Swell with top gear +26
User avatar #85 - shrinkzz (07/05/2014) [-]
When will people stop acting like a country is like one single person? the brits then were other people than the brits now, and the same for the americans. So this whole "we" and "you" business is bullshit.
User avatar #79 - fausticorn (07/05/2014) [-]
We wanted the colonists and the colonies, that could be used to the benefit of a continent spanning Empire, not the country and people that are hated by a very large population of the world.

So no.
We don't want you.
#75 - anonymous (07/05/2014) [-]
Two wars. Do not forget the War of 1812 so readily.
#82 - kristovsky (07/05/2014) [-]
You mean that war when the US invaded Canada and totally failed?
#57 - RayIII (07/05/2014) [-]
#113 - 1.Forever 2.No 3.Yes 4.It will fucking blossom  [+] (4 new replies) 07/05/2014 on ps2 mustard race +6
User avatar #151 - tomahawkkit (07/05/2014) [-]
project x was kinect, my teacher had a student on the development team
User avatar #148 - skittlesinexcess (07/05/2014) [-]
I is real, it's called the Nuon, links en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuon_(DVD_technology)
User avatar #149 - skittlesinexcess (07/05/2014) [-]
Crap, that didn't work here.
Nuon as gaming platform

Nuon originally started off as "Project X," and was featured in Electronic Gaming Monthly's 1999 Video Game Buyer's Guide. One of the Nuon's main software developers was Jeff Minter, who created a version of Tempest entitled Tempest 3000 for the system, and the built-in VLM-2 audio visualizer.
#197 - furiousmarshmellow (07/05/2014) [-]
I thought Project X was the Xbox.

Now I feel like an idiot.
#56 - thanks mr skeltal 07/04/2014 on What are the kids 'hip' with?! +2
#5 - Nah 07/04/2014 on Appendix 0
#2 - Oh hey orc, one of my friends is a fan of you (notorc)  [+] (3 new replies) 07/04/2014 on Appendix 0
User avatar #4 - Orc (07/04/2014) [-]
Are you notorc? Not a day goes by that I don't fap to him.
User avatar #5 - megaflak (07/04/2014) [-]
Nah
User avatar #3 - notorc (07/04/2014) [-]
u lil shit
#751 - >tfw no gf 07/03/2014 on Rate Yourself +4
#745 - Comment deleted 07/03/2014 on Rate Yourself 0
#721 - Picture 07/03/2014 on Rate Yourself +13
#264 - **megaflak rolls 981,048,085** Look 07/03/2014 on 4chan 0
#4398 - gg try again  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2014 on zombified 10 year olds -1
#4392 - **megaflak rolled image ** 07/03/2014 on zombified 10 year olds 0
#6768 - **megaflak rolls 703,720,803** 07/03/2014 on highest roll gets yellow... 0
#228 - doubt 06/30/2014 on Post below and I'll say... 0
#16 - You should look up ones on Long Live The Queen  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Steam review compilation... +3
#53 - anonymous (06/30/2014) [-]
I regret ever having seen this game
Thanks bro
#36 - Rvalldrgg (06/30/2014) [-]
#32 - urapooper (06/30/2014) [-]
you mean Game of Thrones Kawaii Dark Souls edition
#61 - I'm a rebel, so I'm not commenting 06/29/2014 on dont post here! +2
#3 - Found on imgur please dont hurt me 06/29/2014 on No Escape -1
#1520 - What a nice roll... too bad no one is here to see it. 06/29/2014 on FJ will shut down in 1 week +1
#627 - Not this again! 06/29/2014 on True Equality 0
#547 - Holy fuck 06/28/2014 on Loser Bingo 0
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User avatar #29 - scoutyderpy ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 7** I summon in a decoy with fresh meat straight from a pig.
User avatar #30 to #29 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
The dead start to eat the decoy, completely ignoring you, but before you know it, the catacomb doors break open and 4 bandits that were looting the place come out. They see you, dressed in velvet robes, wearing the finest jewelry, and immediately charge at you.
#31 to #30 - scoutyderpy ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 4**
I make myself invisible and go behind a tree
User avatar #32 to #31 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
It works partially, and you cloak yourself for 2 turns. The bandits noticed you suddenly disappearing, and are now getting dangerously close to you.
User avatar #33 to #32 - scoutyderpy ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 1** I bite them on the neck and make them into my minions.
User avatar #34 to #33 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
You run up to them to bite them, but they see you and stab you in the head. You have been permanently wounded, and all your future rolls will be subtracted by 1. The last thing you see before blacking out, is them running away with your cloak and jewels, as the dead start to approach you.
#36 to #34 - scoutyderpy ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 6** I get the knife and stab all of them.
The blue is the mist.
#37 to #36 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
You awake a second later to the dead men and the robbers still running, towards and away! You may be able to get them if you clear the zombies. You grab one of the bandits knives that was dropped and cast a duplicating spell to have enough knives to throw. You are still severely wounded and must try to get to the robbers if you want to get back the map!
User avatar #38 to #37 - scoutyderpy ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 2** I let them off so I could win all the marbles.
#39 to #38 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
You let them get away with the map, but you are still wounded and bleeding out. You see the open catacomb doors, but there probably isn't anything in there. Will you search the catacombs, go north, go south, go west, or go east? (as you lost the map to the other location since the bandits stole it.
User avatar #40 to #39 - scoutyderpy ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 5** I go home and go into my room and play an RP game on Funnyjunk.
User avatar #41 to #40 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
You attempt to go home, but you remember you're a black wizard and you don't know what a "funnyfunk" or a "arpee" is. (2 turns till bleedout/death)
User avatar #42 to #41 - scoutyderpy ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 8** I go home and sleep.
User avatar #43 to #42 - megaflak (07/11/2014) [-]
Since you sold your home to go on an adventure, you make a makeshift cabin with a spell out the tree that you felled earlier. Your wound also closes a little bit.(You have a new homebase that you can reach by rolling 4 or above) (5 turns till bleedout)
User avatar #45 to #43 - megaflak (07/11/2014) [-]
Also, Day 1 is now over and your stats are

Health 2/10
Strength 5/10
Magic 7/10
Agility 4/10

Score right now is 100 (100 score every day)
User avatar #44 to #43 - scoutyderpy ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 4** I go to the end of the tree and use some leaves and some stretchy twigs.
User avatar #46 to #44 - megaflak (07/11/2014) [-]
You manage to make a messed up bandage, but when you applied it it breaks apart... you should try using something else to heal your wound (4 turns till bleedout)
User avatar #47 to #46 - scoutyderpy ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 1**
I make a sharp stick and cut off my arm. I then bandage it and go outside of the tree.
#48 to #47 - megaflak (07/11/2014) [-]
You fail completely and accidently stick it in your eye. You slowly die, writhing in pain while screaming for help.

You have died

In this play through:

-You tried to eat a dog
-You accidentally destroyed a tree and woke up an ancient evil
-You made an onion bracelet
-You were robbed by bandits
-You made a house and was killed by a stick
User avatar #7 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
Ok scouty, lets start


You are a black wizard in the medival era. You are looking for a magical Wand that can grant anything. You know it is either in a graveyard, or a mansion, which do you go to?
User avatar #8 to #7 - scoutyderpy ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
I go to the graveyard of Zlakathla.
User avatar #9 to #8 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
You walk up to the graveyard. A shroud of mist envelops the surrounding area. You see a gate, and a small dog in front of it. Do you want to go inside the gate or find another way?
User avatar #10 to #9 - scoutyderpy ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 3** I will eat the dog first and then find another way!
User avatar #11 to #10 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
You kick the dog in an attempt to kill it, but it's not as strong as you hoped. It bites your leg and runs off. You start to look for another entrance, and stumble upon a broken up section in the spiked gate. What do you do?
User avatar #12 to #11 - scoutyderpy ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 1** I rip the fence away with my magic, and try to make it safer.
User avatar #13 to #12 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
Your magic fucks up and it bounces off the fence and into a tree, making it crash into the ground. If there is anything in there, they are definitely awake by now because of that noise.
User avatar #14 to #13 - scoutyderpy ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 5** I climb the fence and make a shield around me.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #15 to #14 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
You climb the fence without any problems and cast a shield around yourself. You look around to see a few empty graves and an entrance to a catacomb. Suddenly, you feel something jump onto your back, but your shield deflects it! It's a rotting human, that seems to be heavily armored and has a double-handed sword. What do you do?
User avatar #16 to #15 - scoutyderpy ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 3** I rip its head off with my bare hands and steal its swords
User avatar #17 to #16 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
It blocks your hands, and attempts to stab you. Your shield has broke and the force of the sword hitting your spell sends you flying backwards. You look up to see another rotting human looking down on you, what do you do?
#18 to #17 - scoutyderpy ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 2**
I teleport out of there and hide behind a thick tree.
User avatar #19 to #18 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
It stabs you in the leg and you squirm in pain, it has you in it's grasp and you can't get out right now without a healing spell, but it may also be more effective to get rid of both of them right now.
User avatar #21 to #19 - scoutyderpy ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 3** I cast a spell to teleport Ni ggaless cholas Cage in so I can teleport out of there and hide behind a tree to heal.
Nicholas Cage then screams "BEES! NOT THE BEES! Even though they aren't bees.
User avatar #22 to #21 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
You manage to get a small teleport, but it only manages to move you out of the rotting humans grasp, meanwhile the first one is still approaching you
User avatar #23 to #22 - scoutyderpy ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 7** I try to teleport in Ni ggaless Cage again.
I heal and make myself invisible.
User avatar #24 to #23 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
You healed and managed to cloak yourself, not only that, but your previous spell kicks in and you manage to get behind the tree. Both of the rotting humans are clueless to your whereabouts, and the cloak will last 3 more turns.
User avatar #25 to #24 - scoutyderpy ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 030,204,954** I cast in Reggie Fils-Aime and he kills everyone
The End.
User avatar #26 to #25 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
You spell fails miserably and you manage to summon nearly every dead in the graveyard. Your cloak breaks and the gate you jumped in has seemed to patched itself up. You also have an eerie feeling (Something bad will happen in 2 turns!)
User avatar #27 to #26 - scoutyderpy ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 4**
I summon in an onion necklace around me neck.
I made this.
alsofuckyou
User avatar #28 to #27 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
You manage to summon a bracelet sized onion ring. The dead have once again spotted you and are moving closer.
User avatar #6 - scoutyderpy ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
Fkn nggrs.
#5 - megaflak (02/23/2014) [-]
Hi ragingbrony

Have a walrus
User avatar #1 - npfortytwo (08/18/2012) [-]
NIPPLE CLAMPS
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