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#951718 - Why's that? Is it just inconvenient to open up origin to play …  [+] (23 new replies) 06/08/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #951720 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, and I don't like it more than other games i play.
CSGO > Battlefield
User avatar #951730 - megaflak (06/08/2014) [-]
Again, that would be an opinion question

On a sidenote: CSGO is fucking awesome
User avatar #951894 - averagewhitekid (06/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, but have you exceeded silver yet?
User avatar #951895 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
tfw i did
tfw deranked once again
also why do you want to show your epeen off so much
User avatar #951896 - averagewhitekid (06/08/2014) [-]
I was just poking fun bby
So you are actually still in silver though, just for the record?
User avatar #951898 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
yeah i got deranked after last game
User avatar #951899 - averagewhitekid (06/08/2014) [-]
well shiet
You still play with Banana?
I got my third alt account unranked now, if you guys want to play together sometime
User avatar #951900 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
banana got random vac ban remember
i do play with sluge, i carried his fat ass into gold lol

i played with some other pretty shit friends the last 2 games and got deranked cus of that.
User avatar #952357 - sluge (06/08/2014) [-]
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHno
User avatar #951903 - averagewhitekid (06/08/2014) [-]
oh yeah
Well, if you two want to play with me sometime, let me know. I always save my alts to play with friends
User avatar #951905 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
sure m8
i probably have you on steam

also sluge is now gold nova 1 and im elite silver master thingy
csgo-stats.com/c/76561198041827164,Timmeeh/
User avatar #951907 - averagewhitekid (06/08/2014) [-]
Aight, cool
Yeah just hit me up sometime
User avatar #951738 - megaflak (06/08/2014) [-]
Damn dude... and I thought 200 hours was impressive
User avatar #951745 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
just updated the page with my newer ones.
The USP is the most expensive skin i have with my awp around the same
User avatar #951746 - megaflak (06/08/2014) [-]
What was the cost?
User avatar #951750 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
holy shit i just checked, the sticker is 18€ now lol
User avatar #951751 - megaflak (06/08/2014) [-]
Sell that shit o.o
User avatar #951752 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
It's on my p90 , cant take it off lol.
Looks cool anyway so idc.
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=254062874
User avatar #951753 - megaflak (06/08/2014) [-]
10/10 would buy sticker again
User avatar #951755 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
Well i got it for like 2eu so it was ok lol.
but i updated the page with my new skins
User avatar #951748 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
Around 5 eu, actually my p90 Trigon was also around that because it was new.
And the IBP holo sticker on it was 2€ when i got it but was like 10€ lately
User avatar #951742 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
I only have 236 hours, and actually the pic isn't updated.
If you go to my inventory theres newer ones
#951716 - That's really an opinion question, and I personally enjoy both…  [+] (25 new replies) 06/08/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #951717 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
The only game I kinda like is bf3 on origin, and i still never play it
User avatar #951718 - megaflak (06/08/2014) [-]
Why's that? Is it just inconvenient to open up origin to play one game?
User avatar #951720 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, and I don't like it more than other games i play.
CSGO > Battlefield
User avatar #951730 - megaflak (06/08/2014) [-]
Again, that would be an opinion question

On a sidenote: CSGO is fucking awesome
User avatar #951894 - averagewhitekid (06/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, but have you exceeded silver yet?
User avatar #951895 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
tfw i did
tfw deranked once again
also why do you want to show your epeen off so much
User avatar #951896 - averagewhitekid (06/08/2014) [-]
I was just poking fun bby
So you are actually still in silver though, just for the record?
User avatar #951898 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
yeah i got deranked after last game
User avatar #951899 - averagewhitekid (06/08/2014) [-]
well shiet
You still play with Banana?
I got my third alt account unranked now, if you guys want to play together sometime
User avatar #951900 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
banana got random vac ban remember
i do play with sluge, i carried his fat ass into gold lol

i played with some other pretty shit friends the last 2 games and got deranked cus of that.
User avatar #952357 - sluge (06/08/2014) [-]
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHno
User avatar #951903 - averagewhitekid (06/08/2014) [-]
oh yeah
Well, if you two want to play with me sometime, let me know. I always save my alts to play with friends
User avatar #951905 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
sure m8
i probably have you on steam

also sluge is now gold nova 1 and im elite silver master thingy
csgo-stats.com/c/76561198041827164,Timmeeh/
User avatar #951907 - averagewhitekid (06/08/2014) [-]
Aight, cool
Yeah just hit me up sometime
User avatar #951738 - megaflak (06/08/2014) [-]
Damn dude... and I thought 200 hours was impressive
User avatar #951745 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
just updated the page with my newer ones.
The USP is the most expensive skin i have with my awp around the same
User avatar #951746 - megaflak (06/08/2014) [-]
What was the cost?
User avatar #951750 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
holy shit i just checked, the sticker is 18€ now lol
User avatar #951751 - megaflak (06/08/2014) [-]
Sell that shit o.o
User avatar #951752 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
It's on my p90 , cant take it off lol.
Looks cool anyway so idc.
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=254062874
User avatar #951753 - megaflak (06/08/2014) [-]
10/10 would buy sticker again
User avatar #951755 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
Well i got it for like 2eu so it was ok lol.
but i updated the page with my new skins
User avatar #951748 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
Around 5 eu, actually my p90 Trigon was also around that because it was new.
And the IBP holo sticker on it was 2€ when i got it but was like 10€ lately
User avatar #951742 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
I only have 236 hours, and actually the pic isn't updated.
If you go to my inventory theres newer ones
#951713 - Just use both. If I want a game not on steam that's on origin …  [+] (28 new replies) 06/08/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#951715 - anonymous (06/08/2014) [-]
but muh steam
muh fatass lord gabe
but muh shitty valve gaems
User avatar #951714 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
Why use both when the games on origin aren't as good?
User avatar #951716 - megaflak (06/08/2014) [-]
That's really an opinion question, and I personally enjoy both of the selection of games on both steam and origin
User avatar #951717 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
The only game I kinda like is bf3 on origin, and i still never play it
User avatar #951718 - megaflak (06/08/2014) [-]
Why's that? Is it just inconvenient to open up origin to play one game?
User avatar #951720 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, and I don't like it more than other games i play.
CSGO > Battlefield
User avatar #951730 - megaflak (06/08/2014) [-]
Again, that would be an opinion question

On a sidenote: CSGO is fucking awesome
User avatar #951894 - averagewhitekid (06/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, but have you exceeded silver yet?
User avatar #951895 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
tfw i did
tfw deranked once again
also why do you want to show your epeen off so much
User avatar #951896 - averagewhitekid (06/08/2014) [-]
I was just poking fun bby
So you are actually still in silver though, just for the record?
User avatar #951898 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
yeah i got deranked after last game
User avatar #951899 - averagewhitekid (06/08/2014) [-]
well shiet
You still play with Banana?
I got my third alt account unranked now, if you guys want to play together sometime
User avatar #951900 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
banana got random vac ban remember
i do play with sluge, i carried his fat ass into gold lol

i played with some other pretty shit friends the last 2 games and got deranked cus of that.
User avatar #952357 - sluge (06/08/2014) [-]
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHno
User avatar #951903 - averagewhitekid (06/08/2014) [-]
oh yeah
Well, if you two want to play with me sometime, let me know. I always save my alts to play with friends
User avatar #951905 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
sure m8
i probably have you on steam

also sluge is now gold nova 1 and im elite silver master thingy
csgo-stats.com/c/76561198041827164,Timmeeh/
User avatar #951907 - averagewhitekid (06/08/2014) [-]
Aight, cool
Yeah just hit me up sometime
User avatar #951738 - megaflak (06/08/2014) [-]
Damn dude... and I thought 200 hours was impressive
User avatar #951745 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
just updated the page with my newer ones.
The USP is the most expensive skin i have with my awp around the same
User avatar #951746 - megaflak (06/08/2014) [-]
What was the cost?
User avatar #951750 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
holy shit i just checked, the sticker is 18€ now lol
User avatar #951751 - megaflak (06/08/2014) [-]
Sell that shit o.o
User avatar #951752 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
It's on my p90 , cant take it off lol.
Looks cool anyway so idc.
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=254062874
User avatar #951753 - megaflak (06/08/2014) [-]
10/10 would buy sticker again
User avatar #951755 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
Well i got it for like 2eu so it was ok lol.
but i updated the page with my new skins
User avatar #951748 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
Around 5 eu, actually my p90 Trigon was also around that because it was new.
And the IBP holo sticker on it was 2€ when i got it but was like 10€ lately
User avatar #951742 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
I only have 236 hours, and actually the pic isn't updated.
If you go to my inventory theres newer ones
#951710 - The dlc is just overpriced but it's good enough (except for th…  [+] (30 new replies) 06/08/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #951712 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
and why should i get these then if i can get better games on steam for less?
User avatar #951713 - megaflak (06/08/2014) [-]
Just use both. If I want a game not on steam that's on origin I see no reason not to go get it there. If there isn't a game you want on origin go to steam. Co-existing isn't so hard.
#951715 - anonymous (06/08/2014) [-]
but muh steam
muh fatass lord gabe
but muh shitty valve gaems
User avatar #951714 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
Why use both when the games on origin aren't as good?
User avatar #951716 - megaflak (06/08/2014) [-]
That's really an opinion question, and I personally enjoy both of the selection of games on both steam and origin
User avatar #951717 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
The only game I kinda like is bf3 on origin, and i still never play it
User avatar #951718 - megaflak (06/08/2014) [-]
Why's that? Is it just inconvenient to open up origin to play one game?
User avatar #951720 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, and I don't like it more than other games i play.
CSGO > Battlefield
User avatar #951730 - megaflak (06/08/2014) [-]
Again, that would be an opinion question

On a sidenote: CSGO is fucking awesome
User avatar #951894 - averagewhitekid (06/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, but have you exceeded silver yet?
User avatar #951895 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
tfw i did
tfw deranked once again
also why do you want to show your epeen off so much
User avatar #951896 - averagewhitekid (06/08/2014) [-]
I was just poking fun bby
So you are actually still in silver though, just for the record?
User avatar #951898 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
yeah i got deranked after last game
User avatar #951899 - averagewhitekid (06/08/2014) [-]
well shiet
You still play with Banana?
I got my third alt account unranked now, if you guys want to play together sometime
User avatar #951900 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
banana got random vac ban remember
i do play with sluge, i carried his fat ass into gold lol

i played with some other pretty shit friends the last 2 games and got deranked cus of that.
User avatar #952357 - sluge (06/08/2014) [-]
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHno
User avatar #951903 - averagewhitekid (06/08/2014) [-]
oh yeah
Well, if you two want to play with me sometime, let me know. I always save my alts to play with friends
User avatar #951905 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
sure m8
i probably have you on steam

also sluge is now gold nova 1 and im elite silver master thingy
csgo-stats.com/c/76561198041827164,Timmeeh/
User avatar #951907 - averagewhitekid (06/08/2014) [-]
Aight, cool
Yeah just hit me up sometime
User avatar #951738 - megaflak (06/08/2014) [-]
Damn dude... and I thought 200 hours was impressive
User avatar #951745 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
just updated the page with my newer ones.
The USP is the most expensive skin i have with my awp around the same
User avatar #951746 - megaflak (06/08/2014) [-]
What was the cost?
User avatar #951750 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
holy shit i just checked, the sticker is 18€ now lol
User avatar #951751 - megaflak (06/08/2014) [-]
Sell that shit o.o
User avatar #951752 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
It's on my p90 , cant take it off lol.
Looks cool anyway so idc.
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=254062874
User avatar #951753 - megaflak (06/08/2014) [-]
10/10 would buy sticker again
User avatar #951755 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
Well i got it for like 2eu so it was ok lol.
but i updated the page with my new skins
User avatar #951748 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
Around 5 eu, actually my p90 Trigon was also around that because it was new.
And the IBP holo sticker on it was 2€ when i got it but was like 10€ lately
User avatar #951742 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
I only have 236 hours, and actually the pic isn't updated.
If you go to my inventory theres newer ones
#951707 - That ******* picture alone made me laugh more tha… 06/08/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#951704 - In my opinion, EA isn't that bad. I don't understand why peopl…  [+] (44 new replies) 06/08/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#951770 - adunsaveme (06/08/2014) [-]
Here take this
#951725 - epicscorpion (06/08/2014) [-]
Dictators aren't bad, even though the militarism and general bullshit they do is annoying.
#951728 - megaflak (06/08/2014) [-]
I don't think a video game company is exactly bad enough to be compared to a dictator
#951731 - epicscorpion (06/08/2014) [-]
The distinction you're making still stands clear, though. You're saying they're not bad, even though they're doing bad things.
User avatar #951733 - megaflak (06/08/2014) [-]
The games quality, by itself, isn't the issue however. It's the "marketing" that they are doing, and that's a problem by itself
#951741 - epicscorpion (06/08/2014) [-]
The games quality is affected, however, when they do this bullshit. Things like releasing the same shit every year, not getting a complete game without paying extra, and DRM-riddled bullshit, not to mention horrible middle-men launcher clones like Origin that you just have to sit through. The marketing ploys aren't the only thing that's bothering us.
#951744 - megaflak (06/08/2014) [-]
That's actually a really good point, and I would have to agree with you on that one
User avatar #951740 - MrDeadiron (06/08/2014) [-]
No chopping off parts of games and selling them to make a higher profit is what's wrong with them.
User avatar #951721 - tiagodisouza (06/08/2014) [-]
I pirate games regardless of devs, fuck buying games at full price
User avatar #951708 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
>dlc shit
>origin is shit
>prices are shit
>faking the download speed

>games are good most of the time
>dead space 3, battlefield 4
User avatar #951726 - ghostninja (06/08/2014) [-]
Dead space 3 is pretty good
User avatar #951729 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
I'm not a fan of deadspace anyway, liked 3 the least.
User avatar #951710 - megaflak (06/08/2014) [-]
The dlc is just overpriced but it's good enough (except for the sims dlc packs, that was fucking horrendous) and as for origin, it's annoying but it gets the job done enough. As for Deadspace 3 and bf4, I thought they were "ok", not terrible, not close to good, but ok.
User avatar #951712 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
and why should i get these then if i can get better games on steam for less?
User avatar #951713 - megaflak (06/08/2014) [-]
Just use both. If I want a game not on steam that's on origin I see no reason not to go get it there. If there isn't a game you want on origin go to steam. Co-existing isn't so hard.
#951715 - anonymous (06/08/2014) [-]
but muh steam
muh fatass lord gabe
but muh shitty valve gaems
User avatar #951714 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
Why use both when the games on origin aren't as good?
User avatar #951716 - megaflak (06/08/2014) [-]
That's really an opinion question, and I personally enjoy both of the selection of games on both steam and origin
User avatar #951717 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
The only game I kinda like is bf3 on origin, and i still never play it
User avatar #951718 - megaflak (06/08/2014) [-]
Why's that? Is it just inconvenient to open up origin to play one game?
User avatar #951720 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, and I don't like it more than other games i play.
CSGO > Battlefield
User avatar #951730 - megaflak (06/08/2014) [-]
Again, that would be an opinion question

On a sidenote: CSGO is fucking awesome
User avatar #951894 - averagewhitekid (06/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, but have you exceeded silver yet?
User avatar #951895 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
tfw i did
tfw deranked once again
also why do you want to show your epeen off so much
User avatar #951896 - averagewhitekid (06/08/2014) [-]
I was just poking fun bby
So you are actually still in silver though, just for the record?
User avatar #951898 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
yeah i got deranked after last game
User avatar #951899 - averagewhitekid (06/08/2014) [-]
well shiet
You still play with Banana?
I got my third alt account unranked now, if you guys want to play together sometime
User avatar #951900 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
banana got random vac ban remember
i do play with sluge, i carried his fat ass into gold lol

i played with some other pretty shit friends the last 2 games and got deranked cus of that.
User avatar #952357 - sluge (06/08/2014) [-]
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHno
User avatar #951903 - averagewhitekid (06/08/2014) [-]
oh yeah
Well, if you two want to play with me sometime, let me know. I always save my alts to play with friends
User avatar #951905 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
sure m8
i probably have you on steam

also sluge is now gold nova 1 and im elite silver master thingy
csgo-stats.com/c/76561198041827164,Timmeeh/
User avatar #951907 - averagewhitekid (06/08/2014) [-]
Aight, cool
Yeah just hit me up sometime
User avatar #951738 - megaflak (06/08/2014) [-]
Damn dude... and I thought 200 hours was impressive
User avatar #951745 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
just updated the page with my newer ones.
The USP is the most expensive skin i have with my awp around the same
User avatar #951746 - megaflak (06/08/2014) [-]
What was the cost?
User avatar #951750 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
holy shit i just checked, the sticker is 18€ now lol
User avatar #951751 - megaflak (06/08/2014) [-]
Sell that shit o.o
User avatar #951752 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
It's on my p90 , cant take it off lol.
Looks cool anyway so idc.
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=254062874
User avatar #951753 - megaflak (06/08/2014) [-]
10/10 would buy sticker again
User avatar #951755 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
Well i got it for like 2eu so it was ok lol.
but i updated the page with my new skins
User avatar #951748 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
Around 5 eu, actually my p90 Trigon was also around that because it was new.
And the IBP holo sticker on it was 2€ when i got it but was like 10€ lately
User avatar #951742 - Timmietim (06/08/2014) [-]
I only have 236 hours, and actually the pic isn't updated.
If you go to my inventory theres newer ones
User avatar #951705 - misteranderson (06/08/2014) [-]
>EA isn't that bad
>prices and general bullshit they do is annoying
>very important reasons why EA is therefore bad
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#85 - Bobtheblob (06/08/2014) [-]
doubt.jpg
#132 - munchyman (06/08/2014) [-]
"Pearl Harbor 2: Electric Bogaloo"
#116 - SuperHyperCrazy (06/08/2014) [-]
Pearl Harbor 2: Electric Bogaloo
#155 - munchyman (06/08/2014) [-]
I didn't even look at the replies, and I ended up posting the exact same thing as you. I wasn't trying to steal your idea or anything. Sorry.
#157 - SuperHyperCrazy (06/08/2014) [-]
It's alright!

<<you should live life like this guy
#110 - blacklightsun (06/08/2014) [-]
"Nagasucki my balls"
#82 - anonymous (06/08/2014) [-]
dat 4chan pasta.
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he will also be voicing groot in guardians of the galaxy. so that's pretty awesome
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User avatar #109 - ragingbrony (06/02/2014) [-]
JUST roommates
As in no sex
Hot girl lives with him
He gets horny a lot
Masturbates a lot
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User avatar #170 - greatgranpapy (06/02/2014) [-]
North Korea if they really, really fucked up a missile launch bound for Europe or something...
User avatar #173 - satrenkotheone (06/02/2014) [-]
I think they'd manage to fuck up that missile launch even if it was intended for South Korea.
#174 - greatgranpapy (06/02/2014) [-]
You're right...
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User avatar #36 - blubblub (06/01/2014) [-]
Japan
User avatar #29 - jaegarbombastic (06/01/2014) [-]
Mine is just now getting into highschool.

She's like 6'3 or something
User avatar #30 - lilbigjoker (06/01/2014) [-]
My sis is heading to university and shes 7'4 :/
User avatar #38 - lateday (06/01/2014) [-]
Mine just got married and she's 9'10
User avatar #43 - liero (06/01/2014) [-]
Mine just got divorced, she's a little over 16'
User avatar #31 - jaegarbombastic (06/01/2014) [-]
Mine hasn't even hit her growth spurt.

I feel you.

You're older? Or younger than her?
#26 - anonymous (06/01/2014) [-]
people in animes always look way younger that they are.
User avatar #32 - yunogasaii (06/01/2014) [-]
Ever heard of Yoko Littner?
User avatar #24 - undeadmaus (06/01/2014) [-]
The japanese are short but I get what you say I'm in highschool and some kids there look like they're 6th graders
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User avatar #364 - phantomi (05/26/2014) [-]
once you have a castle or town you can hire a castelan who you can ask to send out recruiters to gather new troops for the garrisons, you can tell them where to go and how many to get before returning but if you will have to defend them from looters and things

so leave about half in your castle and follow your recruiter
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User avatar #91 - scoutyderpy (6 hours ago) [-]
Space Hitler: Part 2
Space Hitler Strikes Back
User avatar #92 to #91 - scoutyderpy (6 hours ago) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 8** Eat a pretzel
User avatar #93 to #92 - megaflak (6 hours ago) [-]
Not only did you eat a pretzel, you win a lottery when you bought the pretzel! There is either a prize of

-Battle Cruiser
or
-Tickets to Saturday Night Live
User avatar #94 to #93 - scoutyderpy (6 hours ago) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 2** Choose the SNL tickets.
User avatar #95 to #94 - megaflak (6 hours ago) [-]
You take them and before you know it the air picks them up and carries them in the wind.

You decide it's time to rise up in the ranks. You can proclaim yourself Fuhrer of Germany, America, or both.
User avatar #96 to #95 - scoutyderpy (6 hours ago) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 3** Buy 152 pretzels
User avatar #97 to #96 - megaflak (6 hours ago) [-]
You have no money.
User avatar #98 to #97 - scoutyderpy (6 hours ago) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 1**Sell Germany and get 933,000,000,000 dollars.
User avatar #99 to #98 - megaflak (6 hours ago) [-]
They revolt and exile you to america

German -100/100
America 0/100
User avatar #100 to #99 - scoutyderpy (6 hours ago) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 2** Go back to Quazar and disguise as Space Putin
User avatar #101 to #100 - megaflak (6 hours ago) [-]
They discover you and exile you to America. Again.

America: -50
Quazar -100
User avatar #102 to #101 - scoutyderpy (6 hours ago) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 7** Go to Quazar and sleep.
User avatar #103 to #102 - megaflak (6 hours ago) [-]
You manage to fly back to Quazar and rest

Strength: 5/10
Intelligence: 7/10
Agility: 5/10
Charisma: 6/10
User avatar #104 to #103 - scoutyderpy (6 hours ago) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 1** Go to America and bring the pretzels
#105 to #104 - megaflak (6 hours ago) [-]
The americans, fed up with your shenanigans, decide to kill you when your plane docked.

You have died.

In this game you

-Bought pretzels
-Did not rise to power
-Crashed a cruiser
-Fell asleep (a lot)
-Titled yourself Space Hitler
-bought more pretzels
User avatar #70 - megaflak (7 hours ago) [-]
Space Hitler: Part 2
Revenge of The Sleeping *******

You go back to sleep

YOUR STATS ARE:

Strength: 5/10
Intelligence: 7/10
Agility: 5/10
Charisma: 3/10
User avatar #71 to #70 - scoutyderpy (7 hours ago) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 6** Go back to sleep
User avatar #72 to #71 - megaflak (6 hours ago) [-]
Space Hitler decides to go look for a crew, now that he is very well rested. He will either go to

Earth
Elsewhere
User avatar #73 to #72 - scoutyderpy (6 hours ago) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 1**
Go to mars
User avatar #74 to #73 - megaflak (6 hours ago) [-]
Your ship crashes and lands on earth. You seem to be on the german border. You have minor scrapes and bruises due to your advanced cargo ship storage area.
User avatar #75 to #74 - scoutyderpy (6 hours ago) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 6** Go to sleep on the side of the road.
User avatar #76 to #75 - megaflak (6 hours ago) [-]
You fall asleep on the side of the road, and after 8 hours you hear a ship passing by. They call to you and ask you to hop aboard. However, do to your above average INT you spot that they bear the colors of a pirate. What do you do?

YOUR STATS ARE:

Strength: 5/10
Intelligence: 7/10
Agility: 5/10
Charisma: 3/10
User avatar #77 to #76 - scoutyderpy (6 hours ago) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 8** Place C4 all over the ship.
User avatar #78 to #77 - megaflak (6 hours ago) [-]
You dismiss them and they start to float away. However, you sneak near their ship and strap C4 on the bottom of the ship and move a safe distance away.
User avatar #79 to #78 - scoutyderpy (6 hours ago) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 4** It blows up and I salvage parts from it to make a plane
User avatar #80 to #79 - megaflak (6 hours ago) [-]
You manage to blow it up, but you weren't able to salvage parts from it. You did, however earn the respect of the German people, as the whole thing was recorded on TV.
User avatar #81 to #80 - scoutyderpy (6 hours ago) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 9** I go to the german airforce base.
User avatar #82 to #81 - megaflak (6 hours ago) [-]
You enter the base, greeted with applause. They government gives you an honorary Battle Cruiser, with a full crew of 50 for destroying the notorious Norse Pirate, and offer you a position in their government. (From here you can obtain power on Earth)
User avatar #83 to #82 - scoutyderpy (6 hours ago) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 9** I take a plane and go to the U.S.
User avatar #84 to #83 - megaflak (6 hours ago) [-]
You take a deluxe flight onboard when the plane is targeted by terrorists! Thankfully, the crew of the ship heroiclly fought them off, but you got all the credit. You are now in 'Merica

(American Respect, 50/100
German Respect, 100/100)
User avatar #85 to #84 - scoutyderpy (6 hours ago) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 5** Fly to New York.
User avatar #86 to #85 - megaflak (6 hours ago) [-]
You flew to New York with no problems
User avatar #87 to #86 - scoutyderpy (6 hours ago) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 5** Fly down and stop for some pretzels.
User avatar #88 to #87 - megaflak (6 hours ago) [-]
You have obtained some pretzels

(1x) Pretzel
User avatar #89 to #88 - scoutyderpy (6 hours ago) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 9** Fly into the American Trade Center.
User avatar #90 to #89 - megaflak (6 hours ago) [-]
You flew into the trade towers 2.0 and escaped unnoticed. You also earned the respect of the american people, as video taped it looked like you had stopped it from crashing into the second tower

(US - 100)
(Germany - 100)
User avatar #49 - megaflak (7 hours ago) [-]
You are a European King who is secretly gay, and you are marrying the queen of France.
You want to find a ring for her, so you must either go into the town, or go look elsewhere.
User avatar #50 to #49 - scoutyderpy (7 hours ago) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 9** Kill myself
User avatar #51 to #50 - megaflak (7 hours ago) [-]
You killed yourself

You have died.

In this game you

-an hero'd
User avatar #52 to #51 - megaflak (7 hours ago) [-]
You are human in the distant future of 25XX
You are searching for the Yoohoo Milk of the true god shrek

It is either in the treacherous swamps, or the hidden caves of Earth
User avatar #53 to #52 - scoutyderpy (7 hours ago) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 0** Have hot heavy sweaty secks with Shrek.
User avatar #54 to #53 - megaflak (7 hours ago) [-]
You died

In this game you

-What

Retry?
User avatar #55 to #54 - megaflak (7 hours ago) [-]
You are a Roman Soldier stationed in a town near barbarian tribes. They raid the town and set it on fire and you must save it (or run like a bitch)

Will you go to the well, or the hills
User avatar #56 to #55 - scoutyderpy (7 hours ago) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 5** Kill myself.
User avatar #57 to #56 - megaflak (7 hours ago) [-]
You died

in this game you

-an hero'd
User avatar #58 to #57 - megaflak (7 hours ago) [-]
You are a human in the distant future on the planet Quazar, and your quest is to kill everyone. The first place to massacre is either Earth, or a rebel space ship.
User avatar #59 to #58 - scoutyderpy (7 hours ago) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 8**
Kill all the filthy jews.
User avatar #60 to #59 - megaflak (7 hours ago) [-]
You get to work with a your Hitler mustache and you managed to scavenge a small cargo ship that you can fit with guns and gain crew. What will you do now?
User avatar #61 to #60 - scoutyderpy (7 hours ago) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 5** Go home and sleep.
User avatar #62 to #61 - megaflak (7 hours ago) [-]
You go to your deck and fall asleep on your bed

YOUR STATS ARE:

Strength: 5/10
Intelligence: 7/10
Agility: 5/10
Charisma: 3/10
User avatar #63 to #62 - scoutyderpy (7 hours ago) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 1** Go back to sleep.
User avatar #64 to #63 - megaflak (7 hours ago) [-]
You try as hard as you can, but you had just woken up. You remember that your ship needs maintenance, so you decide to go get some crew members. Where you should search for fellow Nazi's?

Earth
Elsewhere
User avatar #65 to #64 - scoutyderpy (7 hours ago) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 2**
Eat soup mixed with sleeping tea.
User avatar #66 to #65 - megaflak (7 hours ago) [-]
You attempt to swallow it but you spill it all over your chest like a ******* retard Space HItler that doesn't go looking for a crew
User avatar #67 to #66 - scoutyderpy (7 hours ago) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 5** I don't gib **** .
I am Space Hitler.
I am going to sleep.
User avatar #68 to #67 - megaflak (7 hours ago) [-]
You fall asleep

YOUR STATS ARE:

Strength: 5/10
Intelligence: 7/10
Agility: 5/10
Charisma: 3/10
User avatar #69 to #68 - scoutyderpy (7 hours ago) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 5** Go back to sleep
User avatar #29 - scoutyderpy (9 hours ago) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 7** I summon in a decoy with fresh meat straight from a pig.
User avatar #30 to #29 - megaflak (9 hours ago) [-]
The dead start to eat the decoy, completely ignoring you, but before you know it, the catacomb doors break open and 4 bandits that were looting the place come out. They see you, dressed in velvet robes, wearing the finest jewelry, and immediately charge at you.
#31 to #30 - scoutyderpy (9 hours ago) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 4**
I make myself invisible and go behind a tree
User avatar #32 to #31 - megaflak (9 hours ago) [-]
It works partially, and you cloak yourself for 2 turns. The bandits noticed you suddenly disappearing, and are now getting dangerously close to you.
User avatar #33 to #32 - scoutyderpy (9 hours ago) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 1** I bite them on the neck and make them into my minions.
User avatar #34 to #33 - megaflak (9 hours ago) [-]
You run up to them to bite them, but they see you and stab you in the head. You have been permanently wounded, and all your future rolls will be subtracted by 1. The last thing you see before blacking out, is them running away with your cloak and jewels, as the dead start to approach you.
#36 to #34 - scoutyderpy (9 hours ago) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 6** I get the knife and stab all of them.
The blue is the mist.
#37 to #36 - megaflak (9 hours ago) [-]
You awake a second later to the dead men and the robbers still running, towards and away! You may be able to get them if you clear the zombies. You grab one of the bandits knives that was dropped and cast a duplicating spell to have enough knives to throw. You are still severely wounded and must try to get to the robbers if you want to get back the map!
User avatar #38 to #37 - scoutyderpy (9 hours ago) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 2** I let them off so I could win all the marbles.
#39 to #38 - megaflak (9 hours ago) [-]
You let them get away with the map, but you are still wounded and bleeding out. You see the open catacomb doors, but there probably isn't anything in there. Will you search the catacombs, go north, go south, go west, or go east? (as you lost the map to the other location since the bandits stole it.
User avatar #40 to #39 - scoutyderpy (9 hours ago) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 5** I go home and go into my room and play an RP game on Funnyjunk.
User avatar #41 to #40 - megaflak (9 hours ago) [-]
You attempt to go home, but you remember you're a black wizard and you don't know what a "funnyfunk" or a "arpee" is. (2 turns till bleedout/death)
User avatar #42 to #41 - scoutyderpy (9 hours ago) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 8** I go home and sleep.
User avatar #43 to #42 - megaflak (9 hours ago) [-]
Since you sold your home to go on an adventure, you make a makeshift cabin with a spell out the tree that you felled earlier. Your wound also closes a little bit.(You have a new homebase that you can reach by rolling 4 or above) (5 turns till bleedout)
User avatar #45 to #43 - megaflak (9 hours ago) [-]
Also, Day 1 is now over and your stats are

Health 2/10
Strength 5/10
Magic 7/10
Agility 4/10

Score right now is 100 (100 score every day)
User avatar #44 to #43 - scoutyderpy (9 hours ago) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 4** I go to the end of the tree and use some leaves and some stretchy twigs.
User avatar #46 to #44 - megaflak (9 hours ago) [-]
You manage to make a messed up bandage, but when you applied it it breaks apart... you should try using something else to heal your wound (4 turns till bleedout)
User avatar #47 to #46 - scoutyderpy (9 hours ago) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 1**
I make a sharp stick and cut off my arm. I then bandage it and go outside of the tree.
#48 to #47 - megaflak (9 hours ago) [-]
You fail completely and accidently stick it in your eye. You slowly die, writhing in pain while screaming for help.

You have died

In this play through:

-You tried to eat a dog
-You accidentally destroyed a tree and woke up an ancient evil
-You made an onion bracelet
-You were robbed by bandits
-You made a house and was killed by a stick
User avatar #7 - megaflak (10 hours ago) [-]
Ok scouty, lets start


You are a black wizard in the medival era. You are looking for a magical Wand that can grant anything. You know it is either in a graveyard, or a mansion, which do you go to?
User avatar #8 to #7 - scoutyderpy (10 hours ago) [-]
I go to the graveyard of Zlakathla.
User avatar #9 to #8 - megaflak (10 hours ago) [-]
You walk up to the graveyard. A shroud of mist envelops the surrounding area. You see a gate, and a small dog in front of it. Do you want to go inside the gate or find another way?
User avatar #10 to #9 - scoutyderpy (10 hours ago) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 3** I will eat the dog first and then find another way!
User avatar #11 to #10 - megaflak (10 hours ago) [-]
You kick the dog in an attempt to kill it, but it's not as strong as you hoped. It bites your leg and runs off. You start to look for another entrance, and stumble upon a broken up section in the spiked gate. What do you do?
User avatar #12 to #11 - scoutyderpy (10 hours ago) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 1** I rip the fence away with my magic, and try to make it safer.
User avatar #13 to #12 - megaflak (10 hours ago) [-]
Your magic ***** up and it bounces off the fence and into a tree, making it crash into the ground. If there is anything in there, they are definitely awake by now because of that noise.
User avatar #14 to #13 - scoutyderpy (10 hours ago) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 5** I climb the fence and make a shield around me.
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #15 to #14 - megaflak (10 hours ago) [-]
You climb the fence without any problems and cast a shield around yourself. You look around to see a few empty graves and an entrance to a catacomb. Suddenly, you feel something jump onto your back, but your shield deflects it! It's a rotting human, that seems to be heavily armored and has a double-handed sword. What do you do?
User avatar #16 to #15 - scoutyderpy (10 hours ago) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 3** I rip its head off with my bare hands and steal its swords
User avatar #17 to #16 - megaflak (10 hours ago) [-]
It blocks your hands, and attempts to stab you. Your shield has broke and the force of the sword hitting your spell sends you flying backwards. You look up to see another rotting human looking down on you, what do you do?
#18 to #17 - scoutyderpy (10 hours ago) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 2**
I teleport out of there and hide behind a thick tree.
User avatar #19 to #18 - megaflak (10 hours ago) [-]
It stabs you in the leg and you squirm in pain, it has you in it's grasp and you can't get out right now without a healing spell, but it may also be more effective to get rid of both of them right now.
User avatar #21 to #19 - scoutyderpy (10 hours ago) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 3** I cast a spell to teleport Ni ggaless cholas Cage in so I can teleport out of there and hide behind a tree to heal.
Nicholas Cage then screams "BEES! NOT THE BEES! Even though they aren't bees.
User avatar #22 to #21 - megaflak (10 hours ago) [-]
You manage to get a small teleport, but it only manages to move you out of the rotting humans grasp, meanwhile the first one is still approaching you
User avatar #23 to #22 - scoutyderpy (10 hours ago) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 7** I try to teleport in Ni ggaless Cage again.
I heal and make myself invisible.
User avatar #24 to #23 - megaflak (10 hours ago) [-]
You healed and managed to cloak yourself, not only that, but your previous spell kicks in and you manage to get behind the tree. Both of the rotting humans are clueless to your whereabouts, and the cloak will last 3 more turns.
User avatar #25 to #24 - scoutyderpy (10 hours ago) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 030,204,954** I cast in Reggie Fils-Aime and he kills everyone
The End.
User avatar #26 to #25 - megaflak (10 hours ago) [-]
You spell fails miserably and you manage to summon nearly every dead in the graveyard. Your cloak breaks and the gate you jumped in has seemed to patched itself up. You also have an eerie feeling (Something bad will happen in 2 turns!)
User avatar #27 to #26 - scoutyderpy (10 hours ago) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 4**
I summon in an onion necklace around me neck.
I made this.
***********
User avatar #28 to #27 - megaflak (10 hours ago) [-]
You manage to summon a bracelet sized onion ring. The dead have once again spotted you and are moving closer.
User avatar #6 - scoutyderpy (10 hours ago) [-]
Fkn nggrs.
#5 - megaflak (02/23/2014) [-]
Hi ragingbrony

Have a walrus
User avatar #1 - npfortytwo (08/18/2012) [-]
NIPPLE CLAMPS
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