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#117 - **megaflak rolls 1** Use my magic to sense for any traps or …  [+] (16 new replies) 07/12/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
#119 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Just as you do that, you hear heavy breathing...
You turn back.
You see a giant spider.
It is blocking the orb!
You must fight it.







BOSS BATTLE TIME!
To kill this boss battle, you must slice the legs and then the head off the spider.
5+ rolls will get you to slice it.
5- rolls will kill you for how much it is. (like single digits -3)
Once you get its legs, you must get a perfect 9 to slice its head.
For motivation use this boss battle music.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT8faPdO-rg
User avatar #120 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 3** Summon up a mystical sword to chop off all of it's legs, then incinerate the legs
User avatar #123 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You try to slice all of them.
Only one comes off.
User avatar #121 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** Next leg
User avatar #122 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 3** next leg
User avatar #124 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 6**
User avatar #125 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 9**
User avatar #126 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5**
User avatar #127 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5**
User avatar #128 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 2**
User avatar #129 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
The head!
Get the head~!
User avatar #130 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 6** Use cat's agility to distract it
User avatar #132 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 1** Summon a mystical hammer, smash it into head (5+ from skills, 5+ from cat)
User avatar #134 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
#133 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You killed the spider.
You got the orb.
You have your cat.
You win.
No deaths.
Now you must go on another adventure.
To find this cat.
#135 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
The end!
#115 - **megaflak rolls 9** Strike them down, if 9, find the cave  [+] (18 new replies) 07/12/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
User avatar #116 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You go into the cave.
You see the orb.
What do?
User avatar #117 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 1** Use my magic to sense for any traps or living things
#119 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Just as you do that, you hear heavy breathing...
You turn back.
You see a giant spider.
It is blocking the orb!
You must fight it.







BOSS BATTLE TIME!
To kill this boss battle, you must slice the legs and then the head off the spider.
5+ rolls will get you to slice it.
5- rolls will kill you for how much it is. (like single digits -3)
Once you get its legs, you must get a perfect 9 to slice its head.
For motivation use this boss battle music.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT8faPdO-rg
User avatar #120 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 3** Summon up a mystical sword to chop off all of it's legs, then incinerate the legs
User avatar #123 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You try to slice all of them.
Only one comes off.
User avatar #121 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** Next leg
User avatar #122 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 3** next leg
User avatar #124 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 6**
User avatar #125 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 9**
User avatar #126 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5**
User avatar #127 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5**
User avatar #128 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 2**
User avatar #129 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
The head!
Get the head~!
User avatar #130 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 6** Use cat's agility to distract it
User avatar #132 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 1** Summon a mystical hammer, smash it into head (5+ from skills, 5+ from cat)
User avatar #134 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
#133 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You killed the spider.
You got the orb.
You have your cat.
You win.
No deaths.
Now you must go on another adventure.
To find this cat.
#135 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
The end!
#113 - **megaflak rolls 7**  [+] (20 new replies) 07/12/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
User avatar #114 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
A group of Jehovah's Witness's come infront of you.
5 turns for a chat and a shield in return
OR
Run like hell.
User avatar #115 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 9** Strike them down, if 9, find the cave
User avatar #116 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You go into the cave.
You see the orb.
What do?
User avatar #117 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 1** Use my magic to sense for any traps or living things
#119 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Just as you do that, you hear heavy breathing...
You turn back.
You see a giant spider.
It is blocking the orb!
You must fight it.







BOSS BATTLE TIME!
To kill this boss battle, you must slice the legs and then the head off the spider.
5+ rolls will get you to slice it.
5- rolls will kill you for how much it is. (like single digits -3)
Once you get its legs, you must get a perfect 9 to slice its head.
For motivation use this boss battle music.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT8faPdO-rg
User avatar #120 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 3** Summon up a mystical sword to chop off all of it's legs, then incinerate the legs
User avatar #123 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You try to slice all of them.
Only one comes off.
User avatar #121 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** Next leg
User avatar #122 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 3** next leg
User avatar #124 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 6**
User avatar #125 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 9**
User avatar #126 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5**
User avatar #127 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5**
User avatar #128 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 2**
User avatar #129 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
The head!
Get the head~!
User avatar #130 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 6** Use cat's agility to distract it
User avatar #132 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 1** Summon a mystical hammer, smash it into head (5+ from skills, 5+ from cat)
User avatar #134 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
#133 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You killed the spider.
You got the orb.
You have your cat.
You win.
No deaths.
Now you must go on another adventure.
To find this cat.
#135 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
The end!
#111 - **megaflak rolls 2** I go east, in hopes to stumble upon the mine  [+] (22 new replies) 07/12/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
User avatar #112 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Instead of the mine you find an abandoned bandit cave...
-5 Explore it
+5 Keep walking
User avatar #113 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7**
User avatar #114 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
A group of Jehovah's Witness's come infront of you.
5 turns for a chat and a shield in return
OR
Run like hell.
User avatar #115 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 9** Strike them down, if 9, find the cave
User avatar #116 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You go into the cave.
You see the orb.
What do?
User avatar #117 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 1** Use my magic to sense for any traps or living things
#119 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Just as you do that, you hear heavy breathing...
You turn back.
You see a giant spider.
It is blocking the orb!
You must fight it.







BOSS BATTLE TIME!
To kill this boss battle, you must slice the legs and then the head off the spider.
5+ rolls will get you to slice it.
5- rolls will kill you for how much it is. (like single digits -3)
Once you get its legs, you must get a perfect 9 to slice its head.
For motivation use this boss battle music.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT8faPdO-rg
User avatar #120 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 3** Summon up a mystical sword to chop off all of it's legs, then incinerate the legs
User avatar #123 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You try to slice all of them.
Only one comes off.
User avatar #121 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** Next leg
User avatar #122 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 3** next leg
User avatar #124 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 6**
User avatar #125 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 9**
User avatar #126 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5**
User avatar #127 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5**
User avatar #128 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 2**
User avatar #129 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
The head!
Get the head~!
User avatar #130 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 6** Use cat's agility to distract it
User avatar #132 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 1** Summon a mystical hammer, smash it into head (5+ from skills, 5+ from cat)
User avatar #134 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
#133 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You killed the spider.
You got the orb.
You have your cat.
You win.
No deaths.
Now you must go on another adventure.
To find this cat.
#135 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
The end!
#109 - **megaflak rolls 0** I make a map in the dirt from memory an…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
User avatar #110 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Your cat goes on the map and rolls in it.
That was your only source and you couldn't bring it with you to the mines.
What do?
#106 - **megaflak rolls 5** Destroy the entrance with explosive mag…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/12/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
User avatar #107 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You destroy the enterance and they're trapped.
You now look at the map.
It's somewhere in the map.
But the map is scrambled!
You try to figure out the glyphs.
What do you do?
#108 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Map.
#109 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 0** I make a map in the dirt from memory and set out on my journey to get to the abandoned mine
User avatar #110 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Your cat goes on the map and rolls in it.
That was your only source and you couldn't bring it with you to the mines.
What do?
#104 - **megaflak rolls 3** Go to the abandoned mine  [+] (6 new replies) 07/12/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
User avatar #105 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
As you go outside, someone claims that you're the criminal.
You call them crazy.
The guards believe them.
You get your kitty and run to where?
User avatar #106 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** Destroy the entrance with explosive magic, trapping them inside. Then, go to the abandoned mine
User avatar #107 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You destroy the enterance and they're trapped.
You now look at the map.
It's somewhere in the map.
But the map is scrambled!
You try to figure out the glyphs.
What do you do?
#108 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Map.
#109 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 0** I make a map in the dirt from memory and set out on my journey to get to the abandoned mine
User avatar #110 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Your cat goes on the map and rolls in it.
That was your only source and you couldn't bring it with you to the mines.
What do?
#14 - Holy **** 07/12/2014 on Don't mess with rolls +10
#102 - **megaflak rolls 6** Tell them to follow closely behind me, …  [+] (8 new replies) 07/12/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
User avatar #103 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
The 3 guards follow you as you enter the refinery.
As you enter, you see a few cows.
You see a bucket of milk.
You squeeze a few buckets of milk for your cat.
The cat drinks it up.
The cat seems that it hasn't seen milk in weeks.
As you enter, you see a few people.
They're handing out flyers with your face on it.
Your old face on it.
You act as natural as you can.
They walk past.
They don't suspect anything.
There's nothing left here.
You decide to go outside and find what to do.
User avatar #104 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 3** Go to the abandoned mine
User avatar #105 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
As you go outside, someone claims that you're the criminal.
You call them crazy.
The guards believe them.
You get your kitty and run to where?
User avatar #106 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** Destroy the entrance with explosive magic, trapping them inside. Then, go to the abandoned mine
User avatar #107 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You destroy the enterance and they're trapped.
You now look at the map.
It's somewhere in the map.
But the map is scrambled!
You try to figure out the glyphs.
What do you do?
#108 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Map.
#109 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 0** I make a map in the dirt from memory and set out on my journey to get to the abandoned mine
User avatar #110 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Your cat goes on the map and rolls in it.
That was your only source and you couldn't bring it with you to the mines.
What do?
#100 - **megaflak rolls 5** Pay 5000 gold for a fully protected, ar…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/12/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
User avatar #101 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You fall asleep while in it.




STATS FOR DAY 5:
HP: 17/20
Agility: 0/50
Strength: 0/50
Intelligence: 50/50

LOOT FOR DAY 4
No loot.

PET STATS FOR DAY 4:
HP: 9/10
Agility: 10/10
Strength: 9/10
Intelligence: 0/10









You wake up the next day at the tap of the shoulder of a guard.
You get out of the caravan and go to the milk refinery.
What now?
User avatar #102 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 6** Tell them to follow closely behind me, and to enter with me into the refinery
User avatar #103 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
The 3 guards follow you as you enter the refinery.
As you enter, you see a few cows.
You see a bucket of milk.
You squeeze a few buckets of milk for your cat.
The cat drinks it up.
The cat seems that it hasn't seen milk in weeks.
As you enter, you see a few people.
They're handing out flyers with your face on it.
Your old face on it.
You act as natural as you can.
They walk past.
They don't suspect anything.
There's nothing left here.
You decide to go outside and find what to do.
User avatar #104 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 3** Go to the abandoned mine
User avatar #105 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
As you go outside, someone claims that you're the criminal.
You call them crazy.
The guards believe them.
You get your kitty and run to where?
User avatar #106 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** Destroy the entrance with explosive magic, trapping them inside. Then, go to the abandoned mine
User avatar #107 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You destroy the enterance and they're trapped.
You now look at the map.
It's somewhere in the map.
But the map is scrambled!
You try to figure out the glyphs.
What do you do?
#108 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Map.
#109 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 0** I make a map in the dirt from memory and set out on my journey to get to the abandoned mine
User avatar #110 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Your cat goes on the map and rolls in it.
That was your only source and you couldn't bring it with you to the mines.
What do?
#98 - **megaflak rolls 4** Leave my cat to the most fine pet train…  [+] (12 new replies) 07/12/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
User avatar #99 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Your cat gets
+10 Agility.
+9 Strength
You get
+20 Intel (MAXED)
What now?
User avatar #100 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** Pay 5000 gold for a fully protected, armored transport caravan, and tell the driver to go to the Milk Refinery
User avatar #101 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You fall asleep while in it.




STATS FOR DAY 5:
HP: 17/20
Agility: 0/50
Strength: 0/50
Intelligence: 50/50

LOOT FOR DAY 4
No loot.

PET STATS FOR DAY 4:
HP: 9/10
Agility: 10/10
Strength: 9/10
Intelligence: 0/10









You wake up the next day at the tap of the shoulder of a guard.
You get out of the caravan and go to the milk refinery.
What now?
User avatar #102 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 6** Tell them to follow closely behind me, and to enter with me into the refinery
User avatar #103 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
The 3 guards follow you as you enter the refinery.
As you enter, you see a few cows.
You see a bucket of milk.
You squeeze a few buckets of milk for your cat.
The cat drinks it up.
The cat seems that it hasn't seen milk in weeks.
As you enter, you see a few people.
They're handing out flyers with your face on it.
Your old face on it.
You act as natural as you can.
They walk past.
They don't suspect anything.
There's nothing left here.
You decide to go outside and find what to do.
User avatar #104 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 3** Go to the abandoned mine
User avatar #105 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
As you go outside, someone claims that you're the criminal.
You call them crazy.
The guards believe them.
You get your kitty and run to where?
User avatar #106 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** Destroy the entrance with explosive magic, trapping them inside. Then, go to the abandoned mine
User avatar #107 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You destroy the enterance and they're trapped.
You now look at the map.
It's somewhere in the map.
But the map is scrambled!
You try to figure out the glyphs.
What do you do?
#108 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Map.
#109 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 0** I make a map in the dirt from memory and set out on my journey to get to the abandoned mine
User avatar #110 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Your cat goes on the map and rolls in it.
That was your only source and you couldn't bring it with you to the mines.
What do?
#95 - **megaflak rolls 3** I sell all my jewels and chicken to end…  [+] (14 new replies) 07/12/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
User avatar #97 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You now go to the proving grounds.
What do you do now?

User avatar #98 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 4** Leave my cat to the most fine pet trainers in the realm, and get trained by the best mages in the land. I'll use 1000 gold to pay for all of this, and to ensure I get at least a 20 bonus for both of us
User avatar #99 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Your cat gets
+10 Agility.
+9 Strength
You get
+20 Intel (MAXED)
What now?
User avatar #100 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** Pay 5000 gold for a fully protected, armored transport caravan, and tell the driver to go to the Milk Refinery
User avatar #101 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You fall asleep while in it.




STATS FOR DAY 5:
HP: 17/20
Agility: 0/50
Strength: 0/50
Intelligence: 50/50

LOOT FOR DAY 4
No loot.

PET STATS FOR DAY 4:
HP: 9/10
Agility: 10/10
Strength: 9/10
Intelligence: 0/10









You wake up the next day at the tap of the shoulder of a guard.
You get out of the caravan and go to the milk refinery.
What now?
User avatar #102 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 6** Tell them to follow closely behind me, and to enter with me into the refinery
User avatar #103 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
The 3 guards follow you as you enter the refinery.
As you enter, you see a few cows.
You see a bucket of milk.
You squeeze a few buckets of milk for your cat.
The cat drinks it up.
The cat seems that it hasn't seen milk in weeks.
As you enter, you see a few people.
They're handing out flyers with your face on it.
Your old face on it.
You act as natural as you can.
They walk past.
They don't suspect anything.
There's nothing left here.
You decide to go outside and find what to do.
User avatar #104 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 3** Go to the abandoned mine
User avatar #105 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
As you go outside, someone claims that you're the criminal.
You call them crazy.
The guards believe them.
You get your kitty and run to where?
User avatar #106 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** Destroy the entrance with explosive magic, trapping them inside. Then, go to the abandoned mine
User avatar #107 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You destroy the enterance and they're trapped.
You now look at the map.
It's somewhere in the map.
But the map is scrambled!
You try to figure out the glyphs.
What do you do?
#108 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Map.
#109 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 0** I make a map in the dirt from memory and set out on my journey to get to the abandoned mine
User avatar #110 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Your cat goes on the map and rolls in it.
That was your only source and you couldn't bring it with you to the mines.
What do?
#93 - **megaflak rolls 9** Go to the nearest large city, or until …  [+] (16 new replies) 07/12/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
User avatar #94 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You hit the jackpot and you find yourself in the big city.
There is blood on your face from when you fell down and now you are in the city.
You see dozens of shops around you.
You can see some proving grounds.
OR
You can buy some things in the shop.
User avatar #95 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 3** I sell all my jewels and chicken to end up with 13 k gold.
User avatar #97 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You now go to the proving grounds.
What do you do now?

User avatar #98 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 4** Leave my cat to the most fine pet trainers in the realm, and get trained by the best mages in the land. I'll use 1000 gold to pay for all of this, and to ensure I get at least a 20 bonus for both of us
User avatar #99 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Your cat gets
+10 Agility.
+9 Strength
You get
+20 Intel (MAXED)
What now?
User avatar #100 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** Pay 5000 gold for a fully protected, armored transport caravan, and tell the driver to go to the Milk Refinery
User avatar #101 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You fall asleep while in it.




STATS FOR DAY 5:
HP: 17/20
Agility: 0/50
Strength: 0/50
Intelligence: 50/50

LOOT FOR DAY 4
No loot.

PET STATS FOR DAY 4:
HP: 9/10
Agility: 10/10
Strength: 9/10
Intelligence: 0/10









You wake up the next day at the tap of the shoulder of a guard.
You get out of the caravan and go to the milk refinery.
What now?
User avatar #102 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 6** Tell them to follow closely behind me, and to enter with me into the refinery
User avatar #103 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
The 3 guards follow you as you enter the refinery.
As you enter, you see a few cows.
You see a bucket of milk.
You squeeze a few buckets of milk for your cat.
The cat drinks it up.
The cat seems that it hasn't seen milk in weeks.
As you enter, you see a few people.
They're handing out flyers with your face on it.
Your old face on it.
You act as natural as you can.
They walk past.
They don't suspect anything.
There's nothing left here.
You decide to go outside and find what to do.
User avatar #104 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 3** Go to the abandoned mine
User avatar #105 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
As you go outside, someone claims that you're the criminal.
You call them crazy.
The guards believe them.
You get your kitty and run to where?
User avatar #106 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** Destroy the entrance with explosive magic, trapping them inside. Then, go to the abandoned mine
User avatar #107 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You destroy the enterance and they're trapped.
You now look at the map.
It's somewhere in the map.
But the map is scrambled!
You try to figure out the glyphs.
What do you do?
#108 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Map.
#109 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 0** I make a map in the dirt from memory and set out on my journey to get to the abandoned mine
User avatar #110 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Your cat goes on the map and rolls in it.
That was your only source and you couldn't bring it with you to the mines.
What do?
#91 - **megaflak rolls 0** Ignore and keep going on. Look at the m…  [+] (18 new replies) 07/12/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
User avatar #92 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You fall off the house and fall into a ditch!
-3 HP
Your cat lands on you so it only loses 1 HP.
What now?
User avatar #93 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 9** Go to the nearest large city, or until a caravan passes by
User avatar #94 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You hit the jackpot and you find yourself in the big city.
There is blood on your face from when you fell down and now you are in the city.
You see dozens of shops around you.
You can see some proving grounds.
OR
You can buy some things in the shop.
User avatar #95 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 3** I sell all my jewels and chicken to end up with 13 k gold.
User avatar #97 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You now go to the proving grounds.
What do you do now?

User avatar #98 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 4** Leave my cat to the most fine pet trainers in the realm, and get trained by the best mages in the land. I'll use 1000 gold to pay for all of this, and to ensure I get at least a 20 bonus for both of us
User avatar #99 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Your cat gets
+10 Agility.
+9 Strength
You get
+20 Intel (MAXED)
What now?
User avatar #100 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** Pay 5000 gold for a fully protected, armored transport caravan, and tell the driver to go to the Milk Refinery
User avatar #101 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You fall asleep while in it.




STATS FOR DAY 5:
HP: 17/20
Agility: 0/50
Strength: 0/50
Intelligence: 50/50

LOOT FOR DAY 4
No loot.

PET STATS FOR DAY 4:
HP: 9/10
Agility: 10/10
Strength: 9/10
Intelligence: 0/10









You wake up the next day at the tap of the shoulder of a guard.
You get out of the caravan and go to the milk refinery.
What now?
User avatar #102 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 6** Tell them to follow closely behind me, and to enter with me into the refinery
User avatar #103 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
The 3 guards follow you as you enter the refinery.
As you enter, you see a few cows.
You see a bucket of milk.
You squeeze a few buckets of milk for your cat.
The cat drinks it up.
The cat seems that it hasn't seen milk in weeks.
As you enter, you see a few people.
They're handing out flyers with your face on it.
Your old face on it.
You act as natural as you can.
They walk past.
They don't suspect anything.
There's nothing left here.
You decide to go outside and find what to do.
User avatar #104 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 3** Go to the abandoned mine
User avatar #105 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
As you go outside, someone claims that you're the criminal.
You call them crazy.
The guards believe them.
You get your kitty and run to where?
User avatar #106 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** Destroy the entrance with explosive magic, trapping them inside. Then, go to the abandoned mine
User avatar #107 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You destroy the enterance and they're trapped.
You now look at the map.
It's somewhere in the map.
But the map is scrambled!
You try to figure out the glyphs.
What do you do?
#108 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Map.
#109 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 0** I make a map in the dirt from memory and set out on my journey to get to the abandoned mine
User avatar #110 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Your cat goes on the map and rolls in it.
That was your only source and you couldn't bring it with you to the mines.
What do?
#89 - **megaflak rolls 3** Part 3: ****** gonna h…  [+] (20 new replies) 07/12/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
User avatar #90 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
+10 intelligence
You go to sleep.







STATS FOR DAY 4:
HP: 20/20
Agility: 0/50
Strength: 0/50
Intelligence: 30/50

LOOT FOR DAY 4
519 GC
Bounty: 1000 GC
X1562 food
X1 Storage bag
X6 Pet Food

PET STATS FOR DAY 4:
HP: 10/10
Agility: 9/10
Strength: 0/10
Intelligence: 0/10





You wake up the next day.
Some things are missing for some reason.
The jewels are missing!
only 100 are left.
What do you do now?
User avatar #91 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 0** Ignore and keep going on. Look at the map and go to the nearest large city, or find a caravan to hop on
User avatar #92 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You fall off the house and fall into a ditch!
-3 HP
Your cat lands on you so it only loses 1 HP.
What now?
User avatar #93 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 9** Go to the nearest large city, or until a caravan passes by
User avatar #94 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You hit the jackpot and you find yourself in the big city.
There is blood on your face from when you fell down and now you are in the city.
You see dozens of shops around you.
You can see some proving grounds.
OR
You can buy some things in the shop.
User avatar #95 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 3** I sell all my jewels and chicken to end up with 13 k gold.
User avatar #97 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You now go to the proving grounds.
What do you do now?

User avatar #98 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 4** Leave my cat to the most fine pet trainers in the realm, and get trained by the best mages in the land. I'll use 1000 gold to pay for all of this, and to ensure I get at least a 20 bonus for both of us
User avatar #99 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Your cat gets
+10 Agility.
+9 Strength
You get
+20 Intel (MAXED)
What now?
User avatar #100 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** Pay 5000 gold for a fully protected, armored transport caravan, and tell the driver to go to the Milk Refinery
User avatar #101 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You fall asleep while in it.




STATS FOR DAY 5:
HP: 17/20
Agility: 0/50
Strength: 0/50
Intelligence: 50/50

LOOT FOR DAY 4
No loot.

PET STATS FOR DAY 4:
HP: 9/10
Agility: 10/10
Strength: 9/10
Intelligence: 0/10









You wake up the next day at the tap of the shoulder of a guard.
You get out of the caravan and go to the milk refinery.
What now?
User avatar #102 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 6** Tell them to follow closely behind me, and to enter with me into the refinery
User avatar #103 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
The 3 guards follow you as you enter the refinery.
As you enter, you see a few cows.
You see a bucket of milk.
You squeeze a few buckets of milk for your cat.
The cat drinks it up.
The cat seems that it hasn't seen milk in weeks.
As you enter, you see a few people.
They're handing out flyers with your face on it.
Your old face on it.
You act as natural as you can.
They walk past.
They don't suspect anything.
There's nothing left here.
You decide to go outside and find what to do.
User avatar #104 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 3** Go to the abandoned mine
User avatar #105 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
As you go outside, someone claims that you're the criminal.
You call them crazy.
The guards believe them.
You get your kitty and run to where?
User avatar #106 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** Destroy the entrance with explosive magic, trapping them inside. Then, go to the abandoned mine
User avatar #107 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You destroy the enterance and they're trapped.
You now look at the map.
It's somewhere in the map.
But the map is scrambled!
You try to figure out the glyphs.
What do you do?
#108 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Map.
#109 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 0** I make a map in the dirt from memory and set out on my journey to get to the abandoned mine
User avatar #110 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Your cat goes on the map and rolls in it.
That was your only source and you couldn't bring it with you to the mines.
What do?
#87 - **megaflak rolls 4** Loot it, look for a map  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
User avatar #88 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You find a map.
It has the words: This town is deserted


LOOT ACQUIRED:
Gold and riches: x1634
Map: x1
Food: x1454
Mobile Enchants to your abilities: x1







You hit the jackpot as you find a ton of loot and a bed!
What do you do now?
#85 - **megaflak rolls 7** Go to town  [+] (3 new replies) 07/12/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
User avatar #86 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You find the town of HighGarden.
You see that it is deserted, and that there is only 2 houses with 1 bed.
Loot the chests or loot in the morning after sleep?
User avatar #87 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 4** Loot it, look for a map
User avatar #88 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You find a map.
It has the words: This town is deserted


LOOT ACQUIRED:
Gold and riches: x1634
Map: x1
Food: x1454
Mobile Enchants to your abilities: x1







You hit the jackpot as you find a ton of loot and a bed!
What do you do now?
#83 - **megaflak rolls 5** Cast an spell under every person in the…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/12/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
User avatar #84 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
LOOT ACQUIRED
x105 Chicken.
588 GC
X6 Pet Food
x1 Sword



Great Job! You have a sword and a companion! Now you need a shield....
It's almost getting dark and you now need to find somewhere to sleep.
Sleep in one of the houses or make your own?
User avatar #85 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7** Go to town
User avatar #86 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You find the town of HighGarden.
You see that it is deserted, and that there is only 2 houses with 1 bed.
Loot the chests or loot in the morning after sleep?
User avatar #87 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 4** Loot it, look for a map
User avatar #88 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You find a map.
It has the words: This town is deserted


LOOT ACQUIRED:
Gold and riches: x1634
Map: x1
Food: x1454
Mobile Enchants to your abilities: x1







You hit the jackpot as you find a ton of loot and a bed!
What do you do now?
#1 - This is good 07/12/2014 on my brother works for the FBI 0
#81 - **megaflak rolls 3** Ask what they are offering  [+] (7 new replies) 07/12/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
User avatar #82 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
They offer you 20 chicken for 100 GC
Take it?
User avatar #83 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** Cast an spell under every person in the camp and slaughter them, then loot the area
User avatar #84 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
LOOT ACQUIRED
x105 Chicken.
588 GC
X6 Pet Food
x1 Sword



Great Job! You have a sword and a companion! Now you need a shield....
It's almost getting dark and you now need to find somewhere to sleep.
Sleep in one of the houses or make your own?
User avatar #85 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7** Go to town
User avatar #86 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You find the town of HighGarden.
You see that it is deserted, and that there is only 2 houses with 1 bed.
Loot the chests or loot in the morning after sleep?
User avatar #87 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 4** Loot it, look for a map
User avatar #88 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You find a map.
It has the words: This town is deserted


LOOT ACQUIRED:
Gold and riches: x1634
Map: x1
Food: x1454
Mobile Enchants to your abilities: x1







You hit the jackpot as you find a ton of loot and a bed!
What do you do now?
#79 - **megaflak rolls 6** Keep traveling till I reach a town  [+] (9 new replies) 07/12/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
User avatar #80 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You see a camp.
It has normal people that aren't bandits!
You go up to them and they offer you trades.
Trade them or not?
User avatar #81 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 3** Ask what they are offering
User avatar #82 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
They offer you 20 chicken for 100 GC
Take it?
User avatar #83 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** Cast an spell under every person in the camp and slaughter them, then loot the area
User avatar #84 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
LOOT ACQUIRED
x105 Chicken.
588 GC
X6 Pet Food
x1 Sword



Great Job! You have a sword and a companion! Now you need a shield....
It's almost getting dark and you now need to find somewhere to sleep.
Sleep in one of the houses or make your own?
User avatar #85 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7** Go to town
User avatar #86 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You find the town of HighGarden.
You see that it is deserted, and that there is only 2 houses with 1 bed.
Loot the chests or loot in the morning after sleep?
User avatar #87 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 4** Loot it, look for a map
User avatar #88 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You find a map.
It has the words: This town is deserted


LOOT ACQUIRED:
Gold and riches: x1634
Map: x1
Food: x1454
Mobile Enchants to your abilities: x1







You hit the jackpot as you find a ton of loot and a bed!
What do you do now?
#77 - **megaflak rolls 7** Train it more so that it can also stun …  [+] (11 new replies) 07/12/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
User avatar #78 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You train it great.
Your pet cat's agility is now 9.
You have no more time to train.
You put him in your bag with his head sticking out.
What now?
User avatar #79 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 6** Keep traveling till I reach a town
User avatar #80 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You see a camp.
It has normal people that aren't bandits!
You go up to them and they offer you trades.
Trade them or not?
User avatar #81 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 3** Ask what they are offering
User avatar #82 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
They offer you 20 chicken for 100 GC
Take it?
User avatar #83 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** Cast an spell under every person in the camp and slaughter them, then loot the area
User avatar #84 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
LOOT ACQUIRED
x105 Chicken.
588 GC
X6 Pet Food
x1 Sword



Great Job! You have a sword and a companion! Now you need a shield....
It's almost getting dark and you now need to find somewhere to sleep.
Sleep in one of the houses or make your own?
User avatar #85 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7** Go to town
User avatar #86 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You find the town of HighGarden.
You see that it is deserted, and that there is only 2 houses with 1 bed.
Loot the chests or loot in the morning after sleep?
User avatar #87 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 4** Loot it, look for a map
User avatar #88 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You find a map.
It has the words: This town is deserted


LOOT ACQUIRED:
Gold and riches: x1634
Map: x1
Food: x1454
Mobile Enchants to your abilities: x1







You hit the jackpot as you find a ton of loot and a bed!
What do you do now?
#75 - **megaflak rolls 5** I start to train it how to distract en…  [+] (13 new replies) 07/12/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
#76 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
It has its intelligence improved by 6.
It can now fool enemies for 1 turn.
What do you do now?
User avatar #77 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7** Train it more so that it can also stun enemies for an extra turn
User avatar #78 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You train it great.
Your pet cat's agility is now 9.
You have no more time to train.
You put him in your bag with his head sticking out.
What now?
User avatar #79 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 6** Keep traveling till I reach a town
User avatar #80 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You see a camp.
It has normal people that aren't bandits!
You go up to them and they offer you trades.
Trade them or not?
User avatar #81 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 3** Ask what they are offering
User avatar #82 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
They offer you 20 chicken for 100 GC
Take it?
User avatar #83 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** Cast an spell under every person in the camp and slaughter them, then loot the area
User avatar #84 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
LOOT ACQUIRED
x105 Chicken.
588 GC
X6 Pet Food
x1 Sword



Great Job! You have a sword and a companion! Now you need a shield....
It's almost getting dark and you now need to find somewhere to sleep.
Sleep in one of the houses or make your own?
User avatar #85 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7** Go to town
User avatar #86 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You find the town of HighGarden.
You see that it is deserted, and that there is only 2 houses with 1 bed.
Loot the chests or loot in the morning after sleep?
User avatar #87 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 4** Loot it, look for a map
User avatar #88 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You find a map.
It has the words: This town is deserted


LOOT ACQUIRED:
Gold and riches: x1634
Map: x1
Food: x1454
Mobile Enchants to your abilities: x1







You hit the jackpot as you find a ton of loot and a bed!
What do you do now?
#73 - **megaflak rolls 8** Sit down on a tree and eat and heal, th…  [+] (15 new replies) 07/12/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
#74 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You tame it.
It can fight along with you.
You now have to train it.
OR
Give it a name
OR
Go along the trail and put the cat in your storage bag.
< That is what cat looks like.
User avatar #75 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** I start to train it how to distract enemies, and to help me dodge enemies
#76 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
It has its intelligence improved by 6.
It can now fool enemies for 1 turn.
What do you do now?
User avatar #77 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7** Train it more so that it can also stun enemies for an extra turn
User avatar #78 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You train it great.
Your pet cat's agility is now 9.
You have no more time to train.
You put him in your bag with his head sticking out.
What now?
User avatar #79 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 6** Keep traveling till I reach a town
User avatar #80 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You see a camp.
It has normal people that aren't bandits!
You go up to them and they offer you trades.
Trade them or not?
User avatar #81 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 3** Ask what they are offering
User avatar #82 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
They offer you 20 chicken for 100 GC
Take it?
User avatar #83 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** Cast an spell under every person in the camp and slaughter them, then loot the area
User avatar #84 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
LOOT ACQUIRED
x105 Chicken.
588 GC
X6 Pet Food
x1 Sword



Great Job! You have a sword and a companion! Now you need a shield....
It's almost getting dark and you now need to find somewhere to sleep.
Sleep in one of the houses or make your own?
User avatar #85 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7** Go to town
User avatar #86 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You find the town of HighGarden.
You see that it is deserted, and that there is only 2 houses with 1 bed.
Loot the chests or loot in the morning after sleep?
User avatar #87 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 4** Loot it, look for a map
User avatar #88 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You find a map.
It has the words: This town is deserted


LOOT ACQUIRED:
Gold and riches: x1634
Map: x1
Food: x1454
Mobile Enchants to your abilities: x1







You hit the jackpot as you find a ton of loot and a bed!
What do you do now?
#71 - **megaflak rolls 5** Use magic to assemble a small shelter t…  [+] (17 new replies) 07/12/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
User avatar #72 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You go into your shelter and doze off into sleep.




STATS FOR DAY 3:
HP: 10/20
Agility: 0/20
Strength: 0/20
Intelligence: 20/50
GC: 297
LOOT FOR DAY 3:
X3 Food
X1 Storage Bag
Bounty: 1000





You wake up the next day with the shelter gone.
It looks like it was ripped off the ground!
You get up and see a.... cat?
It seems to follow you.
What do you do?
User avatar #73 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 8** Sit down on a tree and eat and heal, then attempt to tame the cat
#74 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You tame it.
It can fight along with you.
You now have to train it.
OR
Give it a name
OR
Go along the trail and put the cat in your storage bag.
< That is what cat looks like.
User avatar #75 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** I start to train it how to distract enemies, and to help me dodge enemies
#76 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
It has its intelligence improved by 6.
It can now fool enemies for 1 turn.
What do you do now?
User avatar #77 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7** Train it more so that it can also stun enemies for an extra turn
User avatar #78 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You train it great.
Your pet cat's agility is now 9.
You have no more time to train.
You put him in your bag with his head sticking out.
What now?
User avatar #79 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 6** Keep traveling till I reach a town
User avatar #80 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You see a camp.
It has normal people that aren't bandits!
You go up to them and they offer you trades.
Trade them or not?
User avatar #81 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 3** Ask what they are offering
User avatar #82 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
They offer you 20 chicken for 100 GC
Take it?
User avatar #83 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** Cast an spell under every person in the camp and slaughter them, then loot the area
User avatar #84 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
LOOT ACQUIRED
x105 Chicken.
588 GC
X6 Pet Food
x1 Sword



Great Job! You have a sword and a companion! Now you need a shield....
It's almost getting dark and you now need to find somewhere to sleep.
Sleep in one of the houses or make your own?
User avatar #85 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7** Go to town
User avatar #86 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You find the town of HighGarden.
You see that it is deserted, and that there is only 2 houses with 1 bed.
Loot the chests or loot in the morning after sleep?
User avatar #87 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 4** Loot it, look for a map
User avatar #88 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You find a map.
It has the words: This town is deserted


LOOT ACQUIRED:
Gold and riches: x1634
Map: x1
Food: x1454
Mobile Enchants to your abilities: x1







You hit the jackpot as you find a ton of loot and a bed!
What do you do now?
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User avatar #29 - scoutyderpy (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 7** I summon in a decoy with fresh meat straight from a pig.
User avatar #30 to #29 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
The dead start to eat the decoy, completely ignoring you, but before you know it, the catacomb doors break open and 4 bandits that were looting the place come out. They see you, dressed in velvet robes, wearing the finest jewelry, and immediately charge at you.
#31 to #30 - scoutyderpy (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 4**
I make myself invisible and go behind a tree
User avatar #32 to #31 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
It works partially, and you cloak yourself for 2 turns. The bandits noticed you suddenly disappearing, and are now getting dangerously close to you.
User avatar #33 to #32 - scoutyderpy (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 1** I bite them on the neck and make them into my minions.
User avatar #34 to #33 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
You run up to them to bite them, but they see you and stab you in the head. You have been permanently wounded, and all your future rolls will be subtracted by 1. The last thing you see before blacking out, is them running away with your cloak and jewels, as the dead start to approach you.
#36 to #34 - scoutyderpy (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 6** I get the knife and stab all of them.
The blue is the mist.
#37 to #36 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
You awake a second later to the dead men and the robbers still running, towards and away! You may be able to get them if you clear the zombies. You grab one of the bandits knives that was dropped and cast a duplicating spell to have enough knives to throw. You are still severely wounded and must try to get to the robbers if you want to get back the map!
User avatar #38 to #37 - scoutyderpy (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 2** I let them off so I could win all the marbles.
#39 to #38 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
You let them get away with the map, but you are still wounded and bleeding out. You see the open catacomb doors, but there probably isn't anything in there. Will you search the catacombs, go north, go south, go west, or go east? (as you lost the map to the other location since the bandits stole it.
User avatar #40 to #39 - scoutyderpy (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 5** I go home and go into my room and play an RP game on Funnyjunk.
User avatar #41 to #40 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
You attempt to go home, but you remember you're a black wizard and you don't know what a "funnyfunk" or a "arpee" is. (2 turns till bleedout/death)
User avatar #42 to #41 - scoutyderpy (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 8** I go home and sleep.
User avatar #43 to #42 - megaflak (07/11/2014) [-]
Since you sold your home to go on an adventure, you make a makeshift cabin with a spell out the tree that you felled earlier. Your wound also closes a little bit.(You have a new homebase that you can reach by rolling 4 or above) (5 turns till bleedout)
User avatar #45 to #43 - megaflak (07/11/2014) [-]
Also, Day 1 is now over and your stats are

Health 2/10
Strength 5/10
Magic 7/10
Agility 4/10

Score right now is 100 (100 score every day)
User avatar #44 to #43 - scoutyderpy (07/11/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 4** I go to the end of the tree and use some leaves and some stretchy twigs.
User avatar #46 to #44 - megaflak (07/11/2014) [-]
You manage to make a messed up bandage, but when you applied it it breaks apart... you should try using something else to heal your wound (4 turns till bleedout)
User avatar #47 to #46 - scoutyderpy (07/11/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 1**
I make a sharp stick and cut off my arm. I then bandage it and go outside of the tree.
#48 to #47 - megaflak (07/11/2014) [-]
You fail completely and accidently stick it in your eye. You slowly die, writhing in pain while screaming for help.

You have died

In this play through:

-You tried to eat a dog
-You accidentally destroyed a tree and woke up an ancient evil
-You made an onion bracelet
-You were robbed by bandits
-You made a house and was killed by a stick
User avatar #7 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
Ok scouty, lets start


You are a black wizard in the medival era. You are looking for a magical Wand that can grant anything. You know it is either in a graveyard, or a mansion, which do you go to?
User avatar #8 to #7 - scoutyderpy (07/10/2014) [-]
I go to the graveyard of Zlakathla.
User avatar #9 to #8 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
You walk up to the graveyard. A shroud of mist envelops the surrounding area. You see a gate, and a small dog in front of it. Do you want to go inside the gate or find another way?
User avatar #10 to #9 - scoutyderpy (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 3** I will eat the dog first and then find another way!
User avatar #11 to #10 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
You kick the dog in an attempt to kill it, but it's not as strong as you hoped. It bites your leg and runs off. You start to look for another entrance, and stumble upon a broken up section in the spiked gate. What do you do?
User avatar #12 to #11 - scoutyderpy (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 1** I rip the fence away with my magic, and try to make it safer.
User avatar #13 to #12 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
Your magic ***** up and it bounces off the fence and into a tree, making it crash into the ground. If there is anything in there, they are definitely awake by now because of that noise.
User avatar #14 to #13 - scoutyderpy (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 5** I climb the fence and make a shield around me.
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #15 to #14 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
You climb the fence without any problems and cast a shield around yourself. You look around to see a few empty graves and an entrance to a catacomb. Suddenly, you feel something jump onto your back, but your shield deflects it! It's a rotting human, that seems to be heavily armored and has a double-handed sword. What do you do?
User avatar #16 to #15 - scoutyderpy (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 3** I rip its head off with my bare hands and steal its swords
User avatar #17 to #16 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
It blocks your hands, and attempts to stab you. Your shield has broke and the force of the sword hitting your spell sends you flying backwards. You look up to see another rotting human looking down on you, what do you do?
#18 to #17 - scoutyderpy (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 2**
I teleport out of there and hide behind a thick tree.
User avatar #19 to #18 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
It stabs you in the leg and you squirm in pain, it has you in it's grasp and you can't get out right now without a healing spell, but it may also be more effective to get rid of both of them right now.
User avatar #21 to #19 - scoutyderpy (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 3** I cast a spell to teleport Ni ggaless cholas Cage in so I can teleport out of there and hide behind a tree to heal.
Nicholas Cage then screams "BEES! NOT THE BEES! Even though they aren't bees.
User avatar #22 to #21 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
You manage to get a small teleport, but it only manages to move you out of the rotting humans grasp, meanwhile the first one is still approaching you
User avatar #23 to #22 - scoutyderpy (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 7** I try to teleport in Ni ggaless Cage again.
I heal and make myself invisible.
User avatar #24 to #23 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
You healed and managed to cloak yourself, not only that, but your previous spell kicks in and you manage to get behind the tree. Both of the rotting humans are clueless to your whereabouts, and the cloak will last 3 more turns.
User avatar #25 to #24 - scoutyderpy (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 030,204,954** I cast in Reggie Fils-Aime and he kills everyone
The End.
User avatar #26 to #25 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
You spell fails miserably and you manage to summon nearly every dead in the graveyard. Your cloak breaks and the gate you jumped in has seemed to patched itself up. You also have an eerie feeling (Something bad will happen in 2 turns!)
User avatar #27 to #26 - scoutyderpy (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 4**
I summon in an onion necklace around me neck.
I made this.
***********
User avatar #28 to #27 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
You manage to summon a bracelet sized onion ring. The dead have once again spotted you and are moving closer.
User avatar #6 - scoutyderpy (07/10/2014) [-]
Fkn nggrs.
#5 - megaflak (02/23/2014) [-]
Hi ragingbrony

Have a walrus
User avatar #1 - npfortytwo (08/18/2012) [-]
NIPPLE CLAMPS
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