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#163 - **megaflak rolls 2** Visit the house...  [+] (4 new replies) 07/13/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
User avatar #164 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
You look around.
You see some musket rounds on the drawer.
User avatar #165 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 2** Take them then scan for enemies with magic
#166 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
You scan and nothing.

Just as you turn, a spider is in the doorway.











TO BE CONTINUED
User avatar #167 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
When you turn you see a spider.
What do you do?
#161 - **megaflak rolls 9** Burn the library. Again. WIth a fire tornado.  [+] (6 new replies) 07/13/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
User avatar #162 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
You get out and cast a spell.
It burns to the ground.
Again.
The house is the last place.
User avatar #163 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 2** Visit the house...
User avatar #164 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
You look around.
You see some musket rounds on the drawer.
User avatar #165 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 2** Take them then scan for enemies with magic
#166 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
You scan and nothing.

Just as you turn, a spider is in the doorway.











TO BE CONTINUED
User avatar #167 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
When you turn you see a spider.
What do you do?
#159 - **megaflak rolls 4** Ill visit the library  [+] (8 new replies) 07/13/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
User avatar #160 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
You get in, and all of the rooms smell like fire still.
When you get a book, a small spider comes out and bites you.
-0.5 HP.
There's nothing else here.
User avatar #161 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 9** Burn the library. Again. WIth a fire tornado.
User avatar #162 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
You get out and cast a spell.
It burns to the ground.
Again.
The house is the last place.
User avatar #163 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 2** Visit the house...
User avatar #164 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
You look around.
You see some musket rounds on the drawer.
User avatar #165 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 2** Take them then scan for enemies with magic
#166 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
You scan and nothing.

Just as you turn, a spider is in the doorway.











TO BE CONTINUED
User avatar #167 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
When you turn you see a spider.
What do you do?
#157 - **megaflak rolls 5** Loot the shop 07/13/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
#155 - **megaflak rolls 7** Loot the area  [+] (2 new replies) 07/13/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
User avatar #156 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
You find.... a potion book.

--------Potion-Book----------
Can help you make
potions.
Can only make potions if
you have a potion brewer
------------------------------------


You need a potion brewer now.
Where to?
User avatar #157 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** Loot the shop
#153 - **megaflak rolls 7** Cast a small orb around it to stop it f…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/13/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
User avatar #154 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
The cat.... pops?
You brush it off and head to the proving grounds.
What do you do?
User avatar #155 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7** Loot the area
User avatar #156 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
You find.... a potion book.

--------Potion-Book----------
Can help you make
potions.
Can only make potions if
you have a potion brewer
------------------------------------


You need a potion brewer now.
Where to?
User avatar #157 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** Loot the shop
#151 - **megaflak rolls 3** Go to the proving grounds  [+] (6 new replies) 07/13/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
User avatar #152 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
You see a cat...
It's orange...
It's like the one on you're shield...
What do you do?
User avatar #153 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7** Cast a small orb around it to stop it from moving
User avatar #154 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
The cat.... pops?
You brush it off and head to the proving grounds.
What do you do?
User avatar #155 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7** Loot the area
User avatar #156 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
You find.... a potion book.

--------Potion-Book----------
Can help you make
potions.
Can only make potions if
you have a potion brewer
------------------------------------


You need a potion brewer now.
Where to?
User avatar #157 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** Loot the shop
#149 - **megaflak rolls 6** Use a summoning spell to bring it to me  [+] (8 new replies) 07/13/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
User avatar #150 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
You used a spell to bring it.
YOU HAVE OBTAINED THE : MUSKET
-----------------Musket--------------------
Shoots 5 bullets at once.
Takes shotgun ammo as ammo.
More affect if used closer.
-----------------------------------------------




You get out of there and there is 4 more places to search.
Where to?
User avatar #151 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 3** Go to the proving grounds
User avatar #152 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
You see a cat...
It's orange...
It's like the one on you're shield...
What do you do?
User avatar #153 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7** Cast a small orb around it to stop it from moving
User avatar #154 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
The cat.... pops?
You brush it off and head to the proving grounds.
What do you do?
User avatar #155 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7** Loot the area
User avatar #156 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
You find.... a potion book.

--------Potion-Book----------
Can help you make
potions.
Can only make potions if
you have a potion brewer
------------------------------------


You need a potion brewer now.
Where to?
User avatar #157 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** Loot the shop
#147 - **megaflak rolls 8** Use a gust of wind to push out the smok…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/13/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
User avatar #148 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
It works.
But the gun flys away with the wind.
What now?
User avatar #149 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 6** Use a summoning spell to bring it to me
User avatar #150 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
You used a spell to bring it.
YOU HAVE OBTAINED THE : MUSKET
-----------------Musket--------------------
Shoots 5 bullets at once.
Takes shotgun ammo as ammo.
More affect if used closer.
-----------------------------------------------




You get out of there and there is 4 more places to search.
Where to?
User avatar #151 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 3** Go to the proving grounds
User avatar #152 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
You see a cat...
It's orange...
It's like the one on you're shield...
What do you do?
User avatar #153 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7** Cast a small orb around it to stop it from moving
User avatar #154 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
The cat.... pops?
You brush it off and head to the proving grounds.
What do you do?
User avatar #155 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7** Loot the area
User avatar #156 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
You find.... a potion book.

--------Potion-Book----------
Can help you make
potions.
Can only make potions if
you have a potion brewer
------------------------------------


You need a potion brewer now.
Where to?
User avatar #157 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** Loot the shop
#145 - **megaflak rolls 5** Strike it's head with a bolt of lightin…  [+] (12 new replies) 07/13/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
User avatar #146 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
It starts to smoke from it's head.
You cough.
your choking.
You manage to get out of there.
You have to wait 3 turns for it to cool down for you to go back in.
Hint: Don't be too harsh. (Using spells)
User avatar #147 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 8** Use a gust of wind to push out the smoke from the room
User avatar #148 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
It works.
But the gun flys away with the wind.
What now?
User avatar #149 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 6** Use a summoning spell to bring it to me
User avatar #150 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
You used a spell to bring it.
YOU HAVE OBTAINED THE : MUSKET
-----------------Musket--------------------
Shoots 5 bullets at once.
Takes shotgun ammo as ammo.
More affect if used closer.
-----------------------------------------------




You get out of there and there is 4 more places to search.
Where to?
User avatar #151 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 3** Go to the proving grounds
User avatar #152 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
You see a cat...
It's orange...
It's like the one on you're shield...
What do you do?
User avatar #153 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7** Cast a small orb around it to stop it from moving
User avatar #154 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
The cat.... pops?
You brush it off and head to the proving grounds.
What do you do?
User avatar #155 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7** Loot the area
User avatar #156 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
You find.... a potion book.

--------Potion-Book----------
Can help you make
potions.
Can only make potions if
you have a potion brewer
------------------------------------


You need a potion brewer now.
Where to?
User avatar #157 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** Loot the shop
#143 - **megaflak rolls 8** I go to the sheriff department  [+] (14 new replies) 07/13/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
User avatar #144 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
On the way to the department, you find some jars.
You take them.
When you get to the department, you go inside and you see someone sitting in the chair.
You look at it.
It's a dead corpse...
Probably been there for years.
You see a gun in it's hands.
Take it or not?
Hint: Use caution when around corpses.
User avatar #145 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** Strike it's head with a bolt of lighting, then search the body
User avatar #146 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
It starts to smoke from it's head.
You cough.
your choking.
You manage to get out of there.
You have to wait 3 turns for it to cool down for you to go back in.
Hint: Don't be too harsh. (Using spells)
User avatar #147 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 8** Use a gust of wind to push out the smoke from the room
User avatar #148 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
It works.
But the gun flys away with the wind.
What now?
User avatar #149 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 6** Use a summoning spell to bring it to me
User avatar #150 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
You used a spell to bring it.
YOU HAVE OBTAINED THE : MUSKET
-----------------Musket--------------------
Shoots 5 bullets at once.
Takes shotgun ammo as ammo.
More affect if used closer.
-----------------------------------------------




You get out of there and there is 4 more places to search.
Where to?
User avatar #151 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 3** Go to the proving grounds
User avatar #152 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
You see a cat...
It's orange...
It's like the one on you're shield...
What do you do?
User avatar #153 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7** Cast a small orb around it to stop it from moving
User avatar #154 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
The cat.... pops?
You brush it off and head to the proving grounds.
What do you do?
User avatar #155 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7** Loot the area
User avatar #156 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
You find.... a potion book.

--------Potion-Book----------
Can help you make
potions.
Can only make potions if
you have a potion brewer
------------------------------------


You need a potion brewer now.
Where to?
User avatar #157 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** Loot the shop
#141 - **megaflak rolls 4** Keep looking, and apply a face spell  [+] (16 new replies) 07/13/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
#142 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
you're conscious comes over you and you take it anyway.
It has a weird texture...
You brush it off and put it in you're bag.
You see 5 places to go.
The Library
A House
A Shop
Proving Grounds
Sheriff Department
Where to?
#143 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 8** I go to the sheriff department
User avatar #144 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
On the way to the department, you find some jars.
You take them.
When you get to the department, you go inside and you see someone sitting in the chair.
You look at it.
It's a dead corpse...
Probably been there for years.
You see a gun in it's hands.
Take it or not?
Hint: Use caution when around corpses.
User avatar #145 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** Strike it's head with a bolt of lighting, then search the body
User avatar #146 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
It starts to smoke from it's head.
You cough.
your choking.
You manage to get out of there.
You have to wait 3 turns for it to cool down for you to go back in.
Hint: Don't be too harsh. (Using spells)
User avatar #147 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 8** Use a gust of wind to push out the smoke from the room
User avatar #148 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
It works.
But the gun flys away with the wind.
What now?
User avatar #149 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 6** Use a summoning spell to bring it to me
User avatar #150 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
You used a spell to bring it.
YOU HAVE OBTAINED THE : MUSKET
-----------------Musket--------------------
Shoots 5 bullets at once.
Takes shotgun ammo as ammo.
More affect if used closer.
-----------------------------------------------




You get out of there and there is 4 more places to search.
Where to?
User avatar #151 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 3** Go to the proving grounds
User avatar #152 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
You see a cat...
It's orange...
It's like the one on you're shield...
What do you do?
User avatar #153 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7** Cast a small orb around it to stop it from moving
User avatar #154 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
The cat.... pops?
You brush it off and head to the proving grounds.
What do you do?
User avatar #155 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7** Loot the area
User avatar #156 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
You find.... a potion book.

--------Potion-Book----------
Can help you make
potions.
Can only make potions if
you have a potion brewer
------------------------------------


You need a potion brewer now.
Where to?
User avatar #157 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** Loot the shop
#139 - **megaflak rolls 6** Look for the abandoned town  [+] (18 new replies) 07/13/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
User avatar #140 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
You look for it, and you find it deep inside some overgrown trees.
You go behind the trees and see a flyer of you're face from when you killed those people.
What now?
User avatar #141 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 4** Keep looking, and apply a face spell
#142 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
you're conscious comes over you and you take it anyway.
It has a weird texture...
You brush it off and put it in you're bag.
You see 5 places to go.
The Library
A House
A Shop
Proving Grounds
Sheriff Department
Where to?
#143 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 8** I go to the sheriff department
User avatar #144 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
On the way to the department, you find some jars.
You take them.
When you get to the department, you go inside and you see someone sitting in the chair.
You look at it.
It's a dead corpse...
Probably been there for years.
You see a gun in it's hands.
Take it or not?
Hint: Use caution when around corpses.
User avatar #145 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** Strike it's head with a bolt of lighting, then search the body
User avatar #146 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
It starts to smoke from it's head.
You cough.
your choking.
You manage to get out of there.
You have to wait 3 turns for it to cool down for you to go back in.
Hint: Don't be too harsh. (Using spells)
User avatar #147 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 8** Use a gust of wind to push out the smoke from the room
User avatar #148 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
It works.
But the gun flys away with the wind.
What now?
User avatar #149 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 6** Use a summoning spell to bring it to me
User avatar #150 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
You used a spell to bring it.
YOU HAVE OBTAINED THE : MUSKET
-----------------Musket--------------------
Shoots 5 bullets at once.
Takes shotgun ammo as ammo.
More affect if used closer.
-----------------------------------------------




You get out of there and there is 4 more places to search.
Where to?
User avatar #151 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 3** Go to the proving grounds
User avatar #152 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
You see a cat...
It's orange...
It's like the one on you're shield...
What do you do?
User avatar #153 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7** Cast a small orb around it to stop it from moving
User avatar #154 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
The cat.... pops?
You brush it off and head to the proving grounds.
What do you do?
User avatar #155 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7** Loot the area
User avatar #156 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
You find.... a potion book.

--------Potion-Book----------
Can help you make
potions.
Can only make potions if
you have a potion brewer
------------------------------------


You need a potion brewer now.
Where to?
User avatar #157 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** Loot the shop
#1002181 - The what? I know about warhammer but can you give me the link?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1002224 - googleoverlords (07/13/2014) [-]
Wait nevermind. Someone deleted the download. You can just torrent it. It pretty much like DnD but in the future with space nazis. Just look up Dark Heresy.
#1002175 - Nah  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1002213 - phantomeins (07/13/2014) [-]
the game really needs 4+ players and a dm, 1 player and 1 dm is playable, but it would be hard on the dm to make it fair, and both the player and dm would have to know a lot about the game.

But if you really want to go with 2 people, pick who will be a dm and who will be the player, download the player's handbook for the edition you want, and a character sheet if your the player. dm will need a monsters manual, dungeon master's guide, player's handbook.

Get one person to make a character, have the dm make a bunch of encounters that would fit with his character. A rogue has to steal some expensive item, ranger is tracking down some dangerous beast, fighter is trying to survive a war, paladin is hunting down some evil thing, an evil cleric is enslaving a town and so on.
#1002135 - I've been wanting to play D&D on Roll20 with a friend, but…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/13/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1002249 - MrDeadiron (07/13/2014) [-]
I mean you could join our campaign
User avatar #1002152 - phantomeins (07/13/2014) [-]
Has he played d&d before?
User avatar #1002175 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
Nah
User avatar #1002213 - phantomeins (07/13/2014) [-]
the game really needs 4+ players and a dm, 1 player and 1 dm is playable, but it would be hard on the dm to make it fair, and both the player and dm would have to know a lot about the game.

But if you really want to go with 2 people, pick who will be a dm and who will be the player, download the player's handbook for the edition you want, and a character sheet if your the player. dm will need a monsters manual, dungeon master's guide, player's handbook.

Get one person to make a character, have the dm make a bunch of encounters that would fit with his character. A rogue has to steal some expensive item, ranger is tracking down some dangerous beast, fighter is trying to survive a war, paladin is hunting down some evil thing, an evil cleric is enslaving a town and so on.
User avatar #1002138 - googleoverlords (07/13/2014) [-]
I could give you a link to a warhammer 40k thing for playing that way....
User avatar #1002181 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
The what? I know about warhammer but can you give me the link?
User avatar #1002224 - googleoverlords (07/13/2014) [-]
Wait nevermind. Someone deleted the download. You can just torrent it. It pretty much like DnD but in the future with space nazis. Just look up Dark Heresy.
#11 - How relevant 07/13/2014 on My Body +13
#17 - Picture 07/12/2014 on (untitled) +10
#1001795 - Picture 07/12/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#135 - The end! 07/12/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
#132 - **megaflak rolls 1** Summon a mystical hammer, smash it into…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/12/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
User avatar #134 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
#133 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You killed the spider.
You got the orb.
You have your cat.
You win.
No deaths.
Now you must go on another adventure.
To find this cat.
#135 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
The end!
#130 - **megaflak rolls 6** Use cat's agility to distract it  [+] (4 new replies) 07/12/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
User avatar #132 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 1** Summon a mystical hammer, smash it into head (5+ from skills, 5+ from cat)
User avatar #134 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
#133 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You killed the spider.
You got the orb.
You have your cat.
You win.
No deaths.
Now you must go on another adventure.
To find this cat.
#135 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
The end!
#128 - **megaflak rolls 2**  [+] (6 new replies) 07/12/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
User avatar #129 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
The head!
Get the head~!
User avatar #130 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 6** Use cat's agility to distract it
User avatar #132 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 1** Summon a mystical hammer, smash it into head (5+ from skills, 5+ from cat)
User avatar #134 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
#133 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You killed the spider.
You got the orb.
You have your cat.
You win.
No deaths.
Now you must go on another adventure.
To find this cat.
#135 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
The end!
#127 - **megaflak rolls 5**  [+] (7 new replies) 07/12/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
User avatar #128 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 2**
User avatar #129 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
The head!
Get the head~!
User avatar #130 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 6** Use cat's agility to distract it
User avatar #132 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 1** Summon a mystical hammer, smash it into head (5+ from skills, 5+ from cat)
User avatar #134 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
#133 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You killed the spider.
You got the orb.
You have your cat.
You win.
No deaths.
Now you must go on another adventure.
To find this cat.
#135 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
The end!
#126 - **megaflak rolls 5**  [+] (8 new replies) 07/12/2014 on scoutyderpy's profile 0
User avatar #127 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5**
User avatar #128 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 2**
User avatar #129 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
The head!
Get the head~!
User avatar #130 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 6** Use cat's agility to distract it
User avatar #132 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 1** Summon a mystical hammer, smash it into head (5+ from skills, 5+ from cat)
User avatar #134 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
#133 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You killed the spider.
You got the orb.
You have your cat.
You win.
No deaths.
Now you must go on another adventure.
To find this cat.
#135 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
The end!
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User avatar #29 - scoutyderpy (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 7** I summon in a decoy with fresh meat straight from a pig.
User avatar #30 to #29 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
The dead start to eat the decoy, completely ignoring you, but before you know it, the catacomb doors break open and 4 bandits that were looting the place come out. They see you, dressed in velvet robes, wearing the finest jewelry, and immediately charge at you.
#31 to #30 - scoutyderpy (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 4**
I make myself invisible and go behind a tree
User avatar #32 to #31 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
It works partially, and you cloak yourself for 2 turns. The bandits noticed you suddenly disappearing, and are now getting dangerously close to you.
User avatar #33 to #32 - scoutyderpy (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 1** I bite them on the neck and make them into my minions.
User avatar #34 to #33 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
You run up to them to bite them, but they see you and stab you in the head. You have been permanently wounded, and all your future rolls will be subtracted by 1. The last thing you see before blacking out, is them running away with your cloak and jewels, as the dead start to approach you.
#36 to #34 - scoutyderpy (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 6** I get the knife and stab all of them.
The blue is the mist.
#37 to #36 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
You awake a second later to the dead men and the robbers still running, towards and away! You may be able to get them if you clear the zombies. You grab one of the bandits knives that was dropped and cast a duplicating spell to have enough knives to throw. You are still severely wounded and must try to get to the robbers if you want to get back the map!
User avatar #38 to #37 - scoutyderpy (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 2** I let them off so I could win all the marbles.
#39 to #38 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
You let them get away with the map, but you are still wounded and bleeding out. You see the open catacomb doors, but there probably isn't anything in there. Will you search the catacombs, go north, go south, go west, or go east? (as you lost the map to the other location since the bandits stole it.
User avatar #40 to #39 - scoutyderpy (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 5** I go home and go into my room and play an RP game on Funnyjunk.
User avatar #41 to #40 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
You attempt to go home, but you remember you're a black wizard and you don't know what a "funnyfunk" or a "arpee" is. (2 turns till bleedout/death)
User avatar #42 to #41 - scoutyderpy (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 8** I go home and sleep.
User avatar #43 to #42 - megaflak (07/11/2014) [-]
Since you sold your home to go on an adventure, you make a makeshift cabin with a spell out the tree that you felled earlier. Your wound also closes a little bit.(You have a new homebase that you can reach by rolling 4 or above) (5 turns till bleedout)
User avatar #45 to #43 - megaflak (07/11/2014) [-]
Also, Day 1 is now over and your stats are

Health 2/10
Strength 5/10
Magic 7/10
Agility 4/10

Score right now is 100 (100 score every day)
User avatar #44 to #43 - scoutyderpy (07/11/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 4** I go to the end of the tree and use some leaves and some stretchy twigs.
User avatar #46 to #44 - megaflak (07/11/2014) [-]
You manage to make a messed up bandage, but when you applied it it breaks apart... you should try using something else to heal your wound (4 turns till bleedout)
User avatar #47 to #46 - scoutyderpy (07/11/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 1**
I make a sharp stick and cut off my arm. I then bandage it and go outside of the tree.
#48 to #47 - megaflak (07/11/2014) [-]
You fail completely and accidently stick it in your eye. You slowly die, writhing in pain while screaming for help.

You have died

In this play through:

-You tried to eat a dog
-You accidentally destroyed a tree and woke up an ancient evil
-You made an onion bracelet
-You were robbed by bandits
-You made a house and was killed by a stick
User avatar #7 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
Ok scouty, lets start


You are a black wizard in the medival era. You are looking for a magical Wand that can grant anything. You know it is either in a graveyard, or a mansion, which do you go to?
User avatar #8 to #7 - scoutyderpy (07/10/2014) [-]
I go to the graveyard of Zlakathla.
User avatar #9 to #8 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
You walk up to the graveyard. A shroud of mist envelops the surrounding area. You see a gate, and a small dog in front of it. Do you want to go inside the gate or find another way?
User avatar #10 to #9 - scoutyderpy (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 3** I will eat the dog first and then find another way!
User avatar #11 to #10 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
You kick the dog in an attempt to kill it, but it's not as strong as you hoped. It bites your leg and runs off. You start to look for another entrance, and stumble upon a broken up section in the spiked gate. What do you do?
User avatar #12 to #11 - scoutyderpy (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 1** I rip the fence away with my magic, and try to make it safer.
User avatar #13 to #12 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
Your magic fucks up and it bounces off the fence and into a tree, making it crash into the ground. If there is anything in there, they are definitely awake by now because of that noise.
User avatar #14 to #13 - scoutyderpy (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 5** I climb the fence and make a shield around me.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #15 to #14 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
You climb the fence without any problems and cast a shield around yourself. You look around to see a few empty graves and an entrance to a catacomb. Suddenly, you feel something jump onto your back, but your shield deflects it! It's a rotting human, that seems to be heavily armored and has a double-handed sword. What do you do?
User avatar #16 to #15 - scoutyderpy (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 3** I rip its head off with my bare hands and steal its swords
User avatar #17 to #16 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
It blocks your hands, and attempts to stab you. Your shield has broke and the force of the sword hitting your spell sends you flying backwards. You look up to see another rotting human looking down on you, what do you do?
#18 to #17 - scoutyderpy (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 2**
I teleport out of there and hide behind a thick tree.
User avatar #19 to #18 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
It stabs you in the leg and you squirm in pain, it has you in it's grasp and you can't get out right now without a healing spell, but it may also be more effective to get rid of both of them right now.
User avatar #21 to #19 - scoutyderpy (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 3** I cast a spell to teleport Ni ggaless cholas Cage in so I can teleport out of there and hide behind a tree to heal.
Nicholas Cage then screams "BEES! NOT THE BEES! Even though they aren't bees.
User avatar #22 to #21 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
You manage to get a small teleport, but it only manages to move you out of the rotting humans grasp, meanwhile the first one is still approaching you
User avatar #23 to #22 - scoutyderpy (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 7** I try to teleport in Ni ggaless Cage again.
I heal and make myself invisible.
User avatar #24 to #23 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
You healed and managed to cloak yourself, not only that, but your previous spell kicks in and you manage to get behind the tree. Both of the rotting humans are clueless to your whereabouts, and the cloak will last 3 more turns.
User avatar #25 to #24 - scoutyderpy (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 030,204,954** I cast in Reggie Fils-Aime and he kills everyone
The End.
User avatar #26 to #25 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
You spell fails miserably and you manage to summon nearly every dead in the graveyard. Your cloak breaks and the gate you jumped in has seemed to patched itself up. You also have an eerie feeling (Something bad will happen in 2 turns!)
User avatar #27 to #26 - scoutyderpy (07/10/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolls 4**
I summon in an onion necklace around me neck.
I made this.
alsofuckyou
User avatar #28 to #27 - megaflak (07/10/2014) [-]
You manage to summon a bracelet sized onion ring. The dead have once again spotted you and are moving closer.
User avatar #6 - scoutyderpy (07/10/2014) [-]
Fkn nggrs.
#5 - megaflak (02/23/2014) [-]
Hi ragingbrony

Have a walrus
User avatar #1 - npfortytwo (08/18/2012) [-]
NIPPLE CLAMPS
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