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#14 - It gets even worse when you ride a motorbike... Ever …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/24/2013 on This is quite accurate +3
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#44 - KazumaKyu (08/24/2013) [-]
Why is it that every biker I see on the road is a total asswipe in one way or another? When you're 'riding fast' like you said, conveniently ignoring traffic laws in doing so, you're cutting off dozens of cars who have places to go just like you do. But apparently because you have a smaller vehicle, it is perfectly reasonable for you to swerve between lanes while going twice the speed limit. But even if you aren't blasting along at ludicrous speeds, you're going REALLY FUCKING SLOW and travelling in packs! six or seven bikes all crammed into two lanes of traffic, visibly chatting and laughing and having a grand time while holding up everyone behind them, because clearly being a biker makes you the undisputed kings of the road!

I didn't mean to rant like that, but god how I hate fucking bikers! The fact that your vehicle has two wheels does not exempt you from the laws that the rest of us have to follow!
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#53 - Metallicock (08/24/2013) [-]
As a biker, I agree with that first part. The only time I speed is to get my self into a safer position. I don't want to be behind and vehicle carrying stuff, any large vehicles, any vehicles I can't see past, any vehicles kicking up a lot of dust, or any vehicle that doesn't seem to be paying attention as these are great hazards to not only bikers, but anyone on the road.
Never do I weave, or go way over the speed limit just for the fuck of it and as for riding too slow, that's not just bikers doing that.
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#55 - KazumaKyu (08/24/2013) [-]
Not just bikers riding slow, yes, but generally speaking you don't run into packs of slow-moving cars. Usually if a car is holding people up, it's just that one car. If a bike is holding people up (at least in my area), it's never less than three of them. And for whatever reason they can't keep to one lane, so the whole of the road is blocked by these bikers who can't be arsed to keep to the limit or get the fuck out of the way.
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#59 - Metallicock (08/24/2013) [-]
Haha, that sounds like mopeds in my area.
Idk man, I try my best not to be a nuisance in traffic.
Unfortunately, there's always those bikers (mostly street bikers in my opinion) who make the rest of us look bad. Something I've noticed is that no matter how you behave in traffic or what kind of bike you ride, people hate you the moment your ass touches that seat.
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#65 - KazumaKyu (08/24/2013) [-]
There is something of a stigma about it, yes. But, like all stereotypes of that sort, there is a reason for it. Also helps that people have a somewhat-irrational fear of ever hitting a biker, which isn't helped by the general view that bikers don't drive safely. I mean, hitting anyone is bad, but hitting a biker? At least if you hit another car you think there's a good chance the driver will make it out okay, or at least in one piece, but you bikers aren't really strapped in there at all. You hit a biker and he's going flying whether he wants to or not, and it's hard to imagine that ending in anything other than tragedy.

We scream and rage at each other on the road, but at the end of the day no-one wants to think they've just killed someone on the road, y'know?
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