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meandmyburger

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Date Signed Up:2/02/2011
Last Login:3/24/2015
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Content Views:49091
Times Content Favorited:182 times
Total Comments Made:510
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Favorite Tags: You are awesome (4)

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#329 - And as usual, France is running away... 07/16/2013 on Better Jaegers [Pacific Rim] -1
#59 - My 1.1l Peugeot 206 is 1850 for my first year of driving (thir… 06/26/2013 on How car insurance companies... 0
#91 - Everyone's here bitching about all the different consoles whil… 06/11/2013 on Damnit microsoft not again! 0
#152 - How long does it take to cook a dead baby? I don't kn… 06/09/2013 on Delicious 0
#10 - Reminds me of my favourite picture in the world 05/31/2013 on Howdy! +3
#99 - Oh eight hundred, double oh... ten sixty six!  [+] (2 new replies) 03/11/2013 on Autoglass. +7
User avatar #117 - nexuser (03/11/2013) [-]
1 1 8, 24/7, give em a call, it's directory heaven!

Oh I do love britains advert jingles...
#101 - pinkiepiethecunt (03/11/2013) [-]
oh yeahhhh
#98 - GO AWAY STEVE I WANT GAVIN BACK! 03/11/2013 on Autoglass. +4
#54 - I agree with him and I get laid every other day... 02/21/2013 on Meanwhile in Soviet Russia -1
#164 - Is it me or does it look like most of them just received surpr… 02/06/2013 on Girls 0
#171 - It's a common thing in the UK, they're automatic. Only buses a… 01/21/2013 on How to give your car an... +6
#72 - YES I'M A GUY AND I MASTURBATE! 01/15/2013 on #1 Vagina +1
#71 - Don't get me wrong, I love the book series and the TV series b…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/15/2013 on Origins +4
User avatar #85 - defeats (01/15/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure that my mum is always waiting outside of my bedroom with a pile of my clothes until she hears anything inappropriate. Then she'll walk in with these clothes and say "what are you watching?". No knock or anything...
User avatar #74 - codyxvasco (01/15/2013) [-]
That's how life works. Parents will always walk in on something inappropriate.
User avatar #96 - lasmamoe (01/15/2013) [-]
Exactly.

>Mom is zapping through the channels.
>Goes through channel with "007 Goldeneye"
>I say "Go back, that movie is great"
>Goes back
>Hits the one scene in the movie where Pierce Brosnan is having incredibly loud and rough sex with the strangle-legs woman..
>No one says a word for 20minutes.
User avatar #107 - codyxvasco (01/15/2013) [-]
Omg, who was that? Xenia Onatop? God that bitch was sexay as fuuuuck.

Except in Goldeneye: Rogue agent, in that she was just weird.
User avatar #98 - lasmamoe (01/15/2013) [-]
I dont exactly know why i thought that was related to what you said.
#263 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 01/13/2013 on The fuck... +4
User avatar #272 - itrinx (01/13/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlfAHG854ic Reminded me of this, i'm going to this place we use to call Hell, i guess. No i'm sure.
User avatar #264 - itrinx (01/13/2013) [-]
He has special eyes...
#269 - themrsnowman (01/13/2013) [-]
#283 - hungryforwords (01/13/2013) [-]
MY BRAND!
#108 - Stand there awkwardly staring at her and fap about it later?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2013 on People are nice +16
#119 - Wumbologist (01/13/2013) [-]
#14 - Comment deleted  [+] (6 new replies) 01/10/2013 on Daniel Radcliffe -5
User avatar #51 - EdTheGreat (01/11/2013) [-]
I reaaally hate when people do something like you did in your last sentence. I can literally make anything sound like a piece of shit by doing that.
User avatar #73 - waaw (01/11/2013) [-]
An epic story about supernatural creatures and their place in modern society with humans, filled with epic battles and true love, is much better than some stupid story about a guy getting lost on the boat home and then killing a bunch of guys who tried to bang his wife.
#41 - Absolute Madman (01/11/2013) [-]
Anyone notice the influence Rowling drew from Tolkien? Intentional or not, Sauron's ring is essentially a horcrux. I highly doubt she (Rowling) copied and expanded the idea on purpose, but it's impossible to ignore.
User avatar #393 - thebritishguy (01/11/2013) [-]
I doubt she did, there were several horcruxes and he had to kill Voldy even when the last horcrux was gone.
#23 - discon (01/10/2013) [-]
I don't think it's fair to judge a book on how much of an impact it's had on litterature. Doing that makes a lot of "classics" seem like better books than they actually are.
#22 - Absolute Madman (01/10/2013) [-]
The Ringwraiths and Nazgul are the same. The creatures they ride are Fell Beasts.
#82 - Makes me feel like a ******* pussy, I stayed on the dec… 01/08/2013 on crash 0
#4 - Oh thank **** you censored the swear words! I'm sure al…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2013 on I hate my job +3
User avatar #6 - potrsr (01/05/2013) [-]
to your suprise, i did not print screen this. I got in on skype chat from friend. i just want to share the laughs.
#3 - He looks so... photogenic. 01/05/2013 on When you see it +1
#253 - .... make a new character?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2013 on Typical skyrim logic +3
User avatar #271 - connorjay (01/04/2013) [-]
but it's annoying to do the whole repetitive part of walking for hours to find nothing, remembering there is nothing there and rage quitting...

#197 - They don't want true independence though, they want complete e…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/23/2012 on eiffel 0
#210 - smacktext (12/23/2012) [-]
Women with double standards. The worst are the one's who are 3/10 to 6/10 'Would not bang' criteria. Sure i mean those who are well above average are entitled to a bit of affection but they need to pull their weight.

The one's that really rustle me are the one's who are ugly as sin and act like they are suppose to be entitled the same treatment as those who are ERHMERGERD SO HOT. My opinion here applies to feminists, about the majority of them are just butt ugly and butt hurt over their lack of self-esteem and self-worth.

Women, bottom-line, they don't understand themselves or what they're doing, they don't understand each other or other females.
User avatar #208 - ludislavonac (12/23/2012) [-]
What you are talking about is the bitch who would marry an 80 year old sugar daddy just to get everything. There are lots of women like that, but there are also many ambitious women who work hard to earn everything
#185 - You know what annoys me most about feminists? They do…  [+] (11 new replies) 12/23/2012 on eiffel +76
#233 - baltre (12/23/2012) [-]
You are the hero funnyjunk deserves.
#231 - Absolute Madman (12/23/2012) [-]
Enjoy Skyrim mate, good rant
User avatar #223 - jonasmsv (12/23/2012) [-]
Beautiful, glorious, magnificent composure!
User avatar #207 - jennalynnification (12/23/2012) [-]
Your comment reminded me of a comic I saw once from this site called Hark, A Vagrant,
heres the link:
http:// www. harkavagrant.com/index.php?id= 341
#195 - lolgangstabritz (12/23/2012) [-]
I agree
User avatar #193 - ludislavonac (12/23/2012) [-]
Well you should take a look at the historical side, men were always the ones who hunted, fought battles, did the hard field work etc. Through history it was always the mans role to provide for his family, while the woman was there to do supporting work, raise the kids and so on. That social norm still exists today. Also most women today aren't raised to be housewives and that's exactly the problem, they want to be independent, to have a career, to prove themselves to be able to provide.
#199 - miaandvinny (12/23/2012) [-]
You say the fact that women have the oppurtinaty to work is a bad thing. I don't think that you wanted it to come off like that, but it did. Sorry if I sound like an anoyying feminists, I'm just warning you before you say something like that to a group of women. Anyway, for me, it depends on the person. There's this really smart girl in my classes, so I assume she's going to be the main provider for her family, and there's this really dumb guy in my same class, so I assume he won't be much of a provider at all. Of course, the smart girl can end up being a house wife and the dumb guy can end up being the provider. The roles may be switched gender-wise (dumb girl, smart guy)
User avatar #206 - ludislavonac (12/23/2012) [-]
Yes, I should have mentioned that I don't have anything against career women
User avatar #197 - meandmyburger (12/23/2012) [-]
They don't want true independence though, they want complete entitlement without any actually effort of earning.
#210 - smacktext (12/23/2012) [-]
Women with double standards. The worst are the one's who are 3/10 to 6/10 'Would not bang' criteria. Sure i mean those who are well above average are entitled to a bit of affection but they need to pull their weight.

The one's that really rustle me are the one's who are ugly as sin and act like they are suppose to be entitled the same treatment as those who are ERHMERGERD SO HOT. My opinion here applies to feminists, about the majority of them are just butt ugly and butt hurt over their lack of self-esteem and self-worth.

Women, bottom-line, they don't understand themselves or what they're doing, they don't understand each other or other females.
User avatar #208 - ludislavonac (12/23/2012) [-]
What you are talking about is the bitch who would marry an 80 year old sugar daddy just to get everything. There are lots of women like that, but there are also many ambitious women who work hard to earn everything
#245 - I'm English and I don't see why so many people hate on their o…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/29/2012 on American Stereotypes +12
#271 - Absolute Madman (11/29/2012) [-]
As a fellow Englishman I would have to agree with you, apart from the royal family. They are pieces of shit ,studded with diamonds.
User avatar #247 - madjackwack (11/29/2012) [-]
i just laugh, because the teeth stereotype is stupidly wrong.
#310 - sillycoltee (11/29/2012) [-]
#105 - I know that feel. I work in a bank and old people are… 11/24/2012 on everytime 0
#67 - **meandmyburger rolled a random image posted in comment #67 …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2012 on Skyrim story 0
#68 - karvarausku (11/21/2012) [-]
**karvarausku rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at Will Smith... **
Thou Cicero is the only one with sneak lvl 100.
+ He can't die at all.
#64 - I let him live... I love that ******* arsehole. …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/21/2012 on Skyrim story 0
#66 - karvarausku (11/21/2012) [-]
**karvarausku rolled a random image posted in comment #121 at The Theater Thug ** in my opinion he is the best character in the whole game.
I don't know why people hate him so much?

( I use his clothes with my char)
#67 - meandmyburger (11/21/2012) [-]
**meandmyburger rolled a random image posted in comment #67 at GAME ON **
He's definitely the more interactive one, says a lot more than just "I don't like the look of this".

Then again I like using that vampire bitch from Dawnguard, she's bloody powerful man.
#68 - karvarausku (11/21/2012) [-]
**karvarausku rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at Will Smith... **
Thou Cicero is the only one with sneak lvl 100.
+ He can't die at all.

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I ain't even mad.
#1 - bobJML (11/21/2011) [-]
What's up newRichard Simmons friend?
What's up newRichard Simmons friend?
#2 to #1 - bobJML (11/21/2011) [-]
THESE STUPID FILTERS RUIN EVERYTHING!
#3 to #2 - meandmyburger (11/22/2011) [-]
Haha yeah they do suck sometimes lol.
I'm good thanks :D hope you're doing well?
#4 to #3 - bobJML (11/22/2011) [-]
I'm not doing well, I'm doing SWELL!!!
#5 to #4 - meandmyburger (11/22/2011) [-]
That sounds good :D
I'm pretty bored recently, some dude ran a red light when I was riding my motorbike, he crashed into me doing about 50mph and broke my ankle and foot, so I'm currently off work and everything. It's a nice break but y'know, it gets boring not being able to do anything D:
#6 to #5 - bobJML (11/23/2011) [-]
My friend and I started burning a bunch of boxes, leaves, and sticks earlier. Now THAT was entertaining.
My friend and I started burning a bunch of boxes, leaves, and sticks earlier. Now THAT was entertaining.
#7 to #6 - meandmyburger (11/23/2011) [-]
Bet it made a mess though!

I'm not that mobile at the moment so the only time I can see my friends is when they come over mine, and what with everyone being at college or work it doesn't leave me with much time D:
#8 to #7 - bobJML (11/23/2011) [-]
You're not that mobile?
You're not that mobile?
#9 to #8 - meandmyburger (11/24/2011) [-]
I'm not able to move around much due to my leg being in a cast, it sucks bad :(
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