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#9 - ******* love those Pizza Cones - I'm English and recent… 01/15/2015 on Amazing Stuff we all should... 0
#11 - Don't see no Superman cleaning the floors then cooking dinner.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/15/2015 on Heavy words -4
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#5 - Abortion Clinic, we kill em then we grill em. 01/15/2015 on Tumblr's anus 0
#5 - The same with the Humble Bundles. Will I ever play th…  [+] (14 new replies) 01/15/2015 on That’s A Yes Then +20
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User avatar #16 - BmanX (01/16/2015) [-]
I always end up buying Humble Bundles for 1 or 2 of the games but hey, might as well get the rest for cheap while I'm at it.
#8 - thomaster (01/15/2015) [-]
That feeling when dem sales
#6 - derpinoff (01/15/2015) [-]
How much is that in real money?
User avatar #49 - imofcnotharveydent (01/16/2015) [-]
is any money real?
#48 - anon (01/16/2015) [-]
in real money that makes out £4
User avatar #44 - hourlyb (01/16/2015) [-]
Tune in next time, on "I didn't know it was MLP"!
#40 - bemmo (01/16/2015) [-]
Hey Applejack.
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User avatar #13 - lolgonewrong (01/16/2015) [-]
Thats not how you thumb whore
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#38 - anon (01/16/2015) [-]
It has indeed gone wrong.
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**karvarausku rolled image** that would be worth of 80€ games depending what are on sales.
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#20 - When I busted my leg in a motorbike accident I found out the t… 04/10/2014 on One trip is for real men +1
#73 - Had sex once whilst I was riddled with the remnants of quite a… 11/21/2013 on Awkward Sexual Experiences... +2
#14 - It gets even worse when you ride a motorbike... Ever …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/24/2013 on This is quite accurate +3
User avatar #44 - KazumaKyu (08/24/2013) [-]
Why is it that every biker I see on the road is a total asswipe in one way or another? When you're 'riding fast' like you said, conveniently ignoring traffic laws in doing so, you're cutting off dozens of cars who have places to go just like you do. But apparently because you have a smaller vehicle, it is perfectly reasonable for you to swerve between lanes while going twice the speed limit. But even if you aren't blasting along at ludicrous speeds, you're going REALLY FUCKING SLOW and travelling in packs! six or seven bikes all crammed into two lanes of traffic, visibly chatting and laughing and having a grand time while holding up everyone behind them, because clearly being a biker makes you the undisputed kings of the road!

I didn't mean to rant like that, but god how I hate fucking bikers! The fact that your vehicle has two wheels does not exempt you from the laws that the rest of us have to follow!
User avatar #53 - Metallicock (08/24/2013) [-]
As a biker, I agree with that first part. The only time I speed is to get my self into a safer position. I don't want to be behind and vehicle carrying stuff, any large vehicles, any vehicles I can't see past, any vehicles kicking up a lot of dust, or any vehicle that doesn't seem to be paying attention as these are great hazards to not only bikers, but anyone on the road.
Never do I weave, or go way over the speed limit just for the fuck of it and as for riding too slow, that's not just bikers doing that.
User avatar #55 - KazumaKyu (08/24/2013) [-]
Not just bikers riding slow, yes, but generally speaking you don't run into packs of slow-moving cars. Usually if a car is holding people up, it's just that one car. If a bike is holding people up (at least in my area), it's never less than three of them. And for whatever reason they can't keep to one lane, so the whole of the road is blocked by these bikers who can't be arsed to keep to the limit or get the fuck out of the way.
User avatar #59 - Metallicock (08/24/2013) [-]
Haha, that sounds like mopeds in my area.
Idk man, I try my best not to be a nuisance in traffic.
Unfortunately, there's always those bikers (mostly street bikers in my opinion) who make the rest of us look bad. Something I've noticed is that no matter how you behave in traffic or what kind of bike you ride, people hate you the moment your ass touches that seat.
User avatar #65 - KazumaKyu (08/24/2013) [-]
There is something of a stigma about it, yes. But, like all stereotypes of that sort, there is a reason for it. Also helps that people have a somewhat-irrational fear of ever hitting a biker, which isn't helped by the general view that bikers don't drive safely. I mean, hitting anyone is bad, but hitting a biker? At least if you hit another car you think there's a good chance the driver will make it out okay, or at least in one piece, but you bikers aren't really strapped in there at all. You hit a biker and he's going flying whether he wants to or not, and it's hard to imagine that ending in anything other than tragedy.

We scream and rage at each other on the road, but at the end of the day no-one wants to think they've just killed someone on the road, y'know?
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#1 - bobJML (11/21/2011) [-]
What's up newRichard Simmons friend?
What's up newRichard Simmons friend?
#2 to #1 - bobJML (11/21/2011) [-]
#3 to #2 - meandmyburger (11/22/2011) [-]
Haha yeah they do suck sometimes lol.
I'm good thanks :D hope you're doing well?
#4 to #3 - bobJML (11/22/2011) [-]
I'm not doing well, I'm doing SWELL!!!
#5 to #4 - meandmyburger (11/22/2011) [-]
That sounds good :D
I'm pretty bored recently, some dude ran a red light when I was riding my motorbike, he crashed into me doing about 50mph and broke my ankle and foot, so I'm currently off work and everything. It's a nice break but y'know, it gets boring not being able to do anything D:
#6 to #5 - bobJML (11/23/2011) [-]
My friend and I started burning a bunch of boxes, leaves, and sticks earlier. Now THAT was entertaining.
My friend and I started burning a bunch of boxes, leaves, and sticks earlier. Now THAT was entertaining.
#7 to #6 - meandmyburger (11/23/2011) [-]
Bet it made a mess though!

I'm not that mobile at the moment so the only time I can see my friends is when they come over mine, and what with everyone being at college or work it doesn't leave me with much time D:
#8 to #7 - bobJML (11/23/2011) [-]
You're not that mobile?
You're not that mobile?
#9 to #8 - meandmyburger (11/24/2011) [-]
I'm not able to move around much due to my leg being in a cast, it sucks bad :(
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