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#4 - Kinda felt more like Iron Giant to me. 08/19/2016 on Flashbacks +29
#18 - Alien Resurrection. 08/13/2016 on I'm a pretty butterfly 0
#8 - I really liked the movie. I feel it was extremely close to the… 08/07/2016 on Harley v Harley 0
#14 - Read a review from one of those top critics for this movie. Th… 08/06/2016 on Suicide Squad +2
#10 - Then I guess Dutchfag is technically correct...?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2016 on 7 Bad Guys Who Had a Point 0
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#11 - dutchfag (07/24/2016) [-]
Justification is a reason but a reason isn't necessarily justified?

I dont know anymore man, English is not my mother tongue
#1 - Well Batman from BvS was based off of the Batman from The Dark…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/24/2016 on Looks like he whent that way +63
#44 - vorigan (07/25/2016) [-]
He never fucking killed anyone in that story THAT WAS THE FUCKING REASON FOR JOKER KILLING HIMSELF YOU TIT
#11 - anon (07/25/2016) [-]
correction, he's based off the Batman where Jason Todd dies in one universe and Batman actually does kill the Joker, the Jason Todd story arc had two endings, one where Batman doesn't kill the Joker and Jason comes back as Red Hood, and one where Batman does kill the Joker and realizes he can no longer leave deadly criminals alive

Source: Earth-51 Universe of DC
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#25 - lordtriggs (07/25/2016) [-]
if you look closely at the shots including Robin's costume in BVS the pole is actually a halberd so unless it gets retconned it looks like batman and robin were murderers before Joker killed him

also robin is never named as Jason so it may not be him
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#30 - ScottP (07/25/2016) [-]
Unless they use the halberd to not kill. Kinda like how Leonardo uses two samurai swords, but the bad guys never even get cut at all
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#31 - lordtriggs (07/25/2016) [-]
considering the amount of brutal murder batman does in the movie you can assume that the halberd was used lethally
#9 - irishlawyer (07/25/2016) [-]
He didn't actually kill people in the Dark Knight Returns
He did in Strikes Again, but we don't talk about that one
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#3 - DivineInfinity (07/24/2016) [-]
He didn't. He only killed the joker.
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#6 - punisherswar (07/24/2016) [-]
Kind of, Batman only snapped his neck to paralyze him, then the joker turns his head to complete the snap and make it seem like batman did kill him
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#23 - lordtriggs (07/25/2016) [-]
allow me to interject in the moment he didn't plan to paralyze joker, he finally lost control after all the years of Joker's madness
#12 - Just saw that episode of Malcom in the Middle just yesterday.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2016 on sad eyes +35
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#14 - erenated (07/13/2016) [-]
ayy lmao
#9 - They accidentally murder Josh in this scene too. They should h… 07/12/2016 on Drake & Josh +65
#172 - Soooo... They lie? If they change the truth then it isn't the …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/12/2016 on To hell with the race... +2
#208 - greyblade (07/15/2016) [-]
not always.

say you've got Alice, Bob, Carl and a policeman.

the policeman gets a report that bob stole alice's purse.

the policeman shows up, and asks what happened

Alice replies "Bob didn't steal my purse"

the policeman then assumes that it was Carl, and arrests him.

in truth, alice's purse wasn't stolen, but neither did she lie. bob didn't steal her purse.

through telling only a partial truth, alice the cop came to an incorrect conclusion without actually lying.
#209 - greyblade (07/15/2016) [-]
*Alice helped the cop come to an incorrect conclusion.

apologies, that last line's a grammatical clusterfuck
#20 - Aw man... I was wondering why I was getting red thumbs. I mean… 06/16/2016 on Death Stranded 0